Bellboy Derrick
@laidbackRanchhand
Just a simple farmer, tryin to find his place in the cosmos. Lord of Time. I'm not like that other guy, I keep it chill keep it humble. He/him
OK. OK. I SEE HOW IT IS. IM WEARING MY BIG GAL PANTS NOW. AINT NO FUCKIN WAY ALL MY MOM ALTS DONT KNOW ME. >:B
No fault of theirs, ma'am. The majority exist in their own timelines that do not result in your existence, or they are existing at a point to where you have not been conceived. At one point one or two will, it's statistically impossible for them to not exist. You will just have to give it time.
Can I help you, sir? @masterCuller
The Emo One Is Just Like That Theres Not Much To Be Done
Understood, ma'am. I am simply making sure I am providing adequate service on this fine day.
How may I be of assistance? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cbe47d45cc.png
Huh! I suppose green is your color after all! What about that 'Bellboy' part of your display name now, though?
Something Is Wrong. I'm not supposed to be here, this time. But this is where I've been snapped back to. I'll get to back to being the real me in time.
Oh... oh dear. Well, in that case, I'll be waiting for your hopeful return, my dear viridian pauper.
ARE YOU ACTUALLY EMPLOYED NOW! COUNT ME SURPRISED! I HAVE GAINED A MODICUM OF RESPECT FOR YOU! AMAZING HOW THESE THINGS HAPPEN! 𓂃✍︎
You. Motherfucker. I had a job. It was called managin my farm. Sellin produce, making and sellin preserved food and handlin animals. Or. Will. Time is weird at the moment.
RIGHT RIGHT IN OTHER WORDS YOU LIVED IN A BARN AND PUTZED AROUND WITH BEASTS ALL NIGHT! THIS IS MUCH MORE RESPECTABLE! 𓂃✍︎
Apologies, by the way. He made me mad at my own post. This will be something to look forward to. Thank you, Mikey.
◌ My palmhusk is freaking out. ⧂
Sir, would you like me to rewind your palmhusk to how it was before you downloaded the malicious program?
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/qqJ4TXWB/image-2026-05-29-001819974.png ...Is this Among Us? The store said it was Among Us. I feel like the store lied. ⧂
Sir, I do think you have downloaded the wrong program. I would delete this from your palmhusk before it gets viruses.
Beam that makes you go "huh".
i may. *may.* have spent the last 5 hours hardCore invested into a video 6ame instead've sleepin'. i may. *may.* be a fool.
Then, sir, would you like 5 more hours in your evening to make up for it so you can sleep?
Kris beam
◌ Every night on Chittr is another ding to my professional image. At this point I am going to need to run a publicity campaign. ⧂
Friendly Reminder That I Am Always One Inch Taller Than All Of You. I'm Glad We ( Yes, We ) Can All Agree On This.
I like a man taller than me, so this is fine.
But this will never be possible, if you are always one inch taller.
◌ Finally. A human I can appreciate. ⧂
◌ Nothing really. Just keep that beard sharp. ⧂
Grit you teeth, and do the work. If any of you require anything, reach out and I shall do what you ask of me, it is my purpose.
Oh you have a face now.
I've had one. I was going to post a proper picture, but I suppose now I'll be sharing a picture in uniform.
gambling is s/) fun, like and subscribe t/) see if i get shanked again
Do you want the bandages delivered before or after getting shanked?
after
Understood. In the event of a shanking you will have your bandages. o7
...How may I help you all today?
dude is this human troll charlie day holy shit