Derrick Angestan
@laidbackRanchhand
Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him
WHAT'S,NEXT???????????????????????????????????????,,,,TOMMORROW,??????,FUCK
literally alwwwways saying this. can wwwwe get a pause on the tommmmorrowwwws? can wwwwe please get a break? and each timmmme the answwwwer is a resounding no and our high functioning corpses are dragged ever onwwwward.
The best I can do is give you a few extra hours of today. I could stop time, and I have on numerous occasions, but it's something you just need to let continue, an arrow on an eternal trajectory forward. Or that's what I reckon anyway.
ME? B4G BATH. HOT GUY. MUAH MUAH. HUBBAH HUBBAH. OTHER SOUND EFFECT HERE. WH4STLE. TRA4N WHOOT WHOOT. TH4S 4S PLAN.
Ah yes, I'm picking up what you're throwing down here boss. What a good plan
savve a horse eat a cowwboy
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Whenever I Feel Bad About Being A Pervert, Ritchy Encourages Me. None Of You Get It Like Ritchy Gets It. #positive #suggestive #nsfc
Live your life, have fun and don't feel bad
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Now you are talking my man. Congrats on the followers, 100 is just around the corner.
>>| .i want to grab someone .and then give .a delightful blowjob. random horny thought. .uhhh. .i'm still horny, .i'm not sorry. #nsfw #hornyposting #vagueposting
WHAT ON EARTH IS A TWINK???
wait no please do NOT #obliteratealltwinks what ):! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
Don't worry I'll prevent it from happening twinks are important for the ecosystem
|i hav3 s𖦹m3 cut3 𖦹c's i lik3 t𖦹 draw st𖦹ri3s 𖦹f.... i h𖦹p3 y𖦹u lik3 th3m as much as i d𖦹 https://fil3s.catb𖦹x.m𖦹3/g3xhx9.png_
|i r3ally want m𖦹r3 fudanshi pals.. d𖦹3s any𖦹n3 3ls3 lik3 b𖦹ys l𖦹v3 𖦹n h3r3_
I can't say I'm familiar with the term but I heard boys love and locked in.
|𖦹h!! it m3ans lik3 guys wh𖦹 lik3 b𖦹ys l𖦹v3 but im fin3 with any𖦹n3 r3ally! H3h3h y𖦹u what's y𖦹ur fav bl?_
I'll admit that I'm a bit in the dark but I have some interest! I am just unfortunately a busy man. Any recommendations to a newcomer?
|Th3r3's always classics lik3 gravitati𖦹n and junj𖦹u r𖦹mantica, but i r3ally lik3 d𖦹ukyuus3i i think it is a g𖦹𖦹d n3wc𖦹m3r bl!!! It has fluff spic3 and s𖦹m3 drama a pr3f3ct mix!!!_
(°. i really wish i c𖦹uld participate in that game s𖦹me 𖦹f y𖦹u talk ab𖦹ut 𖦹nce in a while but i d𖦹n't think i'll be able t𖦹 pull it 𖦹ff 𖦹nly by myself .°)
It's not for the faint of heart, no. Preferably you'll never have to play the game and get to live a normal life. But, if you are fated, then one day you and preferably friends will find the game in some fashion.
@aspiringPessimist S9rry f9r the wait, had t9 wait f9r.. a friend.. t9 finish tail9ring my usual shirt.
Old Men Are Not Safe From My Crop Top Post. Do Not Think You Are. #suggestive #nsfc
C'mon, it aint that bad, get the crop top on, it'll be fun!
actually, i guess i've never worn a crop top before. maybe it WOULD be fun?
I Haven't Seen A Single Man In A Crop Top This Season. Shame. Shame On All Of You. Especially The Buff Among You, And Even / More / Especially The Chubby/fat Among You. Men Aren't " Sluts " Like They Used To Be. #suggestive #agony
I knew I was missin somethin this summer. You're right I will have to change that
Deep Down I Am Actually Just Pleasant And Funny, Sorry To Disappoint.
My god, a man with good humor who's pleasant to be around, what a horror. Why aren't you attackin me and sayin shitty puns???