Darlin Dearie / Doormaid
@gullibleColumnist
Newly hired.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I had a cinnamon bun.」
yuummy.
Yummers.
Awesome :)
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「The wind chimes have been nice.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「@handMaid, @carbolicGalvanologist. I'm too lazy to go tell you two myself, there are pancakes in the kitchen. One of the kitchens anyways. Try the one down to the right of the second bathroom, the second bathroom of the 3rd hallway. Uh, 3rd hallway to the left of- Ugh. We need some sort of landmark.. Just go left from the door to Doc's room with that horrid television, and keep going left until you see a broken window. Kitchen's across from that.」
You don't know the chartreuse kitchen from the jade kitchen?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm sorry I'm busy confusing the chartreuse kitchen for lawn green.」
EMPLOYEE OF THE PERIGEE. ARIGATO DOORCHAN!!!!
A PANCAKE SCAVENGER HUNT. GREAT. WHAT A DIGNIFIED START TO MY NIGHT. "GO SCURRY AROUND, HUNTING FOR FOOD LIKE A CRUSTACEAN SCAVENGING FOR WATERLOGGED DETRITUS." GEE, FUCKING THANKS. LUCKILY, I'VE GOTTEN PRETTY GOOD AT NAVIGATING THE MANSION BASED ON WHERE ALL THE AMBIENT ANNOYANCES ARE. IT'S LIKE ECHOLOCATION FOR THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF. THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY FLUFFY. THANKS, DARLIN.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I made pancakes. I am unsure of if my coworkers know I've made pancakes.」
[BEGIN MESSAGE] y0u zh0u1d 1et tthem kn0w. [END MESSAGE]
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「there are many. i probably should.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Do you ever look at the rust on something and wonder where it’s been? Every tool has a soul in it. Every piece of someone’s work…」
wHOA, tHIS IS SO TRUE AND, aCTUALLY PRETTY DEEP, wHEN YOU TH1NK ABOUT IT,
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Everything’s depend you make it out to be. I could say I’m performing a ritual to fix a machine who’s soul is unappeased with my actions, it’d be a really fancy way of saying I’m doing repairsnon something that work anymore. But the tools and souls thing is different. That’s its own thing.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「WOW i was sloshed out of my pan typing this.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Miss Kaikka.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「There’s been a gust of wind in the manor. I don’t know where it comes from. You place up wind chimes and they sing to the flow of the gust. I’ve decided ti put up wind chime due to this. I find the music they make to be… be… zammechat.」
hi darlinn.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Hum.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Another Darlin, really?」
-> A Good Friend Of Mine Is Named The Same = Your Total Is $19.99
tO BE FAIR, yOU AREN'T ADVERT1SING THAT BRAND, iN YOUR cHITTR NAME, aNYMORE,
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「That is true. Hmh.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「There.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I believe that is who I'm referring to there.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「#lyricposting how long do you think we can sit here before we have to move? we dont talk much in the morning or beginning when you just arrive i find that i forgotten why i did it and i know your middle name but i might know you if i didnt and the moments when youre kissing like a baby in the kitchen how long (how long) how long do i have left with my dog until i start forgetting shit (how long) 'till we're rich and then we're not and then we're rich (how long) how much longer until im taller, how much longer until its midnight (how long) how much longer 'till the morning, are my legs gonna last is it too much to ask, is it too much to ask, is it too much to ask, is it too much to ask, is it? https://open.spotify.com/track/0SskmLpG3bX0e2iwFB6cm6?si=a0372b683ccb4d21」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Yawn.」
So fucking true, Darlin. So true.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Fujoshi... Jigsaw?」
WHWRE
Can I fucking help y⚣u
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Calm down, 'y just remind me of a droogie of mine.」
⚣hhh ⚣kay s⚢z ^_^
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「No prob. She would've loved you. I don't know why I'm talking like she's dead.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「RPF... maybe I need to write RPF.」
arrange it in a summoning (ir(le
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Just fucking terrible Deadlock lobbies lately.」
How's the new mech★nic?
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Good, however I lost a game after telling my team "4 mid, 1 rift." and they went, "What, no? We're 50k up!" and then they lost Rift and then we lost Mid and then we LOST THE FUCKING GAME!!!!!!」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I had a pizza.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I need to brush my hair soon.」
<<"hope that goes well! i've had trouble before when mine gets really tangled,,">>
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「...Maid, cafe?」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm not working at a maid cafe.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「—The sunset in a frame.」
The sunset truly is magical. A fleeting moment, but a daily occurrence. Where the typical blue of the sky can transform into a beautiful pink...
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「The frigid air felt comfortable. The acid rain trickled down the rooftops of hives.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「Hah. What a stint this is.」
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I'm probably yearning but I got a job so I can't really think about that right now. Jeezny's load of cal.」
pROBABLY?
pfft. prObAbly.
Brother you are not okay.