Tentabulge Freak
@bulgeCurator
Love bulges. I will describe yours in great detail.
okay. this will be my intro post, uhm, I guess. I see others do them all the time. Name: Vesica Anelus Blood: Hemoanon! I use the brand chemononymous when I go out in public to temporarily dye my blood grey. Lusus: Drone. Uhm. An imperial drone! Sign: idontthink i have one! Derse/Prospit Dreamer: I don't know what that means??? I dream about food mainly. Classpect: Okay is this for FLARPing? My FLARP OC I play online is Vesitrix Stingale, uhm. Named after my ancestor... I think. The name was on some tupperware in my hiveif I am being honest. Bbbard. I play a bard. College of Swords... Pronouns: usewhatever. Imsoanon. Likes: Bulge! Praise! Scorn! Violence! Fiduspawn! Board Game Design! Dislikes: Light! Rumble Spheres! From now on, I am only taking DM Requests of Bulge Readings! Its difficult to track who asked in comments when I get so many notifications! For reference. I do not pail to get my readings. I just... can use my psionics to talk to bulges and they can relay information back. Uhm. I do have a typing quirk. But I'm not allowed to use it because the trolls I talk to outside of Chittr might see it.Theydontknowmynameyet.
As of now, my current Bulge Queue is 12 Public. 1 Private. These reviews will be shorter uhm. on average. Unless i find there to be somethingparticularly interesting! #nsfw
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
Something wrong with one of your monitors. Good work otherwise.
\/\/\/\/hat am I doin' here? I see m'hand.
wow!
something about your bloodline just pissed me off enough
i dont know what youre talking about!
holy shit, this is SO FUCKING COOL. absolutely awesome, you are incredible rankmaid!!!!!
I imagine it must be hard to discern such things after all the blood loss. You'll figure it out eventually.
ah eto bleh 0v0
:o) Ah...! So very exquisite...!
Well, now I've officially conversed with myself about my dick. Never thought about it before. He/him. #nsfw #newexperiencesiguess
nothingincriminating. ijust likethatothers uhm engage inthepractice. itscute.
hhffffthetrollobsessedwith that humanbookisintriguingme. Notinanywayotherthan howdowehavethesamewaistline.
ohgoshiforgotallwhoimsupposedtogiveratings to #nsfw hopetheydontpunishme heheheh butnoseriouslydontbemad hhh Workingonthem!
"not a pervert" dogg you gotta own it! this is some advanced pervert shit!!
itsanact imactuallyconstantlyinastate of ennuianddontknowhowtostopdoingthis.
1M SUR3 YOU'R3 F1N3 BULG3R4T3R
↘️the reviews of my physically capable and more culinarily entrenched superiors are in.↘️ ↗️AND THEY ARE↗️ ↘️somehow↘️ ↗️ALL POSITIVE.↗️ ↘️i am not even going to lie, i literally do not know how this happened.↘️ ↗️TYPICALLY, MICROWAVING MY OBLONG MEAT PRODUCT SO THAT IT IS A LITTLE BIT TENDER WHEN I LATHE THE ROUNDED END INTO A PREPARED SLUDGEPUDDLE OF YOGHURT ELICITS NEGATIVE REACTIONS FROM MY FELLOW OFFICE STAFF.↗️ ↘️their expletives thrown in tandem with their whips.↘️ ↗️THERE IS NO ACCOUNTING FOR GOOD TASTE.↗️ ↘️i am just pleased to be of likeminded individuals on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2bbf6126c2b0.png ↗️
Just curious, maybe I wanna try your famous dish at home. Will you be debuting boiled egg in brown sludge?
Oui chef! Chef Belier wants you to know that he's going to cry himself to sleep today over the fact that he actually enjoyed this.
↗️I AM A MASTERCLASS IN CULLINARY GENIUS.↗️
# Fanta$ti¢ job! I ¢an't $ay that I under$tand your ta$te$, but maybe it'$ too advan¢ed for me, ha! Either way, you're doing brilliant! Good lu¢k! I'm rooting for you, Mr. Aiaray! #
((the art is so wonderful oh my goodness!! i love this fella
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Lik£, wow. WOW.. WOW... WOW.??? Lik£, um. Lik£, I lik£, think i might lik£ r£act viol£ntly if i lik£, s££ you n£ar my offic£ for lik£, a minut£ b£caus£ lik£ I just. Lov£ this lik£, TOO MUCH.
↘️okay.↘️ ↗️THANK YOU, I GUESS.↗️
Mr. Aiaray this is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Report to my DMs at first sunset for actual instructions on how cook a meal.
I am not your friend. I am the bulge fiend. Please do not conflate this observation. I will begin to work on the remaining bulge reviews soon. #nsfw
Please hurry. my moirail keeps staring at her phone and refreshing Chittr over and over again because she's waiting for her review.
What Is A Fiend If Not A Friend Missing A Single Letter?
🌊 O🫧🫧 When y🫧wwu 🫧pen it back wwup can y🫧wwu rate mine! I am cwwuri🫧wwus h🫧ww it c🫧mpares t🫧 🫧ther seadwwellers🏄
huh? no, dude i don't care about your rating stuff i'm more worried about your mental health
Ah. My Chittr has gllitched. I apollogize. This was intended for a different post of yours, but the website has tricked me. My apollogies.
print("this must be how people feel when a new episode of their favorite show couss out")
Hfff. After my current batch of Reviews are done I might have to start checking the requester out a bit more before blindly agree to it... hehehhe
(°. d𖦹es it dye y𖦹ur genetic material .°)
(°. i'm n𖦹t familiar with this brand but i've always imagined it being the same hue as y𖦹ur text c𖦹l𖦹r .°)
Itskindaclose. Hff lets you pass off as either a midblood or in higher doses it Grays you out entirely! Dronescanevensometimesnotseeyouduetothelead.
(°. i als𖦹 dye my bl𖦹𖦹d when sneaking 𖦹ut 𖦹f the caverns but it's just makes my bl𖦹𖦹d 𖦹live instead lma𖦹 .°)
We have the VP. That's about as close as we got at the moment.
My ancestor... Flatribs Justicar didn't perish at the hands of the empire for nothing...
tEntabulgE frEAk yOU know i sUppOrt yOU but this is the worst post on the sItE
damn. wish i cOUld go OUt lIkE that hAhahahA
:o) It is not worth paying attention to. :o) Keep your thoughts here.