

Freaky Gooner
@anonymousGooner
you know what i'm here for.

some boobs for the t|mel|ne :) bo|ng bo|ng

im tired of seeing cock and balls on the timeline vwhere the tits at. #nsfvw
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: laying on your back while they measure their bulge against your stomach taking amarker and crossing a line at every inch "shhh. its gonna be fiine. i know you can take it" a smile on their face the only thing you can do is laaugh and smile back before they slam themselves into you so hard you see stars ( #nsfw, measuring?, i dont really know if theres a proper term for this one, sorry, no quads mentioned, ambigious gender, could be yxxi, yaoi or yuri, archive rating: e ) ]
aaas... the Freaky Gooner... it is my SWORN DUTY. to stand before the feed and say that complaints about untagged porn are fair and true. any naysayers talking about sensitive snowflakes and wrigglers and pixels know not what they say... would you like to be exposed to freak shit you arent 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 (freaky) about? would you like a bulge pic sent your way from a stranger... i say no... always strive to be an #EthicalGooner and respect others and their wishes or you may be removed from the circlejerk... or worse... The Orgy. heh... #SomeOfYouDontDeserveNook #OrBulge #nsfw
being forced to look at an advertisement... unable to escape no matter what you do... running lap after lap on your computer to avoid it, only to wind right back where you started... at the homepage... boxed in by ads... forcing others to look at an advertisement and imagining their unending rage... to be the ring leader in their hatemance... keep downloading ad blockers... my ads don't care... there's no way out, Minotaur... Heh... #advertisement-kink #nsfw
eri x reader request y/n feeds eri gruel an then some #dubcon #beforanstylecullin #gruel #suggestivve #fincel #fincelplay #erixreader eri wwakes up from a roofie induced slumber to find himself shackled to a chair his immediate urge to panic momentarily subdued by the rush of a good lights sleep he allowws himself to relish in the sleepy aftergloww before his fight or flight senses creep in he goes from calm to agitated at the swwitch of a button thrashin about in his adult molt high chair like a fish out a wwater wwhich frankly isnt evven an analogy in the case a your favvorite semi aquatic chud its cruel reality settin in wwhy are you doin this to him huh "bud you gotta relax" you say enterin the pantry wwith feather light steps eris peristaltic movvements come to an abrupt halt as he wwhips his nub around to glare at you wwith irresistible prey eyes "this is for your owwn good i knoww you think you dont need this but trust me im doin you a favvor" you straddle the opposite chair an revveal a bowwl thats apparently been hidin under a tarpaulin on the dinin table the entire coddamn time eri cranes his neck to check out the bowwl wwhich brims wwith cement colored gruel gurglin as it pops an bubbles vviolently "thats gnarly i aint eatin that" eri says but his misgivvins fall on deaf hear holes because youre convvinced you knoww better an maybe youre right maybe you do knoww better you grab him by the butt chin an force his jaww open shovvin a heap a sputterin gruel into his chute "spitters are quitters" you coo plantin a hand ovver his chops so he cant hurl a loogey atcha he protests rockin back an forth but youvve got him strapped you let him tire himself out an once you see the bobbin a his hormone gland you let go sittin there all smug n shit "good boy" you pat the side a his sunken cheek here comes the second airplane theres been a change in him he swwallowws wwithout a struggle this time youvve managed to unearth some kind a subterranean gap moe he wwatches you pathetically browws furrowwed goop an spittle slimin his chin his bulbs shiny an wwet a string a snot dribbles dowwn his thin tremblin lips you feel somethin sickly stir inside you a twwisted desire to nurture at the sight a his flat belly an juttin ribs did i mention eri is shirtless cause yeah thats also a thin that definitely happened "wwell get you into shape dontcha wworry a real man knowws howw to eat chicks dont like guys wwho are all skin an bone"
D--->When the lowb100d nook so good it got you rethinking your beliefs. #nsfw
Is that...? It sure is. @caligulaAscendit @timaeusTestified#0414 @centaursTurmoil. #Fincel vs. #TheWhiteMonster. You'll never guess how this match ends. See more unscripted content like the #BoysNight #LiveStream on #PlushRump. Subscribers only.

so. kinda horny. need to knot someone. everyone knows the drill. volunteers. men. women. warning about the bites before. dont get mad i end up markin you. #nsfw
you may be surprised but i DESPISE... the trend of Dommy Men. i think if you are to "dominate" as a man, take it to LoL or the battlefield. read some troll aristotle... many of you lack the mental fortitude to not go face down rump up for these so called Dommy Men... heh... if you are to get Sexual as a man, perhaps consider taking it like one and by "it" i mean... heh... #nsfw
It was a dream come true to appear in #Jackass: Best and Last with the gang we all know and love. Catch me in #RobotRectalExam, giving it to Steve-O the way @timaeusTestified#0414 wishes he could. In theaters now.
the nasty truth is this, Goon Bunnies: you don't even know what i look like. there are people on this website that think i have a nearly 5 foot long bulge, but have never seen it. have never seen ME. tell me, Freaky Rabbits, what is my blood colour? and where do i live? what planet am i on? what colony am i part of? i could be your boyfriend. i could be your girlfriend. i could be your kismesis, moirail, third leaf, or matesprit. you wouldn't know. don't be so quick to judge... #yourkohaiiswatching #ThisIsntADirkPost #ButIMissHimAndThinkAboutHimAllTheTime. #DirkComeHome. #YourKohaiMissesYou.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Bathwww.ater isn't good enough 𝙸'm sell.ing my spit

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