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Derrick Angestan

@laidbackRanchhand

Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 1139Kull Score: 155720 followers14 following
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Hello hello people proper introduction with a selfie coming soon once I take one I like. I am Derrick Angestan, and I'd say you could call me Dierks, but from what I can tell there are a lot of Dirk individuals already on here. No relation, not a lost Strider, don't you worry. Derrick or Rick works for me. I live in the middle of nowhere Ohio at my family's farm, and I keep up the family tradition. :) Four or five timelines and lifetimes ago, I played that game on my lonesome. You know the one. Was difficult, but I won with the assistance of an outside space player. That makes me a Lord of Time. I understand that comes with some pause, but. I don't have any foolish ambitions with it. I have spent one life as a player, another as a servant of the Felt, another as a ruler out of necessity not desire. And now, in my fourth, I live a normal life. I sow crops, pet and feed my cows and pigs, and otherwise do hard labor around the farm. I got a german shepard named Lenny that I love dearly, and occasionally hang out at the community center or hit up the bar. I am in my 30s (technically, I'm far older), I'm gay πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ, and I like to think I'm chill all things considered. I hope we can hang out :)

You're wrong anyway. I use this thing to look at hot men too. There are just priorities.

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Oh man, my dog already gets jealous enough if I go to town and someone happens to have their dog about and I pet 'em, so I can only imagine this dog-coded troll guy lovin up on me is gonna drive him crazy. Oh well. He'll have to get over it, I'll be sure to get him one of them chew bones from the gas station when I get back home. Too comfy to leave at the moment. #suggestive #forthemanlovinuponme #notthedogpart

Oh, to be held in the arms of a bigger, stronger man. I'm by no means a small man myself but goddamn. What a lovely way to wake up. #suggestive #happy

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Hm. Not entirely inaccurate slander. You get more leeway when you're the only player, then again if you're winnin from your perspective you're only gonna have your own to work off of. The guardrails matter little if they've gone and shattered the skill ceilin. soar above n around em.

Anyway the ranch is going well. May go to the bar in town if nothing but to socialize.

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Don't like that there can be multiple.

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there are many ways to love women... and this user is doing just that!
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@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ g0nna have t0 be spec1f1c. th1s s1te c0nta1ns mult1tudes /

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Ol doc

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@tenaciousCorvid[TC]

\ ah scratch J:/ dude. 0m1n0us as fuck, but 1 just try t0 1gn0re 'em /

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Kinda hard to ignore my former boss. Even if they're not him.

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It'll be fun when I finally anger one of them enough to actually fight me. Like yeah sure cmon big guy let's see what you got

The overcoat was tacky anyway. Got in the way of doin real work.

What a great morning so far.

It is funny how casually you can just get used to things. When was a youngin I always believed in the alien ufos wanting to steal specifically cows so I'd always be up late watchin from my window to make sure Bessy never ended up gettin snatched up. Now I'm a basically a god on an alien media site.

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And the alien men are hot and I want to be held by them.

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I probably should post more pictures of myself, preferably to take the place of the last and only one being the goddamn bellboy pic. Was made to post that by that scratch by the way, he thought it would be cute.

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it was odd, being one of the few humans on staff there when I was stuck under their employ, but like, I guess it wasn't a bad thing. I just kinda wished there were more men that werent weird cloth guys at the time

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more men! MORE MEN!!!

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↩ @dynamicMuscle[DM]

Yeah! That's what I'm talkin about!

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Haha. I see. that event is going on. Yes, I'm gonna be keepin as much distance from that manor and myself as possible, thank you, spent enough time there

https://preview.redd.it/get-a-load-of-this-guy-restored-1440x1770-v0-jum9zr9dxz051.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=49e96b8eaebe1335722b1f12a81c8def433252a0 guy puts me high enough on the list assuming im an easy target, i reckon. I also reckon i can kick his ass to the curb.

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And now a beautiful man blessed the dash how lovely tonight is actually ideal

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Nearly 2am sitting on the front porch cross faded on a recliner with my dog snoozing next to me. Life is good. #substance

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I see one of the big green and uglies is at it again.

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@criticalConspiracist[CC]

as USUAL. nobody cares about him

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Exactly! Its best to just ignore him, or annoy him if you can't.

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

I've known him for a few hours and he has already ordered me to "silence thy tongue" Which is Pretty embarrassing if I'm being honest.

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Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.
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@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

ONE DAY, I WILL STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND.

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↩ @tranquilOutcast[TO]

Puts a bad name to lords, honestly. He takes himself too seriously, its cringey!

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I can't wait to see you try, sir.

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@tranquilOutcast[TO]

If ever I start taking myself that seriously I think I'll just remove myself from the equation altogether

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🀝 I remained chill about it even years post game, so I believe in you.

Kult: +5
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Life bends to the whim of this user.
@tranquilOutcast[TO]

Oh I'm a few years out from my game, But eternity is along time 🀝

The problem of having complete control of time means that I can just get all of my daily tasks and chores done nearly in an instant. And I COULD and HAVE done this, and I always end up bored. So I take things slow and normal. It's more fun that way

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BX33 < i just fuckin furget

This is also fair, but I'm the only one doing things around the arm, I have to eventually do them anyway.

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Fat Fuck Friday, finally..

Gettin close to the summer harvest. When it's time ill take stock and offer out produce to folks on here again that I'm not able to preserve or sell

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