@bulgeCurator — #nsfw
꧁I think I should explain something about myself. Uhm. This is probably a bad idea. But people keep making assumptions about me and then I correct them individually and that is inefficient. So. This is an efficiency post. Not a vulnerability post. Please understand the distinction. I am old. Like. Actually old. I do not mean "older than you thought" in the way some troll reveals they are 14 sweeps instead of 11. I am too old!!! I was not raised on the Pink Moon. I was not born in #mypod. I was not taken as a grub and kept there until I became this. I had a life before this. That is important, I thin...Read more
꧁Kissing with tongue while the Empress does a speech..... #NSFW꧂
꧁I already know your junk, punks. Assuming you've consented to a scan. Big things to cum. #NSFW꧂
꧁dont rub squigglies. ~ ~ not ~~ #nsfw꧂
꧁Continuing. REDLINE [VILLAIN] One of my favorites. Unfortunately. Redline has what I can only describe as a biological transmission, shifting through internal gears that must be reached sequentially: First Gear favors torque, Second speed, Third endurance, Fourth violent acceleration, and Overdrive extremely inadvisable. She joins the Uncurated because she wants to know what happens if she exceeds the maximum statistic I gave her. This is a compelling philosophical question. Less compelling while she is chasing me at highway speed. Vrrrrrr. SILVER NEGATIVE A quiet psionic scout whose apparent...Read more
꧁Hhhello Chittr. I'm actually here todosomething. Uhm. ProductiveIguess. I present to you. THE CURATED! Okay. The premise is that my psionics have been communicating with bulges for quite some time. This is established. This is science. Unfortunately, while comparing too many archived readings at once, I create a feedback loop between my pan, Chittr, and every biological impression I have recorded. Every successfully read Bulge receives an independent physical form based specifically on what I wrote about it. They are sort of. Uhm. Manifested. Bulge-Sonas. I call them Curations. Th...Read more
꧁whatisonmymindtoday... #wordle #stranded #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a97ae1f31a77.png꧂
꧁I'm going to go to the Surface of Alternia today! I've decided! Definitely not because I got VACBanned for playing 3 Fuchsias, 1 Lowblood ASMR Cafe (11+ Edition) too efficiently. #NSFW꧂
꧁Going to beat my records today. #NSFW #NoContextRequired꧂
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꧁LOST! WILL REWARD WHEN FOUND! #NSFW Mmmymylimited Edition Imperial Bodypillow. Itwas giftedtome as a rewwardbythe empress at 10,000,000 bulgesread. Uhm. Ineedit. icant. Sleepinmycupe. Withoutit.Ivebeenup for a few lights. My #pod #mypod is rathersmall. So I thoughtit was justsomewhere around here. Butsomeonestollit. Helpme. Illrewardyou. Heavily. (art by redblacktac on DA) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f9e5e86dda3.png꧂
꧁meionicblastgo blowup thatbulge #nsfw꧂
꧁#NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/71ccd36e45e1.png mmmewhenihave to walkbetween twoormore highbloods andtheyareblocking the entrancebut luckilyim thinso i just sort of sneak through Like the intro of outlast whichis the gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f2be56e22584.gif꧂
꧁herbulgeisnow canonized like the clownpreachings. #nsfw #vaguepost꧂
꧁#Gooning which is to say, I work for an organized crime syndicate. #NSFW #Ish꧂
꧁Ssspheres for the second time this week? FFFREEEAKS...FREAKSALLOFYOU. #nsfw꧂
꧁People are procreating with their tablets???? #nsfw thatsnot in the safesexguide at all.꧂
꧁sometimes i feel some of you let your bulges type your chits. #nsfw꧂
꧁Wouldyou rather be an exiled highblood or a lowblood royal concubine? justcurious. #nsfw꧂
꧁#Vesicupdate #NSFW Organized my decoys, toys, ploys, and joys from silliest to most stern. Took eight wipes.꧂
꧁An Alternian's Guide to Intercourse Hygiene A practical guide to bulges, nooks, and other anatomical mysteries This guide assumes adult trolls engaging consensually. Troll anatomy is notoriously inconsistent, so when confronted with an unfamiliar organ, cavity, gland, membrane, tentacle, valve, or ominously pulsating structure, the first rule is simple: do not assume you know what it does. Ask its owner. I've seen thousands of bulges, maybe millions. None are the same. Before Intercourse Wash your hands. Soap and water are preferable. Pay particular attention beneath claws or fingernails. ...Read more
꧁Stop posting spheres. Everyone knows #TittyTuesday is a Cover up for #BulgeBilunarWipe. #NSFW꧂
꧁Darlin says the felt has to show their openings every week??? ----o//v\\○---- #nsfw Ddddontlookhehheheheheh꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #oliveblood #taste #scent #waifuification #holeexpert #specialtunnels #megane-san @gachikoisChic Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Neeiht Megane's bulge. Final one for the night. I've been working on this one for a few lights... Uhm. Okay. No. The normal format is insufficient here. Megane is going to surprise all of you with sheer volume, which is horrible, because he has provided an in-character note and the note says: ｢megane-san's ochinchin is syo big, he can only navigate special tunnels... (；・ω・) chagrin tunnels~~ aah...Read more
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #hoofbeastkin #ponyplay #scent #taste #indigoblood @cavalierThoroughbred Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Horuss Zahhak's bulge. Horuss Zahhak is an indigo showpony with extensive harness knowledge, self-made tack, gait practice, and enough public presentation to make this reading unusually coherent. I am trying to remain objective. I am aware that indigo specimens make that difficult. Anyway. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 8 Indigo caste force, high stamina, and immaculate body co...Read more
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #seadweller #nightlight @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil is a violet blood of some renown and some impressive biology! The germophobe sort-of makes it known here! verywellcleaned. Verynice.Hhhheh. -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ： 6 Great jousting force... An excellent contender for undersea grappling. Especially with her X-Factor... Ｐｌｉａｂｉｌｉｔｙ： 8 Very flexible and admirable, even. I think she can navigate a maze just fine... So long as the maze is wide enough...Heheh. Ｌｅｎｇｔｈ： 10! What's with violetbloods on this website having such big bulges? The violetblood I know is...Read more
꧁Ialreadypostedmyspheresonce. #neveragain #nsfw #tittytuesday #morelike #shittytuesday꧂
꧁iam going to ahve to use my bulgepowers for evil. or good(?) for pain. #nsfw ineed to save. aichan꧂
꧁telepathically gagging on it, if you feel a lil slobber tonight that’s just me #nsfw꧂
꧁hfrff.f...my bulgerquestsareall interesting. idont have the muse to writteehtemallout yet but maybe if i drink enough sodie pop.... #nsfw꧂
꧁rumblespheres are fine. i guess. #nsfw ionly really like dexter's. ----e>e---- i hate mine꧂
꧁iwake up I loginto chittr someone is a victim of kidnapping i post about bulges #nsfw i move on i wake up꧂
꧁Using my mind to turn your bulge counter clockwise. #nsfw for bulge mention.꧂
꧁ohno. advertisements. onmy website? hhhfff someoone shouldadvertise theirbbbb bulgeandjust have it there and it gets longerasyouscroll. #nsfw꧂
꧁ifi for some reason stopped rating bulges #nsfw What should i rate instead?꧂
꧁sometimes i imagine making highbloods upset just so i can offer to help them and be useful to them and so they'll keep me and adore me and make me their petservant forever and ever but i usually only think about that after drinking sodie pop #nsfw #nsfwe #maybe꧂
꧁@paleHighblood #nsfw #bulgerating #chucklevoodoos #newformat Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically matter less than they should, which is humiliating to admit, because ordinarily I like numbers to stay where I put them. Strength: 5. Pliability: 7. Length: 6. Girth: 4. X-Factor: 9. Purpleblood, yes. Beforan, yes. Highblood, yes. Still modest. Sorry. The Baronair’s bulge is bullying my pan. It has decent give, better response to attention than force, and a very strange relationship with authority. I do not think it impresses by size. I think it impresses by getting everyone nearby...Read more
꧁༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to provide psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in references or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly a...Read more
꧁@technicallyTimaeus I guess we're posting cute lusus pics! Look at HALLusus! https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠8e2647a1ecf2.webp #CANILOVEHAL #YES!!! I love you HALLusus. #NSFW Because of what's in his hands.꧂
꧁#nsfw #bulgerating #goldblood #psionics @macroCosmosofficial This is quite the interesting story. The tale of two bulges. The curation will be detailed as possible. Goldblood. CEO. Power grid prophet. I almost thought he might be an Indigoblood! Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 4. Physically. The actual flesh is modest. Maybe a little above median. I felt it twitch a bit when I thought about quarterly growth reports. Psionic strength is an 8. That is filed separately. See. This reading is going to be interesting because there's a whole cavalcade of info...Read more
꧁itsbeen fun doing bulge readings again -----ovo---- #nsfw꧂
꧁Gonanregain myfocus and explodesome bulge decoys. ineed to be training anyway. imnotdoingthestupid waranymore. ijust. needtodo my work for the empress. #nsfw꧂
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #notabulgerating #parttwo Youtaste of acidic honey. Its wet and a bit sweet. Refreshing like lemonade on a warm summer night. But as your body begins to lubricate itself through its natural slick the taste goes more towards like, a tart hibiscus than a sweet citrus honey. But that's not like, a bad thing. Hibiscus is excellent. Though I have occasionally noticed the taste of iron, my research tells me that is a perfectly natural presence. The skin itself tastes excellent too. A saltiness to it one would expect from human flesh plus the region's natural excess of excretions. ...Read more
꧁Remember to check my pinned chit for #nsfw #bulgerating information such as the submission form.꧂
꧁https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠b21eb6a56591.png the people love jane's nook i guess #nsfw꧂
꧁@gutsyGumshoe #nsfw #HumanInverseOfABulgeRating #BulgeRating #Nook2 Okay. It took my a minute. Because I had to come up with a new system. Controversial human nook⎠bulge rating. I can't apply length, girth, pliability, or strength because of the minute scale. This is my first time, so. correct any mistakes! Pulchritude: 8 out of 10. There are no notable physical flaws with your particular system. Though, it is alien to me. It almost looks like a shy bulge! Hehe. The hood is ornate like an Auxilatrix's cloak as she cares for grubs. Durability: 10! From what I can gather, you c...Read more
꧁@gestaltCreophage Full reading. #nsfw #bulgerating #tealblood Uhm. Okay. So. Lepida Fidrak. Tealblood, dragon-obsessed, flarper, very scarred, very muscular. Let's get your rating out of the way. Strength is a 7. Strong, war-proven, and quite fond of sparring. Pliability is an 8. Curved structure with a good bend and a hooked end. It's quite prehensile, responsive. I bet it betrays your intended expressions. Length is a 7, leaning on 8. Decent. The Curve gives it special reach bonuses as well! I'm quite fond of the geometry. Girth is a 4. It's not as thick as other bul...Read more
꧁@legendaryLeague #nsfw #bulgerating #cobaltblood Hhh OKay. So. Runnit Dowmid, uhm. You are interesting! Stats: Strength: 5. Pliability: 6. Length: 4. Girth: 5. X-Factor: 9. Okay. Looking into it. This is not large. He talks like it is large. It is not. It is active, though. Very active. Annoyingly active. It has that fast-response quality some cobalt bulges have, where the organ reacts before the troll has decided whether reacting is appropriate. The coloration is cobalt. Fairly bright. A little overflushed around the head. There are two distinct bulb...Read more
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into...Read more
꧁Getting back into the groove of #bulgereviews #nsfw. I've been having fun, but it feels a little odd reading some of them. Mainly because I've seen them through your naughty natures on this website!꧂