♠ hated by @puzzlingPrimadonna
hey dont hate the player hate the game which in this case more or less means the game of life and as i understand it most folks dont hate that whole schtick enough still though as an artist the desire is to reach an emotional response and your disgust is definitely something stellar in that regard a real special pull for a guy like me
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i lowve my fans.
anonymous asks: "i vwould vwant you so bad if you vwere capable of being loyal and monogamous. >:/" i dont knovw vwhat you mean about that, just because i hawve a big pusher and hawve trouble deciding and im a little bit greedy DOESNT MEAN im not loyal. #askcro
ii’m bliind 2o ii can’t do certaiin ta2k2 at work and one of two manager2 here ha2 a fuckiing problem wiith that liike 2he ha2 a problem wiith all my OTHER accommodatiion2. 2he triied two force me two do 2omethiing ii couldn’t 2o ii walked away. biitch fuckiing grabbed me and we 2tarted fiightiing 2o now ii’m fiired olol.
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You already knew your dad was a slut, come on.
[$OME OF YOU DON'T GET FU#KED HARD, GOOD AND PA$$IONATELY AND IT $HOW$ ]
▲fuck no theres walkers on the streets▼
▲bullet to the pan for them absolutely fucking not▼
im still cullin your ape ass if i catch you hoardin lusus
IM GOING TO BITE THIS FUCKER ANKLES NOW. FOR FUCK SAKE. TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE. REACTIN LIKE THAT IS SUCH A STUPID FUCKIN SHIT. CUNT. UGH. >:B #violence
omg iitss ok why r you aapologiiziing dont aapologiize
▲burnt my finger▼
Um, that would 8e you. Right there. Saying that. I kn8w you're trying to antagonize me and let me just say (NOW) that it's more ann8ying than anything else.
I've got a clown for if I ever need one (never) already locked away. You want him?
Hey if you're misera8le may8e take a second to consider it could totally 8e your fault and whining a8out it is just an addiction you've developed to deal with having such a tiny thinkpan that can't process the gr8er implications.
explodes pancakes with MIND!
I'd chalk this up to coincidence, but I know better. My name is Rose Lalonde. I'm from another version of Earth. In the 80s, I babysat a little girl named Lynn Claire for her mother, a well-to-do ballerina. The "father" was not in the picture, nor was she a father at all. She was Jade English, CEO of Skaianet. I'm going to hazard a guess much of this sounds familiar, but different, like looking through a funhouse mirror.
silly human dont you knoww men knoww more about wwomens bodies than wwomen do duh its so obvvious
Should i know who you are?
are you asking me? because the answer to thay question is yes
just bc i have 2 gfs now doesnt mean im not gonna b a whore still lol #nsfw
▼booooriiiing▲
[]> LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
i hope if youre havvin fun that you DIE #vviolence
its come to my attention that wwe got a couple a LUSUS HOARDERS in our midst i wwant you folks to remember one thing and thats to fuckin tremble wwhen the orphaner comes to towwn and drags awway your frogdad or or or flippin parakeetmom course i wwont turn dowwn a bribe here and there #nsfww #vviolence
(i take the bribe an kill your lusus anywways) #vviolence #nsfww
The missus has given me the honor of taking on some of her workload for the day. Paperworks a dull task and i really feel more and more like a caged animal the longer i sit in this chair. At least its appropriate to stand up and walk around in the comfort of my own space though! Ill have to sit through a whole doggone meeting later and im really not too chipper about it.