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This is seriously the best day of my entire fucking life.
Holy shit, Ms. Pie. It's an honour and a privilege to make your acquaintance.
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
sure is smoky up here!!! is it smoky down there, too????
:33 < mew think mew like girls with cool glasses :33 < girls that also like ponyaws too! :33 < mew think this pawst cant be directed to anyawne :33 < #vagueposting
new outfit! what do you think? am i cute?
#vagueposting
just waiting on her to get up before i post the celebration
c< yeaH tHey will! >c
NO MATTER HOW PERMANENT YOUR ISSUE MAY BE, THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A POINT IN TIME WHERE YOU WILL FEEL AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. YOU'VE ALWAYS GOT SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO, I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD REMEMBER THAT! :^)
,,,I think being held by an older man and comforted would fix a lot of things about me
'Have beenStand'ng here|n th'sBas'cally emptySeven elevenFor thePast twoHours. #sevenElevenpost|ng
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genuinely what the fuck do you do on a date? never been the romantic type im really only trying cause he brought it up.
YOU ARE VERY NIICE TO DO SO BUT II HAVE BEEN IINFORMED THAT THE TIINY BUGS MIIGHT BE GOLDBLOODS WHO MANAGE ALL OF THE ELECTRIICIITY IIN MY HIIVE SO IIT WOULD BE A VERY BAD IIDEA TO BIITE THEM WHEN THEY ARE JJUST LOOKIING FOR CRUMBS TO EAT ALSO ARE YOU A ""HORSE""
i am going to say this loud for the folks all the way in the back to hear. PASTA PIZZA IS NOT SOGGY!! IT IS GOOD AND CHEESY! https://s3-media0.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/z9Fs-IPrmITIdV-BzrvI8w/348s.jpg
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Or it could be an evil space wizard heretic out to get them
Damn okay guess we got notfin to worry about
HRN. NERVES.
～(=^･ω･^=) < HI!!!!!!!! I'M A NEW MEULIN ON HERE!! ヾ(＊ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ < I LOOK FURWARD TO M33TING NEW PEOPLE! 〻◕`w´◕〻 < AFTER ALL, NEW PEOPLE MEANS NEW SHIPS!! (づ￣ 3￣)y-~~ < ALSO, I DON'T KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS, BUT I'LL SMOKE WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE AT LEAST ONCE! #substances
〔•෴•〕 < Well I know everyone who sees it is clopping! I know I am! / *yuck, yuck!*
That's a wrap for the evening. Get hype for what's to come with the inevitable spread of HAL. And get squirmy for what's happening over on PlushRump.com.
〔•෴•〕 < Look at this whinny-er of a picture of me with one of my favorite ponies! Art by @mansLaughter https://i.imgur.com/HOsRYdz.png / *yuck, yuck!*
〔•෴•〕 < Absolutely! Everypony should see it! / *yuck, yuck!*
jUST LIKE, iT WAS YESTERN1GHT,,,
D--> Yøu are absø100tly ¢ørre¢t miss Pie. Høw ¢øulđ I førget.
If I was an animal I'd be a wolf lion hybrid mix. King of the junjle.
Listen fis)(es, if you wanna work for me you gotta expect gettin not)(in in return. You come groveling wantin me to solve all your problems and t)(en you'll work for me? No dice. You gotta do everyfin for me end of story. Do good and )(ell maybe I'll reward ya but don't expect me to be makin deals wit)( people w)(o ain't got not)(fin to offer me
I mean Im not one to look an updated PFP in the mouth!
〔•෴•〕 < Sounds like you're no games! Hyuckhyuckhyuck! / *yuck, yuck!*
OH MY GOG THAT ISS SSO ADORAB/E >8O
oh no, oh absolutely the fuck not #vagueposting
〔•෴•〕 < Well, well, well.... It looks like I MUSTACHE you a question! / *yuck, yuck!*
pickle cereal
u sayin that is wow thats wierdly rly encouragin lol
If I could I would leave a bucket of oats and other tasty greens out for @milkyCow I hope you get to have a nice day soon
i booked a nice place 2 confess my feelins everythin is planned now i just have to say words and not fuck everythin up!!
Wonderful to [][]ear, strange pink [][]oofbeast.
[][]onestly, beyond t[][]e strange c[][]aos t[][]at I've grown accustomed to, suc[][] as beasts [][]aving quarrels wit[][] aliens, it's been quite peaceful on c[][]ittr of late. ]:>
you are the most amazing creature i have ever come across -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Pinky Pie and I go back quite a ways.
Step 1. Acknowledge the shadow society. Step 2. Rake in followers. Step 3. Profit.
Just letting out some pre race jitters!! IMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCAREDIMSOFUCKINGSCARED
take what you want pinkie pie.
i hope there is pepsi inn youur fuutuure.
https://preview.redd.it/dogs-with-pepsi-v0-8b6eun1p1u5f1.jpg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3361b0dffa277db0191eeeca19d5529e78c929d9
G0od aftermid t'chittr.
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT PINKIE PIE.
HM. THE PONIES CAN LIVE. INDEFINITELY.
💎 Darlings, there's enough red string for everytroll to go around! https://i.postimg.cc/bvvRR7Pr/1B752179-1B5C-42A3-9E38-4C413382BE62.jpg
I w9nder if I sh9uld start making #9pini9n p9sts a69ut my respective sessi9n-mates. May6e even chittr users. N9t essays 9r call9uts, per-se, 6ut simply my h9nest views such that there is n9 c9nfusi9n 9n h9w I feel a69ut th9se ar9und me. It c9uld even spark reas9ned de6ate a69ut their vari9us #flaws and #sh9rtc9mings, and p9tentially enc9urage them t9 d9 6etter. D9 we think this w9uld 6e ethical? I d9. Hmh. Much t9 c9nsider.
... are you kiddin me
im goin to wait every millisecond to accumulate t)(e s)(eer anger in store for killin specifically you w)(en t)(e time comes in t)(e future you WR------ETC)(-----ED LITTL-E FOUR L-----EGG-----ED FR------EAK
💎 Female friendships can be tough! But at the end of the day, we're all just fillies just trying to get by.
joy an wimsie hat typng 🦎😮💨🥱🛏🔄
Yes, Pinkie Pie. Thank you, Pinkie Pie.
💎 Sweetie Belle asked me one day, "Big sister, why can't I be as pretty as you?" I looked at her face, unsure of herself. I took off my fake eyelashes. Wiped off my eyeshadow and unclipped my mane. "Sweetie Belle, our mother gave us this beauty and you are just as pretty too." I don't wear fake lashes as much anymore!
💎 Currently sewing pride flags, darlings! Do pop down to my boutique and order! https://i.postimg.cc/wBmWD52f/IMG-1154.jpg
oh rArIty yoU nEeDNt WoRRy WHy SpARKlE Will HaVe mY WONDerous PRESENCe tO looK fOrWards TO In heR ETErNAL lifE And aS YOU mIGhT kNOW THinGS ArE neVer BORiNG aROuND mE!
💎 Often, Twilight and I talk about the perpetuity of immortality she faces! Sometimes, she tears up. I sometimes hold her hoof and we look towards the fillies running free outside her window.
this is a great tip i like this one
I havve fans I havve fans i - havve - fans .. being you guys ;) <3 <3 <3 ;))
Problem Solverz
ENG★GEMENT B★IT Reply to this ★nd I'll tell you wh★t c★rtoon you remind me of.
A pleasure as always, Miss Pie.
sHiIiT GiRl mY MeMoRy gEtTiN AlL FoGgY N ShIt lAtElY BuT If yOu sAyS We gO BaCk wE Go mOtHeRfUcKiN BaCk :O)
PINKIE PIE. IS A HERO OF MINE. TO BE ASTuTELY CLEAR. ONE OF A DISTINCT PALTRY FEW.
i wonnder if this level of lonnely is a nnormal amouunnt? i love everyonne. yet i still feel isolated
remembering that time i got high off ambien and had to message someone a phone number #substances
PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"
@mansLaughter Is there anyone you don't know or?
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🎉🌈✨🎉✨🎉🙏🫢✌️🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 @mansLaughter
hoofbeast girls on the timeline,,,whats going on/genq/wtf
...alright, that is kinda cute. I'll stick it on the fridge or somethin'.
SHE JUST LIKES CANDY AND HER FRIENDS, CROWBAR, CALM DOWN
HAAHAAHEEHEEHOOHOO. THESE ARE THE PRIVILEGES OF BEING A LORD.
THIS IS /NOT/ THE TIME FOR THIS, ITCHY!
I AIN'T TOO SURE SHE AIN'T SOME OTHER VERSION OF YOUR BOSS, HONESTLY. SHE'S BEEN ALL OVER TIME AND SPACE
I don't know dude, I think it's a perfect time.
WHADDYA MEAN? WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN PALS, PINKIE PIE AND I. WE GO WAY BACK I GUESS. CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T REMEMBER IT UNTIL JUST NOW...
💎 Oh sorry, darling! I forgot my glasses. Thank you!
thank You!! I'm Sure I Have Some Mail Somewhere For You Somewhere In Return... '.3 𓈒𓏸.°•
ᐖ PINGKIE PIE THATS SᑈAREY ᐛ
I'D KILL YA MYSELF BUT I THINK THIS IS A MORE FITTING FATE FOR YA
cat§ *are* adorable but... rude.
what have i mi§§ed. why i§ there §o many ponie§. hello ponie§. am i in heaven. ponie§. hi ponie§.
I am l-o-o-sing my fucking shit. Yeah, man. That night was crazy.
:)
high art. https://i.postimg.cc/l5phvmzr/image.png
MUFIN
I...omfg
thank You, Pinkie!! You're Always So Kind!! 𓈒𓏸.°•
I miss you every day pinkie. You and the rest of the girls. One day. One day we will be reunited.
💎 It's rather nice to come back into Equestria! Pinkie and I have some stories to tell!
💎 I am currently burning plastic to make up to the Empress. Sweetie Belle don't come in! Theres fumes!
I’m actually really happy right now to see everypony here. This is like the best day ever.
💎 You have to die on these things? No thanks! I choose my own destiny. https://i.postimg.cc/mgNPBTqd/77F1B378-A4D2-427E-8D06-8A8CFC24B760.jpg
WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?
Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!
i shoulDD s♀ar♀ wearing pan♀ies so i can pail myself while sniffing ♀hem
i have equinophobia.... this feed is a minefield :(
☼ I especially do not mind coming to these festivities, Pinkie. I'm certain my dearest sister would come around as well. ☼
Best day of my entire life. Telling my kids this was sburb.
I'm gonna fucking cry that should've been me. THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME.
Are we just adapting the p-o-o-nies int-o-o- -o-o-ur way -o-o-f life n-o-o-w -o-o-r what? Asking as a l-o-o-ver -o-o-f h-o-o-nse and h-o-o-nse adjacenet creatures.
I WANNA HANG OUT WITH THE PONIES.
☼ This looks like quite a lovely parade performed by the humans! ☼
hoofbeAsAts on the t|eml|en :) And theyryrre l|ttle :) h| l|l hoofbeAssts
wowe pinki
finally, a pony t)(at gets it