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I~ Keep~ @culinarylover~ In~ A~ Dog~ Crate~ Under~ My~ Bed. #reference~ #abuse~ (if~ You~ Squint)~
expiredMilk...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ This is what you're crying ofur?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Clawmpletely inoffensive...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
What~ Can~ I~ Say,~ You're~ Fun~ To~ Argue~ With.~
hornyposting by myself? no! im with the science team.
Im not sure what I expected out of the science team badge but by god is it hilarious
Actually I do have how the handle on the other 1 feels but it's mostly just, I don't like using my canes.
No I will not use my cane thank you very much.
Suppose If You Need A Hint It Is One Of The Cueballs
If You're Watching The Dash It Should Be Apparent Enough
Aight, who's that one fucker who's always spouting some fucken whack-ass conspiracy? You all know who I'm talking a8out, 8ut I forgot who they are exactly. 8ut they need to get in on this one I 8elieve. May8e the trolls getting pregnant or alleging they are, are secretly HUMANS in disguise amongst troll society, just like how they 8elieve lizard folk are living among them? That's the only clear cut explan8ion to all this clearly, or it could 8e 8igger than that. Empire trying to hide something from us?
It's almoost like the absurdity oof it is the whoole pooint
>> ¡ th¡nk the r¡ght to pregnancy ડhou1d be out1awed #ant¡cho¡ce #ant¡1¡fe #nomorempreg #nomoreanyonepreg
i am being vwatched. #surwveilance #helpme
imagine hovw i feel.
IF YOU INTERACT WITH ME AND I DON’T LIKE YOU I’M PROBABLY DRAWING YOU PREGNANT.
X I once knew someone so bad at making food they set a pb&j on fire. x
What was that...?? Hmm... IF WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE. I will ALLOW you to HELP. BUT if you try to steal my information, I WILL subject you to the concoction within my mechanism.
That'd be the drugs I txxk earlier.
You have all been getting off too easilly with the beams llatelly. Chronic Pain Beam
What was that...?? BEFORE I HIT THE SLIME who want me... AS THEIR PRIMARY CARE PRACTITIONER??
What was that...?? I have a NORMAL amount of organs.
DO NOT QUESTION MY PARAMOUR!!! YOU SEE!!! YOUR SHIFT IS OVER!!! IT HAS BEEN OVER FOR A WHILE!!! IN THE PACKAGE, IF YOU LOOK CLOSER, THERE IS A SUPER DUPER PAINKILLER THAT I BIOENGINEERED FOR THIS SPECIFIC OCCASION!!! TAKE THE PILL AND GO!!! GO!!! THERE IS NO MORE TIME LEFT!!!!! #SUBSTANCE
What was that...?? WHY do I have a notepad that just says BISEXUAL RABIES. WHAT HAPPENED??????
What was that...?? I REGRET to inform the GENERAL PUBLIC that SWIRLEY GLASSES have never been exclusive to just ONE MOTHERFUCKER and it is NOT A COMPETITION!!!!!!!!
Fuchhhsia Tastes Like Seawater. violet Tastes Tart Like Fruit. purple Tastes Like Thhhat Acidic God Awful Concoction Thhheir Cultists Drink. indigo Tastes Like Ecstasy. blue Also Tastes Of Seawater Funnily Enoughhh. teal Tastes Like Thhhe Rubber Of Thhhe HHHighhhblooded Underboot. Legitimately Teal Tastes Like Salamander. jade Tastes Like Fleshhh. And Carapace. olive Tastes Like Sweat. gold Tastes Like HHHoney. As One Would Expect. bronze Taste Like Tin. rust Tastes Like Its Namesake. And Spirits. If Thhhat Can Be Described As A Taste.
What was that...?? They either HATE ME cause they AIN'T ME or they HATE ME cause they WANT ME. Or maybe BOTH.
What was that...?? I REGRET TO INFORM THE GENERAL PUBLIC THAT SHE KEEPS STARTING IT.
What was that...?? OKAY. I am going to notate some patient charts that I've seen today and then send off lab work. AND DEFINITELY NOT PLAY VIDEOS GAME. I will be BACK. Side note: someone has been diagnosed with death. A pity!!!!!!
What was that...?? There is NOTHING to be suspicious about!! NOTHING!!!! Who even ARE you???? This is your first post!! You are HIDING something!!!!!! WHAT DIRT DO YOU HAVE ON ME???????? IT'S ALL FAKE!!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST A HATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What was that...?? I AM THE REALEST OF THE REAL OF THE DEALS!!!! THE DEALS THAT ARE REAL!!!! THE DOCTORATE OF THE REAL VARIETY!!!! LOOK ME UP IN ANY SYSTEM AND I'M THERE!!!! I DID NOT FABRICATE ANY WEBPAGES!!!! I DID NOT HACK INTO ANY HOSPITAL RECORDS!!!! I DID NOT FAKE MY MEDICAL LISCENSE!!!! IT'S ALL REAL, DAMNIT!!!!!!!! WHO SENT YOU????????????????
Y do not trust that "Doctor" Myriad gui y saw on mi f€€d €arly€r. Ys h€ €v€n a r€al doctortur€r?
⚇ Blood 18:32 - 35 ⚇ "To perform a proper bloodletting, the tools and environs are essential. At your most basic, you need a sterile room. If you're in for torture, you can let that shit be fetid as all hell, but if you want good paint, you need the cleanliness. For tools, at base, you require a meathook, a drainage channel (preferably built into the room), a scalpel and bloodpots. If you're tryna go quick and easy, you just hang your subject upside down from the meathook so all the blood drains to their head. Now, you shouldn't have a dead subject coming in. The pusher going still will make it more difficult for the blood to pump out that motherfucker. So scare 'em. Make 'em believe there's some gettin' out of this. But once they on the hook, you gon' put the slice to that bitch's squawk blister and watch the life drain from them. Keep a pot underneath, this is where the majority of the blood will come from. For any more excess blood, you're gonna make deep incisions in the fingertips of your subject. Let their arms dangle over your bloodpots. Now this part is REAL important. A lowblood just gave they life for you. It was your right to take it, and the Messiahs smile grand on you for it, but a life was taken nonetheless. While the blood pours out, get yourself knelt down motherfucker. Head to the fuckin' tile. Capitulate before the altar of despair you have wrought. Pray for the soul of the lowblooded sinner who was unlucky enough to cross your path this night. Messiahs made all trolls, and while you is higher, they at least deserve the respect given to a motherfucker who gave they life for the betterment of Church. Give your blessings to the Two Above for their magnanimity and by the time you've said eight Prayers to Halova your body should be just about drained. What you do with the corpse after that is up to you, and you can make that shit all kindsa fancy in the middle. Like I been sayin', this is just basics for the ritual. Make sure to shower down the bloodletting room and take all your shit with you. Leave no trace like the laughassassin you are, my scary ass kindred. Messiahs be praised." #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Violence ⚇
i am the squeakbeast from squeakbeast hunt 1997 ANd this is my squeakbeasthunt where i must not be HUNTEd like a squeakbeast no i must become the hunter like the squeakbeaster yes thats right i am squeakbeast hear me roar -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
Don't come near me or I'll send you to your eternal DAMNATION.
I like that we're all okay with troll babies on an adult website/sarc.
₊๋⭑⏾۫ ׅ⭐︎I døn't like the way my skin feels øn my bødy. Dø yøu like the way yøur skin feels øn yøur bødy? Yøu døn't? Why døn't yøu pull it øff? Pull øff yøur skin. I bet it'll feel gøød.˚.⭒
As I've never met anyone above teal wit[][] an endless well of patience. Tread carefully. T[][]oug[][] admittedly, I don't entirely know your situation.
i fOund a wasps nest in my attic. reminds me Of sOmeOne
some people @sk too m@ny questions @bout the @mount of st@tements i m@ke @bout le@ving your hives unlocked
apparently a cheap piece o plastic is perfectly capable of destroyin expensive lab equipment if u try hard enough (its funny as shit tho) anyway there goes another 20k in taxpayer dollars https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/381cfc6aae1d.jpg
>+. TOUCHES SOMEONE WETLY .+< # SHOWERED !
∻I'm ant∻
=Th€r€'s a ho|€ at th€ c€ntr€ of your mind
Girls only want one thing and it's shedding their mortal flesh in favor of becoming an incomprehensible mass
YOu'LL be pLeaSeD tO knOw that aperture Science iS currentLy wOrkinG On brinGinG the TOrment NexuS frOm the hit bOOk "DOn't Invent The TOrment NexuS" intO the waitinG hanDS Of cOnSumerS natiOnwiDe.
Every day ! res!st the urge tø tell at least 5 trølls they løøk f!ghtable. Character grøwth.
Nøt say!ng the s!te splød!ng was my fault but alsø nøt nøt say!ng !t was my fault.
There waS a party... anD SOme SOrt Of fOOD... What waS it aGain? StartS with C.... CEREaL!
yEAh man its AwesomE
oh by the way im not lIablE if AnythIng IvE EvEr mAdE for yOU ExplodEs.
gOOd. bEcausE i can't fIgurE OUt how to mAkE it stop fOllowIng yOU.
yeah im a #freak #horrendouslymutated
>>| .i like men, like .i like my breakfast. hot, fresh, delicious, tasty .and crispy. #yaoi
:33 < yes!!
WHAT 1F 1NSTEAD 0F A "MED1ATE" BUTT0N, 1T WAS A "MED1TATE" BUTT0N. AS 1N "1 MUST TH1NK AB0UT TH1S CH1TT 1N GREATER DETA1L".