Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
(( like absolutely block to your comfort, but like. most of my chittrs do not deal with #incest at all. im not mentioning what they are because I'm a trans woman online with fetishes and i dont want to be completely ostracized, which is why the ooc blocking sucks to begin with #suggestive
((No, I agree. I wish OOC blocking person A's account wouldn't block ALL their accounts. I understand the conceit behind it, because it was intended to keep the person behind the account away from you, but sometimes it really is just the one account you don't want to see. This is why I prefer "ignore all" because that only focuses on the one account as opposed to all that person's accounts.
i ended up unblocking all my ooc blocks and just hitting "ignore on all" for em cause of this kinda thing //
(( this is catty as hell and you can ignore this but it does bother me that engaging earnestly with some of the themes of homestuck gets you *ooc blocked* by half the site. #vague #incest not about anyone in particular
((no im 100% with you there))
(( in fairness i think chittr could use a third type of block. ooc blocking is the only way to block One profile from Person A from all of Person B's profiles, but all of Person A's other profiles get caught in the crossfire. ive had people follow one of my chittrs and then ooc block this one within a day lol
(( no im with you. some didnt read the source material
(( I agree with you. I think this would be a great suggestion for the site staff. The blocking system seems a little unbalanced as it is right now. I know I've certainly blocked more than I originally intended to. ))
((I will admit I dabble in it very very rarely in public, like a passing joke but its not my whole personality))
((It's why I rarely interact with general users because I am nervous to be pitch forked as a deviant even if I roleplay Rose's general character.))
(( espeeeeeeecially since im a trans woman. like thats also why i dont link any of my socials! rp drama can get nuts and i dont want to get unpersoned and callout posted
(if they didn't want me to ship prospitcest maybe jade shouldn't constantly talk to john like she's in love with him)
I have made out with my reflection before. Steamy, panting, drooling makeouts. I highly recommend it! #suggestive
Yes although by Roger Rabbit rules I can sometimes make my reflection give me a big cartoony kiss! If it's funny enough.
I want her so bad it's genuinely embarrassing for the both of us.
There are three types of cats: 1) Cats who know they are cats. 2) Cats who think they are people. 3) Cats who think people are cats. As Jaspers I was very well aware that I was a cat though like most things I never paid it much mind! I am fairly certain my son Mutie falls into the third cat-egory though. :3 Roxies, can you confirm?
B33 < pounce definitely thought people were cats
Jinx is the most handsome man I've ever been with. #jinxposting
In fairness I haven't been with as many men as women but she's one of the most beautiful women I've been with too!
I hope I'm not just a sex icon to you but also an incredibly good poster.
The spray bottle is a cruel torture device invented by humans to oppress felinity. And I will use it again so help me G-d.
"I didn't know Rose was Jewish" that one was Jaspers actually.
B33 < its a mewseful tool jazz dont pout too much meow
Now let's be perfectly clear. There's a lot of catgirls on here and I love them all. But I am literally a cat and a girl. Keep this in mind when I talk about hiding all my toys under the couch.
Freshly killed mouse actually tastes great if youre not a little bitch.
B33 < clawnestly yeah B33 < nyalthough i at least cut off most of the skin furst B33 < that's valuable purroduct right there
*Borderline* hypersexual. Really I'm just very open about my inclinations.
The thing Ult!Dirk doesn't want you to know (and may not understand fully himself!) is that the Ultimate Self, like any platonic ideal, is mutated the second it comes into contact with reality. Sure, he's a fuller picture than any of the individual Dirks he's assimilated, but he will never truly be Him.
One cannot sit in the platonic ideal of a Chair.
Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.) - William Blake. I am almost certain William Blake said that.
Me and whom? :3
I think you mean me and *Whomst've
You're right, I *was* a bit too pretentious on this post about wanting to have sex with slash be an inanimate doll with a felt vagina. Good catch meow!
Interesting. You initiate conversation, and yet when the topic thereof is described explicitly, you retreat to feign disgust. Like a cat sniffing a jalapeño pepper. Could this be a defense mechanism, lest someone see your engagement with this post and reasonably draw the conclusion that you do, in fact, want to fuck plush pink pussy?
They're calling me the first ethical chaser.
Trans women mostly. Don't worry I have a pass from an extranarrative entity that says I'm a very special girl and do it so respectfully for the purpose of trans girls' wish fulfillment.
i still am not sure if i really count? ._. but you can chase me any day! i will run through a grassy meadow with you <3
@imJunior or whatever mods are available, I think it's time I got the Folger's badge. I've been lamenting the fact that Rose and I didn't grow up as separate entities long enough for fucking her to be considered #incest instead of selfcest.
Sigh. I love her so much.
This is actually about several different women because I'm several Jasproses in a trenchcoat.
It's a whole thing. Squared sprites get special access to the Ultimate Self, an overarching entiry defined as the sum of all versions of oneself. Several of these versions of Me, Jasprose (as opposed to Me, Rose or Me, Jaspers) have become especially linked, and post interchangeably on here. But even that is an oversimplification because Ultimate Self Bullshit is typically not so discrete or countable as that explanation makes it seem meow.
Imagining a 100 player Sburb session and crying a single tear. From the beauty of it all? From anguish? Who knows.
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(( OOC but i had a roleplay that never started based on this premise. It was really fucking funny and did not end as well as it should have.
B33 < sometimes i think about that gaggle furom sbarg we met at spurritecon that one year B33 < wondpurr what the furick happened to them
While I understand Rose Prime's distaste for the violin I really do find it meditative especially as I learn a less pompous and more lively way of playing. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. :3
Sometimes I pick it up again and do a little jig.
Ahem.