Monevv Rocsid
@hollowGlycol
_ CHemist, mediCuller, and bioloGist, despite tHe cards dealt. He/Him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
_ Can otHer users please taG wHen tHey talk about amonG us so tHe rest of us wHo don't care can block tHe taG? It's beGinninG to Get irritatinG scrollinG tHrouGH tHe invite codes. A simple "amonGus" taG would do.
_ I wonder if tHe olive caste is more susceptible to paranoid tendencies tHan otHers? SometHinG to researcH, perHaps. _ #vaGuepostinG I suppose.
_ I Have encountered two erratically paranoid olivebloods on tHe feed tHus far. Additionally, someone I know Had an x-matesprit tHat fell into quite tHe spiral. I'm not a neuroloGist, but it's a fascinatinG coincidence tHat would be interestinG to study.
>> ¡ know of a handfu1 ¡ th¡nk actua11y!! ¡'m eડpec¡a11y cur¡ouડ becauડe ¡ can k¡nd of ડee the pattern myડe1f!!
POINT OF ORDER! i don't suppose you're erratically ruminating on the pattern?
>> Not eડpec¡a11y, ¡t juડt hadn't occurred to me unt¡1 now And a1ડo, ¡ fee1 1¡ke you're ¡mp1y¡ng ¡'m do¡ng the o1¡ve th¡ng, but ¡'m not an o1¡veb1ood
_ PerHaps because you're not a mediculler.
RESPONSE ON THOSE GROUNDS! i hope you're having fun with that(?)
>> ¡ am ? F¡ne w¡th ¡t? 1o1 At th¡ડ po¡nt ¡'m not eડpec¡a11y worr¡ed about ¡t, ¡t'ડ juડt a fact of my 1¡fe
OBJECTION! your comment is inadmissible under imperial rule of evidence 404(a)(1)
_ Are tHere any Humans Here willinG to donate tHeir bodies to science wHen tHey pass? I Have wanted to study tHe similarities of troll and Human bioloGy for sweeps now. However, livinG on Alternia Has made obtaininG off-world cadavers quite difficult. After all, even if someone were to consent to tHeir body beinG studied by an alien, How would tHe cadaver be delivered safely? _ Pardon my scattered musinGs.
>> ¡ am cur¡ouડ too :)) a1though ¡ hope for no one to d¡e
_ I would Hope tHose tHat consent to tHeir body beinG donated to science do indeed Have a salvaGeable body wHen tHey die, yes.
_ It is far too late to deal witH tHis. I must rest. Do not make it so tHere is a rabies outbreak wHen I wake.
_ It sHouldn't Have to be stated tHat if you are on any version of eartH, and you Get bit by a wild beast, especially if it's foaminG at tHe moutH, Get rabies treatment immediately. It is fatal. _ Get tHe damn treatment.
_ THis is more as a cautionary measure. In case anyone ELSE is stupid enouGH to do tHat.
_ I don't understand tHe need to celebrate two lusus niGHts separated by Gender. For Humans I suppose it makes sense; as from my researcH, tHey adopt a co-lusus style of raisinG tHeir own younG. But tHere's frankly no need for trolls to adopt sucH a tradition. Simply pick a day and be done witH it. _ THat beinG said, I must sHow appreciation for badGerdad.
_ Anyway, back to science.
_ I someHow only just noticed tHe president is followinG me on Here. I can't say I see tHe appeal, but to eacH tHeir own.
_ WHy, tHank you mister president. It's a pleasure to Have you Here.
_ WHile I normally don't enGaGe in trends and sucH, I Have been informed I fell into "B tier" on tHe #tierlist _ FascinatinG, Given I Haven't done anytHinG particularly of note.
_ I am akin to a GHost in tHe way I Haunt tHose tHat wronGed me.
_ How does one dispel rumors witHout confirminG tHem? Truly an eternal conundrum. It's a Good tHinG it's not sometHinG I Have to deal witH. _ #vaGuepostinG
[+] you're spreadin' rumors about me AGAIN?
[+] hard to teLL when you're damn near obsessed with me. i try n' move on, and you Come waLtzing over to ruin shit. [+] whatever. just keep my name out your mouth
_ I plan to. I'm not too fond of tHe taste it leaves.
_ I find it Humorous wHen trolls Get startled and say "My pusHer is beatinG" wHen tHey mean "My pusHer is beatinG FAST" _ Yes I would Hope your pusHer is beatinG. THat's supposed to Happen.
If On7y They Wou7d M@ke U$e Of @77iter@tion To Put @ Finer Point On It.
My Pu$her I$ Pounding Ju$t Evoke$ Much Better Im@gery
_ Exactly. PoundinG makes so mucH more sense in tHis scenario. It describes tHe intensity in wHicH tHe pusHer is beatinG.
_ If any particularly murderous trolls would like to donate tHe bodies of tHeir victims to science, my DMs are open. Full secrecy, of course. _ TaGs just in case: #violence #Gore
aight, should be a couple of hourz, unless they all weak ass sauce and die within 10 minutez. Happened once. ill hit u up once i got the deetz. oh shid, forgot to talk payment. oh wait, you said donation. man you gotta gimme something in return, dont gotta be cash though im open to weird shit lmao maybe just some insite in ur experimenting. like. entertain me or some shit, whatchu gon do with deez bodiez #forthebit #gore
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || If y○°u have any ○°verfl○°w after he's d○°ne, I can take them. []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || If y○°u need it, I can ○°ffer my clean up services in return f○°r the b○°dies themselves. []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
he ain't giving anythang back in return so I might go with ur offer if you got something goodz lol whatchu offering for dem bodiez #realquestionshere
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || The clean up is the ○°ffer ˙ᵕ˙ Then y○°u d○°n't have t○° put in any eff○°rt int○° d○°in' it y○°urself~ Just dr○°p the l○°cati○°n pin' & any bi○°l○°gical lifef○°rm will be g○°ne within the h○°ur []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
nah, if i aint involved i aint interested. also i aint giving you my contactz lmao get real well, guess im not starting a body dispozal biz 2nite!
_ ApoloGies for not GettinG back sooner. THere was work tHat needed attendinG to. _ As for payment, I can most certainly sate your curiosity. Primarily dissections and studyinG tHe differinG composition of castes. But tHere are otHer uses for tHe dead tHat are best not discussed in plain siGHt.
_ Now I'm a reasonable troll. I'm sure tHere's means of sHarinG tHe spoils if you truly need specimens.
_ I am fascinated witH wHatever is wronG witH some trolls on Here. If only I could put tHem in tHeir respective petri disHes.
_ Alternate selves are likely, Given tHe way timelines are. If I were to meet one of me, I tHink I would pity Him in a stranGe way. THere wouldn't really be a reason to interact otHer tHan for science. _ I Have mixed feelinGs on tHe subject.
\ y0u're always such a d0wner when y0u j01n trends nevv. but 1 guess th1s 1sn't the m0st depress1ng y0u c0uld've been... /
_ I'll Have you know tHat I indeed Held back on tHis one. It's an interestinG tHouGHt experiment, you must aGree.
_ Not everyone needs to be an ask bloG. THis isn't Grumblr. If you insist on partakinG in sucH tomfoolery, at least taG it someHow so people tHat don't want to see it can avoid it. _ Call me a spoil-sport, but I know for a fact I'm not tHe only one tHat finds it irritatinG. _ #dasHwatcHinG
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_ I'm not sayinG stop completely. Simply taG it at least.
and they tell me ii need two go touch gra22... here, iit2 your2. take iit.: L
🜏 mɛ whɛn ii am ♱hɛ mos♱ annoyiing pɛrrson ɛvɛrr: ♅
_ I do enjoy bitcHinG on occasion. THat is in fact Half tHe reason I siGned up to tHis website. _ However, it's not my fault tHat trolls can't Handle a differinG opinion.
_ I appear to Have been spotted by a royal. SHould I be scared?
_ You are perfectly capable of articulatinG an answer via text. I'm no fool and will not be wanderinG into tHe wilderness to meet a stranGer. _ WitH all due respect; WHat do you take me for?
⚞ yeah dude no you're right about that i'm COMPLETELY capable of voicing my opinions and all that shit however.... HOWEVER.... i like playing coy >:V but to answers your second question? my type. ⚟
⚞ THE MURKY BOG DON'T SIMMER, BABY. THAT SHIT STAYS TEPID AND DANGEROUS. EVEN IF I AIN'T GOT A BOIL TO ME, I'LL ALWAYS BE HOT!!!!!!! and bothered. ;V ⚟
_ Never before Have I desired a "fear" react button on tHis website tHan now.
_ A Good sonG to sulk to, in my opinion. #nowlisteninG Https://on.soundcloud.com/LHfmZH0iC7Owd2PJ5T
_ Between tHe potentially Hazardous table followinG me around, my fax macHine beinG mysteriously repaired, and tHe stranGe presidency-related sHenaniGans on my feed, perHaps it's time to loG off. _ It's GettinG liGHt outside, anyway. Time to submerGe.
_ StranGe. I Got tHis fax macHine secondHand, and it was inoperable. WHo tHe fuck fixed & pluGGed it in??