ground rules. 1. don't fuck with me 2. don't fuck with my friends 3. don't get in my way we'll get along great otherwise.
Hm. Oh, right. My vows. 🪷
youre the last person i need to hear about showers you mangy self licking freak.
🐾Don't you have a trash can to go eat out of? Hopefully somebody threw away some toothpaste - you could use it!🐾
trash cans are, quite literally, your property. im not one to take from people's homes, like you.
Hey, so, I didn't know you existed when I made the first comment so you literally mean less than nothing to me AND the comment wasn't made at you even. What are you, desperate for attention?
🐾Right, not one to take. Except that you are dressed head-to-toe in your vampire friend's hand-me-downs. How does it feel to be a living hamper?🐾