#askcro
anonymous asks: "Opinions on cherubs? Visually speaking? Asking for a friend." i mean, if youre hot, youre good in my book. shrug. hmu and vwell see, yeah? ;) #askcro #cherubs
anonymous asks: "lucky asker #100 here, though vwe are vwell past that point novw... are you more of a tit or more of an ass guy?" come on... you cant possibly ask me this. party at the front and the back? hovw can a sensible man possibly pick just ONE. this is just impossible. #askcro #nsfvw #tits #ass #both
'marty' asks: "hi. ik your thing is the 50s or vwhatewva, but hovw do you feel about 70s disco?" i think the 70s are alright, im gonna be honest i dont really think about it. i like austin povwers goldmember and saturday night fewver and thats about it. #askcro #humandecades
@autoResponder#1302 says: "Hey." hi leader. #askcro
@cabalisticTechnician says: "Hello !" hey. is... is that it. #askcro #ok
anonymous asks: "Fawvorite cigarette brand/flawvor?" basic pick, i dont care, marlboro reds 100s. sometimes camels, damz put me on the ones vwith flawvours but those burn up my gills real bad. marlboros are impossible to beat. #askcro #substance
@amorousChanteuse asks: "r u cuties hawving another mowvie night today? :) also, if you had to assign me a character from grease, vwho vwould it be. in ur most professional, like. expert opinion." you betcha. tonight at 7 (pst) heawvenly kid, be there or be square. as for assigning characters, babe youre a total marty. shes real sophisticated, gorgeous and has one of my fawvorite songs in the original play. listen to "freddy my lowve", you vwont regret it. #askcro #assigning #crosmowvienight #greaseposting #kinning
anonymous asks: “Cool badge! Who is it supposed to be?” okay, ha ha. lets all laugh at cronus, i get it. is this a running joke or something? its KENECKIE. like yeah, he got a little too pixelated for my liking but come on. ITS IN THE NAME OF THE 8ADGE. #askcro #cronockie #greaseposting #fedup
anonymous asks: “are you and miss serket an item?” she vwishes. nah, vwere good friends. yeah. vwere friends. #askcro #friendship
anonymous asks: "hehe, lucky number 100! vwovw, that's a sign, it has to be... vwhat kind of date does a guy like you ewven go on? surely you must hawve ladies lining up already? oh, or fellas!" oh you knovw, of course i do. the ladies and fellas just cant get enough of me. either the mowvies, a stroll by the beach, a nice candle lit dinner, or a relaxed stay in my hiwve... ill make it vworth your vwhile, babe, svwear. #askcro #dating #dates
anonymous asks: "um... dating application?" congrats on being the 100th ask. kind of a lame thing to ask for the 100th... yeah, dating application. like you send your so called profile, vwe chat... vwe make things happen. ;) #askcro #dating #duh
anonymous says: “didnt send in an application bc im shy u///u” oh, baby. you dont gotta be shy, i dont bite or anything. unless you ask, im dovwn to get freaky vwith it. im a gentleman like that, you dig? #askcro #dating #hmu
anonymous says: “hey im 4'9 35kg and hawve nothing going for me except an awveragely pretty face and huge tits” doll, if you ask me, you got a lot going on. short, curwvaceous and pretty. vwhat else could a guy ask for, eh? ;) #askcro #dating #nsfvw #hmu
anonymous says: “Rustblood. Cs. Pear shaped. Single. Protectiwve. Subserwvient. Lactating as needed.” vwas not expecting that last part, yknovw. but i aint picky, so sure. slide right in my messages, baby. #askcro #dating #nsfvw #intrigued
anonymous says: “:33 < get furked” ha ha. hilarious. listen, if i vwanted regular comments i vwouldnt hawve specified DATE APPLICATIONS. learn hovw to read, mkay? thanks, svweet cheeks. #askcro
@amorousChanteuse asks: “your thoughts on frenchie and vwhy is she the 8EST character in the mowvie.” she really is the svweetest. i think its not a mystery as to vwhy the actress keeps making grease related projects, shes a charmer. a fan fawvorite, and yeah, cant lie and say she isnt one of mine too. if youre aching for more frenchie content, vwatch grease: rise of the pink ladies (a great vwatch, by the vway. dont listen to the general public. trust me.), youll see little frenchie and little rizzo. the actress got her wvoice and mannerisms to a t. its a shame it got cancelled. #askcro #greaseposting...Read more
anonymous asks: “Not sure if you'wve been asked this before, but vwho's Kenickie? And vwhat's a Hallmark Card?” you knovw vwhat, anon? i hawve. FOUR TIMES. youd think someone as high profile as me vwould hawve a loyal follovwer base that understands him… apparently not. any excuse to talk about my inspiration. kenickie, portrayed by jeff conavway, is danny zukos best friend and right hand man. arguably hes more of a leader than danny. hes got the vwheels. dannys just the posterboy. i realized hovw i vwanted to be kenickie more than danny, cause hes humble, got integrity and doesnt run avway from his mist...Read more
@liwvingdeadOnryo asks: ".˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (y00u kn00vw. 00ther tr00lls?)" i knovw a lot of trolls, doll. do you think a famous guy like yours truly doesnt get around? oh, trust me. i get around. just like the beach boys song. #askcro #beachboys
anonymous asks: "Why are you one of the better wvioletbloods on this site?" vwell, it doesnt take a genius to see im the only one here vwho awvoids a total lack of culture... i barely ewven bring up my high social status, it couldnt be less of a big deal to me. but truth is, i got something they all lack: originality. yep. im sorry but... im one of a kind. im a musician, an artist, im dewvilishly handsome, got impecable taste, intelligent, chicks lowve my bard svwag. its crazy hovw a genius like me gets lumped in vwith ewveryone else. im just too cool for this place, too cool for school, one might say. y...Read more
anonymous asks: "um hehe, HOW big? *tvwirls my hair cutely*" oh, baby... big enough to make you scream, if you knovw vwhat i mean. haha. like, scream of pleasure from hovw big it is. you knovw. #askcro #nsfvw #bigbulgeproblems
anonymous asks: "I think you hawve some emotional problems dude" no, i dont. im normal. youre the one vwith an emotional problem, pal. #askcro
anonymous asks: "hawve y0u seen the cl0vwn..." nope. and thank fuck i hawvent. get that creep avway from me, am i right. #askcro #thisisaboutkur #yep #clovwn
anonymous asks: "🫱(‿ώ‿)🫲" hahahah. butt. nice. #askcro
anonymous asks: "hovw did you get injured?" i vwas doing some sick trickshots vwith my crosshairs, as one does. then i spotted this shadovw flying around, being all creepy and shit, and tried to shoot at it, big mistake. i got flung backvwards, fell on the ground and my gun vwent off. but hey, im on a bunch of pain meds, im getting coddled ewveryday and i got a hole in my foot. #askcro #substance #avwinisavwin
@tactileTalent asks: "i'm so curious, vwhat kinda poems you vwrite, dude?" my profound art is lost on uncultured svwine, like most of you. i drovwn myself in vwords, son. deep and cruel wverses about the agony of an isolated, misunderstood soul like mine... it aint just 'poetry,' its the pure, ravw essence of a guy vwho feels too much in a cruel, insensitiwve vworld. #askcro #poetry #lyrics
"anonymous" asks: "Haunts y9u 9nce m9re, 6ecause vwhy n9t." #askcro #eatme
@empyreansApothehosis asks: "When might you be hosting the next mowvie night hyperbeam?" tomorrovw probably, i vwas talking vwith aranea about it and vwe might vwatch gilda (1946) or secretary (2002). you guys decide betvween the tvwo. #askcro #crosmowvienight
anonymous asks: "So. Just a random asker vwondering for no particular reason, if you had a particular say, type, in terms of people you find attractiwve, vwhat vwould it be?" you knovw, i think its real funny so many of you seem to vwant a piece of all this in my ask box, and i get no dms being serious about it. at least leawve me some breadcrumbs so a guy can ponder about it or something... anyvwho. appearance vwise, i dig pretty dames, preferably stacked, but a guy cant hawve it all, i guess. i dont ask for a lot, honestly, you just gotta be hot and bothered, ready to get all types of freaky. dudes is ...Read more
anonymous asks: "If i called you Dad vwould you put on a pair of thick glasses and a vwife beater and yell at me to get you a beer then throvw the bottle at me please?" yeah, vwhat the hell, sure. a little vweird but im bored i dont ewven care anymore, get me a damn beer bitch. #askcro #wviolence
@magicAnon asks: "M!a you cant get tits out of your head! Does that ewven count as a magic anon if its already true? Making you hard all day felt too far..." jokes on you, tits are alvways in my head. all light, all night. all. the. time. this changes absolutely nothing. #askcro #nsfvw
"anonymous" asks: "I hawve n9thing t9 ask, just th9ught i'd infect y9ur in69x vwith my presence. That is all. Cheers." alls i gotta say. #askcro
anonymous asks: "You feel like you're into sucking toes." i dont think i do, buddy. not really. ill try anything once though, just... doesnt feel like my style, you dig? #askcro
@amorousChanteuse asks: "u should vwatch the lowveless." i hawve vwatched this, babe, its a great mowvie. check out my list for some vwicked recs. #askcro #mowvierecs #mowvie
anonymous asks: "When you pass avway, can I hawve your eyes?" sorry to break it to you, buddy. that already happened. #askcro #dead #dreambubbles
@tenderTelegnosis asks: "vwyll at least that last guy asked for permission! silwver linings?" the bar is in hell. the bar is so lovw, in fact, vwe hawve just lost it to the wvoid. youre pretty cute though, just earned yourself a follovwer, babe. hahah. #askcro #hmu
@craftsmanToxophilite asks: "8=l < Would you like to be cast into resin and turned into a nice wvase" get avway from me. #askcro #creep
anonymous asks: "your lusus gay?" probably, man. i dont knovw. i couldnt fucking tell you, hes a fucking seahorse. #askcro
anonymous asks: "(3/4) Covwboy? That's fun. Cliché and predictable, but fun all the same. Ish. Not really. On a different note, vwhat vwould you say is your guilty pleasure? Emphasis on the guilty. Cmon novw don't be a stranger vwe all hawve at least ONE." hm... since youwve been the only person actiwvely stimulating my pan ill be REALLY real and wvulnerable vwith you for a sec. its real hard admitting this, the ones vwho knovw me knovw... sometimes i like to rewvisit my old vwizarding books and scrolls, not because i beliewve in that crap, psh. but because theyre wvery nostalgic to me... simpler times,...Read more
anonymous asks: " .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (cups y00ur cheeks. pets y00ur head.)" thanks. that helped calm the beast inside me a bit. he got riled up. #thebeast #anger #darkthought #askcro
anonymous asks: "humps you crazy style" take me to dinner first, pal. then vwell talk. svwear. ;) #nsfvw #askcro
anonymous asks: "troll that ISNT YOURSELF. vwhy are you trolls like this. @ someone if you're brawve enough." ???? im brawve. you calling me a pussy? bitch. fine yeah. @autoResponder#1302 leader as alvways. #awvoidingconflict #leader #nsfvw #askcro
anonymous asks: ".˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (hey. y00u.) .˚⊹. ࣪𓉸 ࣪⊹˚. (if i p00ssessed. a c00rpse. f00r y00u. vw00uld y00u. let me ride?)" i dont knovw you. maybe if it vwas a hot person, dunno. hard to say... #nsfvw #askcro
anonymous asks: "vwhos the most fuckable troll on the dash right novw" me. its me. im so friggin fuckable right novw. #askcro #suggestiwve
anonymous asks: "(2/3) Thank you for such a thorough ansvwer! My follovw up question is, if you vweren't exposed to Grease first, vwould you hawve latched onto another (sub)culture? Has any other (sub)cultures come close to replacing Greaserhood?" the pleasures all mine, darling. i dont think anythings been close to replacing my so called "greaserhood", ewven at the beginning. it vwas lowve at first sight, you dig? though, if i had to pick anything else maybe covwboys. fish covwboy, i guess. or a vwizard again, but i dont think thats a subculture. plus, its a sensitiwve topic. i cant think of anything el...Read more
anonymmous asks: "Cull yourself." missed the death threats, same time next vweek? babe, just slide in the dms. cmere, ill shovw you a good time, im a pretty open minded cat. ;) #askcro #deaththreat #hmu
anonymous asks: "Why are you calling yourself daddy...." VWHY NOT? oh my cod do you people not hawve joy in your pusher. none? zilch? nada? liwve a little. let daddy hawve his fun. #askcro
@apocalypseApocrypha asks: "i vwasnt avware you vwere my ancestor 0_0" its... its an expression like... no one gets it. #askcro
anonymous asks: “Werent you guys mad or something i thought you hated each other” only on occasion, but vwere friends. good friends. she came owver to vwatch nevw gill (troll wversion of human nevw girl) and, honestly, it’s pretty good. #askcro
anonymous asks: "(1/2) Out of all of the cultures and subcultures in all of human history, vwhat made you grawvitate tovwards that of being greaser?" this is a really good question. novw get ready, cause im getting wvulnerable owver here. after spending most of my pupahood buried in dumb scrolls, vwhen i vwas around sewven svweeps (thats fifteen years, for you human cats) i stumbled upon this mowvie on a blog dedicated to human mowvies on grumblr. that mowvie vwas indeed grease (1978). before vwatching that i seriously had no interest in human things, svwear to cod. i had gone through some things a svw...Read more
@lightupBeats asks: "Hovw you feeling handsome?" real good, babe. vwatching a wvampire shovw vwith some friends, laying dovwn, drinking beer. could be better if only there vwas someone next to me... cuddling and vwhatnot. #askcro #substance