Dove Elliza Strider
@turntechGoddess
coolest filmmaker and game changer since ice cube hml for elite beats || she/her | dms open | all art by me ||
yo lowkey how many five hour energy shots could someone like me manage to suck down before my heart spontaneously combusts
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ One million. You are unstoppable. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
phew what a relief im on #773
You shouldn't be allowed in a store unsupervised.
oh come on im supervised the clerk follows me around chatting me up she supervises the fuck out of me and guess what not a single comment on what treasure trove ive got developing in my grocery cart just a look of pure awe now and then
@imJunior hey man would you be the best pair of shades ever and hook me up with some of those little fucking sticker badges whatever you think is best
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
youre the best
< What do people do for fun I need hobbies >
creating music masterworks and spinning a giant glob of cotton candy cinematography
or maybe try some shit like gardening i dont know
holy shit
Perhaps I am a bit too subtle in what I say these days.
idk if i would say subtle but theres definitely lines between lines between lines to read between stacked and compressed so fuckin tight that less intelligent motherfuckers struggle to pry open with their nubby little fingers just be more straight up when the idiot radar is going off
How dare you present me with such low hanging fruit when I'm already feeling passive aggressive, Dove. The temptation is almost too much.
bite the hook its tasty as fuck look at it its a full course meal you get bitch somebody out and call them a nincompoop all in one go ego inflation for dessert
Oh, that was still too subtle. Let me try again. Ahem. You're a nincompoop. (Affectionate.)
fuck you (guess)
>+. I LOVE STRIDERS THEY'RE FUNNY AS FUCK WHEN NOT PISSING ME OFF .+<
youre a real one we love you too in like a symbolic strider collective type of way
>+. WHY IS THERE SUCH A LOUD MINORITY OF STRILONDES THAT ARE JUST *FREAKS* AND I MEAN IT EXTREMELY NEGATIVELY .+<
not to dig on myself but are you sure its the minority ive seen some shit
>+. LOOKING AT MY BLOCKLIST COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF USERS ONLINE MAYBE NOT. BUT I CAN HOPE IT'S JUST THE SQUEAKY WHEELS CATCHING MY ATTENTION .+<
those squeaky wheels do get the attention of my wd40 block button but sometimes its kinda like holy shit i cant look away
"= i'll take one. if only because. i have. a very efficient removal process. ="
ok ok how about puffery poof i just ate your fucking roof tastes like shit how often do you clean your gutters new idea i curse you to the household chore of cleaning your gutters
"= i'm. unsure what to say. i live in a spacecraft. you are undoubtedly bad at this (?) ="
uhhh do i look like nasa how the fuck would i know if spacecrafts have gutters yall dont filter space junk and debris anywhere??
"= we'll get to it when we get to it. this universe is very. debris free. so far. =" "= buuuut. in theory. it should be a. magnetic field type thing. ="
i feel like thats not something to get to when you get to it like just in case but who am i
< are we putting curses on people and can i have one >
zippity zap shut your trap boom youre cursed please see tip options on the screen
RAP SNITCHES TELLING ALL THEIR BUSINESS SIT IN THE COURT AND BE THEIR OWN STAR WITNESS #LYRICSPOSTING -YALDABAOTH
DO YOU SEE the perpetrator? yea im right here fuck around get the whole label sent up for years, UH
Some people just can't appreciate a good trampoline when they are given one.
Oh. Am I the one who is responsible for the acquisition of a comically oversized hammer?
is a professional athlete of anything responsible for buying their own gear obviously
May I have the code for your denizen's hammer? Surely that would suffice.
uh wouldnt you wanna i dont know be original
I will put Lisa Frank stickers on it.
overplayed already done but you know what yeah why the fuck not get bludgeoned by a rainbow and cheetah print deco hammer
Would it be more original if I bedazzled a Squiddle on the side and attached a few keychains? I want to make your bouncy bludgeoning experience as much to your tastes as possible.
yea so actually you should install bop it buttons on the sides too so that we can at least hear some more side effects than my brain rattling in my skull
An added challenge, yes. If you do not obey the Bop-It you will receive two blows instead of one.
no no no you have to play bop it with the fucking thing not me