Marvia Thalas
@cyberGovernor
--E√ [Maulcraft villager noise] --E√ DMs always open. Same handle on pesterchum.xyz. Askbox here: https://tally.so/r/kdMkqj
== OOC Introduction == Name: Marvia Thalas Age: 10.2 sweeps (22 years) Pronouns: He/Him (transmasc) Moon: Derse Classpect: Rogue of Space Hails From: Alternia <3: Unnamed (and nonexistent) trollsona of my boyfriend <>: I don't even know <3<: Black crush on one Alternian YouTube personality c3<: None. Marvia Thalas is a fuchsia-blooded Alternian troll with a curious mutation: his genetics encode for rust blood, yet he is phenotypically fuchsia. This was discovered when he got a DNA test kit for 12th Perigee one sweep. This was deemed more of an insult to the empire than anything else Marvia did ever could be, and )(IC raced back to Alternia to cull him herself. He'd already previously accepted his fate -- not really wanting to rule the Empire and figuring he never stood a chance against the Empress anyway. But he was kinda peeved at not getting to live out those last few perigees on his own terms. Until he entered SGRUB and managed to god tier, he was stuck as a ghost. The team of necropaths he hired to try and keep Gl'bgolyb quiet kept him around.
--E√ Why am I so bloated?
--E√ Cobalt hivemate just stomped on the ass end of a skitʇerinsect and the head plus front four legs wiggled away and shot off running what the fuck man.
--E√ Things learned at the movie theater, watching "In Which Troll James A. Janisse Has A Sapient Freezer, --Etc, --Etc..." - If you are hallucinating, see a docterrorist - If a wriggler tells you about witches, do not grubsit them - You can get away with flagrantly disobeying traffic laws if you are a ghost - Do not adopt invisible woofbeasts - Do not buy subjuggulator figurines unless you want to vomit caegars - Bring energy drinks if you have to shoot your basement on a nightly basis - Own flashlights just in case the power goes out
--E√ This image goes so hard for no reason.
--E√ Fun Fact: Troll Jimmy Hoffa didn't disappear, he just went on an expedition into the --Empress' hair and hasn't found his way out yet.
(( just found bald eridan on mspabooru. original artist is tagged as vriscuit. https://mspabooru.com//images/15/c69e3a1afa4840b1ee9233f0a94da0a0.png ))
(( thought chittr might enjoy =3 ))
--E√ It is unreasonably hot for the current season. Sweating up a storm just doing laundry.
--E√ I gotʇa wear gloves to do laundry the way my hivemates' clothes stink...
--E√ I think that hooking psychics up to Alternian fleet ships against their will was a stupid idea. Not only is it cruel and unusual, it's foolish. You're putʇing your ship in control of somegoby who may not even want to be working for you. I don't understand how that was considered a smart idea.
--E√ If they're flying the blasted thing, they should have a say in the goings-on of the ship. They could very well have valuable input that is *wasted* if they are not permitʇed to speak it!
“May not” is such innocent phrasing.
--E√ I've heard of trolls who, for some reason, actually WANT to fly fleet ships. But I've also met plenty who dread it.
--E√ Alternia would've been so much more tolerable if we had an emospectrum instead of a hemospectrum. It'd still have a stupid caste system, but at least you can control how emo you are.
--E√ The current --Empress is decided by who can do the best screamo vocals.
--E√ If my body weren't being a massive douche to me, I could kick anygoby's ass at Troll Just Dance right now.
--E√ When I finally left the cupe this evening, my hair was sticking up in an interesting way. It almost looked like I had deliberately styled it in a punk-ish manner. It looked cool but I did need to use the ablution trap.
--E√ I'm gonna go see a movie with my cobalt hivemate tolight.
--E√ Ow my pan. Ow. Took a painculler.
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NO, REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS AND ME ARE TWO SEPERATE CATEGORIES.
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I’M TOUCHING ALL KINDS OF FOLKS.
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NO, NOT SEXUALLY.
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I’M A BOOTY BANDIT. #IFTHEBOOTYINQUESTIONISTREASURESGALORE
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WHAT, TREASURE?
i guess bro
--E√ It's unfair how tall damn near every other troll gets. I'm 5'1". This sucks.
=oXO i,m 5,4" so i get you'''' =oXO
PIⵜIFUL ⚕︎HORⵜ CREAⵜURE⚕︎ LIKE OUR⚕︎ELVE⚕︎ CAN BECOME U⚕︎EFUL BY LEECHING OFF OⵜHER⚕︎. DO NOⵜ BACK DOWN FROM YOUR PURPO⚕︎E. MANIPULAⵜION.
--E√ =:(
=oXO its okay¡ we can be short together¡ and if i picked you up you,d be really tall then¡ =:) =oXO
(( I love how MSPAbooru has a tag called "Eridan's Hot Dad" ))
((shrek? /refrence))
--E√ "All fuchsias are female" is bullshit. Some of us are transgender, Karren.
--E√ Reminder that Maulcraft has a pirate language setʇing.
Really nowv?
--E√ Indeed!
Interesting...
--E√ Yarr.
--E√ Why do we call people who fish "anglers"? Are they secretly doing trigonometry on those boats of theirs?
NO, because theyre LURING FISH like an ANGLERfish
This be true.
--E√ I prefer the trigonometry explanation. It's funnier.
anglerfish alsꙮ dꙮ trigꙮnꙮmetry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man