♣ mediated by @lethargicMechanist
this time i feel i should express my ♤ppreci♤tion for ♤ little gift sent from ♤ vip subscriber. they're re♤lly lovely, ♤nd i feel they ♤ccentu♤te my most recent co♤t of t♤lon v♤rnish quite nicely. they'd look even nicer with your lips polishing them, but we c♤n get to th♤t when you're not feeling quite so shy. #suggestive
bug crawled into my armpit and instantly died
~~(__^·> you do all that string pulling to have your wiggler laid and hatched in this era and she still resents you for dropping her off on the street for a lusus to take hive <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> kids... <·^__)~~
C9ntemplating the ethics 9f h9rny #vaguep9sts. 9n the 9ne hand, I supp9r the right 9f all individuals t9 express themselves - #nsfw desires included. 9n the 9ther, t9 d9 s9 in regards t9 an9ther pers9n when they may n9t desire such advances is a 6it inappr9priate. May6e even a l9t inappr9priate.
Blocked already annoying.
∻Yet. #nsfw∻
∻T☢☢k me this l☢ng t☢ figure ☢ut 'getting y☢ur bulge wet' d☢esn't just mean skinny dipping in the t☢xic b☢g. #nsfw∻
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
⚇ Letters to the Empress 73:52 ⚇ "Now I ain't wanna hear your bitching on this, respectfully, my Empress. These clownverts want in on the miracle shit. You know what I say? I say let them come in. Let them view this shine and sparkle they wouldn't have had otherwise. Messiahs didn't just make purplebloods, they made all Alternia's grubs. Also, I'M the Grand Highblood and what I say about church IS WHAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOES FOR CHURCH!" Unfortunately, the Grand Highblood that wrote this was executed for it. Not before the admission of clownverts was canonized tho :8) ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
∻Haven't seen this many upset g☢ldbl☢☢ds since the imperial fleet needed new batteries.∻
♰ freakpost in my comments i want to humiliate you :) #nsfw ♰
fuck yes!!!! such a good stress relief. i also recommend throwing shitty liberties into the sun!
ok seriously, what is with all these assassination attempts lately? janes been getting a bunch too!
∻Aim better.∻
lol does anybody else sometimes space out and a few nights have gone by and there is blood on your hands that you dont really remember more than the vague impression of spilling? or is it just me? :P
gosh these rebels are so cute. this is the 48th assassination attempt since i started counting!! do they really think they can even touch me? :P
𝓘 𝓭𝓸 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓶𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓱𝓪𝓼𝓷'𝓽 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓭 𝔂𝓮𝓽, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓯 𝓘 𝓭𝓻𝓪𝔀 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓽, 𝓲𝓽 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓾𝓫𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵.
∻G☢☢d game guys. Except f☢r Valeri.∻
@bleakBleater Is gOIng crazY rIght nOw, YO. I FFeel bad but he's kInda cute abOut It xD
@ i may have had a bit of a "moment" leading into last morning. we will not speak of it. @