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You shouldn't be allowed in a store unsupervised.
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Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
sup bros strider song of the afternoon rap edition this time " flashbang by fukkit and dutchman " give it a listen
people murder each other on here.
"Minority," he says. I've got bad news, buddy. You're gonna want to sit down for this, I think. I'll try to break it to you gently.
>+. LOOKING AT MY BLOCKLIST COMPARED TO THE AVERAGE NUMBER OF USERS ONLINE MAYBE NOT. BUT I CAN HOPE IT'S JUST THE SQUEAKY WHEELS CATCHING MY ATTENTION .+<
RAP SNITCHES TELLING ALL THEIR BUSINESS SIT IN THE COURT AND BE THEIR OWN STAR WITNESS #LYRICSPOSTING -YALDABAOTH
As you wish. I will remove the ladder and install a tube slide in its place.
Throwing chopped carrots and bouncy balls into your enclosure as we speak.
I am honored beyond words by your magnaminity.
You might heal a little if you took a break.
Have you considered that your high volume exposure may be responsible for your busted hearing?
You could turn down the music while I am sleeping. It may surprise you how effectively cordial the home can be when I don't have to whack the wall studs with a broom handle to get your attention.
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oh hell yeah more striders
Saw a traffic cone in the middle of the sidewalk today. Just sittin' there. No construction, no pothole, no municipal employee with six inches of asscrack hanging out of his Carhartts. Nothing. Just one of those little orange sons of bitches asserting dominion over a perfectly serviceable stretch of concrete. And the craziest part? Everybody walked around it. Without question. Without asking to see his credentials or checking to make sure the requisite permits had been filed with the appropriate city officials. Just a couple dozen law-abiding citizens paying their respects to the great plastic monarch of the pedestrian walkway. Fucking incredible. That's some legitimate social engineering right there, dude. The cone has no legal authority, no means of enforcing its will, and approximately the same intellectual capacity as a particularly stupid lampshade. Yet the mere suggestion that something important might be happening beneath its hollow ass is enough to redirect foot traffic. Pavlov's dogs had to be conditioned with bells and meat powder. This guy just shows up in a reflective vest and starts running the place. I respect the hustle. Hell, I walked around him too. Wasn't about to undermine a fellow professional in the middle of his shift.