Theo Alesini
@gaussianGlissando
I, too, am on a site ran by aliens. he/they written by @fishGaming
I know I'm trapped in SBURB currently, still. (Hasn't changed since a few days ago) But who want me? #suggestive
So uhh, one of my teammates somehow made his sprite a fucking MISSINGNO? He said he threw two pokemon cards in there already, I don't know HOW the fuck he did it. #sburbce
They're so GREEN #sburbce
// I DROPPED A TIER 7 ENCHANT IN HYPIXEL SKYBLOCK THATS WORTH STUFF RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #hypixelskyblock
Forgot I could just... alchemize more arrows into existence. Now to upgrade my Bow... any suggestions?
I can't even access my land at the moment. Not seeing any frogs anywhere either.
@imJunior A badge roulette would be nice.
I know I'm in SBURB currently, but who want me? #suggestivd
Enemies can spawn around my house? #sburbce
first gate - go - now - enemies are gonna keep coming until you reach it - go go go ⏚
I do not have the build grist to get up there at the moment, and all I have for weaponry is a bow with limited arrows.
try and alchemize a basic bow that won't need arrows - flashlight is usually a decent combo - alternatively just grab a chair and start swinging - because not kidding that spawning is gonna happen until you get there ⏚
Doesn't this trend seem kinda desperate?
What the hell happened last night?
Not like I even could go to this masquerade anyway.
So. How do I get out of this purple tower I appear to be on? #sburbce
do you want the fast way because i know a rwoute that gets you down immediately
Have you at least been aware of SBURB? Because I heavily doubt the way down is what you are about to say.
i think the way down is prwetty univerwsal rwegarwdless of whateverw blurwb you use
Funny the first thing I see when I open my phone is about sleep, because, uhh... Where the hell am I? #sburbce
Ok. Kanadesprite explained the situation to me. I've got one hell of a fucking journey ahead of me, don't I? #sburbce
Today has been way too long of a day.
Okay. Looks like that initial panic's over. Doesn't look like there's a meteor coming anymore. Not there at all. Or my entire neighborhood for that matter. Where the hell am I? #sburbce
Why is it counting down? #sburbce
time until you get hit by a meteor. the game will save you. lock the fuck in and stop posting.
listen to your sprite, it should guide you in a sort of roundabout way.
It's currently making goat noises for some reason. Accidentally tripped over a goat skull and it flew into my sprite.
ok you might need to prototype something that could actually talk now. something representing a person, or the remains of a lost loved one.
Alright, power's back on. Let's do this shit.
Shit. Power's completely out. Do I seriously have to figure out how to turn on my generator NOW?
Looking outside, something snapped the power line. House on my street's on fire. Shit is not looking good, Tabby.
I've got a backup generator out here I can turn on. And also the fuel for it's in my garage.
Vriiendly remiinder that iiv you have to deal wiith electriiciity and liife wiiriing that Rubber iis a good iinsulator to prefent any electriiciity vlowiing iinto your body and possiibly causiing more harm. Stay save! ::›
What? The game's loaded, and it's showing a view of the inside of my house. How the fuck? #sburbce