Monevv Rocsid
@hollowGlycol
_ CHemist, mediCuller, and bioloGist, despite tHe cards dealt. He/Him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
(( OOC intro Posts may include gore, violence, horror, body horror, vagueposting, vent, and substances This is basically a tired med student in troll form. Has a major grudge against culinaryLover for what HE believes is a murder on his matesprit. They will bitch about each other. Monevv also has a bit of mad scientist. ))
_ Life draGs on, or wHatever tHey say. Live out of spite, if anytHinG.
_ FascinatinG data beinG produced on tHe timeline. Or, ratHer, multiple timelines. Ha. _ #joke #dasHwatcHinG
_ I accidentally clicked on one of tHose accursed ads. No, I don’t want to siGn up for some ridiculous datinG sHow. It’s a flasHy waste of time and enerGy. _ Now I’ve lost my railbound locomotive of tHouGHt.
he7 wait a(tuall7 did that happen
the dating show, i mean. he talked about it for a while and then hasn’t. i dunno if it happened or what the result of it was
_ OH I Have no idea. I Haven’t been followinG alonG in it’s production. But tHe advertisement persists.
_ Hm. It seems just because I CAN lift sometHinG witH one Hand/pronG, doesn't mean I sHould. #CarpalTunnelSyndrome
_ Believe it or not, I don't Hold someone named "Expired Milk" in HiGH reGard. #directpostinG
_ Of course I've Heard of a username, you iGnoramus. THis beinG an online Handle is worse. Because it implies tHat you made tHe conscious decision to make your Handle tHe most repulsive tHinG you could tHink of.
I~ Did~ Make~ That~ Exact~ Decision.~ What~ About~ You,~ What~ Are~ You~ Supposed~ To~ Be?~
_ My Handle is HollowGlycol. Glycol, as in a compound in cHemistry. I am a biocHemist, obviously. Hollow, because it's tHankless work.
_ And your repulsive Handle isn't edGy in it's own riGHt? Truly, HiGHbloods lack tHe capacity to self reflect.
I~ Don't~ Need~ To~ Self~ Reflect,~ I~ Look~ In~ The~ Mirror~ Enough.~ I'm~ Gorgeous.~
You~ Seem~ Quite~ Prejudiced.~ I~ Thought~ It~ Was~ You~ Who~ Said~ Being~ A~ Bitch~ Isn't~ A~ Personality~ Trait?~
_ THat was in context to a rebuttal to my entirely neutral comment. You, on tHe otHer Hand seem to be replyinG for tHe sole purpose of pissinG me off.
What~ Can~ I~ Say,~ You're~ Fun~ To~ Argue~ With.~
_ BeinG a bitcH isn't a personality trait. #vaGuepostinG
_ It is Good practice to recoGnize wHen one is outside tHeir expertise, and call for an expert in tHe field. THis Goes for botH in and outside of tHe lab.
_ Hm. I've come a lonG way in droppinG issues wHen tHey'll only stress me furtHer to pursue. ProGress.
_ As a General rule: If you require mobility aids or any accommodations to your condition, and you Have access to tHem, use tHem. THere is no reason to wear your body out more tHan necessary. THey exist for a reason. If tHey must be modified to make it comfortable, do so. _ Just use tHem.
There are some reasons.
_ THey Hate me for my scientific nuance.
_ THis is your reminder tHat trolls cannot Get preGnant. We do not Have tHe anatomy for it. Our nooks do not connect to a womb. We cannot carry younG. Any allusions to tHe contrary is eitHer a joke, or some sort of maGic. More likely tHe former, knowinG tHis website. _ #suGGestive #isuppose #cw-preGnancy #preGnancy #dasHwatcHinG #tootiredfortHissHit
It's almoost like the absurdity oof it is the whoole pooint
_ Yes, I’m not tryinG to be a spoil-sport Here. For once. I am simply explaininG to tHose tHat are not “in” on tHe joke tHat it’s not possible. PreventinG confusion, and all.
Persoonally i think gaslighting humans is much funnier
_ THat’s your opinion. However, as a troll of science, I believe in informinG wHenever possible.
Yaaaaaawnnn
_ Did you know tHat risinG from tHe dead is reportedly quite painful? Your muscles strain to start back up from riGor mortis. THe nerves feel as if tHey're aflame witH new siGnals. Veins are in quite tHe poor state, reGardless of tHe cause of deatH. Not to mention tHe mental trauma. _ THouGH considerinG tHe immortals on tHis website tHat rose to power by deatH-related means, tHis is likely common knowledGe. _ #funfact #Gore #violence #deatH
Sounds 'bout rright.
personally i did not experience pain as you are describing only the actual miserable pain of my death which in all honesty lasted only a few moments
_ I suppose it depends on tHe universe. I will admit, I'm not well versed on tHe specifics of tHe "God-Tier" So tHis fact was more about mundane reanimation.
yes see that i have no personal experience in but this site is chock full of rainbow drinkers so maybe they can corroborate your findings
Remember To Stay Hydrated
_ I saw a spider die toniGHt. A small one riGHt next to my desk. _ THe creature fell from its web, clearly infirm. Difficulty movinG. PerHaps nearinG tHe end of its lifespan. It limped to a flat surface to roll on its back and deatH curl. Only to flip over and die upriGHt. _ One may call tHis a melancHoly siGHt, but one must remember. Moments like tHese Happen all tHe time. THis was simply a moment in wHicH tHe last moments of a livinG beinG were perceived by a neutral observer. A part of life. _ If anytHinG, I’m Grateful tHe creature lived a full life before passinG at my desk. _ MusinGs aside, I really must clean up in tHis corner. _ #cw-animal-deatH #deatH #violence but not really. I didn’t kill it.
[|87 :: They always ask "WHERE 1S THE MED1C! OH GOG, MY 1NTEST1NES ARE HANG1NG OUT OF MY STOMACH!!!" but they never ask "How ;s the med;c?" smh #horror #gore #bodyhorror #doctorproblems
How is the medic, then? How are you, good doctor? I must admit, I do miss walking past your office every morning.
[|87 :: Me. 1 am the med;c. https://c.tenor.com/YPsBOdthakkAAAAd/tenor.g;f
well, now i gotta ask. why the medic?
[|87 :: Not the best. The r;s;n demand of lethal drugs keeps k;ll;n off my cl;entele. Perhaps 1 should put some restr;ct;ons on dosages because as n;ce as ;t ;s to keep g;v;n the clurch the;r canned m;racles 1 fear they aren't us;n ;t for the;r normal purposes.
[|87 :: Because ;t g;ves me an excuse to rummage around peoples ;nternal organs w;thout them hav;n a pan;c attack. And sav;n people ;s c00l t00 1 guess
I trust that you will come to an amicable conclusion to this. You're a smart man, Dr. Sabbot.
organs, huh? do you ever branch out into other instruments? i hear the trombone's a pretty good one.
[|87 :: 1 do as a matter of fact. 1 may have dabbled ;n the xylobone, once or tw;ce.
[|87 :: You always had fa;th ;n me Lalonde. 1t ;s truly apprec;ated.
heheheh. i like you already.
_ It seems my body finally took its toll, in terms of fatiGue. Awoke wonderinG wHat sweep it is.
_ Conspiracy tHeorists are a Guilty pleasure of mine to interact witH. I want to study tHem like bacterium in a petri disH. How did tHey come to tHese conclusions? WHat series of events led to a troll developinG tHis mindset? So many questions tHat tHey're likely never to answer. So cauGHt up in tHeir own world.
_ I would ratHer not diaGnose trolls I don't know, especially Given my expertise lies more in tHe biocHemical tHan tHe psycHoloGical.
this is a very very sad mindset to have for doing science, petri dish guy
{[ Well I used to 6e "normal" until the 6lueprints for the helmet I wear came to me in a dream. I thought it would let me read minds due to my weaker psionics 6ut when I put it on it instead showed me the TRUTH OF EVERYTHING, and how to find SECRET TUNNELS BENEATH EVERY MAJOR BUILDING ]}√
_ A true scientist understands wHere tHey are lackinG in a field. I would need a specialist to carry out proper researcH. However, as I've stated, interactinG witH tHese sorts of individuals is purely for fun. _ I simply do not enjoy tossinG around terms like psycHosis and delusions if i can Help it. As I don't want to increase stiGma already Had aGainst individuals witH tHem.
_ Remember tHat botH trolls and Humans rely on our Hands/fronds for a myriad of tasks, and tHerefore tHe appendaGes sHould be Given ample restinG time wHenever possible. StrateGic stretcHes are also HiGHly recommended for prolonGed joint HealtH. _ THey are HiGHly complex parts of tHe body tHat one sHould not take for Granted.
a LOT OF YOU THINK i am being RUDE TO YOU. you're WRONG. i am NOT RUDE. I AM TRUTHFUL. not my fault you can't handle it
WHAT IS WITH YOUR ANIMOSITY, ERZHIX? you trip and STUB YOUR TOE or something?
>>| .uhhh. who said that you .are rude type bievey? by the by, .it's nice to see you back. how .is .ormici?
you and ME BOTH.
you're not rude tbh i think you're like. unsocialized, at worst.
_ Can otHer users please taG wHen tHey talk about amonG us so tHe rest of us wHo don't care can block tHe taG? It's beGinninG to Get irritatinG scrollinG tHrouGH tHe invite codes. A simple "amonGus" taG would do.