Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
(( Jazz is a very flirty girl with very little filter or shame - there will be #nsfw, #nsfwe, and occasional #incest because she genuinely dgaf. Obviously I won't have her hit on relatives if I don't know mun is ok with it! If she oversteps let me know ooc. also, occasional #substance posting if something makes her relapse.
Being murdered will give y0u crazy new fetishes ill tell y0u that #nsfw
Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague
Hate That You're Correct
I think that's everyone's vest quality. #MildMisandry?
BEST quality, even.
I think most of us would still be pleasant as men all things considered WAIT!!! Now I have to ask Roan if there's a Jasproan too hold on.
:3
what.
Sidra. We've... mostly made up after our little spat the other night. And she just told me I was worth it. Which I already knew of course I mean just look at me. I'm amazing. I just didn't know I was worth it /to her./
what does that have to me saying. cute.
Oh I was just elaborating. Making conversation. Being further cute. :3
what does the im easy. tear up and shit have to do with me. i just complimented you. i guess.
Oh, you didn't- Ahem. Unquirk the original post sweetie.
oh. that. button.
stupid me. thought i had gotten somethin.
It's okay sweetie! Don't beat yourself up I was being intentionally obtuse and forgot about it. I am just a cat after all.
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And if I called her best troll? What then. #nsfw https://file.garden/af1MSJbRqgHS7ama/IMG_1462.jpeg
:33 < mew'd be factmewally purrect!! :33 < thats really good art!! thanks fur drawing me, i f33l honored
You would be objectively correct!
dang, ver7 ni(e!
@violentDivide @peacefulDivide Spica, Syrma. I'm going to ask you both to get a goddamned grip, take a few deep breaths, and think before you speak got it? God, I really do want you in every quadrant, don't I? Here I am auspisticizing. First question. Spica. Do you enjoy killing? Answer honestly.
YES, I CAME IN AND TOOK OVER THE ACTUAL HEAVY LIFTING AFTERWARDS WE REMAINED SEVERED. I TOOK OVER AFTER THE JOB WAS DONE WHILE WE WERE ISOLATED DUE TO HER BEING TO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING OF FUCKING VALUE SO I WAITED AROUND UNTIL WE FINALLY GOT PICKED UP BY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE A SLIGHT FUCK ABOUT US YOU'RE WELCOME FOR BAILING US OUT OF ETERNAL ISOLATION BY THE WAY
that you did, and as of currently when we decided to have this disagreement over a million different petty things building up and things going to shit she had the bright idea to sever part of our body and start using that as a host for her. of course both parts are co-dependent so if we leave each other's sides we both end up dead, kudos for that.
WELL I FINALLY DON'T HAVE A VOICE NAGGING ME OVER EVERY LITTLE THING I DO STICK IN MY HEAD 24/7
That doesn't seem especially sustainable but I suppose I understand the impulse. So, then. What does that mean for Sidra?
IT MEANS SHE'S TALKING A BACKSEAT FOR NOW UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT, THOUGH WITH HOW SPICA IS ACTING I DOUBT THAT'LL BE SOON
you're the one who split this in the first place, just talk to me in person we are literally less than a meter apart.
Both of you are acting childish. The fact that a single lover's spat was enough that make you completely fall apart is incredibly telling. But still. Regardless of my insignation last night, I still consider you worth it, Sidra. Both of you. I just wish you would show me the same effort.
...i'm sorry then about last night and everything about that i suppose we can talk about it
WHATEVER CONSIDER US WORTH IT OR DON'T MAKES NO DIFFERENCE I'LL CONSIDER IT
Thank you both. Spica, I hope you two decide to talk to each other, as well. Civilly and with empathy, I hope. Syrma, I appreciate the consideration. It means a lot, from you. Sidra... Despite everything, I love you. In your entirety.
Oh my fucking god.
B33 < *ac is with you on this*
what happened?
Sidra @grimCue and I had an argument, and I blocked her to get some space. Now her halves have made separate accounts and are fighting each other because of course they are.
Wait. What?
Mrrrp... I think I've cooled down a bit. The shippers can relax, I'm ready to talk with her.
Case in point.
a lalonde talking about self control is kind of ironic no offense
I think I will take offense actually. That was mean.
it was. but a dawg tend's to notice a pattern of alcoholism. personally i think both of you should just be with each other instead of doing this passive aggressive bullshit for idiot babie's. you both clearly want to be together, so.
I want to be with someone who will prioritize me over the rote, repetitive cruelty of serial murder. I feel like that is a fairly reasonable line to draw in the sand Karma.
well shes getting there slowly aint she
She told me I'm not worth the effort. So, I'm giving her time to reflect on that. Karma I do appreciate the attempt at helping but this is one of those things that I'm afraid just has to play out.
yeah, figure's. it takes time to heal and allat
Killing people is maybe the easiest thing to not do and yet so many of you seem incapable of resisting.
一番つまらないなんだけど。
It's a game of chicken at this point. Who will break first? Which of us needs the other more? I'll tell you this. One of us is surrounded by friends, family, lovers. The other can't even get along with herself.
watchin.
directposting
Hi Jinx! Be honest did you choose this name for the hijinks or was that a coincidence.
it was serendipity. total accident! :D
That could be about anyone. For the record.
sure dude
🎵 It hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing with you
🎵 Oh, what a curse it is to be a lovergirl.
Listening to Laufey.
I FUCKING LOVE LAUFEY.
Vascillating with a plural system is certainly a new one! :3 ... It's nice.
Shocking implications.
holy shit
you dont even care about my spike fuck
its a lil unfair cuz they literally glow in the dark n all but i swear ive nevr seen any1 shine quite as bright ✨💖 @aventurineCopycat https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1680b4cd13eb.png
B33 < aww roro you're gonna make me dear sw33t purrecious davepetasplode ofur here!! B33 < brb gotta do a little rogueing to get my heart back in order
Thank god for toxic yuri.
rechitt
I won't pretend waking up with her gone didn't sting. Also the injuries.
oh great, you have no idea how happy i am to hear that.
In fairness, almost killing me gave you a lot of points to begin with, so we're back to about even. Fucking me was horseshit-neutral.
fun suggestion, let's stop talking about this
The power is in your sexy tentacle-hands.
For the love of god shut up
I'm sorry, what does this have to do with you? At all?
fuck you.
Your childish antics are exacerbating a splitting headache I am not being rational right now but fuck it you are pissing me off
I'm terribly sorry you have a headache, Tay dear. Have you considered not reading your poor Aunt Jasmine's posts?
You are right of course but Sigh You are right