Bellboy Derrick
@laidbackRanchhand
Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him
Ah. Won't rule out the possibilities of no kids, but there is a certain joy of being gay. No worries about running into versions of kids I don't recognize angry that I don't know them.
I have my moments of lucidity, but being in this state means I am at the whims of higher powers. The first time around was worse, I was willing and happy, though that was the brainwashing, likely.
Can I help you, sir? @masterCuller
The Emo One Is Just Like That Theres Not Much To Be Done
Understood, ma'am. I am simply making sure I am providing adequate service on this fine day.
I [had/have/will have] an evil self. At one point in time, either past or future, I've dealt with him. It is easy for someone with my power to slip, I've tried my best to keep the ship on the straight and narrow.
Failing helping people, I have to find the entity able that was able to pull me back here anyway. I can't blame the memory box, they were just the one to snap me back to reality. This is a falsehood, I'm not stuck here forever. I left before I can leave again.
I wonder if I do enough help, I can go back to when I need to be.
Cause I've gotta blow like the wind Flow like the sea Deep down inside of Every part of me My heart's been achin' For the freedom To stretch out my wings Now with every move I make And every breath I take My mind's been worrying About what's at stake But I just gotta let them go With the wind https://open.spotify.com/track/7Mh5MvTZ2CPAFFkHCHuYF6?si=9fdcb15f9c7d4ef4 #nowlistening
How may I be of assistance? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cbe47d45cc.png
Huh! I suppose green is your color after all! What about that 'Bellboy' part of your display name now, though?
Something Is Wrong. I'm not supposed to be here, this time. But this is where I've been snapped back to. I'll get to back to being the real me in time.
Oh... oh dear. Well, in that case, I'll be waiting for your hopeful return, my dear viridian pauper.
ARE YOU ACTUALLY EMPLOYED NOW! COUNT ME SURPRISED! I HAVE GAINED A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOU! AMAZING HOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN! 𓂃✍︎
You. Motherfucker. I had a job. It was called managin my farm. Sellin produce, making and sellin preserved food and handlin animals. Or. Will. Time is weird at the moment.
RIGHT RIGHT IN OTHER WORDS YOU LIVED IN A BARN AND PUTZED AROUND WITH BEASTS ALL NIGHT! THIS IS MUCH MORE RESPECTABLE! 𓂃✍︎
OH RIGHT. YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE HUMAN CREATURES. MAYBE BEING GAINFULLY EMPLOYED LOOKS DIFFERENT ON YOUR PLANET! 𓂃✍︎
Apologies, by the way. He made me mad at my own post. This will be something to look forward to. Thank you, Mikey.
Hey, it's alright! As long as you're doing okay. You can keep me waiting however long you need to, you hear? <3
Grit you teeth, and do the work. If any of you require anything, reach out and I shall do what you ask of me, it is my purpose.
I've had one. I was going to post a proper picture, but I suppose now I'll be sharing a picture in uniform.
This is bullshit. I left this timeline behind me. Why was it able to do this to me? I miss my animals already. I know I'm there but I'm not there yet, I got pulled away.
...How may I help you all today?
Beach episode? Hmmm. It would be a nice change of pace from all the gloomy rain this morning
Think I'm gonna go take a nap. This rainy weather's knocking me the fuck out
He doesn't even know about the beach that makes you old. Get a load of this guy
We are not talking about the evil scifi beaches at this time!!!!!
You think I'm talking about evil scifi beaches. There's simply a beach out there that does that. Thankfully no one is going to that beach so you don't have to worry.
I feel like that beach is of little concern to me, yeah. I'll file it away for later though.
Aha. Let Lenny out for a little bit of outside time and he came back a sopping mess. Shook himself off and got the front room a bit messy. I can't be mad at him though, I already cleaned up the room before the dirt and water could settle on anything. Here, have a damp man. [*He sends a picture of his soaked but happy german shepard dog tongue out and head tilted, the second being a selfie of him grinning, on a knee next to the dog again but he's been toweled down, the dog still having the towel on him. Dierks looks like a man with shaggy dark brown hair, and impressive lumberjack beard and brown eyes. He's got a farmers tan in the tanktop he's wearing, also wearing some jeans and socks. He's a big dude who looks in his thirties, strong but also a bit on the bulkier side.*]
I am unaffected by Trauma Tuesday. Those traumas were a lifetime or two ago. No need to dwell on them.
What a busy day. I guess that bronze got his wish, I wasn't able to slack off at all. Oh well. Time for a lovely sunset, beer in hand, Lenny at my side on the porch. He's been a well-behavin pooch. He's getting some nice dinner scraps.
Oh. Hello bud. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/459621b94c63.png
It was odd, I suppose, being brought into that whole business as The Bellboy. The only human man there. But, I was to be a being of great importance. As much as I hate the Scratches, they were right that I had to learn discipline to fulfill my role as Lord. They were never going to shape me how they wanted, however.