Darlin Dearie
@gullibleColumnist
Hired at the Felt Manor as the Doormaid, known as well under Vilegirl. "I will love you until my blood evaporates."
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ I fear a divvy lot of you lewdies would fall for any propaganda if it’s got the right proportions. ]
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Only if she lets me get a propa ganda you know what I'm say/ing///
Is it all that up high/// You're a lot shorter than me last I checked, lewdie/
But I could, and that's the important part/
Heh/
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about, 'Cause most groups make most of their songs about falling in love. Or how happy they are to be in love, You occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time. Like piss down the drain. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ If I may ask to any stranger reading their timeline, what's a warble (song) that you particularly enjoy? Doing some research, I suppose.. ]
The Mind Electric, by Miracle Musical.
c< NO Fear FOr THe SettiNg SuN - AMON AMartH >c
Ah'd say... gun ta my head if Ah had ta pick one: Soldier's Eyes - Jack Savoretti
(\ /) ... stay my fangs by karma and the killjoys.
2 mello - pull .up been kind .of .enjoying pop music quite .a lot .in recent nights...
trans(endental (ha (ha (ha, b7 tom (ard7
Umm.... a recent likin' of mine is "ode to a balloon animal" by "astrid" an' featurin' someone called "milkypossum."
someone should have told him that’s not how s(ientifi( notation works
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Kidnapping plot is trivial. What you need is a romance plot that ends terribly. Sylink can vouch. @singularityManifest ]
D★rlin I don't know how to tell you this but my "rom★nce plot" is going wonderfully right now.
I'm sorry, if it's ★ny consol★tion I've only like, directly told one troll. I just h★ven't thought to br★g I suppose.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Wow. Fuck you. Does our weird off and on mean nothing to you. Snrk. This bit sucks some real ass. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Oh no I didn't say it wasn't. Just that it's trivial. Something can be trivial & interesting. Like Jenga! ]
There've been worse bits though. Still, I ★pologize for not telling you. I should ende★vor to keep my friends in the loop more.
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ I don't even know what a "mommy" kink is. Sounds boring. And something the empire would use against lowblood communities. ]
Yeah you're probably right.
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Blehh. ]
oh shit a dracula.
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Had a dream last light about her. Weird. Ugh. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ Me, a god, a lord, a plantary queen. A bee, my horde is buzzing in my head. Your eyes a board and forever it says, "Endure, endure, endure." ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ An anonymous stranger quieries: "Imagine you're skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?" Is this some sorta human religion? I don't really know what Christianity is. Or Jesus. I'm not really a kisa who believes in religion, 'course I believe in ghosts and spirits but religion itself... I mean. It's a raskazz. Whatever you've written will not be exactly accurate. Lewdies change the text to fit what they want. There's dozens of branches who accept the Mirthful Messiahs, yet many of them are not one in the same--and their faith differs so much than another does. Many colours are not the same. Ah, I'm getting ahead of myself. I suppose if I'm skydiving- I'd simply open a door and leave the baby. Clearly this creature is intelligent enough to save itself with their chute, and if they have faith... they they should have *fear* is too. As fear is what leads to faith. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ @gadaboutTrickster queiries: "What's a story you LOVED as a grub?" Now this'll sound real strange for a grub like me to be reading. But I always liked The Etranger by renowned goldkrovvy Albert Kameus. The excerpt where the other lowkrovvy shopkeeper realizes that the legislacerators, the jury and even the fellow lowkrovvies were never going to perceive Outsider Erusault as anything but guilty is a damning reality most lowkrovvies face when dealing with Alternia's justice system. The moment you walk through that door, the world is against you. And there's nothing anyone will do, no one will afford you mercy, no one will pity you. Especially if you're not 'normal' by Alternian standards. A shame they culled Albert Kameus for this novel not only half a sweep after he released it. ]
wow, that sounds like exactly the kind of story that would shape your worldview to be critical of what is considered "correct" or "just" on a societal standard.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ There were a lot of things that contributed to my view but this is certainly one of them. The place I was raised had quite the amount of 'banned literature'... the only sensible lewdie there -- the jade -- knew that some of us could use some zammechat novels. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ An anonymous lewdie has queried: "What was it like running the Masquerade?" Stressful? I mean, it was hard. It's not as simple as it looks. You gotta make sure everything runs smoothly, keep a glazz on every lewdie who comes in, rules can't be broken... in an event that big it's hard to keep track of even one lewdie. The set-up and build-up as well, it felt more like a challenge to myself to keep creating a poster to advertise it until the final light. But I had *fun*, the only reason I hosted was because... it was fun. I didn't want to be important, nor did I wanna steal a show. As much of a show-stopper darling I am, kehhe. I wanted others to have a place to have fun. I saw quite a few relationships blossom there, the first raz and the last. End of the light, who doesn't love an unlikely friendship or quadrant? Only connected together through masks and secrets and lies. It's ... romantic, isn't it? Ah... Anyways. Gist of it was running the whole thing was scary, difficult. I don't even have any tips. Maybe have someone else help you run it, 'cause most of the raz I was running the whole show alone. And whew, I paid dearly for that. Turns out it's real damn hard to basically pull yourself apart to make sure no one's cullin each other. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT -- [ I doubt that I'll get one. But I've a little mailbox. Messel that I might as well mention it. https://forms.gle/W23biyEZE9fGA7Gq6 ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Taking a kisa on a date at my apartment, kickin my legs up on the table with my shirt undone. Just when she thinks it's gonna get hot. It is... because I put on Season 2 of Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated baby! ]
c< OH Hell tHe fucK yes >c
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ her imperious condescension, leader of the alternian fight. little known fact, also dope on the mic. ]
darlin i hope you know i said the words "shut the fuck up" out loud reading that. genuinely fantastic.
sorry i should clarify i mean that in a "that is really really really funny" way.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Epic Rap Battle of Chittr... no, no that's gloopy as fuck. Keheahaha. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ I encountered a rustkrovvy recently who seems very very in the belief that what she does is 'magic'. Which... it is? But it's stage magic... I mean, it's impressive stage magic. She pulled out a troll's pusher from a hat and the audience member that she stole the pusher from fell over dead. But- my point is, I don't messel that it's actual magic from a mage. ]
i dUnnO man I'vE sEEn crAziEr shit. i think she might be a rEAl mAgE. fuck it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Don't messel that oughta be orange. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ When y'named "Darlin Dearie", kinda difficult to not seem like anything but a jolly little sweetheart. ]
I pity everyone whose parents decided to name them Dick.
ehh. yOU mix it up plenty.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Caste traitors, term that y'can really messel about for a while. But 's better always to be a highkrovvy one than a lowkrovvy one. ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Evenin, everyone. ]
ENTERTAIN ME
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ 'Dis about t'shatterquad? Need somethin' to entertain you? ]
c< gOOd eveNiN! >c
WELL GEEZ YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BRING THAT UP!!! ...BUT MAYBE
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Ugh. Look. In a couple of lights, they're hostin' a creation competition down in Outglut. Past Matterchute Avenue, there's a lot of lewdies showin' up, low and highs. Normally 's a lowkrovvy thing but recently they been bringing lots of highs in to make competition a bit more fierce. If y'want, you can start preppin' an invention for said event. Gives y'somethin to do instead of rottin' like a corpse on a table. ]
FIRSTLY!!! I AM TAKING IT VERY WELL!! AND SECOND OF ALL!!! FINE!!