
Theo Alesini
@gaussianGlissando
I, too, am on a site ran by aliens. he/they written by @fishGaming

I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move. #theopics

I know I'm trapped in SBURB currently, still. (Hasn't changed since a few days ago) But who want me? #suggestive

So uhh, one of my teammates somehow made his sprite a fucking MISSINGNO? He said he threw two pokemon cards in there already, I don't know HOW the fuck he did it. #sburbce

They're so GREEN #sburbce

// I DROPPED A TIER 7 ENCHANT IN HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK THATS WORTH STUFF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #hypixelskyblock

Forgot I could just... alchemize more arrows into existence. Now to upgrade my Bow... any suggestions?

@imJunior A badge roulette would be nice.

I know I'm in SBURB currently, but who want me? #suggestivd

Enemies can spawn around my house? #sburbce

Doesn't this trend seem kinda desperate?

What the hell happened last night?

Not like I even could go to this masquerade anyway.

So. How do I get out of this purple tower I appear to be on? #sburbce

Funny the first thing I see when I open my phone is about sleep, because, uhh... Where the hell am I? #sburbce

Ok. Kanadesprite explained the situation to me. I've got one hell of a fucking journey ahead of me, don't I? #sburbce

Today has been way too long of a day.

Okay. Looks like that initial panic's over. Doesn't look like there's a meteor coming anymore. Not there at all. Or my entire neighborhood for that matter. Where the hell am I? #sburbce

Why is it counting down? #sburbce

Alright, power's back on. Let's do this shit.

Shit. Power's completely out. Do I seriously have to figure out how to turn on my generator NOW?

What? The game's loaded, and it's showing a view of the inside of my house. How the fuck? #sburbce










