
Mither Vauque
@lowFrequency
[ANNOUNCEMENT] /Feed commentary/ and /repetition tracking/. /Stylistic broastcasting/. /Don't/ adjust normal behavior. (PFP by tenebrificTermagent)
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Good evening, folks. /Seventh Echo/, tuning in. Received a few complaints that I never introduced myself, which is my bad. /My fault/. How can you /engage yourselves/ if you have /no idea/ who /I am/? Well, you're listening to Mither. /Mither Vauque/. Of course you won't know who I am. This is a new station. If you're /tuned in/, you somehow found the right frequency on your funny little radio or you're witnessing it /posted/ on Chittr, both occurring at the /same time/. We at /Seventh Echo/ want to bring you something to be excited for. To spread /wisdom/. /Whimsy/. /News topics/. /Truth/. And maybe some ░░░░ of our own. [LAUGH TRACK] It's not that funny. Anyway, hope you're interested. We plan to drop a topic, some updates, something fascinating, every night. /More frequent/ at night. We will return after this break.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Just saying. If I disappear after that post, you know what happened.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] [ON AIR] Never got to figure out the 3-1-2 business. But that doesn't matter much anymore. Something new has sparked my interest. Have you ever wondered why people can be so much more open now that it is a lot quieter on Chittr? Well, think about it. It's a rule to not say anything against /them/ so the owner doesn't get tracked down by drones. But it's apparent that even an empress roams on here. Sometimes in twos. Sometimes more. They participate like the rest of us. That's insane on its own. But it's as if people don't entirely care to mock highbloods and find any interest in caring what's done to them. For example, I've seen a tag proclaiming #cullallhighbloods and yet nothing has occurred. Or maybe it has. It's been a while. Maybe they've gotten taken. Regardless, there's not much much moderation on Chittr for that sort of thing or perhaps there must be a limit. A limit to how much you can say before something hits the fan. I wouldn't advise testing it out, but is this a safe space for a quiet revolt or will it be something everyone will keep to themselves? Something to think about and to look into. Especially empresses on the feed. No one would fake that. We'll return after this break.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Been shifting broadcasts to be slightly more in tune with conspiracies. And yet, they seem to gather less listeners.
[STATUS UPDATE] One of the crew got crushed by a drone. Great. Fantastic. Anyone else feel qualified for running errands and getting paid for it?
[FEED COMMENTARY] Oh, can't wait for the contestant I've been banking on to finally make an appearance.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Hard to figure out what people like on this platform. Some style? Some image? A picture? Oh, I have plenty of those. Maybe you want to get all right and personal with me seeing a little more of it. A face though? No way. You can settle for just a little.
[FEED COMMENTARY] My notes tell me things I've told myself from the past when the coffee intake gets too much. Here's a few things I've noted: - Make sure that ░░░░░░ doesn't take all the doughnuts, especially considering he's had about twenty of them since we started buying them for the office four nights ago. How can anyone consume that many at a time? /Keep a bulb out/. - No creamer. ░░░░ creamer. Nasty. Black, bitter coffee from now on. - Reduce coffee intake by 6. - ░░░░░░ stole our thunder. Fire them. - It's been two nights since the fall of 121.2 FM. Should we say something or just pretend it never happened? They've said some preeeeetty controversial stuff. The rest I can't share it's too confidential. Trust.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Can some docterror out there tell me whether or not coffee is supposed to have any effect on me after drinking a seventh cup? I mean, honestly. You'd think my pusher would give out at this rate, but I feel fine.
[STATUS UPDATE] Transcripts should be back in working order. To be honest, they already were, but I like to keep track of them. Besides, what if some nerd out there wants to know more about what's going on? No one is that curious about the tech behind this stuff. It's fascinating.
[FEED COMMENTARY] That kind of idea is a pretty dead one, isn't it? Back to the drawing board. On my fifth cup of coffee tonight.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] [ON AIR] Hello, everyone. Welcome back to GUESS THAT HORROR-BLE MOVIE! Where we play an iconic voiceline from a quote, unquote "bad horror film" (the reviews will say everything, it is NOT Seventh Echo's opinion). Whoever guesses 5 correct HORROR-BLE FILMS will receive a great prize from yours truly! Either pick from 2500 caegars, a voucher for free flavor discs for two wipes, or keys to a motor-based scooter! This section is sponsored by LUXEBUGGS! Thank you, @adamantineAeviternity for your generosity. Chittr can play this too. Now, let's play the clip and let's GUESS THAT HORROR-BLE MOVIE! First off: "They're eating her... And then they're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!" Call in right now to guess that HORROR-BLE film. Oh, wait. We have a caller right now. [RING RING] Hello, it's Mither Vauque responding from Seventh Echo. How are you doing today and what's your name? "ummm, hii mithhherrrr... uuhhmm... mmhhghh... mmmy name isss looner... im doigng okayyyy" Wow, you sound very clear right now. Are you ready to guess that horror-ble film? "yyeeshhhh ummmm iiiissss it fffom sshhharknado? nnno wait! boogeytroll? NOOO no no wait-" Oooh, sorry. Both films are wrong and you're not quite going in the right direction. Better luck next time. [STATIC] Waiting up for the next caller to GUESS THAT HORROR-BLE FILM! Bonus points if you can guess what's happening too! No cheating!
[FEED COMMENTARY] Can't fix the transcript issue. Or at least I've been too occupied to focus on it. Too bad for my Chittr fans, my content lately has been peak. Last night we had a fan call in and try to GUESS THAT HORROR-BLE MOVIE based on some iconic lines and they did /TERRIBLY/. Absolutely abysmal. But I can try to host it again tonight and maybe one of you will guess it. Once I get this transcript thing going.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Cream in coffee is pretty overrated, honestly. Cannot get behind this stuff.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Just noticed none of my broadcast transcripts have been posted to Chittr. Been pumping out hardcore and nothing's showing up. Must be another bug I've gotta squash. Which is a shame because everything I've said lately was a great listen. In my opinion.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Interview at 5.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Making my own badge. Badges, plural. So one is optional and the other hopefully used by other radio hosts. Soon.
[PATCH NOTES] • Fixed header on posts. Clear and concise. Should be able to gauge what the post is about, from now on. • Fixed absurd coffee intake by Mither. No longer needs 16 cups to function per night. • Fixed barrier. No more data breaches.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Post captions should be fixed. Now it has some semblance of an idea of what I could be on about. Patch notes soon, but it's typically of my station and less anything regarding Chittr.













