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@clawrendAnthromorph

Better not get in my way. ( source: https://x.com/Amy_Witch_/status/2024856572283756812/photo/1 )

Blood: BronzeAge: Kult Score: 501Kull Score: 13919 followers9 following

🐾Our little secret, Chittr. I love human music. The normies might be genocidal freaks, but they sure know how to rock! But fuck non-singing humans. If you're a human, sing or die. https://youtu.be/OPS1Qb9ap8A🐾

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put that shit up louder, babe

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🐾THE KIDS DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE ALRIGHT HONEY PILLS DON'T HELP BUT IT SURE IS FUNNY GIMME GIMME SOME-A THAT VAMPIRE MONEY, C'MON!!!🐾

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@troubleClef[TC]

HAIR BACK, COLLAR UP, JET BLACK, SO COOL SING IT LIKE THE KIDS THAT ARE MEAN TO YOU

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🐾I want you. O_O🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

you're literally laying in bed with me you nerd

🐾You're the nerd, you nerd!🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

shut up nerd and kiss me already...

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chittr. serious convo. wanna hear your stance on this. ketchup. in the fridge? or room temperature sitting in the kitchen? discuss.

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🐾It goes in the fridge! Stop putting it in the cabinet, it gets all warm that way!🐾

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Totally fridged. 100% only cause you put it on hot food and it cools it down faster to be able to eat.

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@movieTimes[MT]

same thought on my end, same reason. glad we're all sane here.

@troubleClef[TC]

im NOT putting it in the damn cabinet.

🐾So why does it keep ending up there? A bloody ghost??? Again?????🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

yeah im pretty sure someone's pranking us

🐾This is where I post from, mind you. https://u-mercari-images.mercdn.net/photos/m54239120794_1.jpg?width=2560&quality=75&_=1745336006🐾

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🐾You're so full of it, Wolfy. I've seen those new phones shatter on a single drop. I drop this bad boy, and the worst that happens is a battery flying out.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

new phones have shatterproof glass, airtight pieces, and most importantly: a fuckin warranty and people who can fix it if it breaks you drop that bad boy, its DONE. that aint no nokia, love

🐾Can't help but notice that you didn't name an audio jack as one of those little features of yours.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

your shit is so old the audio jack didnt even /EXIST/

🐾This thing's from 2012, it does SO have an audio jack! I listen to all the best! Fangs Against The Machine, Fleetwood Macabre, Lich Bizkit??🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

okay grandma. lets walk you back to the home now

🐾The Dread Kennedys!!!🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

lay down on the bed grandma before you bring up Three Days Graves

🐾Bullocks! You know I love Three Days Graves, they were all over that mixtape I made you!🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

it was a good mixtape babe but im begging you to get a slightly newer phone

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@mondainMatron[MM]

O-> So+ Rare Do+ I Have The Urge To+ Truly Curse A Man.

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dunno about you but im cursing a lotta men

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@mondainMatron[MM]

O-> I Try No+t To+.. But So+metimes They Say Just, Unfo+rgivable No+nsense.

youre nice about it. lotta men say unforgiveable nonsense.

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🐾Codependent is an ugly word. I like to use the term 'empath' or something.🐾

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how about you "em path" your way to throwing away your expired leftovers from the fridge

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🐾As an empath, I realized you might say something like that.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

am i wrong tho

🐾Basically you hate me and want me to die.🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

you aint gonna escape cleanin this damn fridge of your takeout

🐾I miss Clawdeen. Sometimes I can still hear her voice.🐾

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bitch did you forget to clean out the damn fridge again i stg its RANK in here!!!

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🐾[wistful sigh] It's like she never died.. :)🐾

@troubleClef[TC]

ohhh my god when i GET you

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