Guys, gals, and non-binary pals I have an announcement to make! It's PRIDE MONTH!!! So it doesn't matter if you're gay or boring, everypony's invited to my party! https://media1.tenor.com/m/hRMaEh5VebEAAAAd/happy-birthday-mlp.gif
WHAT IF I HATE ABSOLuTELY EVERYONE WITH EVERY LOATHESOME FIBER OF MY BEING. BuT LIKE. THAT IS MY SEXuALITY. THAT IS IT. JuST. OMNIDIRECTIONAL OMNICIDAL HATRED. WHAT THEN?
Hey ya pinkie pie! That would be so cool to go to!
HM. I AM RATHER FOND OF THIS. MANS LAuGHTER. PINKIE PIE. YOu ARE CALLED? YOu ARE. I BELIEVE. MY FAVORITE OF YOuR PETuLANT PONY TYPES.
You're my favorite Cherub! Gosh, remember when we first met? I was so proud of you! https://i.imgur.com/UfVUuZB.png
PINKIE PIE. I CANNOT. BELIEVE. YOu REMEMBERED. AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I WAS TOO EMBARASSED FROM THE SPRAY OF. WHAT IS uNMISTAKABLY NOT CHERRY CuSTARD. OR SOME PLEASING EuPHEMISM. AND IS VERY VISCERALLY MY OWN BLOOD. ALL OVER YOuR FACE. I STILL REMEMBER THE WAY YOu AuDIBLY SLuRPED IT OFF OF YOuR LITTLE MuZZLE AND FLARED NARES. AND SAID. AND I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS. "AWW. DID SOMEBODY. LOSE THEIR STEP? NOW. NOW. NO MOPING ALLOWED. AT A SuRPRISE LEG GOING AWAY PARTY. BESIDES. WE NEEDED AN EXTRA DRuMSTICK. FOR THE FEAST AND CELEBRATIONS. I KNEW BRINGING SOME BOO BOO BANDAGES. TO THIS LITTLE SHINDIG WOuLD COME IN HANDY!"
They came in handy, alright! They came in leggy, too! #gore #violence #nsfw #bodyhorror
THIS IS WHY YOu. ABOVE EVERYPONY. ARE MY FAVORITE. OF THE MANE SIX.