Taxhuh Vazion
@payMe
I will offer you legal services. You will pay me. You are welcome. [any/all]
Chittr I want you to have this. It’s a little version of me, chittr. https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_3019.gif
I just heard that troll Alvinn and the Chipmunks were picked up by a large bird. Sad. Many talents taken too soon that way.
Oh the green one lived. Nevermind. Not sad. I did not like the other two anyway. Solo band now please. Please.
Throwing rocks at your window as a sign that my estate is affluent and wealthy and I can afford to do what unemployed poor trolls do. And to market my rocks.
In this economy you can not even find two birds. Not to mention the stone.
Unless. You. Are. The. One. Selling. Them.
That buisness was off the record. Do you work for the Irs. You legally have to tell me if you do.
No. I. Do. Not.
NOW REPLACE BIRDS WITH RARE FISH AND STONE WITH BOAT TO FIND RARE FISH.
YOU WILL “GET ME?”
ANOTHER FUNKY LITTLE WEIRDO.
I don't understand that “the masculine urge” “the feminine urge” meme. At the end of the day we all merge without looking.
They should invent a hospital and a bank in the same building. Troll Taco Bell combination Troll Pizza Hut style. The robbery would be so efficient.
[BREAKING WHEEL] <[PRE-GAME INTERVIEW 2:] Riiane Connol @ramblingIndividual <[Riiane is a jadeblood coming to us from a rather unfortunate situation. He’s trying to survive in a world that frowns upon hobbyists wanting to make a living off what they LOVE. He’s in search of many things: a JOB, FOOD ON HIS PLATE, ENDLESS RICHES, and… LOVE(S)?! Okay, KIDDING on that last part. His SKILLS, however, are no joke. He’s a MASTER (amateur) BASS PLAYER——but he didn’t come here to PLAY; he came to WIN!] <[Here we asked him a SERIES OF QUESTIONS to get to know him better as a PERSON AND A COMPETITOR.] <[Let’s see what he has to say!] ________________________________ [Tell me about your Background. What's your Life Story?] RI: print("ummm well i am broke + need money so that is why i joined") RI: print("i kinda saw the money part + skimmed the rest i did not realise i was probably going to die") RI: print("i play bass but i doubt that will be useful here") [If there's anywhere you would want to go in the world, where would it be and why? This could be anywhere on Alternia OR on Beforus. OR a Fictional Place.] RI:print("uhhh hot chick heaven i dont know man") RI:print("due to the whole being broke thing i have not really thought about going anywhere") [How certain are you that you'll survive the WHEEL OF TORTURE?] RI:print("i guess") print("i am afraid") RI:print("with hindsight the names + t+c are quite foreboding") RI:print("but like surely not everyone is going to die right?") [So a bit MORE about the show: you'll be faced with a Multitude of challenges testing your STRENGTH, WIT, AND CREATIVITY. Maybe a mishmash of all three (⒊)! Regarding this, do you have a game strategy in mind? Not only WITH these challenges, but with your fellow competitors? Are you planning to PLAY SOLO or TEAM ↑?] RI:print("well i do not really know anyone else competing") print("which means they will probably 🦆 me over") RI:print("so perhaps if i just stick to myself + troop on i wont be putting a target on my back") RI:print("i hope") [On that note, do you think you'd ultimately make more friends or more enemies in the game?] RI:print("well i would like to hope friends") print("but seeing the nature of the game i would not really want to see all my new found friends die") RI:print("+ i do not see any reason why i would amass any enemies") RI:print("so i suppose i am leaning closer to the friends side") [What would you do with the Million Caegars if you WON?] RI:print("well i would probably buy an actual hive inside of the dilapidated ruin im in at the moment") RI:print("buy a lot of food") RI:print("probably buy a lot of drink") RI:print("not just for the enjoyment side i will probably want to forget some stuff....") RI:print("+ then give some of it to some friends") [Do you have anything to say to the people you'll be competing against?] RI:print("please do not kill me") print("+ i think everyone should pick a gog + start praying") [I'm playing a game of Mini Tele☎, so you get to see THIS message from the LAST PERSON I INTERVIEWED.] CA: uhnmmmm ^_^ apple ^_^ oh and good luck and ha\/e a good day ^_^ and uhhhhhh ^_^ uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lalalalalalalalalalala ^_^ RI:print("that has eliminated some of the stress") RI:print("it is a lovely message") [How would you respond to this, hypothetically?] RI:print("umm thank you for the well wishes of good luck") RI:print("with any of it we will both survive!") ________________________________ <[Isn’t he so CHARMINGLY RELATABLE? The WHEEL OF TORTURE seemed to be the QUICKEST WAY for a PAYDAY. But will he survive? You’ll have to find out on the WHEEL OF TORTURE! Stick around to see the NEXT INTRODUCTION to our COLORFUL CAST! Once again, thanks for interviewing our dear contestants, @televisedAviamor!] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #wotinterviews]
[HANGING] <[Considering you just LOST YOUR JOB, you MIGHT need these 1,000,000 CAEGARS more, MR. TREIGN.]
OH, YEAH. GUYS HE’S NOT THE ONLY HIVELESS PLAYER.
[FORCED TO PLAY OVERWATCH] <[I must say I am very PROUD of you not putting your LIFE on the line there! We kind of legally own it now, after all!]
WHEN I WIN DO YOU STOP OWNING IT?
NO, I WAS TO INFATUATED WITH THE LOGO.
🥬 omg @ramblingIndividual imma pray for U xDD
print("i am so fucking swag oh my lordy")
print("heh i do not need prayers when im as skilled + talented as i am!")
Ooo Fighting the hiveless to up my win rate. Hell yes. Hell yes.
For just the low low price of one dollar a month I will have more dollars.
Leave your quadmate. I do not want you but it is easier to lie to one troll at a time. Your relationship was mediocre anyway.
Just saw someone yell not guilty throughout the entire trial. I did not actually hear them say it but I am pretty good at reading lips. They may just have been eating. Rude either way so I told the bailiff to cull them. Execution style. Slay.
Selling expired grub. A grub that is too old. An adult. Even. My roommate annoyed me.
Time is money. Selling my sweeps. All offers welcome.
We are in a recession so I am reusuing my last post with a new ending go cut costs. one goes in two comes out #stockmarket. If I make a third you will know it is dire.
[BRAZEN BULL] <[When the participant is TRYING to figure out if I am a MAN or a WOMAN, but I'm TOO BUSY pretending I'm in KillTok EDIT!]
'Toy viviendo la Vida, ay, como yo quería!
Air conditioning is a dying industry. Pay me and I will tell my roommate to breathe on your face.
paying for a bunch of hot air.
So many ads for hot trolls in my area. Global warming has gone too far.
I have a ten foot vertical leap but I can not do it if you are watching. Or if I am watching. I am shy.
Just put a grub through college. #charity They left the window open and I have a great throw.
Lawsuit against the rattrap company. Hand hurts and the cheese was mid.
I have a bomb Defusing tip. Cut wires in order of preferred taste. You are welcome. Clickbaiting tip scheduled for next sweep.