Jasprose Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Everyone's favorite abomination against nature. Part doll, part cat, part human, all fun! Ignore the tentacles. Or don't! ;3 ((icon by pavizi))
Hmmmmmm. Do any other Roses have dubiously factual memories of the dubiously zoological performing dubiously physical acts of dubiously consensual molestation? Do any of these dubiosities have an answer one way or another or is the nature of the Noble Circle too vague for that? #nsfw
See now I'm interested in seeing what nonconsensual tentacle ashen pornography looks like. #nsfw
Thr @scratchDoctor has me blocked! How funny. Luckily since he's omniscient he can read every message we send him regardless. He should die prematurely. He should hang himself by his own ugly tie. He should crack his head open and let a stillborn Lord English fetus dribble out. #suicide
doc scratch doEsnt havE mE blockEd hEs down bad for mE i know it
That's a bad thing. You know that's a bad thing right? He was down bad for me once and it led to no end of emotional distress.
Kanaya (the one with the "canon url") blocked me... :( Is it because I called her my wife in law?
Genuinely #despondent.
Why you're right! Surely there is nothing else about me that could be considered unsettling or even mildly unappealing enough for a beautiful woman to block me. Thank you alternate universe bastard daughter in law!
urk fucking hell im gonna vomit i swear this site is just here to torment me
Apologies! My intent was to playfully tease but I can see I hit a nerve so I will back off a bit. I have heard tell of your timeline and I know shit is fucked and I do not mean to cause you additional grief.
crazy that the first version of you to apologize to me is like this but yeah whatever uh apology accepted
I will never understand what insane bullshit has possessed everyone in your candyland but from what I've heard with my sensitive kitty ears it sounds like twenty year old John really fucked up!
hah yeah he did i mean they kinda all did and now we gotta fix all the stupid mistakes our parents made like wasnt the point of earth c for it to not have bs happening all the time? seriously...
Sins of the mother I suppose. Perhaps we Lalondes are predisposed to making mistakes... On that note never try alcohol. It is a tempting siren but resist the urge.
yeah like i'd try to end up like her but yeah we're all kinda fucked, and we all kind of fucked things up and im probably gonna fuck it up for my kids and the cycle continues forever till one of us fails to save the world or something might end up being me who knows
Do we have to tag #incest if the interaction in question is perfectly innocent on the surface level, only containing blithe and veiled references to romantic or sexual attraction to one's relatives? A taboo courtship spoken in code, implication, and shibboleth, indecipherable to all but those "in the know."
asking th reel questions
BPP < someow i think you still should just in case
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0mKDdsWHNZoAAAAC/wacky-cat-wednesday-wacky.gif
Oh my god I don't care if this is a gimmick account I think I love you. Also I think you may be my mutant clone?
((Love your pfp btw~! Pavizi is so based we were considering using some of her art for this acct https://i.imgur.com/yiwlZjF.jpeg))
Gasp! Well hello you beautiful specimen, purr purr. Another part cat part doll part girl?? Incredible! What kind? I am a ragdoll. The doll part I mean not the cat I have no idea what breed of cat I am.
I'm an animatronic, mew!~ To be blunt I sorta... found this body in the dump... but it really suits my spirit, so to speak. Took a bit of tinkering from a family friend but we got it all dolled up again! Learned how to do makeup too to cover the big scar on my left side and everything. You shoulda seen how it looked when I found it, looked like some kind of withered, freaky bear... mew~ 💖✨