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8=l < Oh I misunderstood 8=l < Yes alright 8=l < Makes sense then
A PINⵜ OF ALE I⚕︎ BAD 4 YOUR LIVER. YOU ⚕︎HOULD CON⚕︎IDER LEⵜⵜING ME ⵜE⚕︎ⵜ YOUR BLOOD ALCOHOL LEVEL⚕︎. JU⚕︎ⵜ A ⵜA⚕︎ⵜE.
8=l < I'd wish you good luck
8=l < As long as it tasted good to you... I guess...
8=l < Making a metric ton of cheesy pasta and I am not sharing 8=l < Especially not with Mituna
bar fight speedrun
🤔 We're boxing with Jack.
(V)(',,')(V) yo casteism is lowkey bad
8=l < I'm alright now, thank you
8=l < Even without the hemophobia there's so much to mistrust
8=l < I trust like 4 of you
Yeah isntT itT
8=l < Nearly forgot 8=l < This is the only pi%ure I have with my wings can you believe it 8=l < #MaidDressMonday
burnt my fuckiing mac and chee2e.
8=l < I'm sticky and I'm not a fan
everyone i want to fuck is a friend of mine but not every friend of mine is someone i want to fuck #nsfw
Rose sends her daily " Meow " to everyone on the site. ^..^
i've managed to max out at 200 lbs on my bench press!!! :)
Glub moorning everyone! Maybe a bit past t)(at, I went to sleep far too late last lig)(t! )(ope everyone )(ad a nice breakfast t)(oug)(!
Apparently I'm What They Would Call Woke.
One time I was asked to try and sing to some )(uman "metal" song and I screamed so loud into t)(e microp)(one t)(e speakers exploded.
Chill oout gramps
tTheres lllike 3 tTYpes oFf chitTtTr users. tThe shitTpostTer, tThe eFfFfortTpostTer and tThe registTered seXXX oFfFfender.
PIⵜIFUL ⚕︎HORⵜ CREAⵜURE⚕︎ LIKE OUR⚕︎ELVE⚕︎ CAN BECOME U⚕︎EFUL BY LEECHING OFF OⵜHER⚕︎. DO NOⵜ BACK DOWN FROM YOUR PURPO⚕︎E. MANIPULAⵜION.
Hope It Feels Better.
I Had A Rough Night Last Night, How Is Everyone Else Doing?
gotta keep remindin myself that aint no longer my problem #dashwatching #choices
(( LOUD FUCKIN TRUTHNUKE HAHAHA))
.uhhh something .along the doorman line .about his hotel... https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/.img_108.png #halloween #doormanmonday #cosplay #deadlock
also do you like what i did with my badges!!
anglerfish alsꙮ dꙮ trigꙮnꙮmetry. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I have been known to pull maid dresses off, yes. #suggestive . Jokes aside, I enjoy them for multiple reasons. They are very multifaceted designs with a lot of variation. I enjoy them as workwear, I enjoy them as a costume, I enjoy them as lingerie. You can't really go wrong with a maid dress.
Lad, you need to hangout vwith more fellowv sea dvwellers, go sailing a little bit and really get yer gills vwet vwith salty sea vwater, trust me I think you just might learn a thing or tvwo lad.
only been here twwo days at most but already learnin from chittr that evveryones an alcoholic i mean i get it you do you and get as slammed as you fuckin wwant but wwhy are most of them amporas or striders
awoooooooo
yeah that work2.
heyyyy mornin
Soo we all have a headache toonight
Sometimes I like to havwe periods of havwing short hair and periods of long hair.
HAD TO GO TO ANOTHER SUIT FITTING. IT SHOULD BE THE LAST ONE.
< When it's time to eat the rich and I see troll pitbull on the plate 💔 >
8=l < I hope this doesn't make me sound untoward 8=l < But you are rather beautifoal
8=l < I am not that kind of god 8=l < Also there were other reasons 8=l < I'm not even shire what they want to sell me 8=l < "life insurance" 8=l < I can't die, human
You're telling me that you're a god and you allowed telemarketers to continue existing?
Glub!
(( The fact that I read this in the most shitty Mr krabs impression... take my like you scallywag
Soup.
8=l < Stands in the forest and screams
why thank y☀u! :W
https://i.imgur.c☀m/WjqCWFg.jpeg a rather flattering ph☀t☀ :W ((artist: @arter☀sse))
(( Nah...he needs Concerta or Adderall at this point... HAHA #medical-substances))
VWhat do you do vwhen someone asks you “is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” And it’s actually a banana in your pocket cuz you vwere hungry and brought a snack. #suggestivwe
8=l < The 8=l < The cat 8=l < I thought it was a pillow at first 8=l < Oh my goodness the cat
8=l < Why are you so cute 8=l < That haircut is darling
HERE IT IS. DON'T EXPECT MORE THAN THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM FROM ME.
8=l < Neigh
8=l < *Wiggles my ears*
( っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞🌕
uncrustable but its slightly frozen so when you bite into it the peanut butter snaps ever so slightly beneath your teeth
I don't care what anybody else thinks. This is the correct way to eat an Uncrustable. If you're wanting that motherfucker room temperature and bereft of its sweet crunch, just walk into the kitchen yourself and make a bog-standard, bitchmade PB&J instead of taking a perfectly good box of those things and wasting it.
U MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
Rose said " Meow " to everyone.
hey are u an exterminator? cuz am gonna bug u
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a mOtHeRfUcKeR GoTtA Up aNd cHiLl yKnOw
I WISH I COULD EXPLODE PEOPLE WITH MY MIND.
Watching those ‘AI androids have taken over the world because we made them evolve and grow and than treated them like shit’ movies and it’s like woooooow how are you people always surprised it ends up going like that?
I'll admit, that got a little chuckle outta me.
isnt this like the 9th time something like this has happened?
wHaT ThE MoThErFuCk iS Up wItH KaRkAt's hOnKeRs gEtTiN BoNkErEd
@caliginousAquaria SAYS I DO. AND TO DONATE THEM TO HER.
:33 < *the huntress doesnt want to leave the comfurt of her fur pile*
first person to reply to this chitt gets their head bashed in for free
dOn't eAt 🔔 ClOwN 🔔 aSs. It tAsTeS 🔔 fUnNy.
A Lovely Dress Made With Lucky Day Print Cotton And Rose Mint Silk For Dear Miss Dorothy Https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/75edd3860e71.png
eating a burger
Perhaps I Ought To Share More Of My Digital Dresses On Here
I Enjoy Working With Silks They Make The Finest Dresses
this was not an open invitation who the fuck even are you lmfao
(( Fuck that got a chuckle outta me... dualscar whenever he sees land.))
i need to be dicked down so fucking bad its insane (refuse's to do anything about it) #nsfw
most of us dont have bald spots that we need hats to hide.
// 42 gigs for a DEMO. how much demo does that get me.
i llikee. the big sspoonn sslurpp sslurpp
made grits this evenin so much cheese n butter itll remind you a da best dam alfredo sauce you eva had shrimp too ofc
aight tigerfish ts is why land mf think we all stuck up an shit
8=l < I think this is a lie
8=l < The dress code is "it's chilly out, dress for that"
8=l < Transportalizer is now open 8=l < Please come by 8=l < [coords.loc]
people keep forfeiting on me in showdown....COWARDS....They can't Handle me at my Top
@cyberGovernor 8=l < Horse
8=l < Any horse
8=l < I have time for one sxlly thing 8=l < What shall I do
drew lil me and lil dagger. we passing throu ur dash! ˆ꒳ˆ
> rem1nd2 me of the t1me 1 tr1ed work1ng on mak1ng my own modpack "what do you mean everyth1ng need2 thermal plat1num, NO 1 NEED GREGTECH PLAT1NUM" <
> 1 u2ed to play GregTech New Hor1zon2 on 1t2 publ1c 2erver a favor1te pa2t1me of m1ne wa2 u21ng a h1dden feature to get bedrock, RTP to random 2pot2 1n the overworld, and make bedrock hou2e2 w1th 21gn2 2ay1ng "no one w1ll ever bel1eve you" <
> "ah ye2, fre2h ga2ol1ne made from the 2oul2 of the damned" - me (GregTech new Hor1zon2) <
im out here lookin 4 vampires w an oral fixation in these tryin times #cw-menstruation #nsfw
I’m very normal about guys that go to the gym. Fun fact. Very chill about fit men.
one off my bbarkbbeasstss got loosse today and insstead off running offff into ththe wildss sshe ssimply did ththe roundss ssaying hello to ththe othther pupss and ththen parked hersselff on my doorsstep until dussk. ththank you ffor bbeing bbassically usselessss and reassonabbly ssenssibble.
greetings... .uhhh... 39 notifications. what did .i do? .i'm just silly little person that .is that!
you know i can be really boring here and go ‘i use time and wow i’m not in the jar anymore’ because really what an irresponsible pet owner, you get someone in a jar and the first thing you do is shake it? like wow dude, do you burn ants with a magnifying glass too?
Obligatory Troll Dictionary Post for the spatter/ing of new humans/ "Ah/ Another human on the troll website/ I'll save you the time of forty posts ask///ing what th///ings are/ If you see a term you're unfamiliar with, then it's probably someth///ing stupid/ BIOLOGY AND THE TROLL BODY abdominal sausages: Guts or intestines aggravation sponge: A very harsh headache acid tract / acid tubes: Stomach or intestines anguish bladder: Organ behind the forehead contain///ing dismay fluid auricular sponge clots: Hear///ing organs bellowsacs: Lungs or breath///ing organs blood pusher: Heart bulge: A general body appendage/ Can refer to someth///ing phallic, a hand, shoulder, back, head, or skull depend///ing on context chagrin tunnel: Anus, or possibly the digestive tract from mouth to anus chitin chunk: Probably a reproductive organ chitinous windhole: Throat digestion bladder: Stomach dismay fluid: Fluid stored in the anguish bladder frond: An appendage, such as a leg, hand, or wrist gallsphincter: Presumably part of a gall bladder ganderbulb: Eyeball gastric evacuation gland: Bowel glance nugget: Eye hear ducts: Hear///ing organs hemospectrum: The spectrum of colors found in troll blood ignorance shaft / ignorance tunnel / ignorance gash: Throat, windpipe, or mouth, particularly when describ///ing someone say///ing someth///ing foolish lobe stem: Part of the brain, similar to a lobe or brain stem lookstubs: Part of the eye, apparently the eyelids lumpsquirt: Someth///ing squirted from a lump meal tunnel: Esophagus nook: A bodily crevice or entrance, such as the anus or throat nub: A lump or protrud///ing body part, such as a shoulder, chest, knee, or short horn nugbone: Head or skull point stump: F///inger porous cranial plates: Part of the skull through which blood flows posture pole: Spine prong: A bodily extension, usually a f///inger or hand protein chute: Esophagus pump biscuit: Heart rumble spheres: Breasts seed flap: Presumably a reproductive orifice shame globes: Presumably sexual organs, possibly analogous to testicles sniffnodes: Olfactory organs sniff nub / sniff tube: Parts of the nose or olfactory system snort barrels: Nostrils spinal crevice: Ass or ass crack spine lump: Part of the head located along the spine, possibly simply the head sponge: Brain squawk blister / squawk gaper: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ squeal pipette: Throat or voice-produc///ing organ strut pod: Foot strut stick: Leg or locomot///ing limb think pan / pan: Brain or head thoratic struts: Ribs thump tortoise: Heart torso pillar: Back or spine wiggler: Larval or infant troll, also used for the young of other species CULTURE AND SOCIETY archeradicator: Alternian military archer arena stickball: Team sport similar to table stickball auditerrorizer: Auditor blastoff device: Rocket blastoff research: Rocket science bookhive: Library breeze blender: Fan capacioniter: Unit of length cavalreaper: Alternian military warrior who uses joust///ing clutchropes: Grappl///ing ropes or hooks cross///ing trestle: Bridge excessive bodily force poetry: Someth///ing similar to Earth slam poetry flaysquad: Group of threshecutioners gamblignant: Deadly marauder with a passion for games of chance grubschool: Preschool or kindergarten hive: House or home hivebatch: Neighborhood or group of hives hive stem: High-rise-like structure with hives constructed along its sides hold pole: Rail///ing killosopher: Philosopher concerned with kill///ing laughsassin / laughssassin: Alternian military combatant who uses trapeze techniques legislacerator: Lawyer and bounty hunter looneyblock: Insane asylum recreational field / recreation sprawl: Park ruffiannihilator: Alternian military warrior known for brute strength schoolhive: School school fed / schoolfed: Educated or "schooled" scienstiff: Scientist or intellectual regarded as humorless or conventional soil perturber: Shovel stemcluster: City composed of hive stems subgrub: Suburb or outly///ing district of a stemcluster subjugglator: Juggalo-like member of Alternia's rul///ing religious or military order subjugglation: Subjugation performed by subjugglators terrologian: Theologian threshecutioner: Alternian military warrior who uses thresh///ing weapons such as sickles thresher: Sharp implement associated with threshecutioners Trollplanet: Alternia, as rendered in the Alternian alphabet FLORA AND FAUNA baabeast: Sheep bark gnomes: Fairies barkbeast / barkfiend: Dog or canine beefgrub: Larva bred for consumption bivalved jewel container / bivalvular sea critter: Oyster or other bivalve buzzbug: Bee cheese critter: Mouse, rat, or similar small rodent cholerbear: Sluggish lusus commonly associated with the teal caste cluckbeast: Chicken or other poultry dangleslug: Squiddle or cephalopod dirt noodle: Worm gobblefiend: Turkey honkbird: Goose hoofbeast: Horse-like animal, sometimes aquatic lusus naturae: Alternian monster species whose members raise young trolls marchbugs: Ants milkbeast: Cow or cattle moobeast: Cow or cattle musclebeast: Large muscular nocturnal creature with humanoid and bestial anatomy nibble vermin: Mouse, rat, or similar chew///ing pest nut creature: Squirrel porkfiend: Pig purrbeast: Cat quackbeast: Duck rainbow drinker: Vampire ripperwasp: Bee-like insect shadow dropper: Undead creature of the daytime shellscuttler: Lobster-like crustacean skyhorse: Fly///ing seahorse-like lusus snake-rodent: Weasel or similar long-bodied rodent-like animal spleenfowl: Loud, unintelligent lusus associated with the teal caste squeakbeast: Rat or mouse st///ingbug: Hornet talonscreecher: Bird trunkbeast / trumpet beast: Elephant tubeflora: Tree woolbeast: Sheep HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD [number] wheel device: Wheeled vehicle or object/ One wheel device means unicycle, four wheel device can mean wheelchair, etc/ ablutionrobe: Bathrobe ablution trap: Bathtub bileslaw: Coleslaw-like food block: Generic word for a room bobblenug: Bobblehead figurine boiled tree blood: Maple syrup or similar sap-based food bulbhuggers: Possible word for a bra buttery exploded kernels: Popcorn churned dairy product: Butter corpse box: Coffin or casket crisprange: Stove Cruel Aid: Kool-Aid-like drink dong shouter: Bell dross coffer: Garbage can escalation zigzags: Stairs extraterraneal land///ing slats: Rooftop balcony-like structures falldown slat: Skateboard fart niblets: Beans flavor disc: Pizza gander precipice: Balcony gland holsters: Possible word for a bra glitter biscuit: Sparkly sticker or award grub: Common Alternian foodstuff, used in dishes such as grubsauce and grubcakes and sometimes in technology grubshed: Small grub-related shed, possibly analogous to a doghouse heft satchels: Possible word for a bra hunger trunk: Fridge or pantry huskloaf: Baked food husktop: Laptop hydration cylinder: Beverage can jut duffels: Possible word for a bra lawnmeal: Picnic lawnr///ing: Yard loaf supplement: Bologna loungeplank: Couch or sofa meal block: Kitchen medicalizer: Wall-mounted heal///ing device nub stilts: High-heeled shoes nutrition cylinder: Can of food nutrition plateau: Plate offal drum: Trash can palmhusk: Mobile phone or handheld computer panlid: Hat protrusion hammocks: Possible word for a bra peal screamer: Bell recuperacoon: Sopor slime-filled sleep///ing pod respiteblock: Bedroom rumpusblock: Recreation or rumpus room scald///ing leaf fluid: Tea scourdray: Mop cart scuttlebuggy: Vehicle/ Can refer to fly///ing, hover///ing, wheeled, or legged vehicles omniscuttlecoach: Large vehicle for transport///ing many trolls, similar to a bus snack mineral: Salt or other mineral season///ing smearspinner: Floor waxer snuggleplane: Blanket spherical fruit str///ing: Grapevine splaysac: Soft chair similar to a beanbag, filled with sopor slime swaychair: Rock///ing chair thermal hull: Refrigerator tobacco flutes: Cigars troll caegar: Coin wheelstops: Brakes wobble rucksack: Possible word for a bra zigzag incline: Stairway EXPRESSIONS AND GRAMMAR "blood beneath the abatoir": "water under the bridge" "bury the thresher": "bury the hatchet" "cloak-and-laser": "cloak-and-dagger" "cold gobblefiend": "cold turkey" "collide-and-scamper": "hit-and-run" columnsnap: Whiplash red distraction fish: Red herr///ing enclosure talons: Quotation marks or f///inger quotes finish crumbs: Sentence-end///ing punctuation, especially periods "grub-fisted": "ham-fisted" hav///ing one's horns handed to them: Hav///ing one's ass handed to them, or be///ing thoroughly defeated "hunt-and-sequester": "hide-and-seek" invertebrother: Fraternal term of affection, possibly religious make one's recuperacoon and wriggle around in its slime: "make one's bed and lie in it" "(not) my container of scald///ing leaf fluid": "(not) my cup of tea" "no need to flip your thinkpan": "no need to flip your lid" "off my swaychair": "off my rocker" "opposable digits in huskloafs": "f///ingers in pies" "r///ings a dong shouter" / "r///ings a peal screamer": "r///ings a bell" "ripperwasp in their jock": "bee in their bonnet" "run-of-the-grain-grinder": "run-of-the-mill" "scrubbed fuchsia": Scrubbed clean or "whitewashed," possibly referr///ing to fuchsia-caste censorship shout pole: Exclamation mark "spill the fart niblets": "spill the beans" "spinn///ing my wheel device": "spinn///ing my wheels" surprise noodle: Question mark tomewriggler: Bookworm "troll caegar a dozen": "dime a dozen" "weakslime": "weaksauce" "when shit hits the breeze blender" / "when shit hits the thresher": "when shit hits the fan" "wild honkbird chase": "wild goose chase" "without a bean in your thinkpan": Empty-headed, unintelligent, or foolish Be warned for #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #biology and whatever else/"
8=l < I am hosting a small party at 6pm EST this Saturday, October 10 8=l < There will be music, drin%, a bonfire, and sna% 8=l < There's an area for you to ride my horses, an area for dancing, and an area for light spars 8=l < This is intended to be a friendly get together 8=l < I e%pect a small amount of people but everyone is welcome to come 8=l < It will be outdoors and it is c001 out so please dress accordingly 8=l < If anyone causes problems I will personally remove them 8=l < I will have a transportalizer set up nearby with coordinates posted on the day of
₍^. .^₎⟆ Mo!ra!ls should be allowed to k!sss. They don’t have to but they Ssshould be allowed to whenever they want꠹
this is why idm kicking it with a gamzee fr0m time two time. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/097ca6ea187d.jpg
i don’t com3 on h3r3 much but wh3n i do th3r3’z ushually zom3 fuk zhit happ3nin and i’m not zurprish3d anymor3
wHY DOES SHE HATE, mY BEANS?
hAD SOME BEANS, #BEANS
:33 < Mrrp... I haven't s33n my meowrail in soooo long! Not after his matespurrit started hogging him... Hmmm.. :33 < Not that I'm jealous but I miss him!! :33 < He's my only quad! Hiss... :33 < I'm packing my bags to go spend a few lights at his hive and I am overjoyed!!!
PSA: If you're coming to a public place and you haven't showered in days I am going to spray you like you're a really big mosquito and replace your ass stank with whatever chemical cocktail it is they put in these body sprays. I don't care what time it is. I don't care if it's the middle of the night and you think no one will care. I'll care. And I'll make it your problem the entire time you're near me, you soggy sack of shit. You don't have a "pleasing musk". It isn't sexy. You smell like a public toilet and you're offending everyone's sensibilities. I hope you die. I hope a truck veers off the road and reduces you to a smelly paste, so the last person that has to sniff your unholy fucking reek is the cleanup crew. I hope they hit me too, while we're at it. #suggestive #nsfw? #violence #workvent
do you think the dream bubble inhabitants would be offended if i dressed up as a ghostbuster for all hallows eve this sweep?
i have news i think the hoofbeast guys will like.
why the fuck does my blanket smell like peanut butter??? sometimes i wake up at night and do things i don't remember doing. i know i used the bathroom but apparently i separated my mice and i guess ate a fucking snack too, the fuck?
i'm gonna scream my lungs out and play the bass, don't talk to me.
The gifted kid to burnt out catgirl pipeline is a real thing, source being me of course.
iim gettiing 2endiifiicated 2ome taco bell. can't waiit.
The dynAmic oxygen exchAnge performed by the gills And centrAl respirAtory systems of seAdwellers is one of the most beAvtifvl strvctvres of the trollAn form...
8=l < Stopped aging in my twenties 8=l < I will neighver e%perience male pattern baldness
bl0w up y0ur h0a. #megid0p0sting
i should try fursuiting :0
1 2EE A LOT OF ACCOUNT2 ON D1FFERENT 21TE2 2AY1NG "MDN1". WHAT DOE2 EVERYONE HAVE AGA1N2T M1NER2?! WE CAN 1NTERACT, WE JU2T WANT TO 2HOW OFF OUR COOL ORE2!
is it too #transgender of me to ditch the bubblegum pink text for sexy nasty hot pink??? will ppl boo me in the streets?? will my friends even recognize me??? y does this feel more taboo than my entire transition combined :00
The Shape goes into a Shape Press that presses the Shape into a pressed Shape.
im chosing 2 beliv that they r just lik lab grown n i just confused the fuck outta some wannabe victor frankenstein who spent like 4 months synthesizing these bad boyssss
hollld up You mightT be ontTo sometThing
void aspect is not!! for the weak!! i have been voiding shit into my room in my sleep and it’s getting annoying. wtf am i gonna do w 20lbs of q-tips
8=l < Kind of enjoy cooking for people? 8=l < Hm
I made a pie! If anyone wants a slice feel free to ask, just say please! 38)
8=l < My daughter and I did some pumpkin carving today 8=l < She didn't help very much but she 100ked cute in the pumpkin 8=l < 100k at my muppet
8=l < I hate a lot of you secretly 8=l < But also some of you give me cute aggression 8=l < And adding in that I also like a lot of you too
wait a minute. if the rest 0f you shlubs are already aware 0f this is she a fucking algo wriggler?
8=l < I'm a big horse in fact
waving hi to everyone :)
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp!
POLICE! IS THAT FUCKING F I S H J E N G A??!?!?!? #refrance
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ☪︎rΩn☪︎ⴵƗng Ωn Ⱥn Ⱥppl-∊. #yum -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
The co+ttage o+f co+urse being the little co+ttage I'm building fo+r myself, deep in the wo+o+ds. Regular hive life is very, very bo+ring.
PART TWO, I FUCKING GUESS. Q: "biblically dawg carnally im talking sweat blood and tears look im just putting it out there" THIS ISNT EVEN A QUESTION. WHAT IN THE SWEET MOTHER OF GRUB AM I SUPPOSED TO RESPOND TO THIS. Q: "2o liike when diid you get actually hot iin2tead of ju2t annoyiing and kiinda pathetiic." FIRST OF ALL, I SAW WHAT YOU FILLED IN FOR THE HANDLE MOTHERFUCKER, IT IS ASTONISHING TO ME THAT YOU BELIEVE I CANT RECOGNIZE THAT STUPID LISP ANYWHERE FROM HOW DEEPLY ENGRAINED INTO MY THINKPAN IT IS, ASSHOLE. YOURE NOT SLICK, YOURE LESS SLICK THAN SANDPAPER ON A WART-INFESTED PIG. ANYWAY, WITH THAT OUT OF THE WAY, I DONT KNOW. I JUST GOT OLDER I GUESS. NOT LIKE YOU WERE MUCH BETTER. Q: "Would you let a dilf hit it, ride it nasty and quick. Maybe squeeze them phat pecs?" WHAT. WHAT DO I EVEN SAY TO THIS. I DONT KNOW??? MAYBE??? I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED IT BEFORE, DEPENDS ON THE DILF???? ANYWAY THATS ALL FOR THIS BATCH. THE SUN IS COMING UP SO IM GOING TO SLEEP. GOODLIGHT, I WILL BE BACK WHEN THE SUN HAS ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU AND FUCKS OFF.
Up early... Glub... I'm naut made for t)(is...
OKAY, BEFORE MY NEXT SERIOUS POST I JUST NEED TO SAY THIS. YOU PEOPLE ARE *HORNY*.
Glub!
8=l < I wish to cup a face so tenderly between both hands 8=l < The kind of caress where my thumbs also brush along the cheekbones 8=l < Add a little kiss to the forehead 8=l < And the bump of noses together 8=l < Ah yes 8=l < That's the good stuff
stupid ass idea i aint doin that again
eelmao thanks
you look like you're going to kill me through the screen, good job with that.
I think there might be a four-legged, equine creating following behind me...
₍^. .^₎⟆ Qu!ck, posSt!ng tummy wh!le everyone !sSSs d!ssstracted! ꠹
mY LiKe dAvE AsSiGnEd mOo sOnA Or sOmEtHiN (o:
Ag)(! I was getting a piece of c)(eese out of t)(e coldblock and was )(olding it low since I didnt know w)(ere t)(e barkbeast I was watc)(ing was and it ended up nabbing it from my frond!!! S)(e's usually suc)( a good gill but I t)(ink s)(e must )(ave t)(oug)(t it was for )(er. No sweetie it was naut t)(e c)(eese tax t)(at I alwaes give you it was just my c)(eese. You ate my c)(eese 38(
they are! i was worried my legs would be cold with a skirt but problem solved!
were going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship zooming throooough the sky little eeeeeinsteins
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i imagine much like the really complicated patchwork of time thats a lot more like multidimensional chess than like the river people like to explain it as theres near infinite places to see and explore
fuck yes dude space adventures were gonna be little einsteins
⦓ I'm not very imaginative, I fear... But that sounds like fun! ⦔
⦓ My favourite places to be are wherever my favourite people are, so not really! ⦔
absolutely! half the fun of space powers is going where no one has before
It's pretty nice ye★h.
if i was a space player i would totally do that
i mean its not long enough to tangle yet.
Soft launching my no longer being completely a man.
:33 < it is time fur mining and crafting, crafting and mining. the craft.
sometimes this place is like hey check out these classic novels i read and other times its like redacted redacted redacted im not surprised but i think the whiplash is getting to me
oh hell yeah what modpack is that
i have some pretty compelling reasons to believe so...
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- -- [-∊mpyr-∊ȺnΣȺpΩ♱ⴵ-∊ΩΣƗΣ ⴵȺΣ drΩpp-∊d ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr pȺlmⴵuΣ|⟨!] -- -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
got that coverd thx tho
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΣΩm-∊♱Ɨm-∊Σ ♱ⴵ-∊ ΣƗgn Ωf ♱ru-∊ lΩv-∊ 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ yΩur quȺdrȺn♱ ƗΣ 屮ⴵ-∊n ♱ⴵ-∊y l-∊♱ yΩu dΩ ♱-∊☪︎ⴵd-∊☪︎|⟨ fƗng-∊rbΩȺrd ♱rƗ☪︎|⟨Σ Ωn ♱ⴵ-∊Ɨr Σpⴵ-∊r-∊Σ #nΣf屮 -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
everyone been sittin here for all ~30 to 500 sweeps of my life lettin me spell my own blood color wrong and naut correctin me
>+. RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRIC FENCE </3 .+<
remember when i said i need assistance? yeah....this is why.....Giorno's been acting strange lately https://64.media.tumblr.com/bcd5d741e3fc7db03cbb37e47a4ff074/b91ea692d1d2ec60-6c/s1280x1920/6d5287f3410e46c257e4beb34388fb9a1cb1d2c2.jpg maybe i should take him to a Vet? Any equine experts wanna weigh in on this?
thank you!
I don't think that they got hands
8=l < Today I will lay in the pasture and cuddle my horses
W)(ale I s)(ore )(ope everyone )(as already )(ad a nice big )(eelt)(y breakfast, and taken t)(eir meds if t)(ey )(ave any! Make s)(ore to drink plenty of water and get a little bit of moons)(ine (or suns)(ine) tonig)(t!!! 38D.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Oh it's all inside jokes. █ Though there was one put on the toolbox of my helmstech that said "Not the smartest" implying he's not the smartest tool in the box. █ Which is funny.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ Fun "drama" on the ship, someone borrowed Cass' label printer and has been putting odd labels on things. █ Obviously I know who it is. █ But its fun watching the crew speculate.
MANIFESTING YOU’LL HAVE A GOOD DAY TODAY.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ If I was a worm would you put me in nice soil or like soil that sucks and isn't good.
new to chittr <3 bleazze be nice to meeeee heeheeee ~
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 buppy ^^^^^^^^^^
I Only Need To Love Myself.
wwell wwith that fuckin attitude sure cmon theres gonna be somethin hes not impervvious to you gotta ride the belief
Good Morning
bwoof
Sometimes you just wanna chill with your favourite person but you can’t, responsibilities exist.
good enough for me lets hope he gets pulvverized
dunno wwho that fucker is but i support hammer obliteration
on the profile it does the same thing, so i suppose he has me blocked shame ...john says some people have our whole universe blocked so hey at least its nothing i did :)
It Usually Means You Are Blocked By That Individual, That Or Spotty Connection
wat does it mean if i hit the follow button and it flashes 2 unfollow n then back to follow i am positive i am not double clicking
"It has been said that only when a mosquito lands on one's balls, do they learn that not every solution requires violence." —Ernest Hemingway
Alright Chittr, here's your first pairing for this round of #CandyBrawl Red corner: Airheads Black corner: 3 Musketeers
S)(ello~!
turns out troll minecraft is basically the same? who knew!?
chalk Drawing of binturMoM! i like to think i captureD her fluff pretty well :o)
i cant let him ragebait me i cant
MY FATASS MEOWBEAST JUST LICK THE SYRUP OFF MY PANCAKE, MOVEEEEEEEEEE.
<action; statement input; statement: beepdate [#|ia|yisbees] input; statement: i have made a s|ide for the bees & am working on a see-saw & carouse| input; statement: the obstac|e course wi|| a|so have dang|ing pom-poms because they |ike those & i a|ready have the fi|es for the materia| scanner input; statement: i am focusing rea||y hard on the bees so i can try to pretend that i am not probab|y sti|| on thin ice regarding apparent impertinence from |ast cyc|e input; statement: which is a bad idea but i input; statement: am not about to bring it up to them & focusing on the bees he|ps me not react to them ca||ing me things other than my name or 'he|m' when ta|king about me />
:33< their barf is snack
I'm not saying it doesn't fit! I'm just saying that it keeps happening and wondering why it keeps happening! >_<
:33< hope mew find somewhere warm and wet to stick it :33< ;33 :33< #suggestive
:33< meowbeast kick ass
8=l < I want to take all of the Karkats and put them into a room 8=l < Then release an e%ceptionally large beach ball into the middle 8=l < And then just watch
...♡ MY RATINGS HAVE BEEN GOING TILL THE SKY SINCE I GOT CHITTR, THANKS TO MY LOYAL FANS!
Suppose That's Fair
🜏 xyliindɛrr s♱uxk iin miinii m&ms ♱ubɛ ♱ypɛ pos♱ ♅
\ YES 1t's s0000 awkward when 1 g0 t0 l1ke a p0st and 1t turns 0ut they have me bl0cked. l1ke 0k 1 d0n't m1nd 1'm bl0cked but whyyyyy can 1 st1ll see y0u?? /
8=l < I agree 8=l < I wish it did this too 8=l < They blocked me and I still have to go through the effort of blocking them back 8=l < It's quite rude
...♡ HELLO DARLINGS, HOW ARE WE THIS FINE EVENING, OR NIGHT, OR MORNING?
/.oh.weird.\
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮⦻ﻌ⊙ა 💬 "stop 'starin at me with that big ol ganderbulb" ૮ ༝ﻌ༚ა 💬 ^^^^^^^^^^
W)(ale, sometimes a nice nap in t)(e middle of t)(e nig)(t is reelly important!!! )(ope everyone's getting plenty of sleep!
print("i like to think i am at least hard or lunatic")
Honor Your Dead.
First round of #CandyBrawl is done, please give it up for your competitors for the round of 16: Milky Way Airheads Snickers Candy corn Twix Percy Pigs Starburst 3 Musketeers KitKat Reese's Crunch Butterfinger Twizzlers Sour Patch Kids Tootsie rolls Pop rocks Next round's pairings will be randomized, this list is just for show.
wear iit proudly.
8=l < Welcome to the club
L⊚L! Never buy furniture ⊚ff ⊚f ANGERZ⊚N!!!
there are youtube tutorials for everything
I Need More Friends.
...♡ I JUST FINISHED PERFORMING AND THE RATINGS HAVE GONE OUT OF THE ROOF!
evil morning everyone! and evil evensong.
Not a single pity vote for Jolly Ranchers. Let's move on from that sad display. Tootsie Rolls (Red reacts) VS. Almond Joy (Black reacts) #candybrawl
Wait I forgot. I give you some pats on the head and a chocolate chip cookie, you’re such a good boy, a very good very pretty boy.
Good evening everyone! I )(ope all of you ate or are about to eat breakfast! T)(at you slept w)(ale and enoug)(, and are ready to )(ave a lovely nice little Sunday! --Especially you my lil guppies!~
⠀ COOL U rappin' GOOD ! BAD AWFUL
what the fuck happened to the cool
After a close, tight race, Reeses emerges victorious over Nerds. Our next matchup is: Gummy bears (red reacts) VS. Nestlé Crunch (black reacts) #candybrawl
Congratulations. I am going to send my level 14 Abra at you now.
Lil man came home with a tiny bag of resin sea creatures. Theres 12 tiny crabs on my desk
≽^•⩊•^≼ I dont trust you cause you're trying to convince me not to get super powers. Some mother fucker was talking about cold welding metal by "stealing" space
thanks fr the info i shall give this information to my space friend
oh yeah i could really fuck up some spicy kimchi noodles right now
So w)(ere in t)(e world IS Carmen Sandiego???????
8=l < @cyberGovernor a%ed: --E√ Do you like other equine creatures, or is it just horses? 8=l < I act001ly like a lot of animals 8=l < Horses are just my favorite 8=l < I do enjoy others such as zebras and asses
fees)(!!!
\ 1 g0t r1d 0f m1ne J:) they g0t ann0y1ng /
)(ave you ever )(ad a glub w)(ere you glubglub and glub w)(ere glublglubglubglubglub
8=l < There is so much wrong with a horse's anatomy that it's a marvel that they do anything at all and they sh001d be praised for living despite the odds
“IN SPACE, THERE ARE MANY ADORNING STARS, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH COSTAR.” - KHNEIL TAISON. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/116AA570661D.JPEG
for your visual reference i am currently coiled up like a snake
YEAH, I’M FAT.
I'm Not Sure If I Am Considered Fat Or Not, I Don't Think I Am But I Do Not Know The Specifics For Today
happy fat boy friday. let'S have a chill one this wipe. nothing too crazy, alright? #fatboyfriday
|--[ tAke sOme pAinkillers. if it persists fOr mOre thAn A week, cOnsult A medicAl prOfessiOnAl. ]-->
Eat breakfast. Take your medication, if medication has been prescribed to you. Ensure you have time to enjoy your hobbies.
I am. I’m honored my absence was noticed.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ ⴵȺv-∊ dΩn-∊ nΩ♱ⴵƗng bu♱ b-∊ ƗnfȺ♱uȺ♱-∊d 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ ♱-∊☪︎ⴵ d-∊☪︎|⟨Σ fΩr ♱ⴵ-∊ lȺΣ♱ 3 dȺyΣ, fƗng-∊r Σ|⟨Ⱥ♱-∊bΩȺrdΣ. Ɨ'v-∊ mȺΣ♱-∊r-∊d dΩƗng Ⱥ |⟨Ɨ☪︎|⟨-flƗp Ωff Ωf Ⱥny ΣurfȺ☪︎-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
OH YEAH ALSO. GOT TOP SURGERY. NO MORE TITS FOR DAMARA. WOULD POST PICTURE BUT NO.
startling revelation made. trolls on chittr potentially same as trolls on pesterchum. more info to come.
8=l < I love my friends
:33< do mew suppawse no nut novempurr and locktopurr have anyathing to do with storing up nuts fur the wintpurr? :33< #nsfw #makesmewthink
try gun and if that don't work try moore gun
C:/Users/%adeptIngenuity%/nop3_straight noodl3 for this guy_crunch crunch crunch/Downloads
8=l < I have untold power in this pen sty100s
Update: the migraine has finally left me alone.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
LIFE IS AWESOME WHEN YOU IGNORE THE BAD PART OF IT.
:33< i wish afurodisiacs fur real that would rule :33< #nsfw
i dont know why but the cheese is calling to me
do you guys remember hot pockets. this is the fuckin bomb
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can saute but then there are also the horrors one day we will saute the horrors
head pats for me? head pats for jade?
I LIKE MEN PERIOD
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! l!ke men when they’re b!g and stup!d꠹
:33 < *despite being kitty, the huntress f33ls right at home amongst puppies, fur her matesprit is also one!!*
LEFT OVER PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 you sicken me ^^^^^^^^^^
youre all so silly )(ere or )(orny sometimes bot)(! I t)(ink i could get used to t)(is place! 38)
I'm actually very content with the amount of horniness on this website. 8) #nsfw
nothing better than opening my phone to bicep pics
((sometimes it happens to me too, slight inconvenience but this site as fun, plenty of roleplay opportunities and there's always some crazy shit going on here.
gm, nerd
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Σⴵ-∊ll y-∊Ⱥⴵ Ɨnd-∊-∊d. Ɨ gΩ♱ fr-∊-∊♱Ɨm-∊ Ɨf yΩu -∊v-∊r 屮ȺnnȺ ⴵ-∊Ⱥr m-∊ rȺmbl-∊ ȺbΩu♱ ⴵΩ屮 Ɨ gΩ♱ ♱Ω 屮ⴵ-∊r-∊ Ɨ Ⱥm -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ⱥⴵ, RƗgⴵ♱ ♱ⴵ-∊n. Ɨ -∊nd-∊d up b-∊Ɨng ⴵȺ♱☪︎ⴵ-∊d mȺl-∊ Ⱥnd ♱ⴵȺ♱ gΩ♱ m-∊ ♱ΩΣΣ-∊d Ɨn♱Ω Ⱥ 屮ⴵΩl-∊ bun☪︎ⴵ Ωf bullΣⴵƗ♱- lΩng Σ♱Ωry. Bu♱ 屮ⴵȺ♱ mȺ♱♱-∊rΣ ƗΣ ♱ⴵȺ♱ yΩu mȺnȺg-∊d ♱Ω r-∊ȺlƗz-∊ 屮ⴵΩ Ⱥnd 屮ⴵȺ♱ yΩu 屮Ⱥn♱-∊d ♱Ω b-∊ Ⱥnd mȺd-∊ Ɨ♱ r-∊ȺlƗ♱y. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
8=l < I am just a sad wet beast
((Hi! oocly, you'll go into your profile, quirk section, do regex replace, and put {r}[\S\s]*{r} in the pattern and leave the replace blank. that way you can put a link or hidden tags/text between {r} text {r} ))
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ=ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 who the fuck shorten's recuperacoon to racoon just say cupe like the rest of us dude ^^^^^^^^^^
[we]~[have]~[almost]~[the]~[same]~[first]~[name!]
:33< furk mew
Glorp.
:33< im nepeta
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 shreddit isnt a high bar to pass but youre real for this anyway ^^^^^^^^^^
g[][]d []ne [an n[]ТТ even if i wanТТed
i will enТТerТТain ТТ]-[is jusТТ []n[e be[ause i ]{n[]w iТТ's funny ... w]-[aТТ's a mind g[]blin?
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates