Mither Vauque
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[ANNOUNCEMENT] /Feed commentary/ and /repetition tracking/. /Stylistic broastcasting/. /Don't/ adjust normal behavior.
[NOW LISTENING] May I be of use? May I steal the bruise from your own stash and place it inside my cage?
[???] No, shut up. We're causing a scene. No, that's not right. We're making it happen.
[???] Mither, Mither, Mither. What have you gotten into now?
[BROADCAST ENTRY] We at Seventh Echo want to humbly apologise for Mither's recent outburst. Aka my recent outburst. Not sure if you kept up with any patch notes, but my coffee intake has not been kept up with. It has been /dealt with/. In other news, we are now going to have a hashtag! No one suggested this, it's our own decision, but we want you all to be updated on all broadcasts. Consider following the #SeventhEcho hashtag to see all future broadcasts. We are not putting a hashtag for our /feed commentary/, because that's just Mither's thoughts. As in /my thoughts/. While we're at it, consider shooting us a question of sorts if you wish. We'd love to see what you have for us and hey, you'll get featured on the next broadcast. Stay tuned.
[FEED COMMENTARY] A lot of juicy stuff going on the feed. What to cover first, I reckon...
[FEED COMMENTARY] Remember this, note of the day: Let them starve. All they want is to take what you own bit by bit. If you hand it to them in an attempt at \selflessness/, they will grow greedier. They will /want/ \more\. They will /leave you/ with /nothing/. Let \them\ /starve/.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. z0mething tt0 c0nzider. [END MESSAGE]
[FEED COMMENTARY] Mither is feeling all sorts of hateful on this fine Saturday evening.
[FEED COMMENTARY] We will dutifully make corrections posthaste.
[CHANNEL UPDATE] [PATCH NOTES] I'm not sure what errors occurred before, but rest assured, we're working it out. The following bugs have been patched since the channel's recent crisis: • Fixed a bug where the team may have acted in a hivemind. No longer possible to receive comments relating to such. • Fixed a bug where some of our curse words were NOT censored. That ruins our image. Rest assured, we have fixed this since. • Fixed a bug where Mither would freak out without his morning coffee. Well, not totally fixed. More like they're intending to make sure I've had my coffee. Thanks for tuning in. We hope to broadcast soon.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthank y0u f0r tthe n0tez. g00d 1uck with receiving y0ur c0ffee in a ttime1y manner. [END MESSAGE]
[FEED COMMENTARY] Teal-blooded freaks DNI.
[CORRECTION NOTICE] Mither isn't the issue. We found the issue.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] HOLY ░░░░. HOLY ░░░░. ░░░░ YOU. AND ░░░░ /YOU\. YOU'RE ALL ░░░░ING /MAD\. YOU BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU'RE TOLD. /ABSOLUTE\. ░░░░ING. /IDIOTS\. WHO THE ░░░░ EVEN /IS\ MITHER? DO /YOU\ BELIEVE ANYTHING HE ░░░░ING SAYS? YOU'RE /CRAZY\. /ALL\ /OF\ /YOU\. WORTHLESS PIECES OF ░░░░. /STOP\ YOUR /MADNESS\ /IMMEDIATELY\.
now Yoч;re bein crчel for nothing ;( last time i;ll ever lend mY pчsher oчt for Yoч </3
[NEGATIVE FEEDBACK] IT /WAS\ YOU. YOU LEFT US IN /THE DARK\. YOU /SPIDER\ /FREAK\. ONE-HORNED /IMBECILE\.
[FEED COMMENTARY] The amount of people who are into getting /kidnapped/ is /concerning/.
[BROADCAST ENTRY CONT.] On that note, if you're looking to ask us your most /pressing questions/, /sponsors/, or anything /you/ /want/, we have an /ask form/ ourselves. https://forms.gle/os4C2SmakcznCHpX9 Let us know.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Mither here. In tonight's news, it seems like getting kidnapped is what's been happening lately. We're sure you know exactly of what to do in this situation and that is lock all of your doors, your windows, keep a /weapon/ close /by/, and make sure /nothing/ gets in. We aren't sure if these kidnappers are all apart of a collective, but what we do know is that currently a /number of trolls/, not /aliens/, are the ones who are getting taken. From their /hives/ or /otherwise/. We recommend staying with a /trusted buddy/ or /sic/ your /lusus onto them/. We also recommend /slaughter/. But we don't recommend /staying out/ while this is happening. We at Seventh Echo would like for you to be safe. Stay safe out there, folks.
[FEED COMMENTARY] Miss me? Course you did. I'm Mither.
Mother Vauquer I Am Going To Sleep, But I Saw This Right Before I Put Down My Palmhusk. Goodlight. :>
[REFERENCE] Your judgement is as your existence. /Unsubstantial/.
[BROADCAST ENTRY] Guys. Gals. Pals. /Wake up/. They're feeding you a seven course meal of lies and you're eating it right up, as if you don't understand there's more to it than what meets the eye. They're poisoning the /food/. They're poisoning the /water supply/. If you understood what was really going on behind the scenes you'd go up in arms, you'd /protest/, you'd /rain hellfire/. But the televisions are panwashing you. You believe they're telling you something entirely different when they're programmed to run the same channel in different scenarios, sequences, and within your levels of interest so you know /none the wiser/. Wake. /Up/. Notice /the pattern/. Watch the chef make your food from start to finish when it's plated up before consuming it. Unless you're in it for the surprise, /the thrill/. But they'd do something to you too. Eventually. This has been Mither. See you soon.
[???] We aren't going to have a problem. We aren't going to have to get Houston involved, are we? Stay /on the line/.
