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"i hope this emmmmail finds you wwwwell" howwww your emmmmail finds mmmme https://immmmages.squidge.org/immmmages/2026/07/13/Untitled497_20260713222858.png
Oh, please. Big Boobs was my father’s name. Call me Boobs.

♡ UM, ITS ᰔKAY Tᰔ BE YᰔURSELF GUYS, ITS ALSᰔ ᰔKAY Tᰔ BE SAD, ANY EMᰔTIᰔN YᰔU FEEL WᰔULDNT MAKE ME LᰔVE YᰔU GUYS EVEN LESS. YᰔU ALL DESERVE HAPPINESS AND Tᰔ FEEL LIKE YᰔU MATTER. EVERY MISTAKE YᰔUVE DᰔNE I FᰔRGIVE, EVERY BRUISED YᰔU GET I KISS IT Tᰔ MAKE IT FEEL BETTER, YᰔU GUYS ARE NEVER ALᰔNE. YᰔU CAN CRY, SCREAM, ᰔR ANYTHING. IT WᰔULDNT MAKE YᰔU LESS PERFECT. YᰔU GUYS ARE MY SUNSHINE AND WᰔRLD, ᰔK? LᰔVE YᰔU ALL. ♡

i take it all back. bro. you are certified grease.

♡ Nᰔ, I LᰔVE EVERYᰔNE. EVERYᰔNE LᰔVES ME. ♡

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF, PLEASE.

YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO YOUR MOM IS AND WHO YOU LOOK LIKE.
i just thought you actually got to see dentists growing up!

bruh. >:B
<~this is the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said~>
<~Vmm this is me.. by the vay.. if anyone cares -V_V- ~> https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cb/5f/94/cb5f947231e9eab356925cd327726ef0.jpg~>

♡ AHAHAHAHAAAA!! I LᰔVE EVERYᰔNE I LᰔVEEE EVERYᰔNEEEE!!! https://i.pᰔstimg.cc/5NH0cd0V/Untitled1728-20260713164134.jpg ♡
love and respect 4 those who gotta ask "who want me?" but i know
-his cave is right next to my hive and he still haven't made anything that would cover it's entrance,so i see something new every time i come out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OOC INFO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Name: Bronya Ursama Age: 30 (In human.) Pronouns: She/Her Occupation: Grand Auxiliatrix (Nun/Midwife) Orientation: Bisexual with a strong Female Leaning. Relationship status: Wouldn't mind one. Height: 4'9" Species: Troll Hair: Black with a Jade strike on bang. Eyes: Jade Build: Quite toned, has abs underneath that uniform from wrangling Lusii.. She's hourglass shaped too. Caste: Jade Strife Specibus: Shotgun-kind Fetch Modus: Tome Classpect: Sylph of Breath (If she played SGRUB.) --- Hi, I'm an avid admirer of Bronya Ursama! The way I portray her strays away from canon, She's a bit more rebellious, Open-minded, and motherly towards people she cares for.. Or strangers who are hurt. There will be some #NSFW topics alongside #Substance as this Bronya is literally running a whole cavern of Jades so sometimes she needs it... It's stressful! Anyways, If you're uncomfortable with topics like that please feel free to block me! I hope you enjoy my portrayal of her!. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Edit by me! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c48c6b75bdd1.png

s'what i do, for better or worse!

:33 < meow
You've got this I believe in you!

.pretty much you just find someone attractive to start with in personality or body ,and build something from therE .attraction happens first ,the labels come afteR

either way, reCkon you'll do just fine, darlin'! anyone'd be luCky to have ya! ^◡^

ri6ht?? i always thou6ht it was weird that we had to like, *define* who was what. i'm pretty sure most trolls don't even understand quads 'n' just kinda... 6o with the flow. i sure as shit Couldn't fi6ure it out. don't let it restrain ya! smooCh 'n' Comfort whoever ya darn well please, joey! ^◡^
The whole perk of not be1ng meat was supposed to be not gett1ng s1ck. The fuck 1s th1s?
Just let the troll youre talking to pick it's way too nuanced
the things are pretty intuitivve and aside from bumblin around and fallin off the deck a my airship ALL THE TIME the little shits are eager to please sorta havve to communicate wwith em vvia vvibrations they can feel through the floor but wwe make do somehoww

I Am Doing A " Bit ", You Can Do Whatever You Please. Be Free.

speakin' as a feller from alternia... i 6ot no idea. always seemed so stupidly overCompliCated t'me.

yea.

♡ ID TAKE EVERYᰔNE ᰔN A DATE IF THAT WAS PᰔSSIBLE BECAUSE ᰔF HᰔW WᰔRTH IT YᰔU ALL ARE!!! ♡
Um im gonna sleep now everyone sleep well ok?

can't help you there, kid. mmmmy post exists only to take the piss out of this site's favorite trend of "oversharing"
Wife One Time Approached Me For The Creation Of, Quote "A one piece outfit without arm sleeve exits or external feet holes for the legs," And I Pointed Out To Her That This Is A Sleeping Bag So I Made Her A Burrito Wrapping Bag She Can Sleep In, It Looks Like This https://marmot.imgix.net/8084bc31-13ae-30ab-acbe-5f4936e3b5c1/8084bc31-13ae-30ab-acbe-5f4936e3b5c1.jpeg

MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「The wind chimes have been nice.」

#realshit

insert provocative and salacious statemmmment about wwwwhatever gets mmmmy rocks off here so as to "fit in" wwwwith the "crowwwwd"

laikas gonna be ok thy just need some time but theyll b ok they def be ok the docs just gonna patch them up a bit beter than i can but itll b ok even if they did do a numbr on themself im not leavin them until i know this isnt just me copin n wishful thinkin #cw-self-harm #cw-hospital

♡ ▬ι𓆃▬ι𓆃▬ι𓆃 ♡
okay now that my hair is taken care of (thanks @puzzlingPrimadonna and @xxStickitmexx hehe)... anyone want me to chase them around?
Being in a kismesis with Mituna means that I will hear one joke about the horse tattoo on my arm at least once a week. It’s just predictable at this point.

♡ HELLᰔ BEAUTIFUL PEᰔPLE!!! YᰔU ALL ARE Sᰔ AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL MWA MWA MWA YᰔU DESERVE THE WᰔRLD EVERYᰔNE YᰔUUU GUYS! ♡

is it wrong to say some mfs on here are perhap's too lenient with the ooc block when the character's a person plays can be vastly different to each other to varying degrees //
i THINK I MISS PLAYING FLARP, mAYBE NOT THE PART WHERE I WAS PUSHED OFF A CLIFF, bUT THE UH, fUNNY BULLSHITTY-NESS OF IT ALL, i ONLY EVER PLAYED THE BOYSKYLARK CLASS, aND IT WAS FUN, bUT I UH, i WONDER WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE, iF I WASN'T PLAYING WITH, uMM, yOU KNOW, vRISKA, i MEAN, sHE'S A GREAT FLARP PLAYER, dON'T GET ME WRONG ABOUT THAT, bUT I WONDER SOMETIMES, bUT, uH, yEAH, hIT ME UP IF YOU WANT TO PLAY A SUUUPER INTENSE FLARP GAME,
why are we talking about crushes? i think its obvious who my first crush was X:/
sounds fun! but xefros is first in line. :P
anyone wanna help me braid my hair today? you can pick the style and hair ties. :D
She calls me a good friend but then the term friend turns into something more but then it goes back to good friend like what? what is this play X|:/ #vagueposting

IK NOBODY GAF RN BUT IM ZTILL @ THE HOZPITAL N THEYRE ZAYING THAT MY INJURIEZ ARENT HEALING PROPERLY OR WHATEVER #WATDATMEAN #GULP

Oh, thAt- Is vEry gOOd thAnk yOU frIEnd jOEy pErhAps wE shOUld spEAk...

I dOnt knOw hEr, UnfOrtUnAtEly pErhAps It mAkEs It EAsIEr fOr mE tO fOcUs On thAt InstEAd Of my Own prOblEms, whIch, mAtEsprIt chIxIE hAs tOld mE tO spEAk lEss frEEly On

wE ArE dEAlIng wIth mOrE dEAth AgAIn...
beiing vulnerable rq... feeliing liike a lo2er ii2 actually kiinda 2tartiing two bother me

she’ll be fine. i know she will. i /know/ she will. i (an ignore the feeling in the pit of m7 stoma(h be(ause skaia’s about to put on a light show and she’ll be ba(k in the red mask. i know it
why am i no♀ alloweDD ♀o have a single nigh♀ of peace why DDoes some♀hing horrible have ♀o be happening cons♀an♀ly
>>| .i... .i'm sorry. .i... this .is just... fucked .up. .i so. .i .am so sorry.. #cw-self-harm #cw-mental-health
D---> Two STRONG highb100ds wrestling each other for dominance in a act of pitch intercourse as their muscular sweaty bodies writhe and grind against each other. #NEED #NSFW #PLEASE
(my lusus is KEEPING ME TRA~~~~~~PPED in my hive. Something something im a hazard to myself or SOME BULLSHIT~ \(`0´)/ he didnt say that it was more like squawk squawk caw~~ squawksquawk CAW~~~~~~~ ugh! so~~! can anyone send delivery to my hive??? all i got in the hunger trunk is... NOTHING (>д<))

B33 < awww thanks joey B:DD < ik weve nefur met but you s33m supurr sw33t
do u fuckkign r3m3mb3r wh3n chittr wuz n3w nd lik3 3<3ryon3 was jus talking about 3ating trash that was fun w3 should do that again :)
319h7y 7hr33 m4c4r0n5 0f 4ll d1ff3r3n7 fl4v0ur5.
D---> Sounds...delightful, I'll be sure to keep you in mind while making updates under the tag- #Tea-Party .

B:33 < *ac wraps their wings around you fur a gentle hug.*
D---> I have been thinking of perhaps...hosting a tea party in the future, but I am not to sure.

uh / can all of my trusted friends come over / please / something big came up / especially you kalian / i need help

tHaNkS BrO. dUnNo hOw tO Be a lUsUs sO ... UuUh hOnKhOnK HoNk (O:

♡ MWWWWWWWWWAH ♡

Ah yEs thAts thE fEElIng Its lIkE wAItIng fOr An ExEcUtIOn dAtE... I fEEl lIkE OnE Of thE mArtyrs In my bOOks, hAh, hOw sIlly

Then I eager/y await your assistance, C/aire-san.

Hm. I wi// not doubt a master before I have seen her work. I wi// grant you this time, and we wi// see what comes of it. I warn you, however. He is trained in martia/ arts, and wi// react in a f/urry of teeth and pa/ms if you upset him.

Hm. I may take you up on that at some point in the future. Your expertise may be appreciated. He is too sharp, he spit out his pusher medication ear/ier, and wou/d not /isten to reason. Stubborn...

♡ I LᰔVE YᰔU ALL, I'M NᰔT YᰔUR FᰔE. KISSES FᰔR ALL ᰔF YᰔU. ♡

♡ CALL ME SWEETHEART, CALL ME CLᰔVER. CALL ME ANYTHING I Dᰔ NᰔT CARE!! AHHHH!!! I'M Sᰔ FULL ᰔF JᰔY. ♡

sure what the hell. rechitt
not sure what’s gonna happen but i’m curious.

♡ I LᰔVE YᰔU ALL AND I LᰔVE THE WAY YᰔU INTERACT AND I LᰔVE HᰔW YᰔU ALL GUYS JUST ARE YᰔU!!!!! ♡
I THOUGHT IT WAS ROLE PLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

o| ThIs pLaNeT MaY Be dOoMeD BuT At lEaSt fAt bItChEs sTiLl eXiSt #sUgGeStIvE |o

d'aww heCk! 'n' here i was 6ettin' ready to be all sweet about it for ya! >◡<
&ro i wanna go home this shit stupid aa fuck i shouldve waited on the god damn CIRCUS STORE to accept me this martian mall is a &itch

...today? o◡o

Happy birthday Joey.

I should design you a mask and a designated outfit. I want a sidekick.
HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN DRESSES

Still doodling my homies to celebrate the milestone,now it's @apatheticApostacy https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/doodle3.png
It's just fun to shake things up sometimes!
grl we gotta get you CLOWNED up :o)
I've found flowing dresses or sharp suits look really good!

Fuck with me.
Oh, the tender thoughts of Darkleer plague me aga1n.

when exactly / sorry i'm not clear on the plan
It does make me wonder what draws creatures from not just other timelines, a concept I have had properly hand-fisted down my gullet in wipes past, but from other 'realities'. The separation of which is in the fact that all contained timelines appear to have only set species and rules in them while other realities have entirely separate species and rules. For example, I currently reside on Alternia, roughly 40XX sweeps after the uprising of Her Imperious Condescension, several millenia further after the once-believed-mythic attempted coups of the Signless and Summoner, and some hundred or so sweeps before the era of the hatching of the trolls who are destined to bring Alternia to its ultimate destruction. That is my point of origin. Other timelines share it with subtle differences, other timelines are humans on Earth, but we are all contained under a single multifaceted reality wherein we are the species predomiment and the rules governed. When another reality converges, say 'Toriel Dreemurr' from a reality wherein every contained timeline is filled with variations of a human-monster-darkener facet instead, I can only wonder why. Why is this website capable of breaching a point not even the great 'Game' can breach?

thank you / i wanna hug you / you're a good friend

i miss my matesprit / that's what

i have been / nonstop stimming / all day
In developing my interspecies compendium I have made certain observations about humans. Notably in the romantic department. Humans, by default, seem to only experience what we trolls would know as the 'red' quadrants, those which lead one to matespritship and moiraillegance, though the latter seems to be to a lesser, less directly labeled extent. The 'black' quadrants are something inherently¹ foreign to them that have only recently (comparitively, since time is, as I have been told many times, a flat circle - side note, I do not understand that saying. Every circle is flat. If it was not flat it would be a sphere or something between the two.) They are capable of one concupiscent relationship and one conciliatory relationship², whereas the concepts of kismesitude and auspiticism are foreign to them. This led me to wonder if humans did not engage in these relationships purely because they were not capable of them at all, or if they simply did not know they could. On this site I see many humans with kismeses and some with an auspitice to mediate between themselves and their pitch parallels, and I have spoken to a number of them about their experiences with navigating this form of romance which is new to their species but so common to trolls - especially in cross-species relationships. This particular section is a work in progress. I only have 79 pages of it written so far, and I plan on interviewing many more trolls and humans alike to see what else I can figure out. ¹ As in it seems they are not introduced to the concepts from birth. ² For any humans unaware, concupiscent refers to 'romantic' quadrants: pitch and red. Conciliatory refers to 'platonic' quadrants: ashen and pale.

Doodling homies to celebrate the milestone,this time it's @puzzlingPrimadonna It is very hard indeed,to draw women with prettiest of eyes. https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/doodle2.png
caan aanybody elsse RELⒶⒶTE to my CHIITT¿¿¿¿¿¿
tugs on my collar… well guess i will be sleeping like a grub the entire day
IIss humaan teaa diifferent from aalterniiaan teaa
i promise i hate getting in trouble today is just different

Guess who's next by the way.

Doing crappy doodles of my homies to celebrate the milestone. Starting with @xxStickitmexx He looks exactly like this from my perspective. All the time. https://file.garden/ajBWLq7l9SBZHJVh/doodle1.png
AN INVISIBLE BED A [freaky ghost] BED

shuCks, only as sweet as you seem t'be! bless ya!

green gang

probably in ran6e of someone who'd 6ive ya one 6reat bi6 hu6! ^◡^

joey is 6reen Cus she Can be plaCed here!
dont leave bite marks on me im a fragile guy and we can easily avoid this all if we shake hands as grown people and agree that those jokes stinks >XXO
according to my calculations this is a vague/directpost and no!! get that type of humor away from her bad barkbeast >X:( stop stop stop
i can be scary too grrr i growl like a beast grrr i did it again grrrr i need a drink of water X:/
now you cant hear? i said what i said.. um… and im not changing my mind (im sorry) X>:((

hi pan.

ammmmazing: area troll decked in seemmmmingly real gold chain, gold wwwwatch wwwwith diammmmonds, wwwwearing shirt clearly frommmm screammmmu i wwwwould love to have a look inside his mmmmind
sniffz your timeline! :3

JUST MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO. theres a non zero chance a skin-impostor has already killed them and assumed their role. YOU COULD BE FRIENDS WITH A FAKE.
i wwwwwas wwwwwindowwwww shopping for a potential strife specibus wwwwwith stelsa as one does and wwwwwe ended up at a stall selling rifles. i asked about the “mmmmouth feel” of it wwwwwithout really thinking about wwwwwhat i wwwwwas saying and he, wwwwwithout skipping a beat, described it as “deepthroating a drone”. a mmmman of culture i see. #nsfwwwww
I guess I am consider hot now <X:) … I dont really know
she said she wanted to roleplay but then she asked me why I was the one wearing the dress X:( #suggestive ??
confession. “I want to feel her thighs, they’re so smooth and silky and pale and fuck. She’s so pretty. I want to be between them, i want to feel her crushing my bulge with them, i wanna fuck them and coat them in my slurry. I’m so fucking fixated on them and her. Fuckkk.” someone get this troll a thighjob. #nsfw

gotta remember zebruh. death is not the answer. #vagueposting #violen(e

What.
WHⒶⒶT ii only ssent▪︎▪︎▪︎the xefross oness▪︎▪︎▪︎

im an among us pro and faseni is the impostor. it was faseni who sent those and is now using what i said as an alibi #packitup

i'm saying / nice things / mostly
confession. “someone tell xefros tritoh that he is very cutieful and awesome and rad ii cant do it myself bc im a lil coward chud and also i have a reputation so pls tell him that ok thabks” Xefros, this one’s for you.
i am happy today no one can ruin that X:)
confession. “I want to do insane things to zebruh fucking codakk. I could put that man in his place, human or not.” good luck with *that*. #nsfw
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
knot sounds like a pain i mean like it hurts right? so uhh oh gosh im stupid im sorry
ooohhh OOHHH...OOOHHHHHHH ohhh i get it now ohhh okay im sorry i hope you get help

you can call me whatever youd prefer joey.
stop hurting yourself guys it isnt worth it X:(

learnin nothing from this tl i already knew yall burn easy

lolz u kno fair

ny other sluts also wiggle dey bulge in front of da mirror? #nsfw
mind control power giving you flowers to you guys X:)
oh my goggggg https://i.postimg.cc/j5WbbxqY/Crying-Emoji-meme-8.png
guyss sstop beiing meaan to thaat xefross guy poor dude hess aa russtblood yo iif youre hiigher thaan hiim on the hemosspectrum thaat countss aass aa miicroaaggressssiion B/

:)
a barkbeast is nothing if he dont have a bone
i do NOT wiggle my bulge in the mirror. i do NOT wear the dress during roleplay AND I AM NOT DEFENSIVE. >X:( #suggestive
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO N O NO N O NO NO N ONON ON O NO NO NO NO NO NO NONONONDJVGBNFJGNJB FSTOPP
I DO NOTYTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

glub glub! #glubposting
I'm being threatened with silencing. You know those hentais where the protag get's ghost fucked in the air and humiliated by... well, a ghost? I wanna do that shit, right the fuck now. Bro won't see it coming. Man's dead to me.
like.. you know... d..do you like wiggle your bulge when you see yourself in the mirror? ..uhh #nsfw
joey is really likeable i just wonder.... how many people likes her? hmm i mean a lot of people but uhhh yeah
kicks my feet.... i shouldve probably not asked that

pffft that's a good one. up top!

pounce glad! pounce luv bring smile 2 faice! :33
burp in the middle of a conversation im so fried

h33h33!!! of curse! pounce pawlways bring pawsitivity!

pounce pounce luv beam!!!!!!!!!!!

The button!
i will figure that out soon because i do not know oh no
theres a ghost in my hive but its better than being alone
wow meowbeasts are really cute Xcited to pet one right now
i really dont say the smartest things do i hahaha x
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack

Mutuals, if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending. B)
XDXD This is about my evil cigarette not my substance issues. Or yours, in this case. XDXD

Thank you.

If it's any consolation, it's entirely possible he *couldn't* stay for long. Jade English was constantly in the crosshairs of a cruel dictator, and I suspect Jake Harley was the same. I'm not sure if that makes any difference, though. You still needed someone, and I'm told your Earth's Roxy Lalonde wasn't the most stable figure.
Not sure! Bragging rights i think? Something something number go up competition or something such.

christ is everyøne øn chittr letting their brains drip øut øf their ears? did everyøne get mass-kennedy'd? døn't be fuckin discriminatøry. didn't think i had tø spell that shit øut
Id still eat them!

im not blushin or shit but. about that question of our favorite time of the day. he said the sunset reminded him of my eyes. so thats his favorite. thats. wow. cute. i guess. how the fuck does he get my whole mind to think of him with a simple phrase. #directposting

snnorkel?

what did the fish bladesmith use to create her masterpiece? damascus eel.
explodes pancakes with MIND!

May I ask how old you were?

INDEED I DID. (:B

She was nice. Often stressed, occasionally melancholy. She loved Lynn more than anything, and I'm sure the same is true of you. She also didn't guard her or her absent lover's secrets very well, but that's another story.

Themes and narrative beats tend to echo between universes, I've found. I try not to think too hard about it.

She will always continue to inspire me. And calm my soul,as much as it's possible. Going to re-watch some movies featuring her songs,in her honor.

I'd chalk this up to coincidence, but I know better. My name is Rose Lalonde. I'm from another version of Earth. In the 80s, I babysat a little girl named Lynn Claire for her mother, a well-to-do ballerina. The "father" was not in the picture, nor was she a father at all. She was Jade English, CEO of Skaianet. I'm going to hazard a guess much of this sounds familiar, but different, like looking through a funhouse mirror.
hey.
to cap off the whole highblood thing; ones blood color does dictate your worth. your caste in society will make you *think* it does, it doesnt. im sure its possible there are polite highbloods, however the caste system is bound to give everyone there some internalized hemoism. if you have anything about this please say it here as to not clog up the main feed.
making a pinned for the one time only. afterwards im privatizing my account. do not come at me for anything that crockercorp industries, my mother or anyone else i know does. i am not their keeper, nor am i responsible for their actions. i do not do song requests, or song trades. i never work for free. unless you're my mother or sibling (from my timeline) do not bother messaging me. i block freely and frequently.
II thiink the ea2iie2t 2olutiion two thii2 blood dii2cour2e ii2 2eeiing that there are more ca2tii2t eriidan2 than not ca2tii2t eriidan2... do you REALLY wanna be on the 2iide wiith more eriidan2?

What are the odds of your beloved singer dying the same day you were born. May she be as happy in heaven,as i am happy listening to her songs. #ripbonnietyler #foreverinmyheart
-you should definitely contact this man then. -he's been going mad as of late and clearly needs someone to watch over his actions and sanity.

...Claire... You wouldn't happen to be related to A■■■ Claire, would you? The ballerina?

fuck_you_eridan

iunno_about_everyone_else_,_but_nutbeast_for_me
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fair!

exactly.

maybe you do! you seem well adored!
-you can,whatever it is. -we believe in you,xefros.
( It's not hyperbolic and ask me how I know. :'( )<
( Highbloods get mad when they ask for no pickles and someone next to them gets pickles on theirs. )<

nice to meet you, we're still related either way :)

daww~! thx :)

did u? dnt tink i wuz bein recorded at the time!! hmm

not like i wagged my tail.

arf!
Orcay! I'll keep that in mind.
There are like gills ψho ψant me super dead, even though I am gorgeous, perfect, beautiful, talented and everyfin. Like I'm an empress noψ, so it ψould be harder anyψave. I only knoψ Troll Beyonce so I'll take that as a compliment.
That is the first human girl named Joey that ain't immediately piss me off by being aggro. So immediately the best one. Didn't open ψit the "ψE KILLED MY TRIZZA" line thank COD. I ψas literally getting sick of that.
No probubblem, thank you baddie #slayeveryday
Okay, this baddie slept for ψAY to long 😩 ψe still #slayingeveryday? Y'all betta. Can't be slacking on being a bad beach.

I FUCKIN CANT.
Beach = bitch.
I See, A hUMAN AND A TROLL ReLATIONShIp. ThAT IS NIce TO See. VeRY RARe.
i try my best to be honest and not always keep to myself
@puzzlingPrimadonna is a nice girl and you better treat her with kindness and respect because she is my friend or more i dont know hahah im nervous now but what im Xactly on about is that you better not be in her way uhhhhhhhhhhhh

hehehe, that's the best. though i am now imagining the inverse. arguing with dave about who gets to be mike and who has to be saul.

phuntr i hope you know of the people i have seen from team chud, you do strike me as the most worthy of piccolo aura.

this concept sounds like it goes from really fun to ludicrously hilarious depending on the show! :D
@universallyConquering do you imagine yourself as goku and me as perhaps piccolo (because kryqus is vegeta)

࣪⊹₊˚{ #cullquette #gillblogger #deepmaid #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
am i also famous ? x https://i.postimg.cc/6qLBmRZ5/image.png

yeah ive never heard that one before and im not exactly the smartest dog in the pet store

...the way my stupid ass almost got out my chair to go catch the refrigerator lmfao. good one

-=[sighhhhhhhh kicks a rock i wish i had a homunculus..........._☺]=-
fridges dont run they stand in one place and freeze while its there
Is your sub-zero chillibrator running?

mines running
that is not the way to go bout it go back to your happy place breathe in and out

▲fine, well, im in a wrecked hive outside the caverns, I uh, stopped living in them a bit ago, just look for the caverns turn left and go down the path when you see the burnt out scuttlebuggy▼

▼pointing a transportalizer at it right now, was gonna send that fucker to space, along with a chunk of my window, but, sure, where are you▲
-i'm not sure if that insect netting is going to save you because look at those fucking mandibles.

It Is AlrIght! I hAvE my bOOks Of prAyEr, And plEnty Of stUdy, And mAtEsprIt chIxIE hAs bEEn vIsItIng mE, Or slEEpIng In thE lOUngEplAnk nExt tO mE nOt tO mEntIOn, mUch sUppOrt frOm my kIn In fAIth

Ah, I dO nOt knOw I hAvE bEEn hAvIng mOmEnts Of hAzInEss? IntErspErsEd wIth mOmEnts Of pAssIng OUt, And wAkIng Up In vArIOUs stAtEs Of #cw-sElf-hArm sUch As wAlkIng In thE sUnlIght AcrOss thE cIty, And- thE UnwAntEd UsE Of blAdEs
i wish i knew how to make friends

hOw lOvEly It wIll Of cOUrsE hAvE tO wAIt UntIl I Am nO lOngEr In thE hOspItAl bUt AftEr thAt I thInk It wOUld bE A wElcOmE rEprIEvE

thAt Is gOOd tO knOw I hOpE I Am thE mAIn sElf UrsIlA At lEAst I knOw mAtEsprIt chIxIE Is thE mAIn mAtEsprIt chIxIE

▼▼▼holy fucking shit a bug the size of my hand just crawled across a window▲▲▲ ▼▼i think it was on the other side of the glass▲▲ ▼▼▼fucking hope it was but i cant find it anymore▲▲▲

i miss catholic doc scratch...

I thAnk yOU ArE yOU dOIng AlrIght thIrd jOEy?

I Am, wE hAvE bEEn dAtIng fOr At lEAst twO pErIgrEEs nOw I lOvE hEr vEry mUch And thAnk thE mEssIAhs fOr sUch A wOndErfUl OppOrtUnIty tO mEEt hEr yOU ArE OnE Of thE hUmAn jOEys yEs? I hAd schEdUlEd A cOffEE wIth thE OthEr, bUt shE nEvEr shOwEd Up

▲fine whatever▼
DONT 4NSW3R K34NU R33V3S QU3ST1ON PL34S3 TH1S 1S JUST FOR FUNNY
his little whisper love me love me that all i ask for love me love me
you never know what happens oh my gog oh gog lord hiiiii x
dont get culled please please dont get culled i will freak out
squish squish squish squish squish squish

.glitter bomb someones lawnrinG
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[I HOPE THE $TA#K OF MONEY I LEFT IN MY $TA#K OF MONEY BOWL AT HIVE I$ DOING OKAY WITHOUT ME, WHO I$ FEEDING HER??]
hey stop hating me i uhm tskk ohhh just stop ok
what did i Xactly do all i said was hi basically hahaha
you uh leave her alone! stop that bad thing! you are Xing the line! umm.. angry eyebrow X

that.sounds.wonderful

▲gog way to speak for him maybe he likes it▼

▲half right▼

Welcome to the putrid digital land. If you wish to acquire medicine,security or custom things made from scrap,hit me up.
aaaay whassup my main grl :o)
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[THI$ I$ THE HO$PITAL$ EMOTIONAL $↑PORT/ANTI $UI#IDE PURRBEA$T $O NO NEED BUT THANK$ ANYHOW]

I AM ACTUALLY ALLOWED 2 TYPE ":3" BECAUZE THATZ LITERALLY MY LUZUZ' FACE

.thats too baD .youll missing out on the resT
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pleasure's all mine! u◡u

howdy! welCome aboard, pardner! ^◡^

yea. pretty much. guy thought i was some alien.

you just got here though. but yeah other mes are pretty. inactive.

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