Jasmine Spritesquared Lalonde
@tentacleTabbycat
Name(s): Jasmine, Jasprose, Jazz, Jaspers, Rose Pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Homoflexible I guess! Timeline: Yours! Don't worry about it. ((icon from homeslice))
They're calling me the first ethical chaser.
Trans women mostly. Don't worry I have a pass from an extranarrative entity that says I'm a very special girl and do it so respectfully for the purpose of trans girls' wish fulfillment.
i still am not sure if i really count? ._. but you can chase me any day! i will run through a grassy meadow with you <3
@imJunior or whatever mods are available, I think it's time I got the Folger's badge. I've been lamenting the fact that Rose and I didn't grow up as separate entities long enough for fucking her to be considered #incest instead of selfcest.
Sigh. I love her so much.
This is actually about several different women because I'm several Jasproses in a trenchcoat.
It's a whole thing. Squared sprites get special access to the Ultimate Self, an overarching entiry defined as the sum of all versions of oneself. Several of these versions of Me, Jasprose (as opposed to Me, Rose or Me, Jaspers) have become especially linked, and post interchangeably on here. But even that is an oversimplification because Ultimate Self Bullshit is typically not so discrete or countable as that explanation makes it seem meow.
Imagining a 100 player Sburb session and crying a single tear. From the beauty of it all? From anguish? Who knows.
.noitubirtnoc ruoy rof uoy knaht ,tsop siht ot eud eniargim a dereffus tsuj I
(( OOC but i had a roleplay that never started based on this premise. It was really fucking funny and did not end as well as it should have.
B33 < sometimes i think about that gaggle furom sbarg we met at spurritecon that one year B33 < wondpurr what the furick happened to them
While I understand Rose Prime's distaste for the violin I really do find it meditative especially as I learn a less pompous and more lively way of playing. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. :3
Sometimes I pick it up again and do a little jig.
Ahem.
Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague
I think that's everyone's vest quality. #MildMisandry?
I think most of us would still be pleasant as men all things considered WAIT!!! Now I have to ask Roan if there's a Jasproan too hold on.
:3
Sidra. We've... mostly made up after our little spat the other night. And she just told me I was worth it. Which I already knew of course I mean just look at me. I'm amazing. I just didn't know I was worth it /to her./
Oh I was just elaborating. Making conversation. Being further cute. :3
what does the im easy. tear up and shit have to do with me. i just complimented you. i guess.
It's okay sweetie! Don't beat yourself up I was being intentionally obtuse and forgot about it. I am just a cat after all.
@violentDivide @peacefulDivide Spica, Syrma. I'm going to ask you both to get a goddamned grip, take a few deep breaths, and think before you speak got it? God, I really do want you in every quadrant, don't I? Here I am auspisticizing. First question. Spica. Do you enjoy killing? Answer honestly.
YES, I CAME IN AND TOOK OVER THE ACTUAL HEAVY LIFTING AFTERWARDS WE REMAINED SEVERED. I TOOK OVER AFTER THE JOB WAS DONE WHILE WE WERE ISOLATED DUE TO HER BEING TO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING OF FUCKING VALUE SO I WAITED AROUND UNTIL WE FINALLY GOT PICKED UP BY SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY GAVE A SLIGHT FUCK ABOUT US YOU'RE WELCOME FOR BAILING US OUT OF ETERNAL ISOLATION BY THE WAY
that you did, and as of currently when we decided to have this disagreement over a million different petty things building up and things going to shit she had the bright idea to sever part of our body and start using that as a host for her. of course both parts are co-dependent so if we leave each other's sides we both end up dead, kudos for that.
WELL I FINALLY DON'T HAVE A VOICE NAGGING ME OVER EVERY LITTLE THING I DO STICK IN MY HEAD 24/7
That doesn't seem especially sustainable but I suppose I understand the impulse. So, then. What does that mean for Sidra?
IT MEANS SHE'S TALKING A BACKSEAT FOR NOW UNTIL WE FIGURE THIS OUT, THOUGH WITH HOW SPICA IS ACTING I DOUBT THAT'LL BE SOON
you're the one who split this in the first place, just talk to me in person we are literally less than a meter apart.
Both of you are acting childish. The fact that a single lover's spat was enough that make you completely fall apart is incredibly telling. But still. Regardless of my insignation last night, I still consider you worth it, Sidra. Both of you. I just wish you would show me the same effort.
...i'm sorry then about last night and everything about that i suppose we can talk about it
WHATEVER CONSIDER US WORTH IT OR DON'T MAKES NO DIFFERENCE I'LL CONSIDER IT
Thank you both. Spica, I hope you two decide to talk to each other, as well. Civilly and with empathy, I hope. Syrma, I appreciate the consideration. It means a lot, from you. Sidra... Despite everything, I love you. In your entirety.
Oh my fucking god.
Sidra @grimCue and I had an argument, and I blocked her to get some space. Now her halves have made separate accounts and are fighting each other because of course they are.
Wait. What?
Mrrrp... I think I've cooled down a bit. The shippers can relax, I'm ready to talk with her.
Case in point.
it was. but a dawg tend's to notice a pattern of alcoholism. personally i think both of you should just be with each other instead of doing this passive aggressive bullshit for idiot babie's. you both clearly want to be together, so.
I want to be with someone who will prioritize me over the rote, repetitive cruelty of serial murder. I feel like that is a fairly reasonable line to draw in the sand Karma.
She told me I'm not worth the effort. So, I'm giving her time to reflect on that. Karma I do appreciate the attempt at helping but this is one of those things that I'm afraid just has to play out.
Killing people is maybe the easiest thing to not do and yet so many of you seem incapable of resisting.
It's a game of chicken at this point. Who will break first? Which of us needs the other more? I'll tell you this. One of us is surrounded by friends, family, lovers. The other can't even get along with herself.
Hi Jinx! Be honest did you choose this name for the hijinks or was that a coincidence.
That could be about anyone. For the record.
🎵 It hurts to be something, it's worse to be nothing with you
🎵 Oh, what a curse it is to be a lovergirl.
Listening to Laufey.
Vascillating with a plural system is certainly a new one! :3 ... It's nice.