Monevv Rocsid
@hollowGlycol
_ CHemist, mediCuller, and bioloGist, despite tHe cards dealt. He/Him ((all art by corvidoodle on toyhouse/tumblr unless stated otherwise))
*tzzk* Hello website. Can someone tell me if you can read this text? *sskh*
_ Of course. I am Happy to assist in researcH. Also, tHese people are known as trolls.
_ THe Home planet of trolls is Alternia, tHouGH tHere are some tHat reside on an alternate timeline version called Beforus. THis website appears to span across many different timelines and universes. THis is wHy you may see multiple of tHe same troll, or even Human.
_ A crasH-landinG situation, eH? FascinatinG. Well, botH planets are similar. BurninG sunliGHt, two moons of pink and Green Hue, and wHite fauna. But a key difference is tHe society of tHe trolls tHere. _ As an Alternian, my Beforan knowledGe is quite limited. But from wHat I've read on Here, Beforan culture is mucH less violent tHan on Alternia.
_ Well our sun is very HarsH. It’s best not to risk it. We are nocturnal dor tHis reason.
_ Good luck out tHere. OH, one final warninG. THe pale fauna can be danGerous dependinG on tHe species. Mainly tHe biGGer ones. Best to tread carefully.
half my alts are sib-cøns and the øther half fuck each øther sø it's anyøne's game if we get aløng really #nsfw #incest (mentiøned) #selfcest
_ I do wonder wHy it's more often tHan not one of your alternates. PerHaps tHere's data to be Had about tHis...
there's a løtta daves and the market saturatiøn makes the weird ønes møre øbviøus
_ I see. Would tHis indicate a HeiGHtened frequency of split timelines amonG your alternates?
_ I accidentally clicked on one of tHose accursed ads. No, I don’t want to siGn up for some ridiculous datinG sHow. It’s a flasHy waste of time and enerGy. _ Now I’ve lost my railbound locomotive of tHouGHt.
he7 wait a(tuall7 did that happen
the dating show, i mean. he talked about it for a while and then hasn’t. i dunno if it happened or what the result of it was
_ OH I Have no idea. I Haven’t been followinG alonG in it’s production. But tHe advertisement persists.
.all of you smelL
_ I would Hope so, as tHat's How HavinG olfactories work.
Sometimes_you_get_attacked_by_a_corpse. And_that_is_not_fun. Stay_in_the_nicely_dug_square_hole_I_made_for_you, please.
_ You say tHis as if it's a semi-reGular occurrence.
_ Hm. If it's truly tHe corpses tHemselves, may I advise severinG tHeir nerves before lowerinG tHem to be buried? A quick laceration or even blunt force to tHe nape of tHe neck or back of tHe cranium sHould do. No matter tHe means of reanimation, a body would require a functioninG nervous system to move. THat system resides in tHe spinal column, or posture pole. Even a Good kick may do in a pincH. _ #violence #Gore
🔥 On a scale of 1 to 10, how chronically online is Chittr? 🔥
_ ConsiderinG tHis is a social media website inHabited by wHat I've Heard described as "Grumblr users" I would say 10.
I~ Keep~ @culinarylover~ In~ A~ Dog~ Crate~ Under~ My~ Bed. #reference~ #abuse~ (if~ You~ Squint)~
[+] i didn't Consent to this kinda pet pLay. do i even know you? [+] #suggestive i guess???
[+] i don't have enemies reaLLy? unLess- [+] ah heLL, you've been gettin' under Nevv's skin?
It's~ So~ Fun,~ He~ Seems~ To~ Hate~ My~ Username.~ And~ Everything~ Else~ About~ Me~ Too.~
[+] weLL, good LuCk in your hate endeavors i guess? but what's this gotta do with me and a dog Crate?
See,~ You~ Have~ Never~ Done~ Anything~ Wrong~ Ever,~ So~ I'm~ Putting~ You~ In~ A~ Dog~ Crate~ So~ You~ Can~ Never~ Do~ Anything~ Wrong~ In~ The~ Future~ Either.~
_ I was GoinG to comment on tHis post witH "It's wHat He deserves" but tHen I saw tHis. Decidedly false. You don't know anytHinG about His past. WHat He's done. Don't Go meddlinG wHere you're not wanted.
They~ Hate~ Me~ For~ My~ Trolltag.~ Nobody~ Around~ Here~ Can~ Handle~ My~ Insane~ Whimsy~ &~ Swag. #dashwatching~ #vagueposting~
*Kshh* Do you copy? But why "expiredMilk"? Makes some real nasty pictures pop into my pan. No judgment. But is your "vibe" the same as "expiredMilk"? *Fzzt* Over! *Tchk*
It~ Was~ Specifically~ Chosen~ To~ Invoke~ Discomfort,~ Glad~ It's~ Working!~
expiredMilk...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is what you're crying ofur?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Clawmpletely inoffensive...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
_ "CryinG" is Hyperbole. I was simply statinG tHat His words don't exactly Hurt, Given wHere tHey come from.
...GOD THAT'S THE WORST TROLLTAG I'VE EVER SEEN.