♦ pitied by @laidbackRanchhand
no, no sorry MY 8ad, actually. shouldn't have thought for a god forsaken minute on this hell of a planet that I would 8e a8le to exist in peace. that's on me. sweeps of nonsense have taught me nothing. I will swiftly 8e inserting the icepick into the or8ital 8one.
Congratulations on your escape, I guess. They keep chunks of my pan in jars, so I can't leave. #Gore
[IM GONNA GO HAVE A LITTLE #RY BE#AU$E I FEEL TERRIBLE OKAY ILL BE BA#K]
wow, i just woke up and found this awesome piece of social media? hi everyone! my name's timi! but you can call me tim. today's, by my calendar time, the 18th of may, 2026! and its been ten days since i god tiered! oh wow, being a bard of time feels so incred- oh hey! a pinned post, right on the account i made! let me read that real quick
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「It was already obvious I had my position, I do welcome the others who are coming onboard as I do as well. The transition has been smooth, complacent, welcoming. Like sugar in tea. To those who are still in the process of application, do know what you're signing up to. It is a changing experience, but one that's colorful and different from usual life. A toss-up in the wind, one could state. I personally was always going to be here one light, whether it was sooner or later it didn't matter. It happens all the same, and that's something one grows comfortable with knowing. Predestination can be soothing. While there may be no explicit joy in what I do, I do as I do for the pride of knowing I am doing well. To live is to serve. And to serve is to live. Every key on the ring is meaningful in it's own way no matter how one could see it. It is my hope that my time as the Doormaid will continue on. As there's no foreseeable future for me where I can see myself away from this position. Take that as you will, take that as you must. And to my fellow members / workers, please let me know if you need anything. I am at your service no matter where you are, no matter how far you are. Call my name, and I'll be there as quick as one like me can be. Thank you for the position. https://files.catbox.moe/x23jud.png」
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! (again) Reason: phone shot with lasers