Chalci
@mandatoryDrowning
ā»I'm nā¢t here to have fun. I'm here tā¢ tell you tā¢ stay ā¢ut ā¢f my ā¢cean and tā¢ stā¢p dumping trash in it. Alsā¢ fuck yā¢u. Like. In general. Yes my quads are ā¢pen.ā»
ā»I guess I'll make a chit tā¢ mā¢re prā¢perly intrā¢duce myself. I'm Chalci, I'm a viā¢let blā¢ā¢d and I dā¢n't care abā¢ut the hemā¢spectrum ā¢ther than in a biā¢lā¢gical way I guess. I just hate peā¢ple based ā¢n hā¢w much they fuck up my ecā¢system. I need the mask fā¢r breathing because my gills are a little fucked up due tā¢ pā¢llutiā¢n. I just persā¢nalized it a little sā¢ it's nā¢t an ugly chunk ā¢f metal sitting ā¢n my pretty face. Nā¢w it's just a mā¢derately ugly chunk ā¢f metal sitting ā¢n my cute face. I'm nā¢t telling yā¢u what's in the vials, but I dā¢ brew that shit myself. I brew a lā¢t ā¢f things; cā¢ncā¢cting pā¢tiā¢ns is the ā¢nly thing keeping me tā¢ā¢ busy tā¢ gā¢ ā¢ut ā¢f my waters and smack sense intā¢ careless vagabā¢nds I guess. Sā¢me ā¢f them are pā¢isā¢n, sā¢me ā¢f them are recreatiā¢nal, nā¢t all ā¢f them are labelled cā¢rrectly. Always welcā¢me tā¢ fuck arā¢und and find ā¢ut. I guess I'll include this pic ā¢f me at my best. Dā¢n't be tā¢ā¢ gā¢bsmacked by the appearance ā¢f the tā¢xic angel I am. https://files.catbā¢x.mā¢e/6dugwu.pngā»
ā»Having kelp in kelpmilk fā¢r breakfast. #masticatiā¢nmā¢ndayā»
>> very repetĀ”tĀ”ve mea1, huh?
ā»I dā¢n't knā¢w hā¢w yā¢u measure nā¢ise in inches. But I enjā¢y it. https://ā¢pen.spā¢tify.cā¢m/track/2brRKInIh1aJ2r0dcZtNzm?si=bIs7w10bRiiKJAcDAFā¢WzQā»
ā»Just wā¢ke up and fā¢und sā¢me guy face dā¢wn in my waters. Again. I'll leave the bā¢dy ā¢n the cā¢ast if yā¢u want it. Stā¢p cā¢ming arā¢und my place and drinking the sludge.ā»
[ ā ] The uncouth are easily dispersed.
>> why do pp1 keep ąŖ”howĀ”ng up dead around your hĀ”ve?? what are they gettĀ”ng themąŖ”e1veąŖ” Ā”nto?? /gen /not-accuąŖ”atory
ā»Air can be hard tā¢ breath and the water's fucked. I put signs up telling peā¢ple tā¢ stay the fuck ā¢ut sā¢ I guess illiteracy and ignā¢rance are the villains here.ā»
>> maybe put up ąŖ”ome 1Ā”ke, bĀ”g drawĀ”ngąŖ” 1Ā”ke ā ļøā ļøā”ā°ļøš©ø
ā»It's a melanchā¢lic kind ā¢f night ā¢n my 'bā¢g'. I suppā¢se having peā¢ple arā¢und the ā¢ther night made me realize hā¢w lā¢nely this sludgeheap is usually.ā»
OPTIONZ:ā ENZNARE ZOULZ IN A CRYZTAL BALL, RAIZE THE DEAD, CONJURE FRIEND ATRONACH
É even if the experience wa-a-as a-a-a bit ha-a-arrowing i did enjoy ha-a-anging out i think minus the insa-a-anity of being so ba-a-ad a-a-at grolf É
>> Ā”'m ąŖ”orry you're fee1Ā”ng 1one1y :((
ā»Nā¢ matter hā¢w yā¢u shake it yā¢u gā¢tta jā¢stle it sā¢mehā¢w. #selfsucksundayā»
"= crazy tag. ="
ā»Vibing tā¢ sā¢me dirty tunes while dā¢ing sā¢me dirty wā¢rk. https://ā¢pen.spā¢tify.cā¢m/track/3Ip04l0qehmtnTNlplcTix?si=mā¢IxgnJZRVeSnIUlVhJCxQā»
ā»Dā¢es anyā¢ne else space ā¢ut andā»
É a-a-all the time!! often i will sit with my flock of blea-a-atbea-a-asts a-a-and ha-a-ave no thoughts wha-a-atsoever É
>[Uzzzually once I realizzze the zzzun izzz zzzetting and I haven't zzzlept yet.]<
ā»Aren't they infamā¢us fā¢r eating peā¢ple that pass ā¢ut in the middle ā¢f the flā¢ck and leaving nā¢thing but the teeth and hā¢rns behind?ā»
É wha-a-at? no. no tha-a-at's not true, they're a-a-actua-a-ally very gentle if they trust you (which they do) (they trust me). they don't a-a-actua-a-ally ea-a-at people like tha-a-at ma-a-aybe they bunt them or nibble them. they don't. they don't. É
ā»I'm really sure I read that in an article backed up by facts sā¢mewhere. Better be careful bud.ā»
From experience my lusus just craved scaling cliff faces looking for minerals to consume instead.
É plea-a-aa-a-ase dont sca-a-are me like this they're delightful crea-a-atures É
ā»Made kelpballs fā¢r dinner #selfsucksunday #ā¢rwhatever #yā¢uguyskeepinventingnewdaysā»
>[Why would it be called that for eating kelpballzzz Chalci what are you talking about??]<
ā»Really hā¢t take here but maybe sā¢me ā¢f yā¢u shā¢uld think mā¢re abā¢ut what yā¢u're pā¢sting befā¢re yā¢u hit send. It saves a lā¢t ā¢f embarrassment fā¢r a lā¢t ā¢f parties. But alsā¢ dā¢n't. It's funny as fuck.ā»
ā»I was scraping sludge what the fuck is happening?ā»
ā»Fā¢rgā¢t tā¢ pā¢st this last night because I was tā¢ā¢ busy cleaning graffiti ā¢ff my place. The gā¢lf tragedy. @bleakBleater @lethargicMechanist @grindingArtistry #gā¢lfnight #selfcaresaturday #wailinglā¢wblā¢ā¢d https://file.garden/ad5G09fā¢F0kAW8K_/trā¢llsgā¢lf2.pngā»
>[Poor Valeri never zzztood a chance.]<
YO, Its amazIng we all came Out OFF gOlFFnIght wIth all OFF Our lImbs stIll attached lOl
É you took pictures instea-a-ad of helping out me out the muck?? the mire?? the bog?? ooouuuggghfhhfhfewh É
É a-a-admittedly it wa-a-as more fun tha-a-an the grolfing wa-a-as É
ā»I never fumbled anyā¢ne, thanks tā¢ my ability tā¢ push peā¢ple away when I grā¢w tā¢ā¢ clā¢se. I gā¢t a lā¢t ā¢f life hacks like that.ā»
"= you'd hate my main trait. which responds to that kind of thing. with constant reaction and delving into it. at least if i am attached. ="
ā»I've accidentally inhaled tā¢xic sludge that made me chā¢ke less than that flirtatiā¢n attempt.ā»
ā»I dā¢n't really knā¢w what an amphā¢ra is but even I feel like fumbling ā¢ne is kind ā¢f pathetic.ā»
ā»Whā¢ up playing with they bugā»
ā»What wā¢uld it feel like tā¢ be pickled?ā»
I never considered myself thinking about this until today. Now I wonder this as well...
@pulchritudePowerhouse ping one of da pixel inspectors i dont no wat his name is on here -from the office of ace dick detective agency
Probably bad! Pickling is a process of lowering the Ph levels using mild acids and salt. It'd pull all the water out of you and more!
It'd get rid of all the bacteria in your body, that's for sure. You probably wouldn't be alive afterwards though. Or, if you were alive, able to digest anything.
@inspectingPickles @fondlyRegarding Alright I choose you two give us the lowdown on bein' pickled
Pickled? I presume you mean deeply intoxicated and not just being myself (though I suppose that venn diagram becomes something of a circle). It's exceedingly freeing, and provides me the time I need to get out of my own head--literally often. However the heavy body and headaches endured once you settle back down with the start of sobriety again is sometimes not worth the euphoria.
Ah, I'd say something similar to my counterpart here. But being Pickled in my personal experience is a bit woozy, spinny, and involves some nausea usually in the morning after. That's why I've got my hangover cure down to a science!
ā»Guys be ā¢n the lā¢ā¢kā¢ut. I think I accidentally drā¢pped my vial ā¢f juice that makes yā¢u spit up yā¢ur liver sā¢mewhere.ā»
š°š š° ššš ššš, ššš š š ššš ššš šššš š ššššš šš ššš ššššš ššššš?
ā»In case sā¢meā¢ne needs their liver checked ā¢ut. ā¢r I want tā¢ pull a prank.ā»
ā»Hitting the slime. It's evil Sunday tā¢mā¢rrā¢w ā¢r whatever sā¢ if I catch any ā¢f yā¢u cretins pā¢lluting my waters I'm dragging yā¢u dā¢wn intā¢ it and chā¢king yā¢u ā¢ut in yā¢ur ā¢wn filth. Platā¢nically.ā»
ā»@grindingArtistry @bleakBleater @lethargicMechanist Yā¢u guys shā¢uld be fine after hanging ā¢ut at my place fā¢r a cā¢uple hā¢urs but if yā¢u guys start turning dark green, cā¢ughing up blā¢ā¢d ā¢r having acute ā¢rgan failure hit me up.ā»
>[Well zzzee there'zzz a problem with that firzzzt identifying factor which izzz turning dark green can mean a few thingzzz for me zzzo I think I'm fucked if it wazzzn't fine.]<
É i could fa-a-ail a-a-at orga-a-an too??? i ca-a-ant ta-a-ake this É
meh whatevs. Ill walk It OFFFF ezpz, YO
ā»Gā¢ā¢d game guys. Except fā¢r Valeri.ā»