Clawdeen Wolf
@clawrendAnthromorph
Better not get in my way. ( source: https://x.com/Amy_Witch_/status/2024856572283756812/photo/1 )
computers suck ass. when you do that shit for yourself, its a thousand different menus you get lost in, and when the prof says "oh use the AI" i have to watch something with a quarter of the braincell do what i couldve done in a fraction of the time handwritten systems fuckin broken from the inside out, i swear
exams suck wait. no, i should phrase that better, draculauras around exams are fucking /bullshit/.
@troubleClef did you really have to use that picture as your banner? ah, my makeups all off in there... but it was such a cute memory. i still cant believe you kept that picture all this time.
🐾You could say I kept it. To be honest, it was the wallpaper on my laptop that summer. And I never changed it..🐾
i hooked back up with my ex.
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i dunno what youre going through right now but like. i dont think our situations are any bit similar.
look, i know scaring classes are a necessary elective to go through in order to keep true to our roots and traditions as monsters, but like. i cant put that on a resume. id be laughed right out of the interview unless it was for entertainment haunted house experiences.
how much do you actually need to learn to be scary anyway?
youd be surprised. the fundamentals of fear are nuanced and incredibly complex, and then we go into how those fears also came from an evolutionary perspective. we get more into practical theory a third into the curriculum and from there we start actually scaring things.
i have GOT to get a beach day going sometime.
🐾You should go to a beach far, FAR away and just never return.🐾
my PAIN IN THE ASS roommate who just HAS to take up 2 hours in the bathroom every time doesnt have the CIVILITY to put her toothbrush back where it belongs.
pass. here's my objection: if i see that shit not put away, ill throw it away, capiche?
🐾I like it where it is, just don't touch it or I'm gonna start using yours!🐾
i miss her sometimes. #vagueposting
i've been reading. the trolls on this website arent like ours. you're all like... space aliens. ours are more fairy tale like. though the hiding under a bridge thing is kind of a misnomer, and if you bring up with a traditional troll, you might get looks.
theres no structure in monster college. youre on your own. its every bit as liberating as it is maddening if you never had the discipline instilled in you early. but being the big sis of my family, you get used to it. its hard to not to take charge at this point.
i wouldnt mind a clone of me. id help with studying all of this. these textbooks are bigger than my torso. i could kill a guy with these books.
🐾One is more than enough, we don't need a back of bimbos terrorizing everybody.🐾
i fucking hate her. #vagueposting
🐾This post is about me.. I just can't prove it.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC9G3iumj2Q🐾
its natural to be starstruck in my presence, but im really just another wolf in the pack. im doing the daily grind to graduate spookiversity so i can get somewhere in my life. kinda miss the girls, though. we still talk but, we've drifted a bit save for one particular hairball that continues to be a thorn in my side
monster high school doesnt prepare you for monster college, but i think thats a good time. sometimes in life, you need to sink or swim. and while i hate getting my coat wet, when it comes to swimming, im a natural.
the nation never did anything for me, so i dont care. it was always about the fam, and about my fellow monsters. fuck everyone else.
🐾You should dive REAL deep while you're swimming - and not come up. Ever.🐾
ground rules. 1. don't fuck with me 2. don't fuck with my friends 3. don't get in my way we'll get along great otherwise.
youre the last person i need to hear about showers you mangy self licking freak.
🐾Don't you have a trash can to go eat out of? Hopefully somebody threw away some toothpaste - you could use it!🐾
trash cans are, quite literally, your property. im not one to take from people's homes, like you.
Hey, so, I didn't know you existed when I made the first comment so you literally mean less than nothing to me AND the comment wasn't made at you even. What are you, desperate for attention?
🐾Right, not one to take. Except that you are dressed head-to-toe in your vampire friend's hand-me-downs. How does it feel to be a living hamper?🐾