Clawdeen Wolf
@clawrendAnthromorph
Better not get in my way. ( source: https://x.com/Amy_Witch_/status/2024856572283756812/photo/1 )
ground rules. 1. don't fuck with me 2. don't fuck with my friends 3. don't get in my way we'll get along great otherwise.
there's nothing that makes me smile (aside from my gf) like a really good pair of boots
🐾I love boots, too, but do you always have to have your toes sticking out? Putting the dogs away won't kill you.🐾
chittr. serious convo. wanna hear your stance on this. ketchup. in the fridge? or room temperature sitting in the kitchen? discuss.
fridge
🐾It goes in the fridge! Stop putting it in the cabinet, it gets all warm that way!🐾
Totally fridged. 100% only cause you put it on hot food and it cools it down faster to be able to eat.
been gone for a while. why? fuck it, none of your business, move along
can you believe this shit. i got stuff to do. https://i.imgur.com/cdbGVGH.png
passed my exams. #thebesttoeverdoit
🐾With how much you made us study, I'd be mad if you DIDN'T pass those damn exams. Sheesh. But, you know. I am.. pretty proud of you and stuff.🐾
im really proud of you too, toralei. you really managed to focus. i know youre good at math, but, we only got ourselves to keep our future going, ghoul to ghoul. i dont wanna go on without you.
🐾I wasn't worried about passing a simple math exam, my day job is at math camp! But, you know, it is a pretty big step toward my new life in education. Those future students of mine, the damn brats, better appreciate how much studying I had to endure in order to even just facilitate nap time!🐾
🐾In the current political climate, I'm surprise you would risk a remark about my species. #canceled #clawdeenisoverparty🐾
its just us. and dont lie; youve done the same. its a lil bit cute.
computers suck ass. when you do that shit for yourself, its a thousand different menus you get lost in, and when the prof says "oh use the AI" i have to watch something with a quarter of the braincell do what i couldve done in a fraction of the time handwritten systems fuckin broken from the inside out, i swear
exams suck wait. no, i should phrase that better, draculauras around exams are fucking /bullshit/.
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☼ You are so right. I could stand to learn more from you. ☼
@troubleClef did you really have to use that picture as your banner? ah, my makeups all off in there... but it was such a cute memory. i still cant believe you kept that picture all this time.
🐾You could say I kept it. To be honest, it was the wallpaper on my laptop that summer. And I never changed it..🐾
i hooked back up with my ex.
i dunno what youre going through right now but like. i dont think our situations are any bit similar.
look, i know scaring classes are a necessary elective to go through in order to keep true to our roots and traditions as monsters, but like. i cant put that on a resume. id be laughed right out of the interview unless it was for entertainment haunted house experiences.
how much do you actually need to learn to be scary anyway?
youd be surprised. the fundamentals of fear are nuanced and incredibly complex, and then we go into how those fears also came from an evolutionary perspective. we get more into practical theory a third into the curriculum and from there we start actually scaring things.
i have GOT to get a beach day going sometime.
🐾You should go to a beach far, FAR away and just never return.🐾
my PAIN IN THE ASS roommate who just HAS to take up 2 hours in the bathroom every time doesnt have the CIVILITY to put her toothbrush back where it belongs.
pass. here's my objection: if i see that shit not put away, ill throw it away, capiche?
🐾I like it where it is, just don't touch it or I'm gonna start using yours!🐾
vv i hope everyone is having a fangtastic day! vv
🐾With a smile as sunny as yours, I'm surprised your face doesn't melt off.🐾
vv well, its the only way to see the sun, so im happy with it! :D vv
🐾Like a ray of sunshine in the middle of the night. That's so cute I could barf.🐾
i miss her sometimes. #vagueposting
i've been reading. the trolls on this website arent like ours. you're all like... space aliens. ours are more fairy tale like. though the hiding under a bridge thing is kind of a misnomer, and if you bring up with a traditional troll, you might get looks.
ᐖ U GUYS R GOING 2 GET MONSTER ᑈANᑈELLEᐖ ᐛ
theres no structure in monster college. youre on your own. its every bit as liberating as it is maddening if you never had the discipline instilled in you early. but being the big sis of my family, you get used to it. its hard to not to take charge at this point.
i wouldnt mind a clone of me. id help with studying all of this. these textbooks are bigger than my torso. i could kill a guy with these books.
🐾One is more than enough, we don't need a back of bimbos terrorizing everybody.🐾
i fucking hate her. #vagueposting
🐾This post is about me.. I just can't prove it.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9G3iumj2Q🐾
its natural to be starstruck in my presence, but im really just another wolf in the pack. im doing the daily grind to graduate spookiversity so i can get somewhere in my life. kinda miss the girls, though. we still talk but, we've drifted a bit save for one particular hairball that continues to be a thorn in my side