Freaky Gooner
@anonymousGooner
you know what i'm here for.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFWWW. https://file.garden/agS5WWW.www.zKlhVH5a2r/Untitled35_20260518231455.png
muehehehe...
W GOONS.
fuck. fuck. fuck. i have to lay low. Goo kings. we're not safe here. follow me to the Goon Lair.
SHIT. *GOONLINGS. I WANT NO GOO KINGS UNDER THIS CHITT!!!
#idea-stealing-kink #miscommunication #rpf #toxic-yaoi #orange #nsfw RPF RULES!!! don't share with the original people!!! don't like don't read!!! ORANGE FIC. THERE WILL BE NO PART 2. make that if you want that... heh... Freak, Out. ------------------------------------------- zabrak's pusher pounded with jealousy and hatred as he saw the chitts flow in. cronus' ask box, always full to bursting of inquisitive and dashing askers, was overflowing once again. "are you having another movie night?" he responded affirmatively, and detailed the plans. no. this would not stand. HE would not let this stand. zabrak's prongs were faster than his pan and he posted the chitt without warning. he was already out the door and into the fading night before he could see cronus' response because he just didn't care. he needed this guy gone. NOW. to steal the wind from his sails was a death sentence. meanwhile, smoking on his balcony, cronus fiddled with his palmhusk, which let out the melodic sounds of crooners and jazz as rain fell. a fog had rolled in, creating a moody, humid atmosphere. how he wished to have someone to kiss and fondle. chasing spider webs and fat tail was leading him nowhere, and he was getting even more desperate than usual. suddenly, the front door slammed as it was kicked down. he turned, but he was too late. with incredible speed, zabrak smashed through the glass doors and pounced on cronus. the metal bars dug into his backside, ringing with the impact. his pack of marlboro reds shot out of his pocket and down to the ground, but he couldn't lament this loss just yet. "YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!" zabrak screamed, grabbing cronus by his popped collar. coy as ever, cronus chuckled and asked, "whaddya mean...baby?" with a curious smoulder on his face. through his white shirt, zabrak could feel his pusher running like a racebuggy, his entire body tense like he was prepared to run at any moment. "shut up." zabrak punched him across his face, knocking the cigarette out of his mouth. cronus paused in that position, letting out a held breath before turning back to him. the violet mark on the side of his face looked like it belonged there the whole time. so perfect. NO!!! this was for movie night. THIS WAS FOR HIS FRIENDS!!! zabrak went for another punch, but it landed somewhere else instead of his face. cronus had caught his fist in his hand all smooth like. "g-ghk! how...?!" "heh," cronus said, "nobody...puts me in the corner..." over his palmhusk speakers, troll peggy lee started playing. slowly, cronus reached up to zabraks hair, solid hands cradling the back of his crown, then gripping a fistful of hair. zabrak was frozen in shock. the rain kept falling. "you're invited to movie night," he whispered, moving in. "anytime, baby." zabrak's face flushed purple before he wrenched himself away from the seadweller. "n-no! i...i have a matespirit!" "then hate me. you have a place in your pusher for that." "i can't keep doing this." zabrak rushed out, glass crunching under his shoes as he left. cronus slumped down to the ground, letting out a laugh. he fished through his sylladex for the second box of marlboros and lit another cigarette. just another lonely night... but for just a moment... maybe... there could have been one less lonely boy...
X @abjectDetermination yo someone’s being weird about you x
@casanovaArmada I'm going to assume this is about you.
this is hell.
first time i hawve no vwords. damn.
Lmao??? I got fanfic now? L3t2 fucking go
You’re officially famous.
not bad, not bad at all.
whack lmfao
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DUUUDE.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am very .execited to host! @~@
I don'7 know why I assumed you hos7ed go7h nigh7. I had 7oo much hope for you.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ You www.eep in the presence of my glory
some boobs for the t|mel|ne :) bo|ng bo|ng
[~~ $ Baby~ $ ~~] t$k, listen up doll, ya loOkin real' nice..!~
oh okay shore, and full bush for absolutely free!
well yA thAts pArt of the AppeAl |s the bush!!!
gorgeous!
woa... #yearning
nhhhg.,,,.,. h-holy.,,.,. i-i Can't believe i misseD this.,,.
im tired of seeing cock and balls on the timeline vwhere the tits at. #nsfvw
| post them l|ke All the t|me :) here |ll repost just for you
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ concept: laying on your back while they measure their bulge against your stomach taking amarker and crossing a line at every inch "shhh. its gonna be fiine. i know you can take it" a smile on their face the only thing you can do is laaugh and smile back before they slam themselves into you so hard you see stars ( #nsfw, measuring?, i dont really know if theres a proper term for this one, sorry, no quads mentioned, ambigious gender, could be yxxi, yaoi or yuri, archive rating: e ) ]
꒦꒷ it is not that big
...this cooulda been me and him
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ oohh hi youre the brat ive seen, of course youd like this ]
first of all do not 8e mean to him he’s perfect second of all that’s what playing pretend is for
꒦꒷ #ok #willdo
∞f c∞urse I'd-- 😠 what's that supp∞sed t∞ mean?! ><
Yeah alrright, ta ferr this one.
yeAgh
me and who
aaas... the Freaky Gooner... it is my SWORN DUTY. to stand before the feed and say that complaints about untagged porn are fair and true. any naysayers talking about sensitive snowflakes and wrigglers and pixels know not what they say... would you like to be exposed to freak shit you arent 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 (freaky) about? would you like a bulge pic sent your way from a stranger... i say no... always strive to be an #EthicalGooner and respect others and their wishes or you may be removed from the circlejerk... or worse... The Orgy. heh... #SomeOfYouDontDeserveNook #OrBulge #nsfw
Thank you for weighing in on this matter, it really helps to see an eckspert inVolVed.
i'm glad my word could be taken so seriously... heh... sometimes i think i only post for my Goonlings and not for the greater gooning field...! of which i want to break into............. #GoonUniversity
Wese gôt a ping frôm the #EthicaŁGôôner tag... This ain't what wese was expectin', but wese suppôse wese agreese.
i'll always appreciate y'all. you confused goons. you beautiful two. Leave me behind you. You can't be brought here. Thisi ns't a place of honour I Am No Ethical Goon, not compared to you two. Be free.................
Tch. ôneuh these nights wese'ŁŁ recŁaim ôur wôrd, then where'ŁŁ yôuse be? Maybe "gôônin'" wiŁŁ becôme "prôspectin'" ôr sômethin'.
FORTY-TWO?! #creamfest
c< MHM! aNd He KNOws HOw 2 use it! >c
c< Hes really fucKiN gOOd witH it >c
it seems as though many did not know this was an orgy... i have kept tabs on it since it was first announced. sad Goonless Rabbits saunter into traps and lose their legs... in other news, i have much to write about cream and piping... heh... #creamfest
muehehehe...
c0me cream with us https://msparp.chat/creamfest# #nsfw #creamfest
being forced to look at an advertisement... unable to escape no matter what you do... running lap after lap on your computer to avoid it, only to wind right back where you started... at the homepage... boxed in by ads... forcing others to look at an advertisement and imagining their unending rage... to be the ring leader in their hatemance... keep downloading ad blockers... my ads don't care... there's no way out, Minotaur... Heh... #advertisement-kink #nsfw
THIS IS. A CHITT.
Huh.
Well THATS new
This is a new ⚣ne f⚣r me i'm n⚣t g⚣nna lie. Thank y⚣u f⚣r br⚣adening my h⚣riz⚣ns
## 7here's a kink for 7ha7??????? Ac7ually, why am I even asking. Of COURSE 7here is.
eri x reader request y/n feeds eri gruel an then some #dubcon #beforanstylecullin #gruel #suggestivve #fincel #fincelplay #erixreader eri wwakes up from a roofie induced slumber to find himself shackled to a chair his immediate urge to panic momentarily subdued by the rush of a good lights sleep he allowws himself to relish in the sleepy aftergloww before his fight or flight senses creep in he goes from calm to agitated at the swwitch of a button thrashin about in his adult molt high chair like a fish out a wwater wwhich frankly isnt evven an analogy in the case a your favvorite semi aquatic chud its cruel reality settin in wwhy are you doin this to him huh "bud you gotta relax" you say enterin the pantry wwith feather light steps eris peristaltic movvements come to an abrupt halt as he wwhips his nub around to glare at you wwith irresistible prey eyes "this is for your owwn good i knoww you think you dont need this but trust me im doin you a favvor" you straddle the opposite chair an revveal a bowwl thats apparently been hidin under a tarpaulin on the dinin table the entire coddamn time eri cranes his neck to check out the bowwl wwhich brims wwith cement colored gruel gurglin as it pops an bubbles vviolently "thats gnarly i aint eatin that" eri says but his misgivvins fall on deaf hear holes because youre convvinced you knoww better an maybe youre right maybe you do knoww better you grab him by the butt chin an force his jaww open shovvin a heap a sputterin gruel into his chute "spitters are quitters" you coo plantin a hand ovver his chops so he cant hurl a loogey atcha he protests rockin back an forth but youvve got him strapped you let him tire himself out an once you see the bobbin a his hormone gland you let go sittin there all smug n shit "good boy" you pat the side a his sunken cheek here comes the second airplane theres been a change in him he swwallowws wwithout a struggle this time youvve managed to unearth some kind a subterranean gap moe he wwatches you pathetically browws furrowwed goop an spittle slimin his chin his bulbs shiny an wwet a string a snot dribbles dowwn his thin tremblin lips you feel somethin sickly stir inside you a twwisted desire to nurture at the sight a his flat belly an juttin ribs did i mention eri is shirtless cause yeah thats also a thin that definitely happened "wwell get you into shape dontcha wworry a real man knowws howw to eat chicks dont like guys wwho are all skin an bone"
#TEAMROCKET APPEAL REQUEST. I AM OPEN TO PUTTING ERIDAN IN HIS RIGHTFUL ROLE OF BITCHED GRUEL RECIPIENT. AND WORKING TOGETHER. TO FUNNEL FEED HIM LIKE A FOIE GRAS GOOSE. OR WHATEVER OTHER TORTUROUS SAWTRAP VERSION OF BEFORAN CULLING. HIS GENIUS THINKSPONGE CAN CONJURE. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR RECIPE. IF HIS GLOBES GET ANY BIGGER. THEY WILL OUTGROW MINE. AND I’LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO MURDERSUICIDE US.
⚣h w⚣w
i basically already do this rustie. havwe you seen vwhat they put in those nuggies? its all just cluckfovwl slush cooked into vwhat can barely qualify as solid food. if you wvanna masticate for him and feed him like a baby bird, thosere your shackles to vwear #cvw-sufferer-allusion. best i i can do for you is wvorkshop his ramblings into something more usable.
im not actin out this request just cancel the wwhole thin an throww it awway i fucked up big time also dont you dare speak ill a the nuggies cro
YOU CAN’T BACK OUT NOW. I JUST SPENT ALL NIGHT. DISTRACTED BY MY DUTIES. THINKING OF THE SAD FUCKUP. RUINOUS ENOUGH TO DEMAND THE EFFORTS OF TWO CULLERS. DID YOU KNOW. THERE’S A BEFORAN MANGA ABOUT THAT.
DISTRACTED FROM*. YOU SEE THE WRETCHED STATE I FIND MYSELF IN.
theres nothin you can say thatll convvince me to alloww one a you coddlin cretins to hold me dowwn wwhile the other stuffs my chute full a gruel wwhat if i accidentally get a squiggly
THAT'S FOR YOUR CULLER TO WORRY ABOUT.
HHHH. I HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.
many like to goon, but do not like the gooner... much to consider... #nsfw
six hour orgy... hhnnnnhhhhhgggghhhh #nsfw #MamaLikes
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Jesus human Christ I stop paying attention to this guy for once and he’s doing insane shit again
man take this shit dowwn
Don't forget to document what happened directly after this was taken.
#SubscribersOnly. Gotta preserve the mystique.
i just n0ticed the piss
Computer, enhance. \></
so. kinda horny. need to knot someone. everyone knows the drill. volunteers. men. women. warning about the bites before. dont get mad i end up markin you. #nsfw
--- |oh I really want that I've never taken a knot before but I'm under observation and that's definitely not allowed| _____
you may be surprised but i DESPISE... the trend of Dommy Men. i think if you are to "dominate" as a man, take it to LoL or the battlefield. read some troll aristotle... many of you lack the mental fortitude to not go face down rump up for these so called Dommy Men... heh... if you are to get Sexual as a man, perhaps consider taking it like one and by "it" i mean... heh... #nsfw
you may certainly try... just know many will be damned by this action... muehehe...