
Dineri Tekkni
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<-(((Alchemy can only get a lady so far)))->
<-(((Outing report)))-> <-(((You hear things about brooding caverns but never quite believe them do you. You hear of the scale the twisting tunnels and the cold only fought back by the most industrially constructed heaters. And the smell ugh you can smell it on jades whenever they sneak out of the caverns for a little bit of fun despite all the cleaning and perfume they try and mask it with. This smell is present still in decommissioned or evacuated brooding caverns sweeps after grubcare ceased there)))-> <-(((You would think that this would mean that people would have enough sense not to hold get togethers within these spaces)))-> <-(((I fucking actually wish that was the case, frankly. The experience from top to bottom was about as bad as it got. The midblood at the door could not find my sign or name on the list which is strange because I am kind of a big deal forcing me to squeeze my beautiful blue body through one of the other "entrances" which left me a right huge mess. But a lady keeps a change on her doesn't she)))-> <-(((The decor was doing it's very best with what it little it could do with stalactites and the soft lighting setup held over from when this place had to worry about the brightly coloured anklebiter's sensitivity to light one could actually fucking see in)))-> <-(((The snack bar was shit as usual, with the ambient smell of freshly hatched cullbait clinging to the walls and floor hardly giving me enough of an apetite to partake in the usual finger food. They were serving century eggs if you can believe in a brooding cavern talk about tasteless)))-> <-(((Tripping became a near constant issue with the dark and uneven flooring and was not helped by the seadweller acclimatisation pool people were partying in, the one placed in the centre of the entire cavern so people could conveniently drag water out with them across the cavern's floor so no one would miss out on the experience of almost cracking their nug open. I am sure more than one person died to that L.O.L.)))-> <-(((Eventually I got kicked out for being the only person brave enough to bite their thumb at the organisers for running such a sorry show which goes to show just how thin some of these people's skins are that just one woman bitching just above a wisper was enough for security to wrestle me out and make an example out of me)))-> <-(((Final rating: 3/10. The music was ok)))->
<-(((You'd think I am handing some people a pickle emblazoned lighter with how shrill they shriek at the mere sight of some of my pieces)))->
<-(((The fact they are only allowed to feel pride one perigee out of a sweep feels like it is indicative of something)))->
<-(((T.G.I.F. etc. This is the only day of the week where getting disgustingly deep fried grub is appropriate, revel in this while you can https://file.garden/ag9csxiKa1raV3jx/binleymegagrubby.png)))->
<-(((Get a fucking block, frankly)))->
<-(((Imagine, the high shining torches and lanterns cutting through the soporific cloudscape, beacons informing you of someone's presence but only vaguely while you try and shield your store bought grubloaf from the ambient nicotine and codeine)))->
<-(((What of the skylines and the leaves being blown in small whirlpools in the air when bongsmog takes over our hiveclusters? What then? Our collective architectural work as a civilization made bunk by "UFO MINT" and "GERRYMANDERING GRAPE" scented clouds of dross)))->
<-(((Vape clouds become larger by the day at some point we are going to be navigating through the streets being able to see naught but a few feet in front of us)))->
<-(((Has anyone else noted humankind's strangely limited shades of emotion? It is like they are missing out on half of everything)))->
<-(((Frankly if your lusus is still hunting for you what are you even doing L.O.L. surely you can afford to just buy food like a functioning adult)))->
<-(((My lusus brought home a golden token of providence, a legitimately acquired piece of jewelry to add to the hoard-roost she expects me not to touch)))->
<-(((Are lusus treats marked up everywhere now?)))->
<-(((Aren't you all a little bit old to be catching flushed feefees as if you were fresh out of pupation)))->
<-(((Keep tabs on the alchemistry scene if you have stock in platinum I am being extremely serious)))->
<-(((Aqua Regia plug warns it's cut with Aqua Vitael)))->
<-(((Marble plug warns of little other than all the dust left on one's hands)))->
<-(((Clay plug warns of lynks disease)))->
<-(((Putting a pin in this idea sculpted plastic explosive on display detonated once a crowd forms around it as a statement on how art loses meaning once torn apart by the ravenous many eyed beast we call an "audience")))->
<-(((Can we run a perpendicular event to fight night maybe? Something with class? I understand the need for low brow entertainment to keep the masses in a malaise of bread and circus-ly complacency but lord some of us need something better than square cut you know)))->
<-(((Surely a dozen and a half churros are a good idea)))->












