#joke
mm. alright, thats enough being giddy. i was complimented so this means i must now eviscerate myself.
꧁Me and my matesprit... are... blueberry pancakes with syrup. #joke #secret꧂
That Was / Not / About My Bulge. How Improper. It's Small, Go Away. #reference #joke #nsfw #nsfc
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛Do not build muscle to stay in shape. Build muscle to prepare for mobilization! #joke #muscles #fitness
DON'T ASK "ASS OR BOOBS" IT'S THE SAME THING IN DIFFERENT PLACES.
they should make a movie like twilight except gay call that count twinkula ah ah ah i vant to suck your diiiiiick
GO BACK TO BED AND STARVE.
꧁1.2.3.4.꧂ ꧁I declare a bulge war.꧂ ꧁5.6.7.8.꧂ ꧁Who can keep their bulge straight?꧂ ꧁#NSFW #Joke꧂
So anyway yeah to become a Real Girl I need to go around and collect the 7 chaos emeralds apparently #joke
၄⋆၃ partner didnt laugh at my joke kill her #joke #silly
bruh #currentsituation
WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME A BITCH, IF IT ISN’T A GOOD MORNING TODAY THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS?
unfortunately i am 6eing auto6alanCed to 6lue team so i Cannot 6e Considered red for this round.
hey babe i lied we arent having sex or whatever now put these safety glasses on im showing you how to use a lathe
-- naknakGodhead [NG] exploded via Shitpeta --
၄⋆၃ aaaauughgghgh xold sweat from fever please someone kill me this is agonizing #joke #silly #donotaxtually
၄⋆၃ sneezed and i think i saw the meaning of the universe #joke
vwho vwant me?
၄⋆၃ putting on my list of things to do tomorrow soft boil egg just one egg #joke #silly
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛If they only suck on the tip, they're subtly asking you to fuck their face. It's just science! /j #nsfw #hornyposting #joke
⛧can you people fucking believe i dont have a matesprite with how charming i am? imagine im smiling with blood in my eyes. #joke #redrom #matesprite⛧
(( Lowkey hopping off chittr for tonight. All of my accounts. Not just Xennox. If I were let loose like this I think I would wind up banned for being a total asshole. #joke #imsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsillyimsosilly
⛧i'm like an attack-barkbeast. look me in the eyes when speaking to me or i may go for your jugular. #joke #violence⛧
The Pajamas / Are / Ugly, By The Way. Just The Most Ungodly ( #joke ) Shade Of Red And Brown You Have Ever Seen. I Hate It Here. I Ought To Have Missed The Bed Entirely Than To Have Come Out The Other Side Looking Like A Clot Of Dubious Blood Origin.
၄⋆၃ i am going to be so annoying for at least 3 nights bexause i get #manxolds whixh means i will xomplain about a xold as if it will kill me and then as soon as im better i will axt like it was worse than any illness ive ever had #joke
၄⋆၃ puts my hands on your faxe to spread my germs to you let us be sixk together #silly #joke
၄⋆၃ if i die from this dreaded illness dot dot dot (i wont) id like for there to be a sxreen next to my fuxking xasket that just has a pixture of myself with the xaption "what does/did he even do" #silly #joke
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Every time someone trips in a STUPID way on this ship. Just know, I SAW. =D| |HAHAHA! You tripped like an IDIOT. #JOKE| [end_transmission]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Sure do wish I wasn't IMMOBILE. Do I even HAVE fronds anymore? #JOKE #I-PROBABLY-have-my-fronds| [end_transmission]
[unit_RV002NF_transmission] |Goregle, how to feel about NEW HELM takin your broodmates place a week after they took him? #JOKE #HAHA-LAUGH| [end_transmission]
A shame Eileit already took all the game. This is why Arty will never have a second quadrant and I won’t find any. #joke
。 ₊°༺ soome♱imes i woonder if i'm like... ♱oooo easy???? ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ like... yeah i'm picky aboou♱ whoo i ♱alk wi♱h bu♱ like. maybe i'm ♱oooooooooo easy ♱oo like... i doon'♱ fucking knoow, seduce?! ugh... i doon'♱ knoow. maybe i♱'s jus♱ ♱he drinks froom las♱ ligh♱ ♱alking... anyways. why are yoou looooking in my bulbs, my spheres are doown here?!?! ʕ≧ᴥ≦ʔ #jooke
if you have a crush on me, tell me know, so i can plot to disappoint you. #hustle #grindset #joke
[[_stop_#yearning_and_start_#urning._we've_got_ass_to_ash_and_butts_to_dust._fire_up_the_crematorium.__]] [[_#nsfw_#death_#joke_]]
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛With how much of a manwhore I'm behaving as of late, my 80's song reference should have been Easy Lover. #nsfw #joke
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛tell your rumblespheres to stop staring at my eyes! #joke #mildly-nsfw
〚⦅⦕⤊⦖⦆〛Bulge post. Just fair warning. Finally gonna get shorts that go below the knee a little so I can hide my bulge if I have a malfunction. An angel loses it's wings. /j #nsfw #vent-kinda #bulge #newclothes #joke
also. what's the hardest cult to get into. #joke.
what's the difference between jam and jelly. #joke.
。 ₊°༺ kehehe...hehehe... ooooooooh i'm like ac♱ually soooooo screwed NOOWW! ʕ ˵´• ᴥ •`˵ ʔ #jooke
。 ₊°༺ i ♱hink ♱hey're like... ♱ag ♱eaming me?! ʕ ˵ㅇ ᴥ ㅇ˵ʔ i'm soo screwed!!!! ・・・ʕ ˵ @ ᴥ @ ˵ ʔ #vaguepoos♱ing #jooke
I'm technically mortal now, absolutely no cosmic power in me at all anymore. Let me in the club, Haze. #joke
Larkso 2 Is Coming Soon. Reserve Your Tickets Now For A Limited Time. #joke
collectin the entire sphere. llevyn get over here #joke #nooffense
“I am not a dangerous biotech construct” should clearly be my new shirt. #joke





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