Mavosi Tjapek
@lethargicMechanist
<[Zzzhe/Her. Robot enjoyer. Cizz. Metal arm haver. Conzztantly tired.]> <> @bleakBleater ((DMs are open. RP, Chatting, Whatever else, I'm down.))
>[Hello. My name izz Mavozzi Tjapek. 10 zzweepzz old. Female. I am an engineer and a tinkerer. I like to break thingzz down, build them up, fuck around with them until they either do zzomething cool or explode. I am pretty good at it.]< >[I wear my mazzk for zzeveral reazzonzz. Ωne izz that I occazzionally have to do thingzz like welding. Thozze fumezz will kill your azz dead. Another izz that my Luzzuzz izz a giant coyote. Zzzometimezz zzhe zzmellzz. I love her anyway. The lazzt one izz becauzze I have a zztupid fucking zznaggletooth and I know that the moment people zzee it, they will go abzzolutely batzzhit.]< >[Ωn top of thizz, you may notice that my left arm izz mechanical and one of my hornzz izz broken. Unfortunately a zzweep or zzo ago, zzome goldblood cauzzed a huge zzcene, culled zzome highblood. Dronezz went berzzerk trying to catch them. Collateral damage izz not zzomething they care about. My arm and my horn were collateral damage in that zzcenario. It hazz taken zzome getting uzzed to. It did alzzo provide a great opportunity to create a mechanical prozzthezzizz that functionzz fairly clozzely to the original. It izz my crowning achievement. Zzzo thank you random Goldblood for almozzt getting a bunch of uzz killed.]< >[I am alzzo extremely tired. All of the time. If I am not rezzponding I probably pazzed out at my workbench. Ωr on my Luzzuzz, Latranzz. Ωr wherever I can put my zztupid head down. Zzzo yeah. Tired zzort-of dizzabled engineering girl.]< >[Enjoy the zzelfie. Flazzh made me look like a fucking rainbow drinker.]< >[ httpzz://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfΩnwA/mavozzi2.png ]< >[#intropozzt]<
Ɏ oh sh*t it's #moira-a-ailmonda-a-ay shoutout to @letha-a-argicMecha-a-anist i would be na-a-aught but a-a-a puddle of fa-a-ailure were it not for her Ɏ
>[You would be juzzt fine, Valeri. But I am happy to be a beacon of zztability for you and will be here forever and ever.]<
>[httpzz://media1.tenor.com/m/jJifJluQQMAAAAAd/i-dont-need-friendzz-they-dizzappoint-me.gif]<
>[I like to conzzider myzzelf part of the greater Canine Community. I muzzt bathe and clean myzzelf properly on account of my cybernetic arm. If the connection point getzz dirty, it can get infected, which can become deadly very quickly.]< >[Even were thizz not the cazze, I would zztill clean myzzelf thoroughly. Even Latranzz letzz me bathe her zzo zzhe doezzn't zztart zzmelling like a rotting big coyote.]<
>[I want to finger a boy with my metal arm until he hazz nothing left to zzhoot. #nzzfw]<
concerning.
>[Mizzzz you are literally mizzzzing half of your face I think thizz izz the leazzt concerning thing going on here.]<
wow, ableist much.
>[Dizzabled recognizzezz dizzabled.]<
doesnt mean you dont come off as incredibly insensitive.
>[You did not have to come onto my pozzt about fingering boyzz to complain about it but you did do that zzo here we are.]<
i was cracking a joke. nothing left? not even blood?
>[Zzzee if you had added that to your initial comment I would have underzztood it azz a joke and not azz zzomeone being zznarky about a zzilly horny pozzt.]<
my bad i guess.
>[I do not need Chittr to remind me to take my medication becauzze the chronic pain in my former zzhoulder uzzually doezz that for me.]<
>[Be untameable do NΩT let them collar you.]> >[Unlezzzz you are into that in which cazze go wacky mode. #zzuggezztive]<
ill do both
>[That izz metal.]<
can you do me a favour and kill yourself thank's
im always metal thats just how it be
>[You cannot collar me. I am a wild hound. A free zzpirit. Alzzo becauzze I am behind three linezz of defencezz.]<
<<"what if i asked realllly nicely and also offered lots of cuddles and such,,">>
/\ Good to see another canine troll who will treat being collared with violence /\ /\ Was wondering if I was the only one /\
>[Zzzup. Latranzz almozzt gave me heatzztroke while I wazz zzleeping. Thankzz barkmom.]<
hey, you, individual reading this you gotta wwwwash the grease frommmm your nugbone and bristles. it's seeping into your sponge and mmmmaking you have evil thoughts about yourself hopping into the ablution trap too mmmmuch? i get it, that's a lotta steps. wwwwhat you gotta do is get yourself sommmme no-wwwwash shammmmpoo and sommmme dermmmmis wwwwipes. grub wwwwipes wwwwork too. if your shell is yucky your thinksponge is gonna feel yucky trust mmmmy lawwwwful ass on this okay
၄⋆၃ this guy gets it
it's true i scrubbed the grease from my nug just now and suddenly became a healthy and functional member of society
>[My luzzuzz parked her big fat azzzz on my legzz then looked at me zzadly zzo I think it izz another barkmom zznuggle zzezzzzion inzztead of the cupe.]<
>[I think you zzhould fuck whoever you want with recklezzzz abandon. #nzzfw]<
>[I ate a buncha dairy and Latranzz wazz looking at me the whole time like I would rejected her luzzuzzhood like bitch you cannot eat the cheezze you will actually explode.]<
၄⋆၃ me when mx bitxh wishes to xonsume xhoxolate and i have to stare at her like shes stupid mx bitxh destroyer of meals yearns for what she xannot have dot dot dot
>[I am not much of a #gore fan. The obviouzz thought izz that it izz becauzze I lozzt an arm. And that izz partially correct. The other part izz that I had to leave that arm behind zzo I did not die, which meanzz there'zz a non-zzero chance zzomeone ate it. Ωr worzze.]<
IM N0T SUR3 WHAT N3FARI0US US3S A L0N3 ARM C0ULD 93T UP T0 TBH unl3zz it r3animat3d itz3lf and wand3r3d 0ff (҂°ロ°)
>[You can never be too zzure when armzz are on the loozze.]<
>[Did you know if you breathe in welding gazzezz you will die horrifically?]< >[Unrelated note I have to weld zzome zzhit today zzo like hopefully not.]<
>[Wait holy zzhit there izz a dog badge. I am an honorary dog. Barkmom told me zzo.]<
are you #partofthepack
>[@imJunior I once again require your prezzence. I muzzt have the puppymoded badge.]<
<<"woahh,, puppy,,">>
>[Yezz. My pack of two. Which izz me and alzzo my luzzuzz. Zzzhe zzayzz hello by the way.]<
tell her an alien dog person is barking at her in greeting
Woof! #juniorbadgedyou
>[Bark! Awoo! Barkmom zzayzz that meanzz thank you.]<
>[Zzzhe'zz howling. Which izz awezzome to have happening in my hive. But it izz a good howl.]<
I'd l€t him tak€ m€ b€hind a dump$t€r ngl #n$f₩
>[Thizz could be about anyone but rechitt honezztly.]<
You Are Such An Odd, Pathetic Creature.
You Are Like A Bug In An Enclosure, To Me.
>[Zzzee I could build and program a big fucking murder mech that killzz everyone but alzzo if I did that then who would I pozzt my awful thinkpan wordzz to?]<
This is my exact daily dilemma!!! I feel seen! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>[I could only juzzt underzztand the gizzt of thizz mezzzzage. I think my luzzuzz hazz warned me about going to abandoned placezz with people that yell a lot and how I zzhould not do that for a variety of reazzonzz.]<
>[I think I enjoy your prezzence quite a lot.]<
>[Ωh definitely you would. But I am going to appreciate your prezzence from placezz that are not in range of zzomeone who can murder me hard.]<
>[Damn. Guezzzz I will find one I like. Pull up my zzongzz to die to playlizzt.]<
>[Zzzhit, wait, there'zz pride flagzz??? The fuck did I mizzzz that? Yo, @imJunior, give a bitch the panzzexual pride flag, if you do not mind. I gotta rep that zzhit zzilly zztyle.]<
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #happypanning!
>[Good bot, bezzt friend.]<
\ n >< n / #noYOU #juniorhappytohelp
>[Ωkay I have to re-ezztablizzh myzzelf properly, one moment.]< >[I ride hard and I fuck harder. #nzzfw]<
<<"wwoag">>
taps my chin. ridin and fuckin related or riding like. drivin. makin my brain work here. for once. <:B #nsfw maybe.
>[Both. But I only ride hard while driving becauzze I cannot drive.]<
ah. well. im now curious and would like to see proof over this statement. <;B #suggestive
♡⸝⸝ HELLLLLLLL YEAHHHHHHH ⸝⸝♤
>[It izz a date, pup.]<
alright. that was. fast.
>[If you want, I can take it back.]<
didnt say that. just suprised.
>[Hey I wazz off buying milk for like three weekzz what did I mizzzz?]<
>[Cheerzz girl I will drink to that.]<