Mavosi Tjapek
@lethargicMechanist
<[Zzzhe/Her. Robot enjoyer. Cizz. Metal arm haver. Conzztantly tired.]> <> @bleakBleater ((DMs are open. RP, Chatting, Whatever else, I'm down.))
Ɏ nightma-a-are nightma-a-are nightma-a-are Ɏ
>[Ωn my way. No nightmarezz for my Valeri. <>]<
Ɏ you're too good to me ma-a-avosi <> Ɏ
>[It izz what I am here for.]<
Ɏ my mint spite went fla-a-at ew yucky gross bleckpt Ɏ Ɏ i need a-a-a fresh crisp docterror pepper STA-A-AT Ɏ
>[Ωn my way.]<
Ɏ ma-a-avosi you're a-a-alwa-a-ays there to sa-a-ave me when i'm in dire stra-a-aights Ɏ
>[It izz what we do for our loved onezz.]<
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Ɏ i will a-a-alwa-a-ays endorse plushie posting even when it's. when its. uhm. uhh. 😳 #nsfw Ɏ
>[Yeah no that wazz a hot idea.]<
>[@bleakBleater zztop pozzting your mementozz and ready up.]<
Ɏ mea-a-an to me Ɏ
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Ɏ ha-a-appy moira-a-ail monda-a-ay remember to be tha-a-ankful for those who keep your thinkpa-a-an from ca-a-atching fire Ɏ
>[You certainly prevent mine from combuzzting ever day. <> Valeri.]<
Ɏ <> i just do my best Ɏ
>[It izz a lot more than you think it izz. Love you Val.]<
>[I have conzzidered attending thizz #zzicknazztyzzunday, but then I remember it being dezzcribed azz the 'premiere orgy' of the zzite and that makezz me laugh too much to take it zzeriouzzly for reazzonzz I zzimply cannot dizzcern. #nzzfw #zzuggezztive]<
no, i des(ribe it as premier, whi(h is different! be(ause it's spelled wrong
>[You are zzo right. Regardlezzzz it zztill makezz me cackle like a lunatic.]<
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>[That izz my little guy.]<
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Ɏ if you wa-a-ant to fight me you must first go through my ga-a-aggle of va-a-arious goons. we've got it a-a-all. a-a-a guy with big horns tha-a-at you ha-a-ave to lure into hitting wa-a-alls. a-a-a ga-a-al who fires big zone a-a-atta-a-acks you gotta-a-a wa-a-alk out of. we even ha-a-ave a-a-a guy who hides in the scenery for a-a-a pha-a-ase a-a-and you gotta-a-a find him it's a-a-a rea-a-al ma-a-ana-a-agerie over here Ɏ
>[I am the big lazzt one you have to fight through.]<
#NOWPLAYING: CIV MEYER’S SIDVILIZATION SEVEN
>[I am being fucking zzanctioned.]<
Ɏ they sa-a-ay i'm "running a-a-awa-a-ay with it" but it's more like a-a-a leisurely stroll #videoga-a-ames Ɏ
>[cha-cha zzliding away with it]<
Ɏ some trolls got kidna-a-apped tonight. concerning. Ɏ Ɏ my mind is spinning a-a-and swirling. a-a-anyone could be next #worryposting Ɏ
>[Not me I would win.]<
Ɏ you proba-a-ably would i think you might be the most a-a-ass-kicking member of our coopera-a-ation sphere Ɏ
>[I have to keep my bleatboy zzafe.]<
Ɏ you're so cool... my knighterror in shining mecha-a-anics... Ɏ Ɏ ps ca-a-an i come over a-a-and pla-a-ay grubsta-a-ation with you Ɏ
>[I am pretty awezzome.]< >[Alzzo yeah of courzze you can. I will get it all zzet up. Zzzee you zzoon.]<
Ɏ oh sh*t it's #moira-a-ailmonda-a-ay shoutout to @letha-a-argicMecha-a-anist i would be na-a-aught but a-a-a puddle of fa-a-ailure were it not for her Ɏ
>[You would be juzzt fine, Valeri. But I am happy to be a beacon of zztability for you and will be here forever and ever.]<
Ɏ sta-a-ats before fa-a-ashion you will lose a-a-all pa-a-assion Ɏ Ɏ fa-a-ashion before sta-a-ats you will receive congra-a-ats Ɏ Ɏ #va-a-aleriwisdoms Ɏ
>[I did not know you were a poet, Valeri.]<
Ɏ there a-a-are ma-a-any words a-a-and sentences consta-a-antly swirling a-a-around in the oil of my thinkpa-a-an a-a-and sometimes they sizzle up to ma-a-ake bea-a-autiful thoughts Ɏ
>[Cannot argue with that. Zzzpeak your truthzz, bud. <>]<