Mavosi Tjapek
@lethargicMechanist
<[Zzzhe/Her. Robot enjoyer. Cizz. Metal arm haver. Conzztantly tired.]> ((DMs are open. RP, Chatting, Whatever else, I'm down.))
>[Zzzlammed my leg into my dezzk like a fucking moron zzo thingzz are going great.]<
Ɏ do you need medica-a-al a-a-attention Ɏ Ɏ a-a-a poultice perha-a-aps Ɏ
>[Hey again, cute green fella. Fellazz. Whatever.]<
the2e day2 ii apparently havve twwo make iit paiinfully fuckiin clear becau2e no one under2tand2 wwhat a fuckiin biit ii2 anymore.. but anywway2.. wwhatevver.. are you done yet??
>[It izz a good bit. I enjoy the bit. Done with what? Flirting at you?]< >[Becauzze that izz not a bit. I am juzzt doing that becauzze it izz fun.]< >[And becauzze I really do find it adorable. Zzzorry not zzorry.]<
you"re fuckiin wweiird a2 hell.. wwe aren"t adorable..
>[Hey, tell me zzomething I do not know. My tazztezz are weird. You zzeem plenty cute to me and the determined denial of it juzzt makezz me think that more.]<
wwe are a dii2gu2tiin me2h of twwo troll2 wwho hated each other.. your ta2te2 are beiing que2tiioned exten2iivvely iin fact.. the ultiimate amalgamatiion of twwo a22hole2 wwho had 2eriiou2 ii22ue2 wwiith each other ii2 cute twwo you?? wwe don"t get iit..
>[Hey I do not get it either, but here it izz. Guezzzz there izz zzomething endearing about it. You need zzuch a fucking hug.]<
ab2olutely not.. don"t touch me.. wwell- that"2 not an ii22ue ii"m iin my owwn tiimeliine anywway2..
>[Poor bazztardzz. Fiiine. No hugzz for the pizzzzed off dual-guy ghozzt. But you are cute. I do think that genuinely for whatever reazzon. Good luck figuring out why becauzze my dog-azzzz doezzn't know for zzure. Zzzorry bud. You are cute.]<
▲turns out if i say i wanna fuck someone i get sent sphere pics and teleporter coordinates▼ ▲You people are repressed as fuck▼ #nsfw
>[But did you go to the coordinatezz, that izz the real quezztion.]<
▲no shit, she sent me orbs and has a collar on▼
>[Hey whoever gave me a cold when I woke up today, your luzzuzz izz a ho.]<
X That means the ninjas I hired to give you a cold were successful, good good… x
>[I am once again fucked by the machinationzz of Callie Mallie. The injuzztice continuezz.]<
had 2 broken ribs, some internal bleedin n a few sets of 3 equally spaced out stab wounds all things considered it coulda been a lot worse n at least they gave me the good stuff 4 the pain 💅 #substance
> the most deserved treatment for any and all humans. > I'm obviously talking about the "getting the piss beat out of you" part btw. > lol
u shoulda seen the other guy
> my only hope is that the other one was also human.
nah it waz a heiress
> 1 wonder 1f there'2 a ca2te cha2er of every ca2te #n2fw (ju2t 1n ca2e) <
>[Not even a quezztion, abzzolutely there izz.]<
>[I like to think that when I am dreaming of me and Barkmom, we are both zzharing the dream together. That makezz me happy.]<
thats a cute thought -- thank you for sharing that. now im gonna think about that when im dreaming of my lusus too
>[Glad to zzhare the joy. Zzzhe'zz zzuch a good luzzuzz. Love her zzo much.]<
i love mine too -- i should post a picture of her!
>[You zzhould. I would pozzt one of mine but zzhe'zz camera zzhy. And by camera zzhy I mean zzhe broke a palmhuzzk once when I tried to zzneak a picture of her zzo I learned not to do that again.]<
oh yikes! better not to risk it then -- hehe
>[Yeah. Zzzhe'zz a real bitch when zzhe wantzz to be. I zzay that lovingly. Zzzhe alwayzz makezz up for it if zzhe feelzz like zzhe fucked up or overzztepped. Zzzhe'zz juzzt the bezzt.]<
Ɏ somebody blocked me. concerning. a-a-anyone could be doing this. wha-a-at if EVERYONE is doing this?? wha-a-at if nobody is seeing my posts a-a-at a-a-all #worryposting Ɏ
>[I think you had have to fuck up zzo hard for me to block you.]<
>[Great barrier queef.]<
Ɏ hey i've seen this one before Ɏ
Ɏ HOWEVER a-a-as a-a-a soliciterror intern i do ha-a-ave to investiga-a-ation this for potentia-a-al copied right infringement Ɏ