Dirk Strider
@fncysntakiinD
eat, sleep, slay, repeat || she/her | pale quad filled | dms open | all art by me ||
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I think so.
2lowly raii2e2 nub.
You called?
Situation has been investigated.
The weather is starting to cool off. Might as well go ahead and insulate myself with fiberglass batts before I shrivel up for five months.
dracula or whatever the fuck from hotel transylvania when there isnt a movie
“Or whatever the fuck” and it’s the most notoriously appropriated vampire character across all forms of media. But yes. That’s probably what he lines his coffin with.
for the record i pronounced it dra cool yuh
Oh, not Dra Kewl Yuh? Lame.
Watched some old Vine comps with the homie for a bit. Little man was big back in those days. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/gg.jpg #puppetposting
The boarding place that I keep my horse at has pumpkins and shit out for Halloween for the first time. He went nearly catatonic looking at the fucking things. Please tell me other people have this problem.
Have you spiritually connected to your horse today?
Of course.
B33 < not in a while actually B33 < i should go hug my local arquihiss
I'd make a joke about them not being real but I can already feel a god shaking his head disapprovingly at me. I guess I have one keeps sending me dream visions
Think about this next time you lay your head down to sleep. #horse https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/hort.jpg
Good. May you ride long and prosper.
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Flex sealing my mouth. Review in one week.
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Ok.
Lil’ Homie getting his CPR Certification. After last night’s events, he jumped to the opportunity to always be prepared. Quite the fucking noble guy if you ask me. #puppetposting https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2415.jpeg
#Honse. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/blaz.png
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 nice }{orse s}{ould get mαtc}{ing mαnes 𓂃𓂄𓂃
You sayin' I should go dye my hair or put a blonde wig on the horse. Either way, fantastic fucking idea.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 follow your spirit (like t}{e }{orse) αnd do w}{αt feels rig}{t 𓂃𓂄𓂃
I'll let the horse decide. We follow his spirit.
🦈๋࣭⭑ 𓂃𓂁𓂃 smαrt. 𓂃𓂄𓂃
Life is Roblox.
Hangin' with the bro. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/game.jpg
Would this look better on a mug or a shirt. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/gon.jpg
The options aren't limited, I just want to display it wherever I go. A poster can be cool too.
father, into your hands i commend my spirit father, into your hands why have you forsaken me? in your eyes forsaken me in your thoughts forsaken me in your heart forsaken me, oh trust in my self-righteous suicide i cry when angels deserve to die in my self-righteous suicide i cry when angels deserve to die
@arousedDelivery This is what I have out currently. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/pomny.png
Honses.
☘︎MG ☘︎MG ☘︎MG, let me like, l☘︎☘︎k at my c☘︎llecti☘︎n then!!!
You are the fucking bomb. I'll owe you one. Maybe a trade.
A trade??? I might take y☘︎u up ☘︎n that ☘︎ffer!! The human versi☘︎ns are like s☘︎ much cutier and c☘︎l☘︎rful x{{{
I definitely don't have those, I think another set of them though? The seller didn't have the eggs they came in, so I don't know. But they're kind of similar in posing and size. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/pomy2.png
I'd be S☘︎ willing t☘︎ trade mine f☘︎r y☘︎urs these ☘︎nes are s☘︎ cutie!! x}
I'm down, it would be cool to have some alien ponies up in here.
YESSSS!!!! I g☘︎t like, n☘︎ clue h☘︎w we're g☘︎ing t☘︎ d☘︎ the trade but if y☘︎u g☘︎t like, a way t☘︎ d☘︎ s☘︎ LMK ASAP!!!
I will have to find a way.
I'll try and l☘︎☘︎k up h☘︎w t☘︎ as well!! We're g☘︎nna make this happen TRUST!! >3{
Found this at the lake. Score. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/pkj.jpg
Free them!!! S☘︎ that y☘︎u can talk t☘︎ me ab☘︎ut them :}
so glad to hear it ... you're the type who knows a good find when you see it!! by the way if you know anyone who'd be interested in a real-life unpaid team rocket trio situation where we'll working to steal not pikachu but some other unrelated marketable creature, with no real pertinence to this conversation, would you consider sending them my way?? thanks and i cannot stress again how much i am *not* considering teaming up with two other people to take this figurine from you in a very convoluted manner with lots of slapstick involved. so don't even worry about that. #feral #maybe? #pikachu
Fuck yeah. On it immediately.
Oh, yeah dude. For sure. I got you. Hey, do you by chance know anybody that can build a moat around my house, and rig a nice little trou de loup line along the perimeter? For no particular reason, completely unrelated. I just think it would look cool.
WE'RE LIKE, S☘︎ BACK!!!! x}}}
oh hey i can do that!! absolutely for free, as a respected chittr user you're a qualified recipient for this reduced-cost service. i'm kind of shy though so maybe i could work and dig super quietly while you slumber. i may bring stilts to help me with digging deep pits or i might focus on renting a really big giant drill, depending on variables like the weather and dew point and stuff. you know how it is. toy enjoyer to toy enjoyer, i love to keep my toys in a basement or maybe in an upper floor because it's so safe there and i just really wondered where you like to keep your newest, or maybe most my little pony-like toys, because (a big hook pulls me off-stage for continuing the joke for so long)
Watch your back, fellow toy enjoyer.
hmm smth strawberry lemonade themed
Like. Strawberry Lemonade? Strawberry LM.
tht could work!
Any takers? Dm. Serious inquiries only. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2101.jpeg
¡ w¡!! cer¡$h ¡7 forever
You will have to. She’s imprinted already. I just showed her.
oh... okay!
how much
12 Fucking .99. Quite a steal if you ask me.
Fully posable, even the pigtails. I made her with full range to embody that true pop star contortion.
I’m already at the post office as of posting, I knew she would get snatched up.
Unfortunately due to last night’s voting, Bootleg Silver has been #Flushed.
Poll. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2100.jpeg
You’ve just earned your spot in Nirvana.
dude trashed enerjak, he's so fucking cool!
That’s what I’m fuckin’ saying.
Sinner.
Maybe he shouldn’t hang out in the toilet. Like he might as well just have a sign saying ‘flash me down the gross waterslide’.
Have you ever stopped to consider why he’s in the toilet?
Insane assumption for you to make of me. I would never do my homie like that.
Disney Pixar villain type shit. \ i >< i / #nsfwe
i don't think it's about that. no thought about what it could bring. we're basically dealing with the troll joker and he just caught a car. \ i >< i / #nsfwe
Eugh.
exactly!
Shockingly funny point of order. Hey, official moderator message here: this whole crazy scenario requires usage of the #NSFWE tag and potentially the #abuse tag depending on how wild your commentary gets. I'll have Junior fix up your chitts, but bear in mind that the observer is still observed. Cool? Cool.
@destinedKiller @embellishedBookworm @gethAckexloser, if you'll observe my stupendous modly verbiage. That'd be appreciated.
oops. noted.
well, i can definitely say you've been observed. your stupendous modly verbiage is definitely something, no question about it.
also sorry about that.
Thanks.
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