♠ hated by @puzzlingPrimadonna
Shut the fuck up. That's why your freaky human lusus named you fucking Joey.
im still cullin your ape ass if i catch you hoardin lusus
IM GOING TO BITE THIS FUCKER ANKLES NOW. FOR FUCK SAKE. TAKE A FUCKIN JOKE. REACTIN LIKE THAT IS SUCH A STUPID FUCKIN SHIT. CUNT. UGH. >:B #violence
omg iitss ok why r you aapologiiziing dont aapologiize
dammek is pretty cool X:)
▲burnt my finger▼
Um, that would 8e you. Right there. Saying that. I kn8w you're trying to antagonize me and let me just say (NOW) that it's more ann8ying than anything else.
I've got a clown for if I ever need one (never) already locked away. You want him?
Hey if you're misera8le may8e take a second to consider it could totally 8e your fault and whining a8out it is just an addiction you've developed to deal with having such a tiny thinkpan that can't process the gr8er implications.
explodes pancakes with MIND!
I'd chalk this up to coincidence, but I know better. My name is Rose Lalonde. I'm from another version of Earth. In the 80s, I babysat a little girl named Lynn Claire for her mother, a well-to-do ballerina. The "father" was not in the picture, nor was she a father at all. She was Jade English, CEO of Skaianet. I'm going to hazard a guess much of this sounds familiar, but different, like looking through a funhouse mirror.
silly human dont you knoww men knoww more about wwomens bodies than wwomen do duh its so obvvious
just ignore me in general im sorry im sorry
Should i know who you are?
are you asking me? because the answer to thay question is yes
just bc i have 2 gfs now doesnt mean im not gonna b a whore still lol #nsfw
▼booooriiiing▲
[]> LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<[]
<body> ** you're uniquely fugly. it's your brand. </body>
<body> ** lowkey fugly but you make it work. </body>
i hope if youre havvin fun that you DIE #vviolence
its come to my attention that wwe got a couple a LUSUS HOARDERS in our midst i wwant you folks to remember one thing and thats to fuckin tremble wwhen the orphaner comes to towwn and drags awway your frogdad or or or flippin parakeetmom course i wwont turn dowwn a bribe here and there #nsfww #vviolence
(i take the bribe an kill your lusus anywways) #vviolence #nsfww
The missus has given me the honor of taking on some of her workload for the day. Paperworks a dull task and i really feel more and more like a caged animal the longer i sit in this chair. At least its appropriate to stand up and walk around in the comfort of my own space though! Ill have to sit through a whole doggone meeting later and im really not too chipper about it.