
Mither Vauque
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[ANNOUNCEMENT] /Feed commentary/ and /repetition tracking/. /Stylistic broastcasting/. /Don't/ adjust normal behavior.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Producer suggested a mass-following. That sounds annoying. Who would ever mass-follow a ton of people? Sounds like a waste of time. Unless I get a bot?
[FEED COMMENTARY] We're so fucking back, chat.
[POSITIVE UPDATE] Great news. They found me. I have been stuck in a closet in the basement for 4 nights. Please /do not/ ask me /what I did/ to /survive/ for /so long/.
[UPDATE] No sign of Mither.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] We've come with horrible news. Yes, you've heard it right. Horrible news. This isn't Mither. It's the producer. We aren't sure where he is or who he is with, but if you have any details on his whereabouts, contact the station. We will air live of what you know. Please help us find Mither Vauque. This has been Seventh Echo. Good night.
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[BROADCAST COMMENTARY] Lately been having some interference. Anyone else have this issue on the radio?
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[COMMENTARY] Whoops. Got a word from our producer. The auto-censorship being off is a bug. That may affect some viewership.
[???] Oh baby, we are kicking it into /gear/. Fuck yes.
[???] We had a realization. We are going to do big things once we gain more traction. We might even do something bold, spontaneous. We want to do something that will give Mither a good name. Until half or more of the population knows him by name. Positive or negative? Who knows? First of all, we've got to get rid of this ░░░░ing stupid ░░░ filter we have no ░░░░ing idea how to get rid of. It kills our audience inside a little.
[COMMENTARY] Producer suggested I should write fanfics and share it. We're going one step forward and falling five steps back.
[COMMENTARY] Producer gave me a story on random murders happening specifically around a forest-y area. Sketchy. Would make /amazing/ views. But people would just fear for their lives, not /gain/ entertainment... Unless I become one of those true crime podcasters. Oh yeah.
[FEED COMMENTARY] I hardly talk NSFW or #Suggestive on the feed because it'll ruin my status, but someone called me 'a pathetic, little ░░░░░' and I'm not sure how to feel about it. /Truly/.
[FEED COMMENTARY] (Flirting): Can I ask to broadcast you and then accidentally publicly humiliate you on air?
[???] Hm, what to do, what to do. I've already burned away many scripts. All of them were propaganda. Who wants to listen to the forty-second propagandist post? No one, that's who. Another was about McGrub yet again. Another was about how matching socks is out of the norm now. The ideas... they've never been lost on me like this before. Something is up.
[COMMENTARY] Someone accused me, Mither, of being a fraud. How dare they? What would lead me into being a fraud? I've shown my entire personality on broadcast. You've seen all /this/ unfiltered, baby.
[FEED COMMENTARY] You're in her DMs. THEY'RE in her DMs. /I'M/ IN HER /DMS/. Is there anyone else who is in her DMs that I should know about?
[FEED COMMENTARY] Other than some... ░░░░ing teal who caught me in a terrible time, the DMs of Mither are dry and agonisingly boring. This is your chance to swoop in.


