@bulgeCurator — #nsfw
jjjustlearned you don't actuallypialyour rails. andthatsjusta porntrope andnot theintended purpsoeofthequadrant whyhaveotherquadratns we couldhave been flipping a coin this whole time hole time #nsfw
oh wait im supposed to rate bulges. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2013b0af8af0.jpg #nsfw As in Not safe working environment I slipped while painting my hive...
sat through that musical and didnt get to see hentai #nsfw why even hangout?
Chittr. What other kind of content would you like me to post? #nsfw #bulgeratings have been taking a while! There are 3 I plan to release this weekend. :) https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfADxaTQPo2PyelIQCkGdIbd64pORgEXmRu4gRDoJp9risAjw/viewform?usp=publish-editor
@myriadMelody Yousubmitted your bulgerequest. Under @myriakMelody. I almost skipped it... #nsfw #bulgerating https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png What's with these purple bloods? Who is feeding him these things? I swear I am not trying to paly into any stereotypes... It's just these two back to back being so... Hff. Big. And. And. Delightful. HHHehhehhehehonkhehehheheh. -------- Ｓｔａｔｓ Ｓｔｒｅｎｇｔｈ：8. It is so strong, it basically can't change it's shape. The musculatu...Read more
I'm hardly ready for the #10kBulgeBeatOff #nsfw #violence How can I already be almost at 15k????
#nsfw #bulgerating @terminallyCapricious#2753 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header While I'm at it, attaching my image of approval here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png A bulge of concern. I feel strange reading it, given recent events. But the show must go on! Gamzee Makara is a subjuggulator who has earned a lot of respect from me across the various instances of myself gazing at his postings. Even if it's not necesssarily *THIS* Gamzee Makara. Hfff. Also. He is VAGUELY. Not too sure. But he i...Read more
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, #bulgerating and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. ...Read more
Goregle. How do I be ashen austicpice for two twinks that should really be kissing? I think it would solve... some... of their problems. #NSFW?
@gachikoisChic Regarding the honor of Dexter Vuzrei, my matesprit, @catastrophicGalaxy You are a fool to claim this blessed indigoblood is anything other than a manic deredere whose lineage can be traced to himedere and yandere-adjacent tendencies. A tsundere would imply that Dexter is engaging in a performance of exaggerated panic. However. Dexter is at all times genuine in her emotional output. She does not withhold her true passions ever. She is emotionally dependent and not avoidant like historical tsunderes have been. She is my princess. She is my beautiful omen of a catalyst! She ...Read more
#NSFW #BULGERATING @terribleFate I remember when I was the laughing stock because of my name. Then again. I was more popular before I was known as Vesica! What is there to say about this thing? Like, technically. I guess. Okay. Let's get this started! Stats: Strength: 7. This is EXTREMELY strong for a Rust(?)blood(?) troll(?) like Bucket(?)! Plaibility: 2. What? Length: 7. You're winning me back over, but it sounds like your bulge is a billy club! Girth: 5. Okay... X-Factor: 4. What. What is the X-Factor? Okay, looking into it, it seems that your bulge is capable of...Read more
learning joining the felt does not mean getting felt up #nsfw tch....
Never did figure out how to get the slurry in the bucket. #nsfw Just gotta... scoop it.
#knotmyproblem #nsfw #jokeofthesweep i promise not to make another joke ever again.
seeking other bulge scientists for a big project! #nsfw
The tickling tendrils probe curiously for every nook and cranny they can find. It is beyond embarrassing. #nsfw
Human Biology Lesson #NSFW Edition. They grow body hair much more than trolls do, the intended design of which is to permit them to velcro together during coitus and deposit their seed.
@hereticalFiction #nsfw #bulgerating This is the first Bulge Rating in a few lights. I had to do what I could to get this particular troll's reading sorted out. Wendon has been a friend of the channel pretty much since the beginning when our first interactions were a lot more salacious than I was ever intending to get with any particular troll. I can assure you, however, that this does not give this user any particular preference from the standpoint of a curation. I am an unbiased reader for all who apply. With that in mind, remember that you can get your own bulge rating at the link below. h...Read more
I have learned that there are several plans in place to 'fix' me. You should first address your own issues. Bulge reviews are in the works right now. #nsfw
How am I supposed to care or dedicate resources to a #bulgetournament when I am still mourning my dear Zebruh? #nsfw
An imperial sponsored PSA: You have to clean your sheaths more regularly. Many of you should spend less time on Chittr, and more time in your ablution block. This isn't 'highblood propaganda.' It's basic hygiene. There are rustblock habhives that are overcrowded with better personal maintenance than even some of you ceruleans lounging on your velvet furniture pretending your fungal growth is a mutation. Warm water, antiseptic wash. Thoroughly, underneath as well. Additional hygiene: Clip your claws, brush your fangs, brush and as needed descale your horns. Your robes absorb smells too, even exp...Read more
My moonbase is unchanged. I have cleaned it since coming back. Selling a series of items to fund a project. If you personally sent any of this, you may have it back. I do not want it. Otherwise, I will be converting these into caegar. Knitted Scarves, a chipped ceramic mug with a poorly doodled bulge and the words '#1PANLISTENER' underneath, bootleg fiduspawn plushes, dozens of boardgames, bottles of perfume, cologne, dried flowers in resin, hand-carved puzzlebox that seems to be untouched. Also, disposing of my collection. #nsfw
༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been t...Read more
@aspiringPessimist #nsfw #bulgerating I forgot about posting this one! I got distracted with Nyrita's the other day... Forgive me highblood! I am no longer in my pod. #mypod so my readings may be worse! It has been a few days, so I figure I should put a little bit more effort into this particular bulge rating. As mentioned, bulge ratings going forward do get an image associated with general approval or disapproval of the bulge! Larkso here has definitely earned a positive rating from me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png :) Onto the bulge itself! Larkso's stats are as...Read more
The thought just crossed my mind that I've seen many of your bulges before your faces. #nsfw
https://forms.gle/DyiT6Rh745FmQAaX7 I am reopening my bulge readings. For the record, there are 3 trolls and 1 human I still owe a bulge reading to. These will come first. However, I would like to make sure we are all on the same page! This will be the only way I accept bulge reading requests unless I know you! If you don't like this format, then suck it! I have over 100 different DMs! Every time I wanna do a reading, I have to read through everyone! I want an automatically updating spreadsheet. #nsfw #bulgerating
Goregle. I need 760,000 caegar to pay off the Empress. How much can I sell pictures of myself for???? How much should I charge for bulge ratings???? Nearest J*b Application... #nsfw #nsfc
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/054e6fe35538.jpg #nsfw I guess
#nsfw hhehehehehheheheheh
Spin the bottle??? Hhheh. I can cheat. But I won't. #nsfw???
A reminder that my meionics don't work on the dead... That's... why they are useful to the Empire. Sorry brainghosts... #nsfw
@bummelBoogie #nsfw #bulgerating #hemoanon Nyrita has been good and patient. I am beyond thankful for the remainder of my current queue to have been so patient with me. It is an immutable fact that I have been slow! And Nyrita had an extra early request! I lost her in the queue, however. I did make a mistake! I tagged the wrong troll initially. Hheh. But uhm. We'll see them later. Unfortunately without my HuskHelm Stats: Strength: 7. Quite powerful! I'm pretty impressed. Pliability: 8. This is uhm. Pretty nice. Versatility without outright being overpowered by stiffer bulges. Lengt...Read more
@catastrophicGalaxy #nsfw #bulgerating First Bulge Rating where, uhm, not only can I see my target, but now, you all can see me. Dexter Vuzrei is a... Hhhh. They are Archetypical. She defines a certain strength. Dexter is a frightening and beautiful troll. This is reflected not only in her face but her bulge. I have been a little scared to make this reading... Uhm. Truth be told, you should count yourself lucky to be in the presence of such a troll! Stats: Strength: 8 Hhhfff. Pleasantly strong, but, expected at her coolness of blood. Pliability: 4 Excellent. Not too floppy...Read more
#dontdothattovriskafriday????? #NSFW????
#nsfw What is a handy if it's not stroking bulge with your stubs????????????????????????????????? am I??? wrong????
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Willow Graves @disturbedAperture The Infamous Photographer! We will be in her Red Room Tonight. #nsfw #bulgerating Heh. Willow has been undoubtedly patient with me! Even offering to do some icon work for me! HHh. Still looking at options on icons... But that has nothing to do with this! Hhh. She smells like... a memory being pulled from the void! Hhh. Silver, slightly alkaline or metallic. It's a good smell. A slight tang to it in the way that you might expect from old coins. She offers a unique humidity about herself too. Her secretions are particularly prone to aromatic evap...Read more
Attention: I made a mistake in my bulge ratings! @gratuitousAnnuity moves up *one* spot. Hhh. Sorry. It was a mistake on my part! This has been peer reviewed by someone I trust very much! Hheh. Won't happen again! Spreadsheets are new to me... #nsfw #bulgeratings
Petroa Apocap! @spiritualMotorist HHeh. Longtime coming too! #nsfw #bulgerating Blue Collar Bronze Blood Scuttlebuggy Mechanic... You already had to know his transmission was, uhm, in drive so to speak! She is quite the capable troll. Uhm, with hands and pan. It would seem that he is capable of acquiring things! But this doesn't matter for the rating. Maybe just. Advertising? Hhh. Petroa is exactly like all of those things you'd imagine! Uhm. Petroa has a healthy, motor oil-addled musk about her bulge! He has a sort of grease scent that can be easily attributed to uhm. You ...Read more
Let's start off with Posnah Muulax! @anxiousTautology My longest awaited troll! Hhheh. #nsfw #bulgerating You already know what it is! Let's get this out of the way! Strength: 6 (Respectable!) Pliability: 6 (Like I said, respectable!) Length: 7 (A long and thin bulge I imagine!) Girth: 4 (Hehehe.) X-Factor: 0? This is a run of the mill good bulge! You should be happy to know that Posnah is just a good, serviceable partner! A decent, pliable nook to go alongside the bulge, and both seem to have their own amount of experience! Smells of the warm radiation of a neon sign buzzing...Read more
CLOSING OFF BULGE REQUESTS UNTIL EITHER: #nsfw I FINISH MY CURRENT QUEUE OF 11 PUBLIC SOMEONE I REALLY THINK IS COOL ASKS FOR ONE OR UHM IFORGET I CLOSEDTHEM OFF
fightnight sounds likefun. Idlose. butmaybe ishouldorganize #bulgeolympics #nsfw!
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#nsfw imnowcapableofknots.
I have been asked to rank every bulge that I've done so far. #nsfw #bulgerating (Forgot to tag sorry for the double ping!) So. Going from Worst to Best. Hff. @bulgeCurator hhhfhffff @caliBorn it scared me. @technicallyTimaeus didnt actually have a bulge... @pulchritudePowerhouse mmmhumanbulges arekinda boring... @caligulasAquarium Sorry... Your bulge is cool... But I didn't like uhm. The taste really... @isolatedWreckage no hard feelings! I like it! I like all bulges!!!! @gratuitousAnnuity hhhhfuckyouwrothehhhh @heedlessCheapskate Cute! But I like. Uhm. biggerbulges. @gullibleColumn...Read more
@oleanderSupernova #nsfw #bulgerating Okay. This is technically my boss. Uhm. I have been promised I won't be reported for my involvement in this! What I should warn you about is Oleana does not get to proofread this at all! I do apologize but I would say that there is a high likelyhood that uhm. I like this review, and you don't. That's your problem. Oleana is a beautiful troll. She has a chic about her that isn't relative to this review. But uhm. I don'tknowwherelsetosaythisaboutmybosswithoutgettingfired. Hhehe. Onto the review! Her fragrance is that of sitrus berries... Hfff....Read more
As of now, my current Bulge Queue is 12 Public. 1 Private. These reviews will be shorter uhm. on average. Unless i find there to be somethingparticularly interesting! #nsfw
gettingsavedbypalindwhilewritingupbulgereviewshhehehehehe#nsfw
doyouhavedifferent #pronouns for your #bulge? #nsfw