♦ pitied by @gullibleColumnist
concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
well well if it isnt the oiler here to oil at people. i think? idk what makes it special.
i don't wanna be famous / i just want everyone to enjoy my music
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
Oh so THIS is what all the Rankmaid hype is about. #enlightening
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Mew know I'm #rankbaiting to all of your #nsfw fics, mew~ 💖✨
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Did something happen to Rankmaid?
</3: Your Darling General Has Successfully Dealt With His Gill Infection And Wants You All To Know That He Will Be Increasing His Posting Amount
a well-dressed man with a cueball for a head
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
xenomorph queen
master hand from super slash brothers
roadhog
the number 8
I know who my anc3-stor IS. Also wish h3-'d g3-t off my damn cas3- alr3-ady.
Do you hear that? The squeak, squeak, squeak of oversized shoes echoing down your grubby little alleyways... I'm just out collecting the congregation! It’s so heartwarming to see you fragile little lowbloods kick and scratch at the pavement on your way to the Dark Church. Don’t worry, by the time I drag you down the aisle and into the deep shadows, you’ll be smiling just like us. Hoohee! The choir is always looking for fresh, screaming vocal cords! 🤡⛪🩸
[|||] oooh, i think i know who this is about~ and i know it isn't meeeeee~
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
:33 < Advice board! Hello my mewtiful readers, Ms. Leijon here, writing in personally to ask Chittr for some hot kitty gossip! But instead of reporting on it, I'm asking all of YOU for advice! Do you have some tips and tricks you wish you knew when you were just getting into mewre love life, or do you want to share something you wish someone would do for you? Like take you out on a hot date or show some initative? The submissions can either be #sfw or #nsfw, but we do ask for you to tag it in the replies below! TL;DR Dating tips! Leave them below!
concept: flarping your teammates are nowhere to be found and youre surrounded by a group of three highbloods on the opposing team "you know this pathetic loser has been pitch flirting with me, right?" the leader sneers, staring at you while the other two girls on her team laugh "seriously...? they think theyre anywhere close to your level...?" your cheeks grow hot, swinging your weapon in their direction angrily and trying to come up with a way out of this contact with the teams clouders have been cut, its like youre not even playing the game anymore "mhm, i bet if i took my bulge out right now theyd just start sucking like their life depends on it" you watch in terrified arousal and she starts to unbutton her pants lazily, the two other girls flanking her pulling out palmhusks and giggling "hm... now that i think about it, your life kind of *does* depend on it, doesnt it, y/n?" the leader mutters darkly, licking her fangs and stalking closer (tags: Reader/Kismesis, flaerping, toxic yuri, caste difference, fuck or die adjacent, degradation, humiliation, #nsfw, #violence alluded to, #nsfwe, pitchfic, budding kismesissitude, f/a, f/f/f/a, archive rating: M)
well @ get used to it @ youre gonna see me a lot more
the rumors are fake @ theres only one @ were just gaslighting you all @ and you seem to follow
...TH1S DO3S.... 4DD SOM3 TH1NGS TO TH3 P4L3 CRUSH3S 1M D34L1NG W1TH R1GHT NOW. HM.
theyre gonna put up a golden statue of me @ the absolute legend duvača kitarz @ remember this name
gett1n my bj on w1th someone and he's on ch1ttr at the same t1me... 1t's k1nda funny and he's the best so 1'm cool w1th 1t haha... and 1'm on here too anyway lol #nsfw
i amm a nnormmal annd well adjusted inndividual. i amm hetero jarred. i have nnever had a hornny thought inn mmy life. i do nnot listenn to what wommenn tell mme to d okay i cann't stick to this bit annymmore this is mmakinng mme gag while i write it #nnsfw #iguess
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
savve yourself the trouble and wwatch paint dry
mme? no one has ever asked me how i feel personally about a post before thisi s uncharted territory right now
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
> nah dude 1m fuck1ng OUTTA here, a1nt no drone2 2topp1ng me, 1 got my 2ecret ex1t good luck to everyone el2e 2t1ll at #er1danweek <
terror at #eridanwweek eridans sad handy booth jacked by insurgents and troll bruno mars no wwhere to be seen #nsfww
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
AGAIN i cant stress this enough but im GIVVING FREE SAD handies behind the bbq booth make sure you ask for eridan at #eridanwweek #nsfww
sigh ivve officially resigned myself to just givvin out sad handys behind my old BBQ booth #nsfww
if youre hungry and want a bowl of slop just let me know if you want it thick or thin (or spiked) and i will make it for you but do not ask me about the ingredients i will not tell you #eridanweek
mOrnIn AsshAt. all yOU mIssEd is troll pItbUll shOwIn up. howd ya slEEp lmAO.
i tried to tell yall to start eatin gruel wit the fools
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
since i can't delete my acc0unt and am t00 much 0f a chittr addict t0 g0 0n hiatus i'm changing my display name. #pitybaiting #wh0cares
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
▲guess i finally arrived at #eridanweek▼ ▼so this is where all the good parties went, of course they did▲ ▼@gullibleColumnist I got your ciggies dont keep me waiting▲
▲dont know what that means, dont care▼ ▲hit me up later ill post when i arrive▼
▲just realized i left a cursor in my profile banner and i dont think i'll ever recover from that humiliation, its over▼
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▲vascilating harder than reality tv stars someone get me popcorn▼
only TH3 most attractive people are awake and online right meow and I think that means either everybody else is asleep, or they got kulled during all the #violence on day one of #eridanweek mew~ I think whoever makes it to the end of the week will just naturally be the most handsome or beautiful of us so this is why I love mewgenics mew~ 💖✨
UstanAk is gOnnA rip this fUckIn AirshIp ApArt girl the troll bsAA nEEds yOU
#kinky #nsfw That stimulating hm? Something to look into~
thats hIlariOus. girl yOurE the fUckIn mess rn hop back on the gAmE lmfAO
[|||] you sound so pathetic right now~
hAhA damn didnt know yOU wErE such a fUckIn lIghtweIght girl. i fEEl yOU thOUgh i lIkEd him. #substance
pumping it rn and by it i mean my dick #nsfw
#eridanwweek they just lit the giant wwicker sol on fire sniffle its so beautiful somehoww they got it to wwhere his eyes burn out first before the rest
its gonna be REAL NASTY and a girl might be REAL MAD AT YOU FOR IT but can you figjt
we are all thinking this constantly, every day.
I'm retiring to the #afterparty. Exclusive warp coordinates coming soon. Keep your peepers peeled. If you perish, you'll be reanimated in the morning. Just have your next of kin place you outside the medical tent.
@kingofPop Has been removed from the roster of performers for #eridanweek. THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING! INSTEAD, PLEASE ENJOY THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF @freakNasty !!! OUR NEW #ERIDANWEEK HEADLINER!
Nothing we could do.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da1926e8ae24.png #eridanweek
im sorry but wwatchin all these lowwerbloods fall the fuck ovver cause they cant handle the drop a the bass is really fuckin funny actually #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
im OUt in the pArkIng lot if yOU wAnnA hang OUt lmAO
so whens the part of this #eridanweek where we take eridan and fillet him as a sacrifice to the unknown gods , , , #needtoknow
Some Of You Spend Too Much Time Looking For Rumble Spheres And Not Enough Time Looking For The Truth.
larger men should moan more, , , be more vocal cowards, , , #nsfw
Always #Grateful to have such a Caring #Moirail #RailsForLife #Diamonds4Ever #TheBest
guess wwhos got a #date to #eridanwweek if yer one a the sorry losers that aint got a #date yet nowws the time to start packin yer shit an gettin it all together before its too late festivvities start noww ya fuckin losers #imcoming
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Beaking news lol! @dynamicFlowfields has been reportedly seen eating two people! not in the makeout way! in the uhh jane crocker way! #nsfw #tw-cannibalism hope she stops ig idk! stay tuned
finally sum real fukin news :)
none all my actions are perfectly reasonable and xave benefited me
>([i aint lil im at least t#ree apples tall an i just learned #ow 2 tie my s#oes u gotta recognize t#e motion im on]
I- probably shouldn't say it on a public forum. But its contract work, that I continually seem to fuck up at
Regret is a fool's errand. We are here now, there's nothing to do about it. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
So far, its not taking the job at troll starbucks. Cause my other line of work sure as hell ain't working out
wen i performed my 1st evr blowjob i looked that man dead in the eyes w the most serious expression n i said "i'm goin in......." like a hacker in a movie and proceeded 2 suck the soul out his body via his dick #nsfw
[|||] yeah,,, and it ain't gonna be you~
i cannt bother to thinnk of sommethinng adequately depraved i just wannnna get railed, mmann #nnsfw
:33 < i really hope the jade i stole the clothes from doesn't get home fur a while i do nyat have enough time to distract her while i wash these #implied #nsfw
if its #chittrafterdark does that mean i can get a bit crazy for a moment #nsfw
#nowlistening #lyrics i want my boyfriends to kiss, swap spit lock lips, if you love me, prove it double-dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my boyfriends just kiss? to this music, id fucking lose it go on, do it, what the fuck? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBC966g3YCE #nsfw
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
maybe it's difficult f0r s0me 0ther sad limp bulged s0lluxes 0ut there but y0u better believe i have abs0lute mastery 0ver my dicks. i'm the best fucking dual wielder this side 0f parad0x space. #nsfw
there are beauififul wormmenn onn this website you innow who you sre #specificpostinng
Why ya gotta get the freaky news reporter to explain what our organs do, damn an J-- bet they typed that with their dungeon leather gloves on too. #nsfw
~oh my god oh my god he invited me to his hive and told me to bring the biggest pail i ovvn it’s happening!!! <3 #nsfvv #quadposting
TOXIC AND RANK. LIKE YOUR STUFFED AND REEKING BLOCK. PERHAPS. MATCHING OTHER ATTRIBUTES. THAT WE SHARE. #WHATIFWETOUCHEDATTRIBUTES #NSFW #TOXICYURI #LETMECLEANYOURFUCKINGROOM #ITMAKESMESICK
BREAKING DRAMA!!! Snowman sawn MAKING OUT SLOPPILY with @bubbleBlower !!! How does this change the power dynamics??? STAY TUNNED
@titillatingnotions i think kalian @karnaldetente is on chittr again / i thought he was banned but i guess not
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
>does my kuprum dance >but only a little and while you arent looking
@ HELLO DARLIN I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU HOP ON LASH WE'RE FRAGGING ALCHEMIST LOBBIES @
kneel before me and kiss my lowblooded feet like the deprived creatures you are, , , #nsfw
everyone needs one true piss pal to help them through the years.
you "guys" know the "lusii" taxidermy at "grubsmart" isnt actually "dead" right. no one even "buys" them theyre all "offsale" so people cant "tell" theyre "security" cameras to sic "drones" on "loiterers" and "shoplifters". i "saw" a guy get "vaporized" in aisle "12" while looking for "cluckbeast spheres"
Anybody have any fun hobbiez? Looking for zome inzpiration with what to do with my free time.
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jerking off bt>>,,, if you e>en care about me #nsf>> #baggedsomenudes #hellyeah
>i dont know who needs to hear this >but your trolltag is too long and its escaping to the side
#nsfw Gguys wwhat ddo yyou ddo wwhen your bbulge ggets bblavk spots? I ddon't kknow if it's ffrom tthe bburn or tthe ice ssack bbut it's pprobably one of those. Sshould I pput mmore ice on it?~<
>>| day busted my thinkpan .into recuperacoon .i couldn't .answer .in time. that's so good. .ill'll set thos profile picture for .awhile .as .an honour for drawing.
♯WASNTME
♰ disgusting… ♰
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
i had to google mewving. okay so im just hot, naturally.
ohhh man i could devour some prepackaged pastries right now...
</3: Im Not Dangerous Dear!
"your girl has you onn a leash" yeah annd i sit for treats too #mmommmmysgoodboy #nnsfw (?)
she let me hit because im silly and hawve a massiwve bulge #stayvwinning #nsfvw
hOpE she sEEs this
never ever gonna complain about my powers again turning into wind is really nice when people wanna commit vehicular meslaughter.
=^owo^= highblood on my bulge call that a raise #nsfw
alright which one of you animals defaced my bronze snoop dogg statue on the front lawn an artist made that with their own two hands have you no soul or any respect for the doggfather when i fucking find you youre getting put in the torment nexus
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
most of my damage wasn't past my chiten so i don't have permanent scars / they all molted off
a real journalist speakz from da pumper n knows when 2 fold up...
it's true i was the lifesl0p.
> anyone wanna hop on tf2 rn #tf2 <
◁PSA: Please learn the difference between Shame Globes and Rumble Spheres.▷ ◁Rumble spheres are the ones on the chest and shame globes are the ones on the hips/thighs.▷
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when are chittrspaces and chittrstages gonna pop up so we can hear someone talk about some bullshit
No flash warning? I have epilepsy and my legs are shaking and spreading. Raw next question. I have NOTHING appropriate to say. 5 mins and a hair tie. Can we save hex. All 10 fingers. My fingers are tired. Who has my clothes? Both lips smiled. Born to ride forced to scroll. Bedsheet- soaked. To infinity and beyond. A tear rolled down my leg. FLASH US. This made my whole week, sorry I meant hole weak. #nsfw
wait atuaIIy i think i did c a me from another timeIine one? :o? it was weird dude bareIy Iooked Iike me anymore
i see at least... three roxies lalonde on here. how strange! are they impersonators, or coUld there be timeline bollocks aboUt? ^\U^ #morewives?
I am inter many species. Culling them at least.
<3-Not-arguing-with-a-sea-dweller.-Whatever-you-say-fussy-fins.-o7
just wannnna get dicked downn againn :/ #nnsfw
Mmmkay so troll nook ended up being troll bulge. #worthit #nsfw
a new night a new trope of examine! ^0^ do you believe in fate? what if i told you that your quadrants were already meant to be? fated mates explores the concept of being bound to another from the day you started wriggling. this dynamic can be applied through matching birthmarks, psionic links, even just a striking intensity at first sight unlike anything before! fated quadrants is prime dynamic material for yearning and angst as well! the death of a fated mate causing the suffering of a character due to the knowledge that no one will ever be able to fill that quadrant the same way. defying fate by falling for someone who wasnt hatched for you, ultimately dooming two others in the process! a human boy discovering to his horror… that his fated mate… is another boy?! do you have a soft spot in your blood pusher for fated mates? dont forget to rate this trope so that rankmaid-sensei knows what her fans crave! ^_^ (tags: fated mates, bound to you, red string, fated quadrants, flushed at first sight, human/human, angst, major character dead, archive rating: T)
fuck, off, man that was, like 100 sweeps ago,
dangerous cerulean girls hit me up im testing something here
haha thats crazy where are all these dangerous cerulean girls i need to avoid asking for a friend
i just dropped a canned beverage how long should i wait before its safe to open
I strive to provide the web with only the top cuttings from my brain tree. Thusly any rumble fans here will be pleased as punch to know that i will shortly begin posting unaired jaunts i did not get to perform on the big screen such as raps and maybe even instructions on how to do a little boogieing.
Lo+vely awakening to+ yo+u all. Do+n't fo+rget to+ have a bite and indulge in so+me self-care befo+re getting to+o+ abso+rbed in yo+ur wo+rk.
HIT BARK BEAST GOING THIRTY MILES AN HOUR DOWN HIGHWAY.
I kissed a troll and I threw up.
You Asked For A Struggle Meal, Pal. Sometimes The Struggle Is Lack Of Bread And Possession Of Tortilla
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as long as i make it on time i can change into my uniform / i may survive
⤐Survive ⊕r die. It is the same f⊕r all.
⤐My f⊕rmer pale c⊕mpani⊕n th⊕ught he was being impervi⊕us t⊕ survive ⊕r die. He was finding ⊕ut that he mistaken when I put an arr⊕w thr⊕ugh his head f⊕r attempt t⊕ sell me t⊕ the dr⊕nes bef⊕re my Rite ⊕f Challenge. #death #murder
A VioletblooD WhO TrieD TO GeT IntO MY PantS BoughT ME A WholE AsS HivesteM OnE TimE
⤐What kind?
Witching hour up to answer emails before I hit the hay a second time. If you find yourself unable to interact with my profile, I do NOT want you to extrapolate any quantity of personal dislike from the mere gesture of my block. It is possible you merely differentiate from the iteration of you to which I am accustomed SO MUCH that you have become unrecognizable. It is also possible that you repeatedly posted your genitalia. Finally, I don't think I have the psychological sand to interact with Troll Wendy Williams, or whomever the hell these Alternian pop culture equivalent figures are. The existence of those accounts in particular are simply too silly for me to wrap my head around. That's all.
HTTPS://M.MEDIA-AMAZON.COM/IMAGES/I/61VZJEJ5E6L._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.JPG SO TRUE
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「 Is this out of hatred for him or as a matter of principle? ⥮
⤐I did n⊕t sleep. I was the marath⊕ning ⊕f Mad⊕ka Magica again. I challenge Kyuubei f⊕r their rights ⊕f the s⊕ul taking.
hehe what did twagan miss ........?
>im all for it >anything to get the stick out of their asses
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
not going to say it again . eating plants is murder . smoking plants is murder . drinking tea made from plants is murder . culltivating plants just to let them die for consumption is murder . imagine if you were raised just to be plucked from your home by an unknown monstrous hand and boiled in hot water , tossed in a vat with your fellow trollkind and brutally torn apart by the gnashing of fangs , lit on fire for recreation . murder . plain and simple . #EndPlantAbuse #PlantsRightsActivism = ^ _ ^ =
to the tune of earthquake by tyler the creator "cause you make my balls quake" #nsfw
Real talk boys. Is kissing men gay? Why or why not?
Nah I'll Pass On Fish Yaoi. Maybe If They Start Fighting?
Just 9nce I w9uld l9ve t9 understand the 96sessi9n that s9me tr9lls have with trying t9 f9rce nicknames 9n 9ther pe9ple with9ut their c9nsent. H9w hard can it 6e t9 just call s9me9ne what they wish t9 6e called? #Vaguechitting #KankriIs9nlySixLetters #ItsN9tDifficult
out of the shower im about to go to bed but heres a pic for the fans my chittr critters even yeah thats right im calling you all chittr critters (tm) #nsfw #justtobesafe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4380465c4b9c.png
☆ and theyre moirails too
wwhy does evveryone think im gay
[|||] i think this website needs to download more ram,,,
-- Isnt That Bad???
Not sure what's #nsfw about this. I like taking naps too. Thanks for sharing! Ego sum ira Domini.
=( It seems like the friendly competition was too much for the attention starved youth of Alternia to take. I will at least rest assured stroking my ego, knowing that for a brief moment like crossing ships in the night, bug facts let you become the #25th most popular troll on Chittr. )
opinions on milk? ^_^ (tags: lactation, take the edge off, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS BEEN CAUGHT DESPERATELY THIRSTING FOR ME ONCE AGAIN. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/352721B1639D.PNG
Kult score ain't mean shit.x What's your rank on trolllock
[i have invested in chittr]]
[oh yeah i should probably post my FLARP costume] [do people wanna see that]
[very proud to be #11th on the board] [!] [more FLARP history posts in the pipeline] [if you are interested in sponsoring posts hmu]
=^.-.^= Part 2 of tha choose your adventure kult game!! https://i.imgur.com/cG7Zl2N.jpeg =^.-.^=
I never know what shorts to wear nowadays.
How dare you two ignore my call out post on you both @randomPerson @mechanicChariot die
@courtyarddroll plant the bombs on the basement under where the cue ball asshole lives @damaramegido we are making this happen
=( Alright. The people have spoken, and they have requested another one of my "selfies." This time, I have taken one on PURPOSE; while simultaneously remembering to turn off the flash feature. Is this what you wanted? https://i.postimg.cc/Kc64DhG7/atlans-selfie-2.jpg )
evvery person to add a point to my kult score wwill be payfoed 1000 caegars
Pissing off emos isnt just a hobby, its a life style.
I've taught my cat to sit on command. Important news for all.
(| sigh. kinda wish a dude would show up and offer me his Fresh Sausage with a side of Secret Sauce. might have to go on the prowl. wish me luck |) (| #nsfw |)
Get me to 4th plake on the leader board and whoever's following me by then gets put into a drawing. It's gonna be really kool. Trust.
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> 8-3 update: gett1ng my ent1re ass beat but at least the mus1c slaps
does anyone know how to wake up a fanfic writer / time sensitive
and you go to chittr immediateIy instead of Iistening to her??
=( Doubtful. )
[hating women is] [cringe]
Looking for zomewhere part time. Anybody got any ideaz?
I hate when your classmate gets stabbed in mock trial and doesn’t even have the good sense to bleed in the direction away from your shoes. 🙄
ju2t ate the grubloaf ii found iin the back of my friidge and ii thiink iim 2eeiing new colour2.
i left my fries at her hive / this is sad
where;s mY bloodY checkmark ;/
I zwear, I have to do actually everything for thiz ztupid bakery. If I knew how to make the piez myzelf I wouldn't leave Horace to do it. He'z a goddamn grizzly with the meanezt mug on the planet. Zcarez all our clientz away and IIIIII have to fucking fix it all the time. Fuck! #vent #rant #imzozickofhim
screensharing on an edate and he saw me logged into goonersonly.com advice fast please? ^_^” (tags: dating sites, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
My websites are legitimate businesses.
WH4TS UP CH1TTR!!!!!! 1M F1N4LLY H3R3!!!
fans of my work call me rankmaid-sensei (tags: honorifics, power imbalance,) and i personally like to pull from reality the best i can to make sure my art is as true to form as possible. you seem the type that could understand that! ^_^ ive never personally had my slowburn (tags: slowburn, mild spice, #nsfw ,) lover take me by the hand and push their body close and whisper "how... how will i know? unless we try it once..." as they come to realize that it may have been the person right in front of them all this time. thats what im trying to work out currently so i need someone who has gone through this personally to tell me about it in detail. do you have anything to report reporter-san? ^o^
He looks a little too much like me for me to ever entertain the idea of liking him
It's happening to everyone. https://i.postimg.cc/5NjV1BTV/IMG-0010.png #earthmusic
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
and also...
i have an extra 350 caegars for the next tit pic in mY dms
「 Shit, I'll do 200,000. I'm not exactly hurting over here. ⥮
「 I'll wire you 10,000 for the next hour of breaths. ⥮
Someone's stealing my bit. The bit I didn't know was a bit.
One does not simply "enjoy" 2Hollis.
goodniight. god ble22 you femboy eriidan account, redbull, membrane key 2wiitche2, needleno2e pliier2, and the iin2pect element optiion. amen.
my blade yearns to sing once more
[|||] fuck i dropped one of my dresses into my recuperacoon,,, slime stains are such a pain to get out,,,
actually before i fully clock out i gotta make a confession. wonderbread plus mayo plus kraft american singles is the best thing on any goddamn planet and yall can fight me on that
Perhaps it’s the #drugs talking but I Fear I am in love with one of you. I’ve lived long enough to become A Fan…
anYone who dm;s me before the light fades gets 30% off on anY ink, mods or fixins of their choice: i;m bored, give me somethin fчnnY to do
i might consider having her help me with costuming for shows / the playtroll hopbeast suit she recommended is a nonstarter but i'm sure she has other ideas
2om3on3 po2t3d th3ir butthol3 and 3v3ryon3 l3ft
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if i weren't so fucking tired. fuck. remind me to bring out the blade collection after work. jesus fuck am i distracted.
only if she's good enough / and if she agrees to it
<3-I-don't-see-why-you-don't-just-kill-each-other-instead.-#TBH
>original resolution of the 3ds was literally 240p >waifu2x is the only way to make that shit observable
_ i quadded up bitches i should ' ve left in the dirt #truefacts #indirect #haterswatching_
I supp9se I sh9uld say this n9w: if y9u call me a mutant y9u're getting 6l9cked. Thank y9u.
=( You are all so mean to me. )
[|||] you're jealous i can smell it from my hive~!!!
I lik£, totally lik£ wish this sit£ had a r£bloog f£atur£.
:33< cant two things be true at once?
it is a bomb.
=( You're still here. Great. I'm beginning to believe you have some sort of twisted attachment to me. )
Ii'm nnot jjealous!! II hhandmade mmy ooutfit aand oone oof tthe wwinners wwas iin ffucking ooveralls oor ssomething wwho wwears ooveralls tto aa fashion eevent~<
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
are you sure you're feeling pale for them and not flush?
¢ompletely fal$e why are you lying to the ma$$e$𓂃🖌
- Except I mmean if mmine asked mme to... well...
i forgot to take my estrogen today :(
I suppose I shall also post some pictures. It seems only fitting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce013f3042a2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d5015dfca6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0183803656a2.png
Has anyone seen Condesce Owens?
where all them dilfs at i were promised? #nsfw
☆ the pity button is the most special one of all
Don't listen to the haters. Live your life #DieselDrinkers #GasGuzzlers
∘☽ Remeber, please do not dump oil or gasoline on water, this will have catastrophic effects on your local sealife.. ☾∘
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
please stop posting about me / i don't appreciate it
That would never happen to me. I only keep my €ouple far away from ea€h other and monitor their every waking move.
Sounds difficult to manage, I can't lie. Though my people are mostly monogamous, so it's an alien concept to me. Literally.
FIve seconds here and I ALREADY hate this D4MN place. NEw record! COngrats chittr
update, on that, stealing grubhub orders, scheme, turns out they dont really expect to see jadebloods doing it, and were actually really mad at me when i tried to take it, so thats, ruined my entire fucking night,
weww maybe ........ but when twagan does it its nowmaw and oki doki !!!!! X3
thewes aaaaaaww sowts of mixes and wemixes and such if you know whewe to wook !!! h2d fans awe wewentwess ...