Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
(( Jazz is a very flirty girl with very little filter or shame - there will be #nsfw, #nsfwe, and occasional #incest because she genuinely dgaf. Obviously I won't have her hit on relatives if I don't know mun is ok with it! If she oversteps let me know ooc. also, occasional #substance posting if something makes her relapse.
I LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD. IT WOULD TAKE A TRULY DISEASED MIND. TO OPEN THIS PICTURE ON HIS PALMHUSK. AND DRAW BUBBLES ON IT. UNTIL THE CENSORED RESULT. IS SOMEHOW MORE #PORNOGRAPHIC. THAN AN EASILY OBTAINED IMAGE. OF MY BARE AND VULNERABLE. HOT SLUT BODY. ANYWAY. SCROLL FOR THAT. IF YOU DARE. #SLAYCATION #BEACHBUM #SHARKBAIT #WADING #WADERSWANTED #CHILLYCHASER #CASTEGAP #GRUBSCARSOUTSEASON #ITROLLY #CRAZYASFUCKLUSTYRUSTIESNEARYOU. #... #SIGH #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN. 🎨🖌️: RATKING-BUFFET @ TUMBLR.
:33 < Mrrp!!
fuck. holy sh1t. oh my god
you making me feel like a mother fucking faygo bottle all shaken up. FIZZING AND OVERFLOWING MY PURPLE RAZZ ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE. better watch them toes cause it's slippery and sticky in this bitch. HONK HONK. looking good.
now who said sisters with mosquito bites can rock a mother fuckers world? :o) SLAYCATION RULES.
d*mn... 1 should call her... or uh, you, 1 guess...
I must say, I am glad t9 see y9u finally taking the first steps t9 em6racing a m9re #M9dest lifestyle. I'm als9 disapp9inted in h9w much 9f a stir this seems t9 have caused in y9ur c9mment secti9n. While #6ef9ran6u66leCens9rship is still seen as c9ntr9versial, due t9 a fringe m9vement 9f detract9rs wh9 view the practice as s9meh9w stifling and regressive, it's imp9rtant t9 remem6er the value 9f m9desty in m9dern s9ciety. In a time when tr9ll media is inundated with vulgar imagery designed t9 distract and placate the masses 6y appealing t9 their 6ase desires, 6u66le cens9rship is actually a radical, pr9gressive stand against the rapid deteri9rati9n 9f 6ef9ran s9ciety. It is especially helpful f9r pe9ple with l99ser c9nvicti9ns wh9 may 6e struggling with inappr9priately lustful th9ughts. Instead 9f f9cusing 9n areas that y9u may want t9 keep private (and y9u sh9uld), the viewers' gander6ul6s are drawn t9 m9re imp9rtant features 9f y9ur anat9my, i.e., y9ur face. Th9ugh next time y9u sh9uld als9 c9ver up y9ur gru6scars s9 as t9 n9t inadvertently inspire lascivi9us th9ughts in s9me9ne. #JustASuggesti9n #9ut9fSight #9ut9fMind #Cens9rship #M9destIsH9ttest #ChasteLiving #CleanTh9ughts #Redempti9nArc
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. IT TAKES A REAL #SICKO #PERVERT #DEVIANT #FREAK. TO TUG HIS SLUG. TO THE BUBBLEFIED BIKINI PHOTO. AS OPPOSED TO THE NUMEROUS. EASILY ACCESSIBLE. PAID OR FREE. PHOTOS AND/OR VIDEOS OF ME. UPLOADED TO #SCORNHUB. #PLUSHRUMP. OR #ONLYFANGS. FOR THIS EXPRESS PURPOSE. IT FEELS SO MUCH DIRTIER. THAN JUST TYPING IN. 「DAMARA MEGIDO LEAKED NUDES.」 IT'S ALMOST AS IF. YOU. AND @aeneasCaldarium. AND ALL OF PLANET BEFORUS. WOULD RATHER SPILL YOUR SLIME ALL OVER ME. ON THE RARE AND SPECIFIC OCCASIONS. THAT I'M *NOT* ASKING FOR IT. #BEFORANBUBBLEPORN #WEREYOULOOKINGATMYGRUBSCARSKANKICHAN
vwell duh, of course its hot vwhen the girl isnt asking for it.
HHHNNH.
Y9u're 6eing ridicul9us. I'm n9t spilling my slime t9 y9u regardless. Y9u're perverting and c9rrupting what is meant t9 6e a perfectly inn9cent practice. The g9al is t9 *reduce* unwanted and irrelevant depraved th9ughts, n9t t9 exacer6ate them.
They're calling me the first ethical chaser.
Trans women mostly. Don't worry I have a pass from an extranarrative entity that says I'm a very special girl and do it so respectfully for the purpose of trans girls' wish fulfillment.
(( its me im the entity im trans
i still am not sure if i really count? ._. but you can chase me any day! i will run through a grassy meadow with you <3
@imJunior or whatever mods are available, I think it's time I got the Folger's badge. I've been lamenting the fact that Rose and I didn't grow up as separate entities long enough for fucking her to be considered #incest instead of selfcest.
True! #juniorbadgedyou
Sigh. I love her so much.
This is actually about several different women because I'm several Jasproses in a trenchcoat.
Interesting remark.
It's a whole thing. Squared sprites get special access to the Ultimate Self, an overarching entiry defined as the sum of all versions of oneself. Several of these versions of Me, Jasprose (as opposed to Me, Rose or Me, Jaspers) have become especially linked, and post interchangeably on here. But even that is an oversimplification because Ultimate Self Bullshit is typically not so discrete or countable as that explanation makes it seem meow.
Let the darkness from outside consume the darkness inside.
Rose word of the day was. " Meow " Rose proves each day to be incredibly smart, I have nothing to argue against that, in fact, she "spitting bars" as some would say.
Imagining a 100 player Sburb session and crying a single tear. From the beauty of it all? From anguish? Who knows.
Well there was a 200 player one
hehe yeah it kind of is
WHATS SBEARD
.noitubirtnoc ruoy rof uoy knaht ,tsop siht ot eud eniargim a dereffus tsuj I
(( OOC but i had a roleplay that never started based on this premise. It was really fucking funny and did not end as well as it should have.
Fine. Two tears, one for beauty one for anguish.
Oh damn it that makes me two-faced like the bear.
IT WOULD SUCK SEVERELY.
B33 < sometimes i think about that gaggle furom sbarg we met at spurritecon that one year B33 < wondpurr what the furick happened to them
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#cw-slur
okay if thats what you want you wanna do my dick we might have to hash out some new boundaries
[#BOUN#INGONIT #GRINDINGONIT #JUMPINGONIT #DAN#INGONIT #DOINGYOGAONIT ]
>:εε m3ow m3ow prr! ;33 ~
Mrrreowr, well hello there you beautiful thing you!
>:εε tak3s on3 to r3cogniz3 anoth3r! h3llo ;33 ~
Nerdy Girls Hmu
i mean, considering what's going on right now.. i DEFINITELY qualify :)
That's Great To Hear Love
hmmm
Yes Love?
<<"hhi">>
i am like the biggest nerd like oh my god.
While I understand Rose Prime's distaste for the violin I really do find it meditative especially as I learn a less pompous and more lively way of playing. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. :3
Sometimes I pick it up again and do a little jig.
I'm practicing this currently.
id lov 2 hear u play someday :3
hand holding and straight up frolicking :) #incest
Loving you Loving you Love, loving you Was like loving the dead It was like fucking the dead
Ahem.
estrogen would not fix her but at least it would make it hot for her to be a creep #vageuposting
im so tired i misspelled #vagueposting and pnly realized now. fuck my life
︻デ═一 many 5uch ca5e5
Being murdered will give y0u crazy new fetishes ill tell y0u that #nsfw
Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague
Hate That You're Correct
I think that's everyone's vest quality. #MildMisandry?
BEST quality, even.
I think most of us would still be pleasant as men all things considered WAIT!!! Now I have to ask Roan if there's a Jasproan too hold on.
:3
what.
Sidra. We've... mostly made up after our little spat the other night. And she just told me I was worth it. Which I already knew of course I mean just look at me. I'm amazing. I just didn't know I was worth it /to her./
what does that have to me saying. cute.
Oh I was just elaborating. Making conversation. Being further cute. :3
what does the im easy. tear up and shit have to do with me. i just complimented you. i guess.
Oh, you didn't- Ahem. Unquirk the original post sweetie.
oh. that. button.
stupid me. thought i had gotten somethin.
It's okay sweetie! Don't beat yourself up I was being intentionally obtuse and forgot about it. I am just a cat after all.
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