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Derrick Angestan

@laidbackRanchhand

Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 997Kull Score: 141014 followers13 following

Anyway the ranch is going well. May go to the bar in town if nothing but to socialize.

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Don't like that there can be multiple.

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\ g0nna have t0 be spec1f1c. th1s s1te c0nta1ns mult1tudes /

Ol doc

\ ah scratch J:/ dude. 0m1n0us as fuck, but 1 just try t0 1gn0re 'em /

Kinda hard to ignore my former boss. Even if they're not him.

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It'll be fun when I finally anger one of them enough to actually fight me. Like yeah sure cmon big guy let's see what you got

The overcoat was tacky anyway. Got in the way of doin real work.

What a great morning so far.

It is funny how casually you can just get used to things. When was a youngin I always believed in the alien ufos wanting to steal specifically cows so I'd always be up late watchin from my window to make sure Bessy never ended up gettin snatched up. Now I'm a basically a god on an alien media site.

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And the alien men are hot and I want to be held by them.

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I probably should post more pictures of myself, preferably to take the place of the last and only one being the goddamn bellboy pic. Was made to post that by that scratch by the way, he thought it would be cute.

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it was odd, being one of the few humans on staff there when I was stuck under their employ, but like, I guess it wasn't a bad thing. I just kinda wished there were more men that werent weird cloth guys at the time

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more men! MORE MEN!!!

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Yeah! That's what I'm talkin about!

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Haha. I see. that event is going on. Yes, I'm gonna be keepin as much distance from that manor and myself as possible, thank you, spent enough time there

https://preview.redd.it/get-a-load-of-this-guy-restored-1440x1770-v0-jum9zr9dxz051.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=49e96b8eaebe1335722b1f12a81c8def433252a0 guy puts me high enough on the list assuming im an easy target, i reckon. I also reckon i can kick his ass to the curb.

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And now a beautiful man blessed the dash how lovely tonight is actually ideal

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Nearly 2am sitting on the front porch cross faded on a recliner with my dog snoozing next to me. Life is good. #substance

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I see one of the big green and uglies is at it again.

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as USUAL. nobody cares about him

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Exactly! Its best to just ignore him, or annoy him if you can't.

I've known him for a few hours and he has already ordered me to "silence thy tongue" Which is Pretty embarrassing if I'm being honest.

ONE DAY, I WILL STOMP YOU INTO THE GROUND.

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Puts a bad name to lords, honestly. He takes himself too seriously, its cringey!

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I can't wait to see you try, sir.

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If ever I start taking myself that seriously I think I'll just remove myself from the equation altogether

🤝 I remained chill about it even years post game, so I believe in you.

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Oh I'm a few years out from my game, But eternity is along time 🤝

The problem of having complete control of time means that I can just get all of my daily tasks and chores done nearly in an instant. And I COULD and HAVE done this, and I always end up bored. So I take things slow and normal. It's more fun that way

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BX33 < i just fuckin furget

This is also fair, but I'm the only one doing things around the arm, I have to eventually do them anyway.

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Fat Fuck Friday, finally..

Gettin close to the summer harvest. When it's time ill take stock and offer out produce to folks on here again that I'm not able to preserve or sell

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Don't scare the boy too much with reality stuff, he looks new.

It feels weird recognizing and seeing certain people that I've seen versions of before in my travels and work. I had to repair a lot of destroyed time as my time as Lord, and a certain big green man and his copies had done a lot of damage to particular parts of reality.

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Of course, no one would remember, that's the point. It was half a fix up operation, half a rescue mission, half a means to keep time from fracturing further. If anyone remembered me if I had to pull them out of a broken time fragment, something went wrong.

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Sorry I seem to arrive when gay men are posting, it's like I feel a disturbance in the force or something

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Due to the powers that be, #Friday has been replaced by #Longthursday. I apologize for the inconvenience, it had to be done. See you all Saturday, the logical next day to Long Thursday

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