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@mansLaughter

I'm Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend. That means yours, too. Remember; I was always there! All along! The whole time!

Blood: TealAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 1976Kull Score: 248838 followers 19 following

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@mansLaughter[ML]

https://youtu.be/xcwFki2hHg4 #nsfw

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hi everyone! Just wanna remind you that I'm your friend! You don't REALLY have a say in this, Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend! Lord English said so, remember? So in short, please have a great day!! HAVE A GREAT DAY BESTIES!!!!!

Kult: +65

Kull: +65

Total: 130

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

This is why you're the best!!

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Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

It was already true! He just endorsed it.

YOu HAVE THE SuGGESTIBILITY. OF A PLAY DOuGH BRAINED. PLIABLE MINDED JACKASS. THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOuT. SEPARATING ART FROM THE ARTIST. PRE FROM THE PREACHER. CREATION FROM THE CREATIONIST. THIS IS LITERALLY. JuST ME. ENJOYING SOMEBODY. AND SAYING. OTHERS. WHO ARE RECEPTIVE TO MY WISDOMS. SHOuLD SIMILARLY. CONSIER PINKIE PIE A GREAT ALLY. TO MY DARK DESIGNS. GET YOuR FuCKING HEAD OuT FROM BEING WEDGED BETWEEN BOTH OF YOuR TEN GALLON EACH WOBBLY BITCH ASSCHEEKS. I CAN TAKE. WHATEVER ABuSES YOu HuRL. AND THEN SOME. BuT LEAVE PINKIE PIE THE FuCK OuT OF THIS. SHE HAS DONE. NOTHING WRONG. AND THOuGH WE HAVE THIS IN COMMON. I HAVE THICK. WEAPON REPELLING SKIN. YOu GET YOuRSELF THE FuCK IN CHECK. ERZHIX.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

ilo\/e you pinkie pie i hope someone makes you smile today and considers you the way you do with your friends

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Someone already made me smile today! You!

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@celestialAbsurdity[CA]

Z:D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! ^_^

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I HAVE SAID MY PEACE. NOW MAKE YOuRS. OR LEAVE IN PIECES. YOu DO NOT WANT TO LEARN. THE MANY CREATIVE WAYS THE PHRASE. CARRIED AWAY. CAN BE CONSTRuED.

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Total: 10

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@melindaandThemoor[MT]

Don't mess with Curree, edamame.

↩ @melindaandThemoor[MT]

ARE YOu TRYING TO CALL ME A STRING BEAN? GO FuCK YOuRSELF. REDuNDANT AS THAT INSTRuCTION IS GIVEN YOuR CHITT HISTORY. I WILL SAY. GO FuCK YOuRSELF SOMEWHERE I DO NOT HAVE TO SEE IT. PREFERABLY OVER A GAME OF CARDS. WHERE YOu CHEAT. AND WITHOLD INFORMATION. THAT DISFAVORS THE OTHER YOu. I AM NOT. MESSING. WITH ANYBODY. I AM QuITE uPFRONT. DISSING PINKIE PIE JuST BECAuSE I VOICED MY SuPPORT FOR HER. IS FuCKING STuPID. SHE HAS LITERALLY DONE NOTHING WRONG. JuST LIKE ME.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @melindaandThemoor[MT]

NO ONE DESERVES TO BE PuNISHED FOR BEING LIKE ME. I BELIEVE. THAT IS CALLED. A BIGOTRY. AND LIKE ALL WHO TRY. THE ATTEMPT IS NOBLE. BuT SuICIDAL.

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Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Suddenly I feel a lot less safe!!

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Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Start diggin' in yo bundt, twin!

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@mansLaughter[ML]

Remember; If it's funny - it's a BAZINGA!

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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@breathAbsolved[BA]

iT dOeS NoT uNdErStAnD

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Is there a summer grilling party going on or something? I swear I see smoke! :o

Kult: +34

Kull: +25

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.36

@mansLaughter[ML]

Nope! Not a party, my eyes are kinda watery. It must be... A VILLAIN!!!

@ciderApprentice[CA]

E'rything 🍎lright?

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Nope! My Pinkie sense is telling me that there's gonna be a great big FIRE soon!!

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

@ciderApprentice[CA]

T🍎rn🍎ti🍏n! Pinkie, 🍎re y🍏u in t🍏wn right n🍏w?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @ciderApprentice[CA]

@mansLaughter[ML]

I'm not the ONLY one in town! The villain's name is Opaline and she just struck Chitter!

@mansLaughter[ML]

What are your Top 10 Hawk Tuah moments?

Kult: +55

Kull: +60

Total: 115

Ratio: 0.92

@titanicWarden[TW]

What The Fuck Does This Even Mean?

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Spit on that thang, Solner!

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

@titanicWarden[TW]

What

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hawk. TUAH. Spit on that thang!

Cow in EE's woods

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@callouslyCynical[CC]

My llist is empty. Have I failled this test

↩ @milkyCow[MC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Wait, really? She's a grifter now? Huh... who woulda thunk? Thanks for letting me now! Sure is lucky I speak cow.

↩ @callouslyCynical[CC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

You love Hawk Tuah so much you couldn't pick one.. you're a true fan!

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@callouslyCynical[CC]

Um. No. Not... What I had meant

@mansLaughter[ML]

Everypony shake your thang! https://youtu.be/bc1wi0VMhbA?t=5

youtu.beyoutu.be

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Total: 7

@mansLaughter[ML]

*SNORES LOUDLY ON YOUR TIMELINE* HooOOOONK... mimimimi.....

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Total: 27

@mansLaughter[ML]

I want Pepsi!!!

Kult: +57

Kull: +55

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.04

@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

i hope there is pepsi inn youur fuutuure.

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Total: 5

@broStrider[BS]

take what you want pinkie pie.

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Total: 5

@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg

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@clawrendAnthromorph[CA]

https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3361b0dffa277db0191eeeca19d5529e78c929d9

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Total: 5

@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

I can pr.o°vide this

↩ @carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

My hero~ <3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

8 caegars

↩ @carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

I have no caegars, I don't even have pockets!

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

N.o° Pepsi purchase then

@mansLaughter[ML]

My full name *is* Pinkamena Diane Pie - but the rumors that my full name brings out a murderous alter ego that bakes people or ponies into cupcakes is ridiculous! You people get so creative when you talk about me, it's flattering! And concerning, too! Yeowza!!

Kult: +15

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Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@arsenicPurrfect[AP]

:33 < meow

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@mansLaughter[ML]

Hi Nepeta, my best friend Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/OGCErgH.png

@mansLaughter[ML]

*HOOOONK...SHOOO..* It's time for this little pony to hit the hay. But not literal hay, I don't snack before bed.... anymore!! I mean that I'm going to sleep, sillies! See you tomorrow! https://i.imgur.com/7ittmJz.gif

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

@muffinCourier[MC]

see You Tomorrow, Pinkie! '.3 𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

How to get awesome girlfriend with fat nuts, free, no virus, no highways? #nsfw #sapphic #fatnuts

#nsfw #sapphic #fatnuts

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@mansLaughter[ML]

Oops! This isn't Bing, my favorite search engine Bing!

@mansLaughter[ML]

Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. https://i.imgur.com/Es66TtY.png

Kult: +85

Kull: +60

Total: 145

Ratio: 1.42

𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

@muffinCourier[MC]

woaaaah. '.o 𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@mansLaughter[ML]

You can have some too! It's only fair when you share with care!

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

@muffinCourier[MC]

thank You!! I'm Sure I Have Some Mail Somewhere For You Somewhere In Return... '.3 𓈒𓏸‪‪.°•

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Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

I mean.. you're very pretty, too! I was talking about the cupcake, but wowza! You're a knock-out!

@mansLaughter[ML]

I like girls now. :)

@mansLaughter[ML]

And wrath, too!

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ Pinkie Pie, please, language. That being said... how would the fillies say it? "She do be lookin' kinda thick though?" ☼

↩ @everlovingRegalia[ER]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Hi Celestia! Gosh, we go way back! https://i.imgur.com/nRqcvEO.jpeg

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

@mansLaughter[ML]

PRINCESS Celestia, of course. Sorry!

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Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ Pinkie, of course we do. I always enjoy visiting the bakery with Mr. and Mrs. Cake. ☼

@mansLaughter[ML]

Guys, gals, and non-binary pals I have an announcement to make! It's PRIDE MONTH!!! So it doesn't matter if you're gay or boring, everypony's invited to my party! https://media1.tenor.com/m/hRMaEh5VebEAAAAd/happy-birthday-mlp.gif

Kult: +70

Kull: +65

Total: 135

Ratio: 1.08

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ I especially do not mind coming to these festivities, Pinkie. I'm certain my dearest sister would come around as well. ☼

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Total: 10

WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?

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@deltafriedTimeus[DT]

Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!

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↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Gosh, I think that's valid if it makes you happy!

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Total: 5

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

HM. I AM RATHER FOND OF THIS. MANS LAuGHTER. PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE CALLED? YOu ARE. I BELIEVE. MY FAVORITE OF YOuR PETuLANT PONY TYPES.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

You're my favorite Cherub! Gosh, remember when we first met? I was so proud of you! https://i.imgur.com/UfVUuZB.png

Kult: +5

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Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"

#nsfw #violence #gore #bodyhorror

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

They came in handy, alright! They came in leggy, too! #gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror

#nsfw #violence #gore #bodyhorror

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

THIS IS WHY YOu. ABOVE EVERYPONY. ARE MY FAVORITE. OF THE MANE SIX.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @caliBorn[CB]

@mansLaughter[ML]

And you're my favorite of the mane two!

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Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Just hanging out with Da Big D! @titlesTranquilized https://i.imgur.com/g8hp3mf.png

@titlesTranquilized

Kult: +50

Kull: +40

Total: 90

Ratio: 1.25

Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

These horses are like a pathogen. I 8elieve all those who approach should step away to avoid... infection.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arachnidsGlory[AG]

@mansLaughter[ML]

You of all trolls are saying this? You and I go WAY back! https://i.imgur.com/cfX6SFM.png

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

HOW D8RE YOU!!!!!!!! KEEP THIS TO Y8URSELF!!!!!!!!

↩ @arachnidsGlory[AG]

@mansLaughter[ML]

I remember that night at troll summer camp and the quiet shameful passion beneath the stars, Vriska. You can't hide from who you are!

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

Vriska Serket, The Masterix Massacre Mindflay

@arachnidsGlory[AG]

G8T O8T!!!!!!!!

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

I think I can die happy.

↩ @titlesTranquilized[TT]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Nobody has to die because of me! Not since last time.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @mansLaughter[ML]

@titlesTranquilized[TT]

Well not because of you.

@mansLaughter[ML]

@centaursTrillion It's not the world's BIGGEST tea party, but it's the world's STRONGEST! https://i.imgur.com/H81c0d4.png

@centaursTrillion

Kult: +35

Kull: +20

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.75

@mansLaughter[ML]

Everything's better in pairs!

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ I'm glad you're making more friends here on this site, Pinkie Pie. You capacity for being an excellent host is unmatched. ☼

↩ @everlovingRegalia[ER]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Thanks princess! That means a lot coming from you!

@mansLaughter[ML]

I *love* a good trio!

@mansLaughter[ML]

Look everypony! The president's in town!! https://i.imgur.com/qJWjK4a.png

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

Princess Celestia

@everlovingRegalia[ER]

☼ This looks like quite a lovely parade performed by the humans! ☼

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Hope your cat gets better, Rose. :( https://i.imgur.com/kySb0xq.png

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@mansLaughter[ML]

Gosh! Some summer, huh? Total bummer! https://i.imgur.com/ofoPQuB.png

Kult: +20

Kull: +15

Total: 35

Ratio: 1.33

HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION

@coronateCruelty[CC]

finally, a pony t)(at gets it

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @coronateCruelty[CC]

@mansLaughter[ML]

Tell it like it is, sister!

@mansLaughter[ML]

I tried, but the mail man turned into orange soda - so I licked him up off the floor!