

Joey Claire Extraordinaire!
@puzzlingPrimadonna
howdy hi!! i'll think of a good bio later.
-INTRO- Your name is JOEY A. CLAIRE, and it's about damn time you got your own CHITTR account! In your younger years, you spent most of your time online on SOMEONE ELSE'S, and by now, you're a totally different person. You're grown up now, living hidden on ALTERNIA, but you're happy! You often find yourself missing your BROTHER, but you know he's okay. You spend your days working as a LUSUS VETERINARIAN, which is close enough to what you wanted to do with your life anyways. As well as a love for BEASTS, you also still have a love for PUZZLES AND RIDDLES and DANCING, though the latter is a rare sight nowadays. You love interacting with OTHER TROLLS, and are always open to interact with anyone you've met on your JOURNEY. You strive to be a FRIENDLY FACE. - Canon divergent, since we haven't seen the way hiveswap ends yet! - - no big tws here! I think?? - - hiveswap intttt!!!! -
what are we talking about. :)

♡ UM, ITS ᰔKAY Tᰔ BE YᰔURSELF GUYS, ITS ALSᰔ ᰔKAY Tᰔ BE SAD, ANY EMᰔTIᰔN YᰔU FEEL WᰔULDNT MAKE ME LᰔVE YᰔU GUYS EVEN LESS. YᰔU ALL DESERVE HAPPINESS AND Tᰔ FEEL LIKE YᰔU MATTER. EVERY MISTAKE YᰔUVE DᰔNE I FᰔRGIVE, EVERY BRUISED YᰔU GET I KISS IT Tᰔ MAKE IT FEEL BETTER, YᰔU GUYS ARE NEVER ALᰔNE. YᰔU CAN CRY, SCREAM, ᰔR ANYTHING. IT WᰔULDNT MAKE YᰔU LESS PERFECT. YᰔU GUYS ARE MY SUNSHINE AND WᰔRLD, ᰔK? LᰔVE YᰔU ALL. ♡
i’m just glad i didn’t inherit my dad’s giant freaking teeth.
meowbeast people are cool, but i don't really seem to get along with the beasts themselves. owch.
how do you figure out what quadrant you want somebody in? i get so confused..
i like seeing joey dancing
i like, um. seeing my partner in dresses? a lot!
▬ι𓆃 hehe! stole your knife!

♡ HELLᰔ BEAUTIFUL PEᰔPLE!!! YᰔU ALL ARE Sᰔ AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL MWA MWA MWA YᰔU DESERVE THE WᰔRLD EVERYᰔNE YᰔUUU GUYS! ♡
today is,, scarier than usual.
none of us are alone, okay? everyone can talk to each other. everyone can be safe.
i think i'm gonna be sick.
apparently i'm just under 17 apples tall. hehe!
is. is that.
what in the heck?

♡ I LᰔVE YᰔU ALL, I'M NᰔT YᰔUR FᰔE. KISSES FᰔR ALL ᰔF YᰔU. ♡
slaps my belly like a seal.
mwa! <3
why’s everyone so sad? it’ll be okay, i’m sure!
i’m sorry for the confusion, today is not my birthday! it’s not until january! it’s just on my mind.













