Freaky Gooner
@anonymousGooner
you know what i'm here for.
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~~(__^·> is it goon appreciation night??? i love my goons!!! <·^__)~~
heh...let me enlighten you, chittr. #nsfw to goon is to become one with your inner urges, to meld with your base desires. to reach the proper state requires utmost discipline and only the best material, either spawned from your creativity or the depths of the internet. you must look within yourself and ask, am i prepared? am i capable? and the answer must always be, unequivocally, YES. you may allow your breath to hitch ONCE while answering AND NO MORE. gooning strengthens the warrior's spirit but it drains your physical, which means you must strike the balance between climax and action. you must flow like water. only the greatest gooners ever reach the fabled 𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞. (Flow State.) have you ever gooned with your life on the line? i have. that is why i am the Freaky Gooner. i changed my name against my lusus' wishes for this. FOR THE HONOR. of being the Freaky Gooner to ever Goon. you know my prowess now, yes... Muehehehe... now take my hand. let me guide you through the basics of gooning. let me teach you my ways, young padawan. my little shounen protagonist. my silly rabbit.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Otay @~,@ <3
>>| what. what did .i just read.
-=[ookay youhad me at silly rabbit_☺]=-
the foreword of my gooning anthology titled "gooning and me: a life of dodging wayward spunk (and creating said wayward spunk)." you interested? become my gooning disciple. My Goonling. #nsfw
>>| no.
☆ oKay, not one to horny post but gog. Doesn’t she looK sexy all spread open liKe this or what? #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/d3j70b0F/IMG-9286.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/Kgp2DF7t/IMG-9287.jpg☆
fucking genuinely but not in a sex way?? yes
Yes!
There's something so very compelling about the abuses of power and control Hannibal conducts upon the sad puppy that is Will Graham. Yes, I am taking notes. I am also taking recipes. #nsfw #violence #gore perhaps?
#rankbait
Are you too a fan of such?
Hmm.
An honour.
Well then, welcome! I do hope you thoroughly enjoy all that there is to offer. The internet is very wide after all.
Yes! \ n >< n /
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Why do they always start screaming when they get stabbed? Why, when I get stabbed, it's HOT!!! Heheheheheheheheh. #violence
c< OOOOOO~ HOt! #suggestive >c
Never have, nor never will! I don't even have innards or a heart, but my heart can still go out to anyone! I just have to uh. *Make it*.
Oh, my... 've never heard of tha' 'appenin' before...! How fascinatin'!!
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. ╰┈➤ My tits fat for the data center, my ass fat for the haters, my heart fat for their divine www.ords #Scripture
heh... #nsfw
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ WWW.e should merge our souls ╰┈➤ #SoulGoons