Pinkie Pie
@mansLaughter
I'm Pinkie Pie! Who is Pinkie Pie? Pinkie Pie is EVERYONE'S friend. That means yours, too. Remember; I was always there! All along! The whole time!
Pinkie Pie deserved better than Weird Al. I could've treated her right.
Don't worry, Dirk, my best friend! I am canon divergent enough to NOT get with Cheese Sandwich!
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 don't care about all that ╰┈➤ WWW.hy www.ould you disrespect WWW.eird Al like this @_@"
Holy shit, Ms. Pie. It's an honour and a privilege to make your acquaintance.
Weird Al can eat his bologna off my dick. Pinkie Pie deserved better than a freak like him. He wasn't even a real brony, he was just a fucking tourist.
I'm friends with everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, so that makes us besties now!
And you have so many more 'best days' ahead with me! https://i.imgur.com/B2Jx6uP.png
Pinkie Pie, you are the only ray of light shining upon my damned existence right now. Please, continue being you. You know I will always support you.
I'll be me, and you'll be you, and together we'll be perfect! Everything else can work out if you let it, Dirk, the hard part all along is just being yourself when the going gets tough!
:33 < if you were to ask me… :OO < “heyyy nepeta, if hoofbeasts could talk and use social media, what would ya do??” :33 < thats easy!! :33 < i would ride them and give them tea and go on roleplay adventures with them :33 :33 < while its true i hunt fauna, ummm :33 < id f33l mean hurting a talking hoofbeast that could say words and clip clop around :((
We'll be besties for life, Nepeta! https://i.imgur.com/DYHPgHT.png
@mansLaughter YOU CAN EITHER BE MY MAID IN THIS EMPIRE OR DIE HERE WITH ALL YOUR PONY FRIENDS
Sorry, I take it back. NO deal. My friends said no. I'm not arguing with Rarity. Like.. "whatever you say gorgeous!"
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Best friends forever!! https://i.imgur.com/GNLhOti.png
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The first of many best days for my best friend! Now watch out for that evil fire alicorn swooping around and harvesting ponies for their magical spiritual energy!
sure is smoky up here!!! is it smoky down there, too????
💎 Darling, me and Pinkie are trapped in Sugarcube Corner! Get out while you can!
Or hide with us! Ancient cursed hellfire sure can brûlée a good crème!
That evil alicorn could be flying around! Quick, come inside! We can hide and eat desserts!
Is there a summer grilling party going on or something? I swear I see smoke! :o
Nope! Not a party, my eyes are kinda watery. It must be... A VILLAIN!!!
Nope! My Pinkie sense is telling me that there's gonna be a great big FIRE soon!!
I'm not the ONLY one in town! The villain's name is Opaline and she just struck Chitter!