Savien
@absentmindedComputerist
## Jus7 ano7ther guy 7rying 7o make i7 7il 7he nex7 nigh7. ## He/him, fucking obviously. ## Askbox: https://forms.gle/Uf327jx3tWwfj5oR7
//Right. I guess I should make an OOC introduction post, but it won't be in the usual Homestuck format, sorry. Savien Valigv is my new trollsona, goes by he/him. He's got the troll equivalent of ADHD, so he will have occasional short-term memory issues. He's very much a "Knight in sour armor" and pretty much an asshole to everyone, unless they aren't rude and/or being annoying on purpose. Despite knowing everything is horrible on Alternia, he will fight tooth and nail for those he cares about, assuming that a troll (or otherwise) can befriend him in the first place. He doesn't like his surname very much, considering it to be stupid, so he just... never uses it, especially not on Chittr.
## Wha7 7he hell do I even say half 7he 7ime???????
8=l < Start with hello and go from there
[???] Drop down your deadit card number, the expiration date, and the cute little three numbers on the back is a greater start.
Say what your pusher WANTS to say, Wriggler Boy! (CROWD CHEER!)
## 7hinking abou7 logging 7he hell off of 7rollian and never using i7 again af7er my las7 conversa7ion. No, I don'7 wanna 7alk abou7 i7.
//Gonna do a bit of a retcon here, since a friend had a better suggestion and I felt that his name was too similar to Sollux's. It's now Savien instead of Solien.
## 7his si7e is finnicky some7imes. Somehow I managed 7o click "ha7e" while 7he si7e was scrolling ALLLLLLL 7he way back up. If I ever undo a reac7ion, i7's because of 7ha7.
## Someone asked: "where's your fishy boyfriend" Good ques7ion, if a bi7 personal. I haven'7 seen any 7race of Dalgon recen7ly. He's no7 on Chi77r from wha7 I can see, ei7her.
## Here we go. #ask-savien is officially LIVE. Please 7ry no7 7o be 7oo weird.
## Does anyone know how 7o make one of 7hose askboxes? I mean, I don'7 exac7ly WAN7 7o, bu7 given 7he fac7 7ha7 some assholes in memospace seem 7o know a lo7 abou7 me already... migh7 as well sa7isfy your curiosi7y.
8=0 < Solien!
8=l < Make an account on Goregle and 100k up Goregle forms, easy to figure it out from there!
၄⋆၃ i find trolls that disxriminate based on gender even sillier when they are from my timeline bexause we all have the same sexual features our anatomy is mostly identixal i mean we only started really using gendered pronouns and assigning words genders after we got axxess to human media and xulture like dot dot dot 15 to 16 sweeps ago i wasnt even hatxhed yet henxe why ive grown up around the words and phrases humans use as well as alternian xulture alternia suxked up human xulture like a nasty little sponge and here we are today now there is rampant issues with trolls that xhoose to be men hating on trolls that xhoose to be women and vixe versa its exhausting and obnoxious just snog and make up
## Spi7e is a hell of a mo7iva7or. 7ha7's all I've go77a say.
## Really wanna go 7o cupe righ7 now, bu7 I'm s7uck 7hinking abou7 7his pre77y fuchsia bas7ard again...
## Yaoi day, huh? I could be persuaded 7o 7ake par7 in 7ha7, for however much longer i7 las7s...
## I 7hink I'm... ac7ually happy, for once in a long 7ime.
//Right. I guess I should make an OOC introduction post, but it won't be in the usual Homestuck format, sorry. Savien Valigv is my new trollsona, goes by he/him. He's got the troll equivalent of ADHD, so he will have occasional short-term memory issues. He's very much a "Knight in sour armor" and pretty much an asshole to everyone, unless they aren't rude and/or being annoying on purpose. Despite knowing everything is horrible on Alternia, he will fight tooth and nail for those he cares about, assuming that a troll (or otherwise) can befriend him in the first place. He doesn't like his surname very much, considering it to be stupid, so he just... never uses it, especially not on Chittr.
## I may have jus7 made a serious mis7ake. I was 7hrea7ened wi7h violence if I didn'7 7ake some s7range puppe7 guy's deal and now I'm supposed 7o go 7o a "7rash Zone".