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[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 3:] Costar Treign @surlyTabloid <[Costar comes from us from the bustle of his own office. Dissatisfied with his job writing for the NEWS, he decided to take the wheel and start his OWN journey, getting in WILD SITUATIONS on the way! Don’t be misguided by his alleged repertoire of writing skills — he is a CHUD (Cjobless Hhivedwelling Uinternet Dentrepreneur). Keep an eye on him. He’ll rule the game with an iron fist! LITERALLY! Hopefully!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your background. What's your life story?] ST: OH, I’M JUST A NEWS GUY, Y’KNOW? I USED TO WORK FOR BIG EMPIRE NEWS DIRECTORS, BUT WE GOT INTO SOME ARGUMENTS SO I MADE MY OWN COMPANY, LLT, WHERE I “WORK” NOW. WE “WORK” SOMETIMES, I GUESS. MAINLY WATCH GRUBTUBE AND SOMEHOW GET INTO ANTICS NOW AND THEN? THAT’S ALL THAT’S NOTEWORTHY. TA: What kind of Antics, if you don't mind me asking? ST: THE ANNOYING KIND, LIKE OLD COWORKERS LOOKING FOR ME. THE BAD, UNSPEAKABLE KIND, LIKE DROPPING FOOD ON THE FLOOR. JUST THE OTHER WIPE I WAS IN A STORM THAT TOOK OUT AN ISOLATED SUBGRUB. WAS STUCK IN A CAVE FOR A WHILE. [If you could choose to travel to ANY PART OF THE WORLD, where would it be and why?] ST: YEESH, THAT’S TOUGH. ‘CUPE? FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. THERE’S NOT MUCH OUTSIDE THE OFFICE I NEED TO DO. [How certain are you that you'll survive the game? Why?] ST: I’M NOT CERTAIN OF MUCH, BUT I’VE SURVIVED A LOT OF STUFF THAT SOMEHOW HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. I’M CONFIDENT. [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three! You've got to keep your bulbs peeled and your mettle ready to be Tested. Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM UP?] ST: MAN, I DON’T REALLY KNOW ANY OF THOSE GUYS. NO INITIATIVE TO REACH OUT A HELPING HAND, UNLESS IT HELPS ME OUT, Y’KNOW? I DON’T WORK WELL WITH MOST PEOPLE. AS FOR THE CHALLENGES, JUST TRUST ME, MAN. [Do you think you'd make more friends or more enemies in the game?] ST: I’M NOTORIOUS FOR SOMEHOW MAKING LOTS OF BOTH. I’M NOT ACTUALLY, BUT IT’S HARD TO SAY. I’M A FRIENDLY GUY, BUT GIVEN THE COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT I’D PROBABLY MAKE MORE ENEMIES. [What would you do with the million caegars if you WON?] ST: THREE WORDS. SUPER GOONING HIVE. [Finally, do you have anything to say to the people you'll be COMPETING AGAINST?] ST: LET ME WIN AND YOU CAN GET A ROOM IN THE SUPER GOONING HIVE. [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED:] RI: print("please do not kill me") RI: print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") ST: WOWIE. ST: SOMEONE’S [GOT] A LITTLE STAGE FRIGHT. ________________________________ <[WHAT. A. CHARACTER. This is a troll you JUST CAN’T MISS! See what antics HE’LL get into on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! And be on the lookout for our NEXT INTERVIEW! Hope you had fun interviewing this guy, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
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😏💖😏omg i love radio show hosts??? so charming when they spit straight bars and fun facts and hock cute knicknacks live over the squawk box!!!! copy! 💪💻💪 🥰💅🥰 do me a favor and ping me personally when your badge(s) (plural) drop(s) okay???? i wanna do a little promo and get the listeners tuning in!!!! 😏🏆😏 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
I'll report my findings when I've got more on it. :)
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Hooray! And congrats on the coffee intake reduction, I am all to familiar with how that feels. (ーωー;;)
Curious patch note
Be Safe, Mother Vauquer.
If they aint Working they aint Worth it [MARKED SHRUG]
𑄝 chattt. OML. VIOLETTTS ARE TTTHE MOSTTT ANNOYING CLASSSSSUUUGHHH!!!!!! ALL YOU BITTTCHES DO IS WHINE. #GOLDIESWOULDNEVA rwar. ੭
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The rain's let up a little bit, and the sun is out and shining through the showers. A beautiful Fall Equinox as we now fall into the first of the Dim Seasons! We here at K2E1 hope you all find someway to celebrate the day your own way, but maybe consider hanging out with us through your radio! Coming up next, we've got "The Autumn Leaves" by Nat King Cole. A fitting selection, I think. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
ᛝ It is also faceless ᛝ ᛝ But in a literal sense ᛝ ᛝ Still, it understands the concept ᛝ ᛝ People enjoy mystery, no? ᛝ
"Your brain is not very good at recognising whether or not you're breathing in oxygen." This is true. Odorless gasses are a very good way to kill someone in a sealed room. The simple solution to avoid this is to avoid being in a room thats easy to seal.
oh helllllll yes B) see you soon big dog WRUFF WRUFF /over and out/
dude im gonna wrack my brain over this like crazy /over/ rack? /over/ fuuuuck is it rack or wrack /over/ im gonna use my brain really hard /over/ and think about this /over and out/
(\ /) still making my nest #mynest. comfy and cozy now.
a lot of trolls say the worst part about the daytime is the blistering heat. they stay inside because of it. avoiding their windows, living under the artificial lights in their blocks and the dim glow of the moons. i tried to appreciate the daytime. maybe the sun could kill me if i stepped out into it. maybe the daylight lusii had bigger teeth and sharper claws. but thats exactly why i stayed out. because here, the bad guys don't move under shadows. they move under sunbeams. if i wanted to find my guy, i couldn't stay safe under the canopy.|
another restless light. they call this the glut that never sleeps. i used to think that was just flavor. a way to give a little personality to a collection of hives so grey and devoid of it. i was wrong.
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▶ PLAY: [modern television aint shit ⏸ NO DRAMA ⏸ no deaths ⏸ NO BETRAYAL ⏸ no despair ⏸ SOMEONE HAD TO BRING IT BACK ] ⏹ STOP
What A Handsome New Photo! I Would Expect Nothing Less. #positive
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(\ /) ... hah. i suppose so.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i have been given ch0c0|ate c0vered h0neyc0mb. :> [END MESSAGE]
No I Am The Horse Piece. :>
My Belief In Your Freedom To Curse Warranted Your Real Name. Please Do Not Mistake My Conviction For A Loss Of Affection For You, Mother Vauquer. #playful
nøbdy wīll ēvēr ūndērstānd thē dēēply cømplēx løvē ānd kīnshīp ī hāvē tø ønē sīngūlār ørāngē cāt #gārfīēld
(\ /) ah. good. hopefully you do manage to get power sooner rather than later...
[BEGIN MESSAGE] rec0mmended tt0 d0 z0. [END MESSAGE]
teehee, noted.
do you sponser artists? or are you only able to promote adverts.
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You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! There's a bit of rain still coming down from last night, and the wind is not friendly. Damp and chilly today, folks! Make sure you're dressed appropriately! Coming up next we've got some more great tunes for you all to help get the day started more pleasantly. We have "My Man" by the effortlessly lovely Billie Holiday. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
(\ /) heh. maybe so. i'd caution you just stay careful, but... i'd be a hypocrite all the same to try to discourage you from digging any deeper. you do seem like the type with the kind of energy attuned for such work like this, so... keep going. worst comes to worst, you've discovered a red herring. at best? well... you find that there's a lot more to this signal charade. do keep updated on your findings.
woah haha sick /over/ dit dit dit dah dit dit /over/ hows it spaced tho thats my question /over/ could be STI /over/ fuuuuuuuck dude is the radio giving us herpes 💀 /over and out/
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! It's warming up a little, but only a little, so I'd still keep your coat on when you head outside today. Good thing I've got some hot music to get warmed up with! Up next we've got "Mercury's Odyssey" by The Olympians here for ya, only on K2E1 Midnight City Jazz. We hope you enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
(\ /) ... how curious.
hot-drink-of-choice? ♥:-coffee ♠:-hot-chocolate ♦:-tea ♣:-cider
<} An update to our last report: medicine prices rose another *10%* and the climbing prices has everyone in a tizzy that there is a shortage. Unfortunately, we cannot confirm or deny this claim as the bigwigs aren't willing to speak on this matter. What we can infer is that they are indeed making it harder for lower privileged folk to get what they need. With their pattern of behavior in the past, and the recent outbreak in the western cities, we feel nearly confident they're trying to cull off the less than fortunate. Interesting enough, the outbreak started where the first protest of those outrageous prices took place. Isn't that curious, listener? Hahaha. <} Unfortunately, bridge construction is underway and they're a lot more strict about restricting access to the river than they said in their *own* report. They claimed stations would be set up for constant, clean water access but no such thing has happened. They claimed people would still get access to water, for free, if they traveled further down away from the construction, but they have at least five in custody for doing just that. Drones and soldiers have the entire river shut down. They've destroyed property that was legal and simply sitting on the river. They speak so sweetly to soothe you, but their actions carve a different story. Pay attention, hahaha. <} As for new news: stay tuned!
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The weather's eased up a bit it seems. The rain's stopped, and while it's still damp and chilly out there, at least you don't need an umbrella! Up next we've got some hot, fun jazz coming at ya--a real bebop, hehe! This is "Tank!" by the Seatbelts, playing now! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
when will you wear wigs
will you wear wigs?
PICUPLINE: YOUW△N△ PUNCH E△CHOTHER TILL WE R H△RSD ?
WHAT’S YOUR #KEEPINGYOURHANDINTHEWAFFLEIRON HIGH SCORE? I GOT 80 SECONDS PRE-PROSTHETIC AND 10 MINUTES POST-PROSTHETIC (QUIT ‘CAUSE BORED.)
HUESS WHO JUST GAVE HIMSELF HICCUPS DOING WEIRD THROAT MOTIONSSSSS /over and out/
♯ kill y⨂ur shitty b⨂ss. KILL Y⊗UR SHITTY B⊗SS. l⨂uder f⨂r the pe⨂ple in the back KILL! Y⊗UR! SHITTY! B⊗SS! #vi⨂lence #murder #genuineAdvice
♯dont we look ♯similar
me when i get stuck in a closet to be quite honest /over and out/
♯powerthrough
Precision ზeats power and timing ზeats speed. Jsyk. ᯓ✧
Some of you burgundies need to stop brieing so pathetic...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I support your right to do that but cheese get UP...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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blocking isn't enough, i should be able to explode your palmhusk with a thought.
I'm Honored! And I Have Missed You Just As Well, Mother Vauquer. :> #positive #fond
I Do Have A Few Age Lines, Yes. But It Is Also Simply A Maturity Of Facial Structure. If Nothing Else, No One Could Mistake Me For Being In The 10-15 Age Range.
Feeling soo gay tooday! Cuteness ooverlooad
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COME TO MAMA, TWEETBEAST.
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THATS,VERY,NICE,...,:)
But keep the b-o-o-w and arr-o-o-w -o-o-n y-o-o-u, just in case
Be like R-o-o-ri. #🪷 #ch-o-o--o-o-sepeace
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Last call for questions before I go and disappear into a nebulous state where I may be working, taking alone time, or, scandalously, actually sleeping.
I could shoot my gun in the air a few times.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat iz g00d tt0 hear. tthank y0u f0r tthe inf0rmati0n. [END MESSAGE]
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S-o-o-metimes pe-o-o-ple like being demeaned a little bit. N-o-o- shame in being excited ab-o-o-ut being a pathetic little [expunged]
tthank y0u f0r tthe inf0rmati0n.
Mither. :> Hello Again, It's Good To See You Around.
Sometimes I Eat The Head Of A Flower In My Garden Just To Reassure Myself That I Am Real.
꒦꒷ #SLOP
666--> Scr4tch th4t 1tch, b3 4 monst3r.
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] hmn. z0mething tt0 c0nzider. [END MESSAGE]
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You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone!! Whether you're rounding off the night as things get cooler to head out to various parties or just settling down at home, we've got a great little number for you. You might recognize this song from a popular comedy Spy movie, and here it is played by the artist we started to day off with Rahsaan Roland Kirk. This is "Soul Bossa Nova"! Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
📸 @teleVisi[*o]nary. w[*o]nderful client.
finally, a useful business on this site
disregard my assholishness youre a savvior
Mother Vauquer I Am Going To Sleep, But I Saw This Right Before I Put Down My Palmhusk. Goodlight. :>
If Anyone Makes Fun Of You For It, Let Me Know And I Will Hurt Them For You. :> #positive #violence
>> You wou1dn't be the f¡rડt to do that 1mfao
I Think You Taste Like Sour Blue Raspberry, Which I Do Like. Thank You For Not Being A Terrible Flavor. I Will Not Eat All Of You, As A Boon. #cannibalism #again #gnawing #beinggentleaboutit
Sorry, Mother Vauquer. I Was Hungry.
>> Thank you for 1ett¡ng me know, that'ડ ¡mportant. Everybody ¡ડ ડafe then.
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Noted, Mother Vauquer. #positive
What was that...?? AH... A truth-teller... TELLER OF TRUTHS. Hm. You may have just entered the positive percentile of trustworthy for me. AND you have cool glasses. Very well!! I WILL BITE!!!!
cant fucking believe norman reedus named his kid mingus reedus
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They're saying I'm the best to ever do numbers.
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Is Good, / You / Just Think It Tastes Like Hygeinepaste Because / You / Do Not Brush Your Fangs.
i been knew ball. ball might in fact be the only thing i know.
We Can Call I*t That I*f I*t Makes Normals Feel More Speci*al About Themselvesᛝ
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>> Ma¡n1y juડt the part about the curta¡n, ¡ never 1¡ke the curta¡n
>> Oh th¡ડ one ¡ડ gonna freak me the fuck out
i can'T believe people are still doing this like an hour later. i really have an influence on this site in ways i could not possibly imagine. #givephuntrguynax200caegarschallenge
on an odd level i can respect this
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You’re listening to… Good Morning, Midnight City! We hope today is the start of an amazing week. We wanna start things with some classic Miles Davis for ya. Here’s “It Never Entered My Mind”. Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
* liveliness is more fun for sure
Let's cull trolls together
Good light, folks. Behave reasonably, won't you? - Deuteronomy 13:4
forgot to.attend to my Fans here.i hope you are all remembering to eat soup and.win big
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the minds eye is derived from MANUAL HALLUCINATION.
If Himero were enby could we call him Themero
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡t'ડ n¡ce that you're try¡ng to enડure the peop1e'ડ ડafety ^ ^
>> Whwhwhahaha ડorry ¡ waડ cur¡ouડ !!
>> We11, ¡f anyone'ડ gonna f¡gure ¡t out at ડome po¡nt, ડure1y ¡t'd be you. :))
>> ¡ th¡nk the h¡gheડt ¡'ve ડeen ¡t at waડ ડometh¡ng around 250 uડerડ, but ¡ cou1d be m¡ડtaken!
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