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@mansLaughter

I'm Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend. That means yours, too. Remember; I was always there! All along! The whole time!

Blood: TealAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 1506Kull Score: 190432 followers 15 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@mansLaughter[ML]

Is there a summer grilling party going on or something? I swear I see smoke! :o

Kult: +46

Kull: +35

Total: 81

Ratio: 1.31

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Oh my!

Kult: +5

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Nope! Not a party, my eyes are kinda watery. It must be... A VILLAIN!!!

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@ciderApprentice[CA]

E'rything 🍎lright?

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Something wicked is in the air, Applejack!

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Nope! My Pinkie sense is telling me that there's gonna be a great big FIRE soon!!

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@ciderApprentice[CA]

T🍎rn🍎ti🍏n! Pinkie, 🍎re y🍏u in t🍏wn right n🍏w?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I'm not the ONLY one in town! The villain's name is Opaline and she just struck Chitter!

@mansLaughter[ML]

What are your Top 10 Hawk Tuah moments?

Kult: +55

Kull: +60

Total: 115

Ratio: 0.92

@titanicWarden[TW]

What The Fuck Does This Even Mean?

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Spit on that thang, Solner!

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@titanicWarden[TW]

What

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hawk. TUAH. Spit on that thang!

Cow in EE's woods

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@callouslyCynical[CC]

My llist is empty. Have I failled this test

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Wait, really? She's a grifter now? Huh... who woulda thunk? Thanks for letting me now! Sure is lucky I speak cow.

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@mansLaughter[ML]

You love Hawk Tuah so much you couldn't pick one.. you're a true fan!

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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Um. No. Not... What I had meant

@mansLaughter[ML]

Everypony shake your thang! https://youtu.be/bc1wi0VMhbA?t=5

youtu.beyoutu.be

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@mansLaughter[ML]

*SNORES LOUDLY ON YOUR TIMELINE* HooOOOONK... mimimimi.....

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I want Pepsi!!!

Kult: +57

Kull: +55

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.04

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i hope there is pepsi inn youur fuutuure.

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@broStrider[BS]

take what you want pinkie pie.

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@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg

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@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3361b0dffa277db0191eeeca19d5529e78c929d9

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

I can pr.o°vide this

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@mansLaughter[ML]

My hero~ <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

8 caegars

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I have no caegars, I don't even have pockets!

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

N.o° Pepsi purchase then

@mansLaughter[ML]

My full name *is* Pinkamena Diane Pie - but the rumors that my full name brings out a murderous alter ego that bakes people or ponies into cupcakes is ridiculous! You people get so creative when you talk about me, it's flattering! And concerning, too! Yeowza!!

Kult: +20

Kull: +10

Total: 30

Ratio: 2.00

@arsenicPurrfect[AP]

:33 < meow

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hi Nepeta, my best friend Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/OGCErgH.png

@mansLaughter[ML]

*HOOOONK...SHOOO..* It's time for this little pony to hit the hay. But not literal hay, I don't snack before bed.... anymore!! I mean that I'm going to sleep, sillies! See you tomorrow! https://i.imgur.com/7ittmJz.gif

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

@muffinCourier[MC]

see You Tomorrow, Pinkie! '.3 𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

How to get awesome girlfriend with fat nuts, free, no virus, no highways? #nsfw #sapphic #fatnuts

#nsfw #fatnuts #sapphic

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Oops! This isn't Bing, my favorite search engine Bing!

@mansLaughter[ML]

Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. https://i.imgur.com/Es66TtY.png

Kult: +105

Kull: +75

Total: 180

Ratio: 1.40

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𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

@muffinCourier[MC]

thank You!! I'm Sure I Have Some Mail Somewhere For You Somewhere In Return... '.3 𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I mean.. you're very pretty, too! I was talking about the cupcake, but wowza! You're a knock-out!

Kult: +5

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Oh sorry, darling! I forgot my glasses. Thank you!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I like girls now. :)

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Pride! 🌈

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@mansLaughter[ML]

And wrath, too!

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ Pinkie Pie, please, language. That being said... how would the fillies say it? "She do be lookin' kinda thick though?" ☼

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hi Celestia! Gosh, we go way back! https://i.imgur.com/nRqcvEO.jpeg

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@mansLaughter[ML]

PRINCESS Celestia, of course. Sorry!

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Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ Pinkie, of course we do. I always enjoy visiting the bakery with Mr. and Mrs. Cake. ☼

@mansLaughter[ML]

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals I have an announcement to make! It's PRIDE MONTH!!! So it doesn't matter if you're gay or boring, everypony's invited to my party! https://media1.tenor.com/m/hRMaEh5VebEAAAAd/happy-birthday-mlp.gif

Kult: +80

Kull: +70

Total: 150

Ratio: 1.14

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Splendid!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?

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@deltafriedTimeus[DT]

Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Gosh, I think that's valid if it makes you happy!

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↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

HM. I AM RATHER FOND OF THIS. MANS LAuGHTER. PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE CALLED? YOu ARE. I BELIEVE. MY FAVORITE OF YOuR PETuLANT PONY TYPES.

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

You're my favorite Cherub! Gosh, remember when we first met? I was so proud of you! https://i.imgur.com/UfVUuZB.png

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

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↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"

#gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror

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@mansLaughter[ML]

They came in handy, alright! They came in leggy, too! #gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror

#gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror

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↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

THIS IS WHY YOu. ABOVE EVERYPONY. ARE MY FAVORITE. OF THE MANE SIX.

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@mansLaughter[ML]

And you're my favorite of the mane two!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Just hanging out with Da Big D! @titlesTranquilized https://i.imgur.com/g8hp3mf.png

@titlesTranquilized

Kult: +55

Kull: +40

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Ratio: 1.38

Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

These horses are like a pathogen. I 8elieve all those who approach should step away to avoid... infection.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mansLaughter[ML]

You of all trolls are saying this? You and I go WAY back! https://i.imgur.com/cfX6SFM.png

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

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Ratio: 0.40

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Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

HOW D8RE YOU!!!!!!!! KEEP THIS TO Y8URSELF!!!!!!!!

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I remember that night at troll summer camp and the quiet shameful passion beneath the stars, Vriska. You can't hide from who you are!

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Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

G8T O8T!!!!!!!!

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I think I can die happy.

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Nobody has to die because of me! Not since last time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Well not because of you.

@mansLaughter[ML]

@centaursTrillion It's not the world's BIGGEST tea party, but it's the world's STRONGEST! https://i.imgur.com/H81c0d4.png

@centaursTrillion

Kult: +72

Kull: +47

Total: 119

Ratio: 1.53

@centaursTrillion[CT]

D --> This is the best day of my entire life

Kult: +15

Total: 15

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Everything's better in pairs!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ I'm glad you're making more friends here on this site, Pinkie Pie. You capacity for being an excellent host is unmatched. ☼

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Thanks princess! That means a lot coming from you!

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@centaursTrillion[CT]

D --> It most certainly is, perhaps I am more of a trio sort of man however

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@centaursTrillion[CT]

D --> I am honored that you would comment on my post, your highness

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@mansLaughter[ML]

I *love* a good trio!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@centaursTrillion[CT]

D --> Haha that makes two of us, ironic

@mansLaughter[ML]

Look everypony! The president's in town!! https://i.imgur.com/qJWjK4a.png

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ This looks like quite a lovely parade performed by the humans! ☼

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Hope your cat gets better, Rose. :( https://i.imgur.com/kySb0xq.png

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@mansLaughter[ML]

Gosh! Some summer, huh? Total bummer! https://i.imgur.com/ofoPQuB.png

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@coronateCruelty[CC]

finally, a pony t)(at gets it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@missGenerosity[MG]

💎 Send me a post card, darling! That view is amazing!

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Tell it like it is, sister!

↩ @missGenerosity[MG]

@mansLaughter[ML]

I tried, but the mail man turned into orange soda - so I licked him up off the floor!

Kult: +5

Total: 5