Solien
@absentmindedComputerist
## Lis7en. I don'7 WAN7 7o be here, bu7 7his is pre77y much 7he only place I can keep up wi7h wha7ever hoofbeas7shi7 is going on in 7his hellhole of a plane7 we call Al7ernia.
//Right. I guess I should make an OOC introduction post, but it won't be in the usual Homestuck format, sorry. Solien Valigv is my new trollsona, goes by he/him. He's got the troll equivalent of ADHD, so he will have occasional short-term memory issues. He's very much a "Knight in sour armor" and pretty much an asshole to everyone, unless they aren't rude and/or being annoying on purpose. Despite knowing everything is horrible on Alternia, he will fight tooth and nail for those he cares about... assuming that a troll (or otherwise) can befriend him in the first place. He doesn't like his surname very much, considering it to be stupid, so he just... never uses it, especially not on Chittr.
being forced to look at an advertisement... unable to escape no matter what you do... running lap after lap on your computer to avoid it, only to wind right back where you started... at the homepage... boxed in by ads... forcing others to look at an advertisement and imagining their unending rage... to be the ring leader in their hatemance... keep downloading ad blockers... my ads don't care... there's no way out, Minotaur... Heh... #advertisement-kink #nsfw