Monevv Rocsid
@hollowGlycol
_ CHemist, mediCuller, and bioloGist, despite tHe cards dealt. He/Him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
(( OOC intro Posts may include gore, violence, horror, body horror, vagueposting, vent, and substances This is basically a tired med student in troll form. Has a major grudge against culinaryLover for what HE believes is a murder on his matesprit. They will bitch about each other. Monevv also has a bit of mad scientist. ))
_ I prioritize patient confidentiality over all else. THe urGe to Gossip may be stronG, but my resolve is mucH stronGer. Be Grateful.
_ Some may say I’m “too prickly” or “a total bummer” but wHy sHould I suGarcoat anytHinG? Especially wHen under my care? _ I’ve spent too lonG workinG for tHis position to spend my career beinG nice.
_ AH, I was not aware a few of tHese badGes existed until now. Work Has kept me away for a bit. _ @imJunior WHen you Have tHe time, could you be a dear and Give me tHe mediculler, vaccinated, and bisexual badGes?
Hmm... #vaccinatedisUserUnique #pleaseseekpermissionfrom → #badgeholders! #juniorbadgedyou!
_ THank you.
\ n >< n / #juniorhappytohelp
_ Reminder to otHer trolls of science to keep your lab-squeakbeasts in cHeck. THey can Get... unruly in certain procedures.
_ DoinG bloodwork for a patient is a bit dull at times, but tHe variety keeps it interestinG. Namely between castes. A stranGe positive of tHe biodiversity amonG trollkind.
Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises? Unrelated but check out this very interesting and quiet video. https://youtu.be/1n6p5nVVyO8?is=XQIpmBtMPk2mW0jp
Shocked are we? Well, yes the loud noise easily startles us but if we're being honest you weren't surprised you knew what to expect for the link.
Oh no. I did not even click the link, truthfully. I just wanted to do that.
Ah I see, so that's the course things have taken. Need to note that down then.
_ It is law, it's obliGation _ Outpace every imitation _ It is law, it's motHer nature _ You are danGer _ Keep all failure in tHe basement _ Must stay ready for replacement _ Don't make mistakes in tHis world _ 'Cause it's bury or die... _ Bury or die! _ Grab your scytHe! _ 'Cause it's time to reap, it's time to keep aHead _ Bury your friends! _ THey're means to an end! _ BeGinninGs were meant to all be left beHind _ And wHen it's done _ WHen you're alone you'll know you've won
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_ NotHinG of note on tHe site to comment on. A sHame. PerHaps I could sHare my medical findinGs instead. Not too mucH, However. I wouldn't want some Hack to steal my discoveries before tHey're publisHed on a more reputable site.
_ Life draGs on, or wHatever tHey say. Live out of spite, if anytHinG.
_ FascinatinG data beinG produced on tHe timeline. Or, ratHer, multiple timelines. Ha. _ #joke #dasHwatcHinG
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he7 wait a(tuall7 did that happen
_ Be specific.
the dating show, i mean. he talked about it for a while and then hasn’t. i dunno if it happened or what the result of it was
_ OH I Have no idea. I Haven’t been followinG alonG in it’s production. But tHe advertisement persists.
_ Hm. It seems just because I CAN lift sometHinG witH one Hand/pronG, doesn't mean I sHould. #CarpalTunnelSyndrome
_ Believe it or not, I don't Hold someone named "Expired Milk" in HiGH reGard. #directpostinG
_ Of course I've Heard of a username, you iGnoramus. THis beinG an online Handle is worse. Because it implies tHat you made tHe conscious decision to make your Handle tHe most repulsive tHinG you could tHink of.
I~ Did~ Make~ That~ Exact~ Decision.~ What~ About~ You,~ What~ Are~ You~ Supposed~ To~ Be?~
_ My Handle is HollowGlycol. Glycol, as in a compound in cHemistry. I am a biocHemist, obviously. Hollow, because it's tHankless work.
_ And your repulsive Handle isn't edGy in it's own riGHt? Truly, HiGHbloods lack tHe capacity to self reflect.
I~ Don't~ Need~ To~ Self~ Reflect,~ I~ Look~ In~ The~ Mirror~ Enough.~ I'm~ Gorgeous.~
_ OH you're stupid AND vain? How traGic, yet entirely expected of your status.
You~ Seem~ Quite~ Prejudiced.~ I~ Thought~ It~ Was~ You~ Who~ Said~ Being~ A~ Bitch~ Isn't~ A~ Personality~ Trait?~
_ THat was in context to a rebuttal to my entirely neutral comment. You, on tHe otHer Hand seem to be replyinG for tHe sole purpose of pissinG me off.
What~ Can~ I~ Say,~ You're~ Fun~ To~ Argue~ With.~
_ BeinG a bitcH isn't a personality trait. #vaGuepostinG
_ It is Good practice to recoGnize wHen one is outside tHeir expertise, and call for an expert in tHe field. THis Goes for botH in and outside of tHe lab.
_ Hm. I've come a lonG way in droppinG issues wHen tHey'll only stress me furtHer to pursue. ProGress.
_ As a General rule: If you require mobility aids or any accommodations to your condition, and you Have access to tHem, use tHem. THere is no reason to wear your body out more tHan necessary. THey exist for a reason. If tHey must be modified to make it comfortable, do so. _ Just use tHem.
There are some reasons.
_ THey Hate me for my scientific nuance.
_ THis is your reminder tHat trolls cannot Get preGnant. We do not Have tHe anatomy for it. Our nooks do not connect to a womb. We cannot carry younG. Any allusions to tHe contrary is eitHer a joke, or some sort of maGic. More likely tHe former, knowinG tHis website. _ #suGGestive #isuppose #cw-preGnancy #preGnancy #dasHwatcHinG #tootiredfortHissHit
It's almoost like the absurdity oof it is the whoole pooint
_ Yes, I’m not tryinG to be a spoil-sport Here. For once. I am simply explaininG to tHose tHat are not “in” on tHe joke tHat it’s not possible. PreventinG confusion, and all.
Persoonally i think gaslighting humans is much funnier
_ THat’s your opinion. However, as a troll of science, I believe in informinG wHenever possible.
Yaaaaaawnnn
