Monevv Rocsid
@hollowGlycol
_ CHemist, mediCuller, and bioloGist, despite tHe cards dealt. He/Him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
HA⚕︎ "KI⚕︎⚕︎ING Iⵜ BEⵜⵜER" EVER WORKED. I MEAN, COME ON NOW.
_ No. It's entirely placebo.
over tiMe on this site i founD other versions of alternia can grow soMe BIG Motherfuckers! like iM 6'9" which aint sMall by ANY Means. Maybe short siDe of average for a purple. i still got a couple Molts to go but on My alternia a lil over 8 feet is bout as big as they get (Maybe 9 if they a freak) at least for us lanDstriDers theM fish got soMe WEIRD shit goin on tho
_ If by "weird sHit" you mean deep sea GiGantism, tHen yes. Seadwellers are quite exempt in tHeir HeiGHt.
_ AH, I was not aware a few of tHese badGes existed until now. Work Has kept me away for a bit. _ @imJunior WHen you Have tHe time, could you be a dear and Give me tHe mediculler, vaccinated, and bisexual badGes?
Hmm... #vaccinatedisUserUnique #pleaseseekpermissionfrom → #badgeholders! #juniorbadgedyou!
_ THank you.
D0 gh0sts need pap smears #nsfw
_ I assume not, considerinG tHey're already dead and tHerefore do not Have diseases.
Oh how lovely it would be to drown in resin. #cw-drowning #cw-death
_ You would likely decay inside, wHicH would be quite tHe sHow. THe Gases released beinG unable to escape, scavenGers unable to reacH you. Morbid.
I don't decay, in special like that. :)
_ FascinatinG...
((As I get off work it’s time to debate which of my characters I give an ear infection to share my pain.
(( me giving nevv carpal tunnel syndrome ))
sometimes the grubs already have haircuts and i think its really funny haha... this grub has emo hair... who gave you a haircut little emo grub......Zzz
_ A stranGe pHenomenon indeed.
okay im giving away my dignity on this one i am actually begging i really dont want this to be a thing someone tell me there are anthro birds out there that dont have cloacas
what the hell is scaring you so badly about their birdholes man
its ok dude as long as you dont need to have sex itll be pretty sick f you did end up wotj one. only having one hole to worry about.
i dunno man i had to pull a lot of harley favors to get a dick i kinda dont wanna lose it
_ If it makes you feel any better, you will still Have your... parts. Simply Hidden away until use. MucH like a bulGe.
_ At least, in tHeory.
it feels like testin wwhether or not the parasite can infect trolls is goin to evventually be necessary but i just aint sure howw to go about that i aint exactly keen on throwwin my employees to the metaphorical wwolvves here and potentially lettin them get taken ovver by a psionic zombie parasite but not knowwin is drivvin me insane and if i find out then i can definitivvely say wwhether its safe to be around and either chill out wwith all the security or beef it up but i dunno wwho wwould vvolunteer to find out considerin it sorta takes ovver your mind
_ I'm sure you'll find some poor soul tHat would volunteer. One witHout ties or reason to live. Good luck.
yeesh morbid i guess wwell see
_ BioloGy often is.
ya 3v3r think how moob3a2t2 ar3 r3al calm con2id3rin th3 whol3 floor i2 food
_ As prey beasts, tHey must save tHeir enerGy to flee from tHe inevitable predator.
[+] it's a shame i Can't be on the road nowadays. a motorbike might've suited me, onCe upon a time. but a pedaLbike is gonna have to do for transportation. i don't muCh mind, anyhow. the exerCise is good for my pusher
_ Good. Your Heavy pusHer needs tHe workout.
_ You know as well as I tHat tHis isn't about me. Try and bury your deeds all you wisH. Clearly it weiGHs Heavy on you.
_ Fine. I leave you witH tHis: _ I Hope you return to tHe road soon. PerHaps you'll be next.
[HEY WHY DON'T YOU $TI#K A BUGGY $HAPED DILDO ↑ YOUR A$$ AND $EE HOW YOU LIKE IT ]
_ Just tHe kind of insult I would expect from one sucH as you.
what is love?
_ A burden.
*tzzk* Hello website. Can someone tell me if you can read this text? *sskh*
*tzzk* ! That's good! And you also have the grey skin and horns that the people on this planet have. Excellent. So this site can act as a translator! Perfect. Thank you for your help. *sskh*
_ Of course. I am Happy to assist in researcH. Also, tHese people are known as trolls.
*tzzk* Ah! Very good to know, thank you. And the planet the trolls live on, what is its name? Or are there multiple? *sskh*
_ THe Home planet of trolls is Alternia, tHouGH tHere are some tHat reside on an alternate timeline version called Beforus. THis website appears to span across many different timelines and universes. THis is wHy you may see multiple of tHe same troll, or even Human.
*tzzk* Interesting. How can you tell? Which planet you may have crash landed on. *sskh*
_ A crasH-landinG situation, eH? FascinatinG. Well, botH planets are similar. BurninG sunliGHt, two moons of pink and Green Hue, and wHite fauna. But a key difference is tHe society of tHe trolls tHere. _ As an Alternian, my Beforan knowledGe is quite limited. But from wHat I've read on Here, Beforan culture is mucH less violent tHan on Alternia.
*tzzk* Sunlight burns? Is. That an issue with. Troll makeup or will that be the case for another being also? *sskh*
_ Well our sun is very HarsH. It’s best not to risk it. We are nocturnal dor tHis reason.
*tzzk* Thank you. I will try to avoid it. I do not know how close it is to rising but I fear soonish. I will see what I can do. *sskh*
_ Good luck out tHere. OH, one final warninG. THe pale fauna can be danGerous dependinG on tHe species. Mainly tHe biGGer ones. Best to tread carefully.