♦ pitied by @crowningTranscript
Perhaps I should start a pawdcast.

gavwe up that gimmick quick huh? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/437e23d542ae.png
Whwwell... I don't know.. I don't feel like I'm missing out on something..? Like how you don't tell a blind guy hhow you feel bad for them and their disability... Thhthey aren't exactly missing something they never got to experience..

࣪⊹₊˚{ O M F GGGG, girlfrond. lets DO actually because whyyyy do these men of the sea insist on going to l+ galas when they only know subaqua dances! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ EWWWW. GO TO COTTILLION FIRST BEFORE YOU KEEP EMBARRASSING US, PLEBS!!!! }>_<{ }>_<{ }>_<{ }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG, you TOTALLY get it! it is just AWFULLLL. if you want to fill with a guy you might as well go get comfy on a hydrothermic vent + WAIT FOR A SECOND VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB TO HATCH!!!! }9_9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ + then literally all the seadweller women are like, already taken OR HUNG UP ON THE LACK OF MEN!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ITS TORTUREEEE! + it will NEVER change, girl! };_:{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

࣪⊹₊˚{ i am SOOOO tired of trying to fill my <3/<3< with seadweller men! }>_<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ im OVER IT!!!! I QUIIIIT! }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ hit the pupa pool befoure i decide to start hunting all of you four SPORT!!!! #bloodthirsty #cullerscall #girlglubbing }˚₊⊹ ࣪

૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა after⁀work⁀i⁀try⁀to⁀fish⁀to⁀help⁀my⁀lusus⁀get⁀his⁀own⁀food!

wait they broke up



