Derrick Angestan
@laidbackRanchhand
Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him
Oop. Lenny poked his head outta the dog door and is whinin at me. He knows I should be sleepin. Yer right buddy, I'll head on in. G'night folks, don't let the bed bugs bite.
Funny gray man's ramblin has some point. Usually can't even fit in the other guys clothes. I ain't too big but sometimes these guys shrink-wrap themselves almost. I think they're real hot don't get me wrong just put some meat on them bones. #suggestive #dashwatching
Hmmm. Or maybe I'm just bein overdramatic and just want a man to hold me. Oh to be a gay man in rural Ohio. #yearning
That's my one sad post. Been mullin over some thoughts, sippin beer on the porch. It's late now, almost 3am, but yknow. Ain't no use bein sad about it so now how about another thought. Been wonderin if there would be any merit explorin new timelines, seein what they have to offer. Just to observe. Just to visit. No grand schemes no greater ambition. Just takin in what the time has to offer for me, I reckon. #substance
I would give up the powers if I could do somethin about 'em. It's the one thing I can't alter with my powers. Annoyin.
You're wrong anyway. I use this thing to look at hot men too. There are just priorities.
Oh man, my dog already gets jealous enough if I go to town and someone happens to have their dog about and I pet 'em, so I can only imagine this dog-coded troll guy lovin up on me is gonna drive him crazy. Oh well. He'll have to get over it, I'll be sure to get him one of them chew bones from the gas station when I get back home. Too comfy to leave at the moment. #suggestive #forthemanlovinuponme #notthedogpart
Oh, to be held in the arms of a bigger, stronger man. I'm by no means a small man myself but goddamn. What a lovely way to wake up. #suggestive #happy
Hm. Not entirely inaccurate slander. You get more leeway when you're the only player, then again if you're winnin from your perspective you're only gonna have your own to work off of. The guardrails matter little if they've gone and shattered the skill ceilin. soar above n around em.
Anyway the ranch is going well. May go to the bar in town if nothing but to socialize.
Don't like that there can be multiple.
\ g0nna have t0 be spec1f1c. th1s s1te c0nta1ns mult1tudes /
It'll be fun when I finally anger one of them enough to actually fight me. Like yeah sure cmon big guy let's see what you got
The overcoat was tacky anyway. Got in the way of doin real work.
It is funny how casually you can just get used to things. When was a youngin I always believed in the alien ufos wanting to steal specifically cows so I'd always be up late watchin from my window to make sure Bessy never ended up gettin snatched up. Now I'm a basically a god on an alien media site.
And the alien men are hot and I want to be held by them.
I probably should post more pictures of myself, preferably to take the place of the last and only one being the goddamn bellboy pic. Was made to post that by that scratch by the way, he thought it would be cute.
it was odd, being one of the few humans on staff there when I was stuck under their employ, but like, I guess it wasn't a bad thing. I just kinda wished there were more men that werent weird cloth guys at the time
Haha. I see. that event is going on. Yes, I'm gonna be keepin as much distance from that manor and myself as possible, thank you, spent enough time there
https://preview.redd.it/get-a-load-of-this-guy-restored-1440x1770-v0-jum9zr9dxz051.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=49e96b8eaebe1335722b1f12a81c8def433252a0 guy puts me high enough on the list assuming im an easy target, i reckon. I also reckon i can kick his ass to the curb.
And now a beautiful man blessed the dash how lovely tonight is actually ideal