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((Ill do a characyer inrtro psot tomorrow if my hang9ver isnt too bad #substance cause been thinging of this1 Roxy'slore an shit lately))
i was doing so good why did i even drink tonight #substance
ok guess im facing the consequences of looking and sounding like a dude today
keep thinking about how no one even questioned it when i announced i was playing a girl in roxy's pathfinder game. what do these people think of me?
Being 5'1 is pretty awful. 5'2 I believe is prime 'cute short' at the very least. What am I. A hobbit?
B33 < arquius ditched me fur a date, and now im all alone fur taco night B33 < woe is me (ill eat his share too)
B33 < aw hell yeah B33 < rose youre more than welcome to join me B33 < you just have to pick us a mewvie
oh gosh!!! rose i-...... i had no idea your feelings were that intense for me. i mean i was certainly hoping you'd feel the same way back but i mean wow you're making me blush up a storm over here! feeling a lot of.... intense things right now #suggestive
I wonder if my himejoshi card is still active. Perhaps if I try keying in with my last known passcode...Ah! Imagine that.
:33 < i n33d a massage.. or anyone willing to touch me all over my budy indescriminately. #nsfw
Perhaps I shall keep the sober streak going.
Thank you, Jasprose. I will say, I don't think I am fully considered an alcoholic by definition? I don't tend to day drink. Just finish my days getting fucked up. It is just a habit I overindulge in. Perhaps I'm wrong though. Still, it's nice to have your support. I can't believe how much less I seem to dislike you these days.
B33 < im pictpurring an anomalocarisspurrite rn B33 < this is what peak purrformance could have looked like
btw crazy that humans ar3 hoarding this whol3 mommy/daddy kink stuff lik3 wtf your human mom and human dad n3<3r t3ach you to shar3 your taboo faux inc3st f3tish? crazy i would n3<3r. #nsfw #inc3st
well... its that time again! 0u0 #nsfw #titties ((can't find the op of the art)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/01b3818962f6.jpg
ok but i swear to god if anything bad happened to the bosom of american security im going to lose my shit
:33< meows at mew loud as furk at thr33 am :33< purrlay time :33< purrlay with kitty? :33< purrlease :33< purrlease nyow? :33< kitty play time nyow?
:33< furiendly remindpurr if mewre horny :33< my dms :33< meowch like my legs :33< are always open to mew :33< #nsfw :33< :))
my favorite thing abt all the cat girls i see on my TL is how theyre always lowkey just hitting on each other the whole time i love yall for tht #nsfw
tis 1 goes out 2 all the felines on the TL https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=u4mWvZRHFcs&si=7IvDWyT1pf-qUbhH #nowplaying #lyrics
B33 < *tc is having a minor breakdown over a dinner invitation B33 < *tc knows johns hot grandma will be there and they think shes kinda intimidating man what the hell will i even do, i dont know how to use all those tiny spoons and the dessert fork, why would anyone n33d a fork specifically fur desserts this is dumb B33 < i mean, *tc thinks this is dumb as hell but they will go anyway. *
Need some unwinding. No pun intended. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/579e39a8f3873e2f869f19a1768e0ab8ac09207b.png
lifehack sometimes your brother will feel responsible for everything an alternate version of him did and you can have fucked up sexts about it #nsfw #incest #ensfw
:33 < to anyone who n33ds it!! :33 < this kitty kiss is fur mew!!! <3 https://media.tenor.com/hcch9hwz5hoaaaam/nepeta-homestuck.gif
th1s 1s wh4t b31ng th3 b3st p3rs0n 3v3r 0n 4lt3rn14 l00ks l1k3 4nd 1f y0u d1s4gr33 1m g01ng t0 cull y0u https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/1MG_6677.png
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
this is what owning a cat is like my cat literally does this all the time usually with cheese he stole my fucking cheese again https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412251654752829481/1489340252677214228/image0.jpg?ex=69d00fb2&is=69cebe32&hm=bd7f80c31b0519362d764a4caa9f633a16a2bf7b28bf03f9de9f68b003526192&
Rain8owdrinkers who are jade8looded and very into fashion hmu plz plz plz plz please please please please
It is strange how there are so many of you on my feed that I can not bring myself to block. I am trapped in my own short horror story. I am addicted to reading your drivel. Hm. #substance I suppose. Likewise, I suspect you tire of mine rather quickly. But I will keep talking about my horror takes.
:33 < how to get highblood cum out of patchwork coats. quickest way no bleach. #nsfw
B33 < a win for one davepeta is a win for every davepeta throughout the multiverse
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
B33 < ok im gonna be busy aftpurr i post this but SOMENYAN has b33n riling me up so i might as well post too B33 < #nsfw [An image from behind of Davepeta topless, kneeling on a bed and looking over their shoulder at the camera. Their wings are flared and tail curled coquettishly up. Both of their hands are occupied pulling down their pants to reveal their bare ass.]
thas wat im sayin such a good girl
u guyz ever see a bitch so bad bc she is kind of a horrible prsn but also bc shes so fukin fine but u have to tell urself to get it together n let her be a baddie on her own #vagueposting #notrly #fuuuuuuuuckshessobad
hi pretty puppy girl <3
on an entiiirely unrelated note i am DEFINITELY a furry
≈ Ass so fat you arrange the construction work before their arrival. #nsfw ? ≈
≈ On the dashboard, straight up #tagging it. ≈
GO1NG TO SL33P BUT 1 ONC3 4G41N R3M1ND YOU 4LL TH4T 1F 1M NOT PR4NK3D 1 W1LL POST RUMBL3SPH3R3S. SO DONT FUCK TH1S UP. #NSFW
I wonder how Kanaya's doing.
Realized I've been wearing a bra all day. No wonder I've been miserable.
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
https://I.pInImg.com/1200x/c7/E0/12/c7E01210d5E01d971d50aab3cfb16a6f.jpg
3833 < Limped my wrist at the tiniest grubby and they arched about it. > 3833 < Why. . . >
i just wanna say that i like girls too!!! #yuri
Witty, snappy caption. #Nsfw (This post is brought to you by the Department of Degeneracy for PEACE) https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3842/9d2c7033e924fcfce9cddc01fc58c39c.jpeg?4349309
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lets give turbo incel misogynist a whole week right guys #patriarchy
WHAT THE EVER-LOVING SHIT IS EVEN HAPPENING AT THAT CONCERT? HOLY FUCKING MOTHER GRUB.
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
Seems I'll be taking a sho+rt break fro+m my designs.
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
B33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c2ae609b23e.png
Take the coveted H-Cup cup if such is true. Take immeasurable pride that you are the only Lalonde weighted down by breast fat in place of your sins.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
Woke up to a panic attack. I suppose that getting hyucked by the horrorterrors or taking my prescription couldn't keep that at bay. I was in such a good streak too. Dare I try to go back to sleep? Should I just wait for later and chug at least one Monster Energy? Edit: Forgot my tags. #nsfw #substances #cw-mentalhealth
Update: Managed to get a few more hours of sleep. Woke up with a slight metallic taste in my mouth. Feeling a little bit sluggish, but with enough energy to get up and do things a regular human being would. I'm not feeling particularly hot today, so I don't know if I'll be posting the regular stuff. Maybe only music today.
Flattered mine is the first name that came to mind.
realest shiit ii ever diid hear you know whats up giirliie
My sister is only mean to me because my tits are bigger. Sorry, itty bitty. #nsfw #sister #bigtitties
#nsfw one of the strange advantages i have now being able to swappify is i can effectively flash someone now. before it woulda just been silly, now? the power. the down side is of course standing in front of the mirror for way too long and blushing a bunch but i'll get over it eventually!
Everyone seemingly *would* fuck an alternate version of themselves. #nsfw
concept: running your hands over your chest, touching your face as you stare up at yourself nervously the you above dipping a hand between your thighs carefully "is this... okay?" you ask "i... think so" you answer your fingers slide lower and push as you make a small noise, your brows furrowing as you let out a incredulous little laugh "of course you know that spot" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, first time with yourself, quadrantless, archive rating: E)
Went outside earlier. It was clearly insufferable. Ain't no use in burning witches When we die we're twice as vicious Fire burns inside your eyes The powers yours, take back the night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ca53ce66ef04.png https://open.spotify.com/track/0DQA0zEYTJ10BBwIWPMEIq?si=353e4300b3cb435c
Aww, did someone's feels get a little boo boo?
#nsfw Not sorry. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/6694/c1c20554dc4413c3406ab8bef6b91165.jpeg?7640124
cant say i know who this doc scratch fella is, but why do i feel the need to hit him really hard over a wall... \(0_0) o===
On my way to @apocalypticAnswers 's for some pancake offerings to the ghosts. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/672/966eef1c6bf7abae6dae0114f12a7f8c.jpeg?14997011 #nsfw
:33 < DPsprite^2 told me about this place, so now i'm here too! Currently looking for fic recs
would u guys be mad if i gave u a dead squirrel as a gift #death #dead
B33 < ive been locked in on reading my fanfics for tha past days wops
If I see another one of these clearly doctored photos in any press release or tabloid again I’m going to fire my entire publicity team out of a real and true canon. I must take new headshots soon to give these people an accurate photo when they slander me.
I think perhaps I shall go to the bookstore today.
girls make sure your vibrator and taser are SEPARATE colorsss FEELING:Zappeddd #nsfw
V^ Y0u kn0w, s0metimes I f0rget that being p0ly-quad is n0t n0rmal until I menti0n it casually in c0nversati0n... then I get stared at weird and it reminds me 0f this fact. =:/ ^V
T⍑╎ᓭ ╎ᓭ ᔑリ ╎リᓵ∷ᒷ↸╎ʖꖎ|| b╎⨅ᔑ∷∷ᒷ ∴ᒷʖᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ᒷ. ⍑𝙹∴ ᔑᒲ ╎ ᒷ⍊ᒷリ 𝙹リ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ʖᒷ⊣╎リ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑?
I believe I should preface this with the ever-acompanying maxim of "Context is key". Do I seek out having someone's foot on me on the regular as much as I, say, like to expose myself to this little corner of the Internet? No, I don't believe so. It has to be seamlessly integrated to a scene, a power play where I'm made to feel so beneath my partner that I am but a speck of dirt on the floor. I am not particularly attracted to feet or would consider myself a fetishist of them, but I will suck a toe or have mine sucked if it comes to it. It just doesn't rank highly on my list of "would"s. As for footwear, who doesn't like a nice, double-lifted pair of platformed combat boots? I hope this satisfies your curiosity, at least in the slightest. And I'm open for more inquiries.
...Er hem. I some have affairs to get in order before my untimely departure and I appreciate your compassion in hastening it. #NSFW #Sadism #But Yes #With a capital Y
Manners will get you everywhere. Minding them, even further. And disregarding them entirely along with all niceties in pursuit of reckless abandon such that you do not even space out your words properly? All the way. #NSFW #Sadism #Psychosexuality #StillUnsureWhatToTagThis #PurplerProseMaybe
We listen and we do not judge. Stepping. I understand those who rather fancy the idea of stepping on people. Or more astutely, understand wanting to step on just one person. At a time, anyway. Is that odd? Striking a pose while driving a heel into someone's stomach. Arms pouty and brattily akimbo, extracting obedience and embarrassment in seemingly equal measure. A rush edges its way down my shoulder blades and beyond my spine. I feel the words on my lips, even if I do not say them, "Pathetic, aren't you?" I want it. I want to take the first step. Gently gliding to affirm dominance even as squeals of protest erupt underneath. It is far more gratifying if the act is preceded with ceremony and circumstance. Gulliverian cross-latticed ties and restraints. Treated ropes and colorful silks. All in service of the simple act of walking all over someone. Perhaps much more. But only after I've had my fun. #NSFW #Personal #Bondage #Forniphilia #Podophilia #Shibari #Alvinolagnia #JactitationFetishism #Humiliophilia #Feet #FeetMention #Sadism
As a fan of being stepped on, yes. #nsfw #toosubbyformyowngood #pleasedontjudge #sometimesdebased
I have been advised against responding to this post in absentia of cold shower intervention. Just know that the information has been noted and your contact details have been recorded. When they toss me into the rubber room and hook me up to the machine that makes the lights behind my eyes dance, know the tears I leak are for you, Rankmaid-kun.
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
i kinda would hope to be taken in good faith here that it is an internal perspective not perscriptive on like, how ALL identity works. thatd be dumb.
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon
The winning move is, ostensibly, to mimic the peculiar mating habits of the hammer in a pneumatic nail gun and tenderly mislaid human flesh. #Incest #Albeit #Implied
Google! Show me semi nude ladies, please
https://preview.redd.it/nanna-edits-over-pin-ups-not-porn-but-it-is-pin-ups-so-v0-3i65tovbdxog1.jpg?width=1012&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b767fcfdec969c435350604513ed1f0463526f9 How naughty! Hoo hoo hoo! This image was uploaded by u/t4n3l1 on r/nannaspritefuckers (very inappropiate name! they should change it!)
:33 < oh i wanted to say i am very happy almost everyone on this client enjoys cat puns! :33 < it makes me very happy and inspires me to k33p them up. cant stop wont stop! :33 < but of course since i am a troll with a furaffinity for all things meowbeasts, would anyone expect anything different? :PP
fuuuuuuck thinking about her again https://youtu.be/wfUKEQkMM38?si=pp6qioS0ABwHgMW8
MAYB WE'LL MEET @ A BAR HE'LL DRIV A FNKY CAR MAYB WE'LL MEET @ A CLB ND FALL SO DEPLY INLUV!!
B33 < damn we shouldve coordinated B33 < well idk do you even like venison
B33 < RIP to the hatepurrs as usual ig B;33 < hope you had fun jas
I am forced to think about related women kissing each other but in a manner that is truly respectful. #Incestous? #No, it wasn't my fault...
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Don't worry about it. #FeelingMischevious
#FeelingProblematic. #FeelingControversial. #FeelingDivisive.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I am going to hide in the bathroom on company time.
I Should Return To The Caverns Soon However My Direct Messages Will Remain Open
i don't think mutie minds if i use his acct for a lil double dippin
you're the sweetest kitty lady ever jasprosieeee <3 wish i could love ur posts more than once
btw if anyones curious i set up @thirdandfourtheye 's acct w/ a lil voice 2 text app + connected tenors api 2 pick a gif 2 match his cat mood :3c
Y'know, sometimes, there is no sage advice. Sometimes you just wanna kiss cute girls #cryogenicthoughts
oh no / oh nonono
Would the utterance of “I remember my way around” in the context of offspring-motherly penetration be unto incest enthusiastic sorts somewhat stimulating or the equivalent of saying “sexy hot cock” to a gay man? #NSFWE #Freudian #It is Electra Complex #It is Oedipal Complex #Incest la vie #Do people still say Wincest #Out of my depths #Channeling forth the experts
Consider my blithe and unapologetic curiosities the equivalent of cracking open a window and firing off a few rounds of live ammunition to keep the rent low. I refute any notion otherwise. If I do not mention mature and abominable nastiness simply because I can, the entire site will one day run ads and bow to Big Plastic Card. It drag your porn away kicking and screaming. Your precious parasocially promiscuous banter will be snagged right out from under you. If you cannot post hole or whore, it is emphatically a calendar date falling somewhere in 1984.
I may have made a somewhat regrettable purchasing decision. However. The esteemed acclaim of being a “whale” and “fund furnisher” entails that I have padded the budget for overhead on this charming little website. I also am an unapologetic slut for custom cosmetics.
((ooc for a second i do actually wanna roleplay with people on here!! like 1 on 1 stuff. please do not ever be afraid to message me))
:33< girls kissing :33< send chitt
nothing beats walking in a circle before i lie down i love walking in a circle before i lie down
Happy 8+2 followers. If this post gets 8 likes I'm posting my ass! ::::D
fear fills me / chitter was my haven / but no longer
i blacked out for a second / is everything ok
── ✦ BREAK UP WITH Y⚢UR MIDBL⚢⚢D MATESPRIT WH⚢ D⚢ES N⚢T ACTIVELY REFLECT ⚢N THEIR PLACE IN THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. IT IS A PRIVILEGE T⚢ "N⚢T CARE" AB⚢UT THE HEM⚢SPECTRUM. T⚢ N⚢T CARE IS T⚢ SIDE WITH CASTEIST HIGHBL⚢⚢DS. D⚢ N⚢T SETTLE F⚢R DIPSHITS WH⚢ THINK THEY'RE S⚢ HIGH AND MIGHTY BECAUSE THEY AREN'T ACTIVELY CILLING Y⚢U.
lucky.... at least grandpa knew i would end up a girl while he was in the medium and took care of it fast but the interim was tough :)
thank you for understanding. genuinely that means a lot, me.
i can't imagine. it REALLY helps that john is such a ridiculously common name that i can just mentally divorce myself from it.
all jades are valid and all but it hurts a little to be dead named even by proxy.... :(
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
the day i catch anythin goin on on ths site b4 it wnds is the day i die. and babey i am immortal