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Yeah. You get it.
8=D < Me and hoof?
chicken and waffles today.
my 'friends' be on here posting straight bullshit
Sure You Did Pinkie Pie From My Little Pony
I Do Have My Share Of Fun And Laughs Whenever Someone Tries To Understand What My Tone Is When I Say Something Or Try To Read Me At All
HELL YEAH lil critter!
well i Dont know Much about My little hoofbeast so i cant say for sure
i liek her and twilight Z:] if you were a my little hoofbeast what kind would you be?
thats straight up Money! favorite hoofbeast :o)
ya she throws them it's her special talent ^_^ that's why there's balloons on her butt
thats cute as all hell! i got the vibes she parties HARD
that's pinkie pie ^_^her special interest is making others happy
iDk whats with the colorful hoofbeasts on here but i like the vibes on the pink one :o)
… Sometimes, think I smile cuz I don’t want people to think I ain’t happy. Even though I am happy. I just don’t show it as easy.
Sometimes… I practice smiles in the mirror. To try and get it right.
I <3 lovebombing.
thanks gill tune in for moor
get with the program pinkie im ALWAYS right efin when im naut
NO ONE DESERVES TO BE PuNISHED FOR BEING LIKE ME. I BELIEVE. THAT IS CALLED. A BIGOTRY. AND LIKE ALL WHO TRY. THE ATTEMPT IS NOBLE. BuT SuICIDAL.
PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME. AND. TO BE CLEAR. THIS IS A VERY INCLuSIVE. FORWARD THINKING AND PROGRESSIVE DEFINITION OF PEOPLE. IT INCLuDES EVEN SOME WOMEN. SOME DOGS. SOME HALF DOGS. HALF CATS. AND EVEN. A NONBINARY. OR TWO. ACTuALLY. MORE THAN TWO. "CALIBORN." THEY ASK. RESPECTFuLLY. WHILE BOWING. "WHY ARE YOu SO HARSH ON WOMEN? WOMEN ARE LOuD. AND CHOOSEY. BECAuSE THEIR FASTIDuOuSLY IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE ASSES ARE SO uSED TO BEING SEATED ON THE BACKS OF LIMP DICKED BETA MALES WHO BEND OVER BACKWARDS AS IMPROMPTu BENCHES FOR THEM. BuT WHY." THIS IS ALL PART OF THE QuESTION. TO BE CLEAR. I AM NOT SAYING THIS. PEOPLE JuST ASK ME THIS QuESTION A LOT. "BuT WHY CALIBORN. DO YOu NOT SIMPLY KILL THEM ALL?" AND THAT IS BECAuSE. I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. NOT. PRO LIFE. ABORTION IS FINE. I ACTuALLY FIND IT QuITE AMuSING. BuT I AM PRO LIFE FOR WOMEN. IN THE WAY THAT. YOu KNOW THOSE. OLD FuCK POLITICIANS THAT ALWAYS DIE GET TOLD. PRO LIFE. DIES ANYWAY. YES. IN THAT WAY. I HAVE FOuND. IN MY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE. FAR EXCEEDING ALL OTHER CALIBORNS THAT MAY BE ME. FROM ANOTHER POINT IN TIME. NOT AS WIZENED AS I AM NOW. THAT LIVING WOMEN. MAKE THE BEST SCREAMS. AND IDLE THREATS THEY CAN NEVER CARRY OuT. AND IMPOTENT LITTLE CALLS FOR HELP. BuT ALSO. DEEP. PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHTS. ON WOMANLY MATTERS. LIKE THE HOME. THE HEARTH. THE FIRE. ECONOMY. PSYCHOLOGY. AND YES. EVEN. DARE I SAY IT. MODERN EVENTS. I GuESS. WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY. IS SOME WOMEN ARE WORTH SPEAKING TO. INSTEAD OF KILLING. ONLY SOME. BuT THAT NONZERO SuM OF SOME. HAS TRuLY GOT ME THINKING. BECAuSE SHE LIKED THE POST. I SHOuLD CLARIFY. THIS IS NOT ABOuT @adiosToreador. SHE HAS A BuTT. THAT OBSTRuCTS HER FROM SITTING DOWN ALL THE WAY. IN WHEELCHAIRS. HER EYES DO THIS DERPY FuCKING THOuSAND YARD STARE THING. WHENEVER SHE HAS FuCKALL TO SAY. WHICH IS OFTEN. HER FEET STINK. HER BREATH IS. BORDERLINE FIRE. LIKE. IT COuLD MELT POLAR ICE STRuCTuRES. SHE IS BAD AT MATH. SHE DOES NOT HAVE A REAL JOB. HER FAVORITE FIDuSPAWN ORB. GOT SODA SPILLED ON IT. SO IT DOES NOT WORK. AND WHEN SHE HOLDS HANDS. SHE DOES THIS ANNOYING FuCKING STuPID THING. WHERE SHE DIGS IN. WAY TOO HARD WITH HER NAILS. ALL OTHER WOMEN CAN. STILL POTENTIALLY BE SOME WOMEN THOuGH.
Salacious little slut is such a distasteful way to put it. Id say i was loved by many.
ARE YOu TRYING TO CALL ME A STRING BEAN? GO FuCK YOuRSELF. REDuNDANT AS THAT INSTRuCTION IS GIVEN YOuR CHITT HISTORY. I WILL SAY. GO FuCK YOuRSELF SOMEWHERE I DO NOT HAVE TO SEE IT. PREFERABLY OVER A GAME OF CARDS. WHERE YOu CHEAT. AND WITHOLD INFORMATION. THAT DISFAVORS THE OTHER YOu. I AM NOT. MESSING. WITH ANYBODY. I AM QuITE uPFRONT. DISSING PINKIE PIE JuST BECAuSE I VOICED MY SuPPORT FOR HER. IS FuCKING STuPID. SHE HAS LITERALLY DONE NOTHING WRONG. JuST LIKE ME.
YOu HAVE THE SuGGESTIBILITY. OF A PLAY DOuGH BRAINED. PLIABLE MINDED JACKASS. THIS IS NOT EVEN ABOuT. SEPARATING ART FROM THE ARTIST. PRE FROM THE PREACHER. CREATION FROM THE CREATIONIST. THIS IS LITERALLY. JuST ME. ENJOYING SOMEBODY. AND SAYING. OTHERS. WHO ARE RECEPTIVE TO MY WISDOMS. SHOuLD SIMILARLY. CONSIER PINKIE PIE A GREAT ALLY. TO MY DARK DESIGNS. GET YOuR FuCKING HEAD OuT FROM BEING WEDGED BETWEEN BOTH OF YOuR TEN GALLON EACH WOBBLY BITCH ASSCHEEKS. I CAN TAKE. WHATEVER ABuSES YOu HuRL. AND THEN SOME. BuT LEAVE PINKIE PIE THE FuCK OuT OF THIS. SHE HAS DONE. NOTHING WRONG. AND THOuGH WE HAVE THIS IN COMMON. I HAVE THICK. WEAPON REPELLING SKIN. YOu GET YOuRSELF THE FuCK IN CHECK. ERZHIX.
Z:D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! ^_^
I HAVE SAID MY PEACE. NOW MAKE YOuRS. OR LEAVE IN PIECES. YOu DO NOT WANT TO LEARN. THE MANY CREATIVE WAYS THE PHRASE. CARRIED AWAY. CAN BE CONSTRuED.
ilo\/e you pinkie pie i hope someone makes you smile today and considers you the way you do with your friends
I LITERALLY SAID THIS. HELL. I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS.
ARF. >:B
wouldnt push far to friend. but yeah. sure.
>([#oly s#it pinkie pie im ur biggest fan]
pinkie pie you're awesome but i was referring to someone else :/
i miss her
ִ ࣪𖤐 HOrse tHiz H×̷̷͜×̷fbeast cOwbOy tHat brin' bacK tHe NuKez! (∩｀V´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ ๋࣭ ⭑
You're welcome for the horse-filled hysteria this midmorning, by the way.
i logically know ♀ha♀ ♀here's people ♀ha♀ care abou♀ me i DDon'♀ unDDers♀anDD ♀heir reasons for i♀ bu♀ wha♀ever i jus♀ wish i fel♀ loveDD
i won't ever make that mistake again pinkie i'm so sorry :(
i'll leave the eating nukes part to 7ou
Oh hey pinkie pie. We thought you were dead.
fuck are horses.
[HOR$E TALK ON MY FEED LIKE I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HOR$E$ BUT I DID HAVE A $EXY PHOTO$HOOT RIDING ONE $O]
HOPPING ON THE TREND I THINK HOOFBEASTS ARE COOL.
savve a horse eat a cowwboy
okay wait pinkie pie im sorry
never ever got what was with him and ponies sigh
man we went from nuking the outglut to eating horses
sorry we’re doing what to horses
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What about... 30 croissants
horsΞs 4rΞ f4r morΞ 𝓲ntΞll𝓲gΞnt crΞ4tUrΞs th4n pΞoplΞ g𝓲vΞ thΞm crΞd𝓲t for. 𝓲 c4n't w4𝓲t to hΞ4r morΞ f4cts! w1ll thErE bE mθrE 1n thE f𝓾t𝓾rE?
Horse fact: They can remember your guilt.
iT dOeS NoT uNdErStAnD
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
sure is smoky up here!!! is it smoky down there, too????
FUCK YEAH 1 DO 😝
new outfit! what do you think? am i cute?
#vagueposting
just waiting on her to get up before i post the celebration
c< yeaH tHey will! >c
NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)
,,,I think being held by an older man and comforted would fix a lot of things about me
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genuinely what the fuck do you do on a date? never been the romantic type im really only trying cause he brought it up.
YOU ARE VERY NIICE TO DO SO BUT II HAVE BEEN IINFORMED THAT THE TIINY BUGS MIIGHT BE GOLDBLOODS WHO MANAGE ALL OF THE ELECTRIICIITY IIN MY HIIVE SO IIT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IIDEA TO BIITE THEM WHEN THEY ARE JJUST LOOKIING FOR CRUMBS TO EAT ALSO ARE YOU A ""HORSE""
i am going to say this loud for the folks all the way in the back to hear. PASTA PIZZA IS NOT SOGGY!! IT IS GOOD AND CHEESY! https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/z9Fs-IPrmITIdV-BzrvI8w/348s.jpg
Or it could be an evil space wizard heretic out to get them
HRN. NERVES.
～(=^･ω･^=) < HI!!!!!!!! I'M A NEW MEULIN ON HERE!! ヾ(＊ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ < I LOOK FURWARD TO M33TING NEW PEOPLE! (◕`w´◕) < AFTER ALL, NEW PEOPLE MEANS NEW SHIPS!! (づ￣ 3￣)y-~~ < ALSO, I DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS, BUT I'LL SMOKE WITH JUST ABOUT ANYBODY AT LEAST ONCE!
〔•෴•〕 < Well I know everyone who sees it is clopping! I know I am! / *yuck, yuck!*
That's a wrap for the evening. Get hype for what's to come with the inevitable spread of HAL. And get squirmy for what's happening over on PlushRump.com.
〔•෴•〕 < Look at this whinny-er of a picture of me with one of my favorite ponies! Art by @mansLaughter https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Absolutely! Everypony should see it! / *yuck, yuck!*
jUST LIKE, iT WAS YESTERN1GHT,,,
D--> Yøu are absø100tly ¢ørre¢t miss Pie. Høw ¢øulđ I førget.
If I was an animal I'd be a wolf lion hybrid mix. King of the junjle.
Listen fis)(es, if you wanna work for me you gotta expect gettin not)(in in return. You come groveling wantin me to solve all your problems and t)(en you'll work for me? No dice. You gotta do everyfin for me end of story. Do good and )(ell maybe I'll reward ya but don't expect me to be makin deals wit)( people w)(o ain't got not)(fin to offer me
I mean Im not one to look an updated PFP in the mouth!
〔•෴•〕 < Sounds like you're no games! Hyuckhyuckhyuck! / *yuck, yuck!*
OH MY GOG THAT ISS SSO ADORAB/E >8O
oh no, oh absolutely the fuck not #vagueposting
〔•෴•〕 < Well, well, well.... It looks like I MUSTACHE you a question! / *yuck, yuck!*
pickle cereal
u sayin that is wow thats wierdly rly encouragin lol
If I could I would leave a bucket of oats and other tasty greens out for @milkyCow I hope you get to have a nice day soon
i booked a nice place 2 confess my feelins everythin is planned now i just have to say words and not fuck everythin up!!
Wonderful to [][]ear, strange pink [][]oofbeast.
[][]onestly, beyond t[][]e strange c[][]aos t[][]at I've grown accustomed to, suc[][] as beasts [][]aving quarrels wit[][] aliens, it's been quite peaceful on c[][]ittr of late. ]:>
you are the most amazing creature i have ever come across -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Pinky Pie and I go back quite a ways.
Step 1. Acknowledge the shadow society. Step 2. Rake in followers. Step 3. Profit.
Just letting out some pre race jitters!! IMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCARED
take what you want pinkie pie.
i hope there is pepsi inn youur fuutuure.
https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3361b0dffa277db0191eeeca19d5529e78c929d9
G0od aftermid t'chittr.
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT PINKIE PIE.
HM. THE PONIES CAN LIVE. INDEFINITELY.
I w9nder if I sh9uld start making #9pini9n p9sts a69ut my respective sessi9n-mates. May6e even chittr users. N9t essays 9r call9uts, per-se, 6ut simply my h9nest views such that there is n9 c9nfusi9n 9n h9w I feel a69ut th9se ar9und me. It c9uld even spark reas9ned de6ate a69ut their vari9us #flaws and #sh9rtc9mings, and p9tentially enc9urage them t9 d9 6etter. D9 we think this w9uld 6e ethical? I d9. Hmh. Much t9 c9nsider.
... are you kiddin me
im goin to wait every millisecond to accumulate t)(e s)(eer anger in store for killin specifically you w)(en t)(e time comes in t)(e future you WR------ETC)(-----ED LITTL-E FOUR L-----EGG-----ED FR------EAK
joy an wimsie hat typng 🦎😮💨🥱🛏🔄
Yes, Pinkie Pie. Thank you, Pinkie Pie.
this is a great tip i like this one
I havve fans I havve fans i - havve - fans .. being you guys ;) <3 <3 <3 ;))
Problem Solverz
ENG★GEMENT B★IT Reply to this ★nd I'll tell you wh★t c★rtoon you remind me of.
A pleasure as always, Miss Pie.
PINKIE PIE. IS A HERO OF MINE. TO BE ASTuTELY CLEAR. ONE OF A DISTINCT PALTRY FEW.
i wonnder if this level of lonnely is a nnormal amouunnt? i love everyonne. yet i still feel isolated
Oh, hey Pinkie. Been a while, weird.
remembering that time i got high off ambien and had to message someone a phone number #substances
PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"
@mansLaughter Is there anyone you don't know or?
hioy fuck i forgor
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🎉🌈✨🎉✨🎉🙏🫢✌️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 @mansLaughter
hoofbeast girls on the timeline,,,whats going on/genq/wtf
...alright, that is kinda cute. I'll stick it on the fridge or somethin'.
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO. THESE ARE THE PRIVILEGES OF BEING A LORD.
THIS IS /NOT/ THE TIME FOR THIS, ITCHY!
I don't know dude, I think it's a perfect time.
thank You!! I'm Sure I Have Some Mail Somewhere For You Somewhere In Return... '.3 𓈒𓏸.°•
ᐖ PINGKIE PIE THATS SᑈAREY ᐛ
cat§ *are* adorable but... rude.
what have i mi§§ed. why i§ there §o many ponie§. hello ponie§. am i in heaven. ponie§. hi ponie§.
I am l-o-o-sing my fucking shit. Yeah, man. That night was crazy.
fuck yes. love you. 👍
:)
high art.
MUFIN
I...omfg
thank You, Pinkie!! You're Always So Kind!! 𓈒𓏸.°•
I miss you every day pinkie. You and the rest of the girls. One day. One day we will be reunited.
I’m actually really happy right now to see everypony here. This is like the best day ever.
WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?
Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!
i shoulDD s♀ar♀ wearing pan♀ies so i can pail myself while sniffing ♀hem
i have equinophobia.... this feed is a minefield :(
☼ I especially do not mind coming to these festivities, Pinkie. I'm certain my dearest sister would come around as well. ☼
Best day of my entire life. Telling my kids this was sburb.
I'm gonna fucking cry that should've been me. THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME.
Are we just adapting the p-o-o-nies int-o-o- -o-o-ur way -o-o-f life n-o-o-w -o-o-r what? Asking as a l-o-o-ver -o-o-f h-o-o-nse and h-o-o-nse adjacenet creatures.
☼ This looks like quite a lovely parade performed by the humans! ☼
hoofbeAsAts on the t|eml|en :) And theyryrre l|ttle :) h| l|l hoofbeAssts
wowe pinki
finally, a pony t)(at gets it