Hey if you're misera8le may8e take a second to consider it could totally 8e your fault and whining a8out it is just an addiction you've developed to deal with having such a tiny thinkpan that can't process the gr8er implications.
Um, that would 8e you. Right there. Saying that. I kn8w you're trying to antagonize me and let me just say (NOW) that it's more ann8ying than anything else.