@bulgeCurator — #nsfw
꧁Darlin says the felt has to show their openings every week??? ----o//v\\○---- #nsfw Ddddontlookhehheheheheh꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #oliveblood #taste #scent #waifuification #holeexpert #specialtunnels #megane-san @gachikoisChic Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Neeiht Megane's bulge. Final one for the night. I've been working on this one for a few lights... Uhm. Okay. No. The normal format is insufficient here. Megane is going to surprise all of you with sheer volume, which is horrible, because he has provided an in-character note and the note says: ｢megane-san's ochinchin is syo big, he can only navigate special tunnels... (；・ω・) chagrin tunnels~~ aah...Read more
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #hoofbeastkin #ponyplay #scent #taste #indigoblood @cavalierThoroughbred Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Horuss Zahhak's bulge. Horuss Zahhak is an indigo showpony with extensive harness knowledge, self-made tack, gait practice, and enough public presentation to make this reading unusually coherent. I am trying to remain objective. I am aware that indigo specimens make that difficult. Anyway. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Indigo caste force, high stamina, and immaculate body co...Read more
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #seadweller #nightlight @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil is a violet blood of some renown and some impressive biology! The germophobe sort-of makes it known here! verywellcleaned. Verynice.Hhhheh. -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6 Great jousting force... An excellent contender for undersea grappling. Especially with her X-Factor... Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 8 Very flexible and admirable, even. I think she can navigate a maze just fine... So long as the maze is wide enough...Heheh. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 10! What's with violetbloods on this website having such big bulges? The violetblood I know is...Read more
꧁Ialreadypostedmyspheresonce. #neveragain #nsfw #tittytuesday #morelike #shittytuesday꧂
꧁iam going to ahve to use my bulgepowers for evil. or good(?) for pain. #nsfw ineed to save. aichan꧂
꧁telepathically gagging on it, if you feel a lil slobber tonight that’s just me #nsfw꧂
꧁hfrff.f...my bulgerquestsareall interesting. idont have the muse to writteehtemallout yet but maybe if i drink enough sodie pop.... #nsfw꧂
꧁rumblespheres are fine. i guess. #nsfw ionly really like dexter's. ----e>e---- i hate mine꧂
꧁iwake up I loginto chittr someone is a victim of kidnapping i post about bulges #nsfw i move on i wake up꧂
꧁Using my mind to turn your bulge counter clockwise. #nsfw for bulge mention.꧂
꧁ohno. advertisements. onmy website? hhhfff someoone shouldadvertise theirbbbb bulgeandjust have it there and it gets longerasyouscroll. #nsfw꧂
꧁ifi for some reason stopped rating bulges #nsfw What should i rate instead?꧂
꧁sometimes i imagine making highbloods upset just so i can offer to help them and be useful to them and so they'll keep me and adore me and make me their petservant forever and ever but i usually only think about that after drinking sodie pop #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe꧂
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby...Read more
꧁༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to provide psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in references or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly a...Read more
꧁@technicallyTimaeus I guess we're posting cute lusus pics! Look at HALLusus! https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠8e2647a1ecf2.webp #CANILOVEHAL #YES!!! I love you HALLusus. #NSFW Because of what's in his hands.꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #goldblood #psionics @macroCosmosofficial This is quite the interesting story. The tale of two bulges. The curation will be detailed as possible. Goldblood. CEO. Power grid prophet. I almost thought he might be an Indigoblood! Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 4. Physically. The actual flesh is modest. Maybe a little above median. I felt it twitch a bit when I thought about quarterly growth reports. Psionic strength is an 8. That is filed separately. See. This reading is going to be interesting because there's a whole cavalcade of info...Read more
꧁itsbeen fun doing bulge readings again -----ovo---- #nsfw꧂
꧁Gonanregain myfocus and explodesome bulge decoys. ineed to be training anyway. imnotdoingthestupid waranymore. ijust. needtodo my work for the empress. #nsfw꧂
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #notabulgerating #parttwo Youtaste of acidic honey. Its wet and a bit sweet. Refreshing like lemonade on a warm summer night. But as your body begins to lubricate itself through its natural slick the taste goes more towards like, a tart hibiscus than a sweet citrus honey. But that's not like, a bad thing. Hibiscus is excellent. Though I have occasionally noticed the taste of iron, my research tells me that is a perfectly natural presence. The skin itself tastes excellent too. A saltiness to it one would expect from human flesh plus the region's natural excess of excretions. ...Read more
꧁Remember to check my pinned chit for #nsfw #bulgerating information such as the submission form.꧂
꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you c...Read more
꧁@gestaltCreophage Full reading. #nsfw #bulgerating #tealblood Uhm. Okay. So. Lepida Fidrak. Tealblood, dragon-obsessed, flarper, very scarred, very muscular. Let's get your rating out of the way. Strength is a 7. Strong, war-proven, and quite fond of sparring. Pliability is an 8. Curved structure with a good bend and a hooked end. It's quite prehensile, responsive. I bet it betrays your intended expressions. Length is a 7, leaning on 8. Decent. The Curve gives it special reach bonuses as well! I'm quite fond of the geometry. Girth is a 4. It's not as thick as other bul...Read more
꧁@legendaryLeague #nsfw #bulgerating #cobaltblood Hhh OKay. So. Runnit Dowmid, uhm. You are interesting! Stats: Strength: 5. Pliability: 6. Length: 4. Girth: 5. X-Factor: 9. Okay. Looking into it. This is not large. He talks like it is large. It is not. It is active, though. Very active. Annoyingly active. It has that fast-response quality some cobalt bulges have, where the organ reacts before the troll has decided whether reacting is appropriate. The coloration is cobalt. Fairly bright. A little overflushed around the head. There are two distinct bulb...Read more
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into...Read more
꧁Getting back into the groove of #bulgereviews #nsfw. I've been having fun, but it feels a little odd reading some of them. Mainly because I've seen them through your naughty natures on this website!꧂
꧁Yes, I have Power Word: Cum as a Meionic Ability. But I only use it for good. #nsfw꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #suggestive #seadweller @commandingAuthority The Orphaner Dualscar. As Reviewed by Vesica. Not peer reviewed because I could never be his peer. hff. Respectfully. There is nothing modest about this bulge. It is a walking bragging right, hanging betwixt powerful yet haggard legs. --- Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 10⎠10 Obscene. Commanding. A lesser troll has a bulge. Dualscar has something lowbloods and highbloods actively confess to in askboxes. --- Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 4⎠10 Poor. It does not need to be clever. It is an anchor. Your nook is its dre...Read more
꧁OHBULGEREQUESTSOHDEAR #NSFW #BULGEREQUEST꧂
꧁Do you like war games? Especially those that allow you to conquer your foes and use your wit embarrass your friends and their inferior strategy? Try forcefem. #nsfw꧂
Gosh... a member of the felt wants me to rate her bulge... #nsfw
cranking my blog #suggestive i was reviewing my bulge review applications. a lot of... uhm. nos. for sure. But i have 3-4 of the 35+ applicants I'd really like to do! #nsfw
jjjustlearned you don't actuallypialyour rails. andthatsjusta porntrope andnot theintended purpsoeofthequadrant whyhaveotherquadratns we couldhave been flipping a coin this whole time hole time #nsfw
oh wait im supposed to rate bulges. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2013b0af8af0.jpg #nsfw As in Not safe working environment I slipped while painting my hive...
sat through that musical and didnt get to see hentai #nsfw why even hangout?
Chittr. What other kind of content would you like me to post? #nsfw #bulgeratings have been taking a while! There are 3 I plan to release this weekend. :) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfADxaTQPo2PyelIQCkGdIbd64pORgEXmRu4gRDoJp9risAjw/viewform?usp=publish-editor
@myriadMelody Yousubmitted your bulgerequest. Under @myriakMelody. I almost skipped it... #nsfw #bulgerating https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png What's with these purple bloods? Who is feeding him these things? I swear I am not trying to paly into any stereotypes... It's just these two back to back being so... Hff. Big. And. And. Delightful. HHHehhehhehehonkhehehheheh. -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ：8. It is so strong, it basically can't change it's shape. The musculatu...Read more
I'm hardly ready for the #10kBulgeBeatOff #nsfw #violence How can I already be almost at 15k????
#nsfw #bulgerating @terminallyCapricious#2753 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header While I'm at it, attaching my image of approval here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png A bulge of concern. I feel strange reading it, given recent events. But the show must go on! Gamzee Makara is a subjuggulator who has earned a lot of respect from me across the various instances of myself gazing at his postings. Even if it's not necesssarily *THIS* Gamzee Makara. Hfff. Also. He is VAGUELY. Not too sure. But he i...Read more
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. ...Read more
Goregle. How do I be ashen austicpice for two twinks that should really be kissing? I think it would solve... some... of their problems. #NSFW?
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She ...Read more
#NSFW #BULGERATING @terribleFate I remember when I was the laughing stock because of my name. Then again. I was more popular before I was known as Vesica! What is there to say about this thing? Like, technically. I guess. Okay. Let's get this started! Stats: Strength: 7. This is EXTREMELY strong for a Rust(?)blood(?) troll(?) like Bucket(?)! Plaibility: 2. What? Length: 7. You're winning me back over, but it sounds like your bulge is a billy club! Girth: 5. Okay... X-Factor: 4. What. What is the X-Factor? Okay, looking into it, it seems that your bulge is capable of...Read more
learning joining the felt does not mean getting felt up #nsfw tch....
Never did figure out how to get the slurry in the bucket. #nsfw Just gotta... scoop it.
#knotmyproblem #nsfw #jokeofthesweep i promise not to make another joke ever again.
seeking other bulge scientists for a big project! #nsfw