Dove Elliza Strider
@turntechGoddess
coolest filmmaker and game changer since ice cube hml for elite beats || she/her | dms open | all art by me ||
yo lowkey how many five hour energy shots could someone like me manage to suck down before my heart spontaneously combusts
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phew what a relief im on #773
You shouldn't be allowed in a store unsupervised.
oh come on im supervised the clerk follows me around chatting me up she supervises the fuck out of me and guess what not a single comment on what treasure trove ive got developing in my grocery cart just a look of pure awe now and then
I believe by "awe" you really mean "shock and horror". Why do you think she follows you around in the first place?
shiny new account stickers lets fuckin go
you ever had a downstairs neighbor with upstairs neighbor tendencies because why the fuck can i hear you through the beam in the wall i know this place aint built that shitty this is intentional psychological warfare at this point give me some juicy retaliation strategies
You could turn down the music while I am sleeping. It may surprise you how effectively cordial the home can be when I don't have to whack the wall studs with a broom handle to get your attention.
nah thats bullshit. i know that you know that my eardrums are busted out nothing but empty craters up in there i need the volume to be higher than an even 4 to fuckin work
Have you considered that your high volume exposure may be responsible for your busted hearing?
yep ive considered it long and hard and ive decided im already en route to a hearing aide by 30 so prevention is pretty much pointless
You might heal a little if you took a break.
cant im already on backorders busy busy unless you wanna get in on some beat action you can sub in for me how about that
I thought I wasn't allowed to touch your equipment due to being, I quote, "not able to handle the phat beats and slick rhymes churning out of the miracle factory that is [your] brain".
oh yeah fuck no you get rentals. i cant have people tainting my zone
I am honored beyond words by your magnaminity.
thank god
@imJunior hey man would you be the best pair of shades ever and hook me up with some of those little fucking sticker badges whatever you think is best
oh hell yeah more striders
were like termites all up in the structure minus the eating wood till the structure collapses
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
youre the best
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